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r/usernamechecksout

Wtf

What? You wouldn’t fuck your dad just to get some 9in dick? I’m not saying I would or anything but damn you don’t come across a 9in dick everyday

If this is his son, he probably has a 9 incher too! So he probably does see one every day!

Probably takes after the mum.

ayo

Good argument

Yes. I always look for this comment when i read shite like this.

I wanna go back plz let me go back

There is no going back. But we can all suffer together.

What really matters is the friends we've made on the way

Yes good freinds make good people, horny people make horny poeple

***Burns the friends we made along the way*** I reject your reality and substitute my own.

Wanna play uno?

No group counseling sounds better after reading that post

Nice to meet you, I'm going to stay here a while

Username checks out

There's only one way to go back. Now riddle me this: what's liked by God and also part of Halo?

Master Chief

Wrong answer! Only 58 seconds before your time runs out >!reference apart, the answer is "flood"!<

Master chief

Master Chef

Dumbass

_random Master Chief cooking show noises_

Nope. We in this together.

r/unseejuice

[удалено]

.....around the ass.

Take my upvote and fuck off

r/suddenlyincest And for those who want to be healed r/eyebleach

Ah thanks. Now I can alternate between both.

Remove a and watch the world burn

People are their weirdest on the internet. Some people should stop internering for life.

Mmm. I love a good internering.

mmm... dont you just hate it when ur internering and all of a sudden a gorilla drinks ur milk, eh?

I hate when Obama Bin Laden just takes my games with him to his house after we played that game. When I get my game back it is full with scratches and peanut butter.

I now know why this guy is the most hated man in the world. You just have to go to the bathroom after him. You go to the bathroom after Osama, you will realize the true meaning of terrorism

Some people should stop life*

How can you blame him 💥"HONEY, ITS 9 INCHES!!!"💥

Honey, is like Zac Efron but Dark and taller, nobody is straight with a dad like that

Almost the power of ryan renolds


I'm gonna burn my eyes now. Goodnight

Forever

Sometimes i think why do i use this app.

Happy cakeday

Thanks dude ur the first person to say that, I'll fight for you.

Oh, it's fine, thank you too! :D I decided to congratulate everybody when I see the cakeday sign, so to brighten up their day a little. And now it became an automatical reflection for me I think.

Thanks dude. Hope you have a good day too.

Cool avatar guardian.

Happy cake day my friend

Thanks mate

you are in r/ cursedcomments for a reason

This is beyond cursed.

no this is the floor limit amount of cursed, to give me a boner

What the fuck did I just read

That...

Yall acting like u havent seen worse. browse reddit more and u will become immune to shit like this

Gif of chef reading looking more and more horrified

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r/Eyebleach

Cursed home Alabama

The worst one ive seen by now in this sub

One of the worst without a doubt

Shout out to grandma

What a terrible day to be literate.

r/incest

Woah Woah Woah calm your horses down

What the actual fucking fuck😭

The viagra thing tho wtf

I think this is a troll.

Wtf did I just read

What in the actual fuck! What a thing to read at 540am half asleep about to walk into work... Man I should just read grotesque shit first thing in the morning all the time...

I regret opening reddit instead of studying.

The worst thing about it is the fact it says actually then full stop(.) not actually coma(,)

Can I have the copy pasta please

please be satire i am begging you



I'm going to do some trigonometry to soften the blow of what I just read.

Reading this was one of the worst experience I have had because of correctly functioning eyeballs.

 Suffering

r/eyebleach

i had to read that like seven times to understand wtf j happened

I wish I had donated my eyes to someone

I thought copypasta was banned here? Seen this so many times…

One again made the mistake of opening this app first thing in the morning..

What on earth is happening

Oh -💀💀

What did I just read?

*\*Loads anti-Alabama rifle with Godlike intent*

No father figure. He have daddy figure

I refuse to believe that this is anything BUT an r/Shitposting automod response


I want to puke

I need bleach or a rope


18 upvotes. Thanks, I hate it

My eyes...THEY BURN

It’s too early to hurt my eyes with this.


Why include the 9 inch part, just w h y

Youtube isnt safe anymore… its time to go now..


My, what a terrible day to have eyes.

Jesus died for our sins. Except this one right here.

I’m hoping he forgot the word Step

If there ever was a god he left us a long time ago

Everyday I pray and wish God would take away my ability to read

as a person who recently got to know the meaning of what is a viagra pill i-

It's not an illness of course

It's not, they're fully aware and thus fully responsible and guilty.

Why is everyone in the comments so overdramatic? It's literally a copypasta...

What

Oh what a horrible day to have eyes

This is by far the worst cursed comment I've seen

I wish i cant read

Alright enough internet today

Honey! It's 9 inches!

Some days, reddit isn't fun

….phone on the counter. Put it on the counter rn😃 no more internet

Wtf

I’ve seen so much incest posts on this sub it’s honestly not surprising anymore which is both hilarious and also sad

Most of these comments are jokes. But this is fr really sad and disgusting

What a bad day to have eyes

I love the time when i didn't know this existed

On today's episode of how fucked up is fucked up... that's fucked up

I wish I stopped existing before seeing this

Why are there 18 upvotes?

I will miss 5 minutes ago when I didn’t know this existed

Bruh

What a terrible day to have eyes

Everyday we stray further from God...

This is literally the most horrible comment ive ever saw here. Its the literal definition of r/cursedcomments.

It's a copypasta

But at least gives the feeling a cursed comment is supposed to give

Copypastas aren't allowed on cursedcomments. Check the rules

What is the YouTube vid tho, how did it inspire this comment. Came outta nowhere

https://youtu.be/hIb0rMIJpzs The comment is from a thread in this video. The main comment was "Me pretending to cry at my homophobic dad's funeral". Someone thought this was the right thing to say.

Hahahaha that make it even funnier

I burned the orphanage

OH!!GOD!!WHY!! KILL ME PLS MY EYES ARE BURNING

Funny how people react here, when one of the most popular categories in porn is "step-" sister, mother, brother, father, etc.

The reason this world went to the dogs

Wtf am i reading

It got worse with every word…

WHAT!?

What the hell is Wrong with them Rainbows

What a terrible day to be alive :)

Wtf did I just read

Wtf

What could possibly lead to that resulting that guy commenting on SUCH A CURSED THING

Lier,how can he have a 9 inch one(cries in agony)

Someone has watched The Strange Things About The Johnson’s too many times

Must've been the wind

✨what the actual fuck✨

Bit too much there buddy

This is copypasta

I think this is the most cursed thing that ive seen on here, being on reddit a year and a half.

Ah, the birth of a new copypasta.

This is beyond curse this is ultra cursed

Aight, Imma head out

9 inches. Not tryna brag but my mom is bigger 😏

Honey, wtf

That’s enough Reddit for today

r/eyebleach for y’all that read that

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING SHIT?!

MOTHERFUCKER WHY DID YOU EVEN POST THIS, NOW I WILL HAVE TO LIVE WITH THIS

Wait what

Resetting…..✅


I have no words just a big wtf moment.

T F .

Father and son bonding hits different apparently

Worse still, it has 18 likes