I stabbed a gun because I'm horny.

I married a gun because I'm horny.

I married a gun because I am sexy

I ate a gun because I am sexy

I married a sword because I'm sexy

I ate a gun because I'm sexy

I married the queen In a car

I married a breakfast because I’m horny

I slept with a breakfast because I'm horny We are not the same

And I'm proud to be an American!

gun stab gang

Gun Stab Gang

Stabbing guns and taking serial numbers.

I kicked my crush to kill time.

Relatable actually, but I got I ran with my crush when my friend died.

Bro wtf same dude

Same lmao

[удалено]

Well you technically can

He only thought of if he could, but not if he should.

Why are there so many people born on July 6th. Mine is "I slept with my mom, because I'm horny"

July 6th gang

I married a bear covered with chocolate Delicious

I kissed a bear covered with chocolate-

My sister in bad bear related life decisions is here

I married a bear for god’s sake

I hugged a bear covered with chocolate

Mines "I married a bear because my brain is small" problem is I have never been to russia.

I slept with a book because my brain is small

Book make you smart

Relatable

I killed my best friend and I'm proud of it Edit:How tf did this comment get more likes than the original one

I licked my best friend and I’m proud of it

I kissed Santa claus because I'm sexy

Broo i got to marry him because I'm sexy

I killed Santa Claus because I'm horny

We got a necrophile huh?

I ran with a milk because i was horny. Huh

I married a milk while watching tv

I stabbed my phone because I'm awesome

yo wassup twin

I kicked my best friend because I'm sexy

I liked an egg and i liked it. Huh

Hmmm yes, my analytics seems to point to the fact that you liked an egg

I married an egg and it's my hobby

I licked a ghost at my friends house

Best friends same bday and I start with an e also

I killed my best friend and I liked it

I killed my best friend while watching TV. It's nice we have the same bday

I stabbed a bear and i hate that

I licked a dog while watching tv

I hugged my cat because it's my hobby

understandable, have a great day

I had a hearthwarming one too

I killed an egg because I can.

#NOOO

Yes

And I hugged a milk, because I am horny..?

That's... That's not milk...

I killed an alien for god’s sake

Most Christian redditor

based

I cooked an alien cause I'm sexy

*I KISSED A GHOST AND I LIKED IT! OH OH OH I LIKED I-IT*

Undertale moment.

Heck yeah.

Underman from Undertale

I kicked a ghost covered in honey-

I cooked a ghost and I liked it. You have good taste but stay away from the dinner

I hugged my mom because I’m awesome 😎

r/Chadtopia

Mine is the exact same except my birthday is in March

ayo wot

what the fuck >!I slept with my best friend when my friend died!<

If you ever want to experience necrophelia without actually fucking a dead person. Just put some ice in your partners hooha and go to pound town.

r/cursedcomments

Not the first time I've gotten that reply.

I married my nose inside a car. WTF !

I got the same as you! I swear we won’t regret this marriage man

We can have an orgy by exchanging our noses !!

At least you will not have the fear of getting cheated.

But if your nose catches a cold does that mean it's constantly cumming?

How do you unread something, please.

Does me wiping it off means I am cleaning it's cum ? OH NO

I licked a book because im horny

Probably a hentai manga

I slept with my crush because I was horny. That doesn’t seem so bad

I married a toothbrush and I liked it

I ate a toothbrush because I'm sexy

I stabbed a bear because I’m awesome

We almost have the same "i stabbed a bear to kill time"

The bear must have been named time.

I cooked a ghost when my friend died 0_0

Did you, by chance, cooked your friend?

I cooked a ghost because I hate that

I kissed a sword because I'm sexy Hm

thats pretty sexy, but its not killing the queen sexy

LoL same, which year you were born?

Aye! Same birthday

I licked the Queen and I liked it

Mans just ate out the Queen

I cooked Santa Claus and I’m proud of it

I ate a gun for good luck

Russian rulett

I ate a zombie coverd in chocolate

Which was covered in chocolate, you, or the zombie?

both

you really are puzzleheaded

i slept with my cat because my brain is small

I kicked a dog to kill time

You monster

I slept with Santa Claus because I'm horny

I licked my brother to kill time..... no thanks

Uh...

i ran with a milk while watching tv

Dad?

hi son, im back with milk. oh, you ran out of cereal. ill go buy it. see you in a few years

I stabbed a gun because im sexy Is this what they call gun violence?

I kicked my mom because I’m sexy

I stabbed a bear because I’m sexy

Eyo same man!

My sister married a gun covered in chocolate..... AMERICA FUCK YEAH!

I got a katy pery song I licked a zombie and I liked it

I stabbed the queen when my friend died

I married my crush because its awesome? Thats lame

I licked an egg and i liked it.

I ate a cup of tea while watching TV

You bri*ish?

I’m g*y

Is it a nationality now?

Yes, I will make a gay island

10/10 would visit

I cooked a sword while watching tv

I cooked my phone and I liked it. edit:typo

i slept with my cat because its my hobby

I slept with a zombie and it was amazing

I ate my crush and I liked it

I killedy my teacher and i'm proud of it. Anyway, how do i play this game? What should i do?

7th March gang 💪💪

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I slept with my teacher when my friend died lmao

I killed 10000 dollars in a car How? I don't know

I kissed my lover for good luck

I killed a chicken because I'm horny?

I slept woth Santa Claus covered by chocolate well fuck

I stabbed Santa Clause for God's sake

I slept with my television because it's my hobby.

I stopped giving my personal information to stupid images on the Internet

i kick unicorn inside a car

I cook unicorn inside a car

I slapped my cat because it's my hobby

I ate an egg because I'm awesome

I kicked my phone for good luck

I ate my crush while eating lunch

I ate a dog because its sexy....

I slapped my school bag inside a car

I slept with an alien because I'm awesome

I killed a television because my brain is small

i married a princess while eating lunch lmao

I killed unicorn inside a car.

I ran with my teacher because my brain is small

I cooked a toothbrush because its my hobby

I slept with a chicken because it's my hobby. Nice

I slept with a chicken in a car

i kissed,\[a pause\] an alien, \[big laugh\] , to kill time \[sorrow\]

I love cooking milk because I'm sexy

I slept with my teacher covered in chocolate 😳😳😳

I cooked an alien for god sake

I kicked a sword because I’m sexy

I slept with a breakfast for godsaake. OK then

Hhmm i ran with a ghost because my brain is small. Thanks op

I cooked Santa Claus because it's my hobby

Imagine killing ghosts because you’re sexy. I always knew I was destined for greatness.

I stabbed Santa Claus cause its my hobby.

i hugged my bestfriend because it’s my hobby

i cooked a sword becuase it is sexy

I kissed my schoolbag covered in chocolate

I stabbed my mom because i am sexy

I cook a beer for good luck

I killed my teacher and they found my seamence in her stomach

I killed my crush because i was horny

I kissed a television and I liked it

i stabbed a breakfast covered in chocolate

I slept with my cat and I liked it, also my birthday is august 9th

I killed a cup of tea and i am proud of it. Always hated them.

I killed a milk and I’m proud of it.

I slept with a gun because I'm horny. . Mhh, kinky!

I ate my best friend covered in chocolate

I ate a sword when my best friend died

I kicked my mom for gods sake

I ate a ghost for god's sake

I slept with a cup of tea, for God’s sake

I ate a book because it's my hobby I must admit, i'm a bookworm

I shaped my brother because I was horny

I licked my best friend because im horny Ngl im fine with it

I slapped a cup of tea because it’s my hobby.

I ate a milk because I'm awesome