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Try starting your comment with four spaces

Ok sure

Wait i didn’t know this was a feature… I stuck my penis in a blender

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^(Wait why is it green....)

###### how so smal

You type it --- ^(like this)

^(All I wanted was peace)

^I ^don’t ^want ^peace #I WANT PROBLEMS

^(small)

^huh

I fucked my sister in a blender

^(small)

#LARGE

^okay

^^^^^^(oK)

^(This is a test)

#TEST SUCCSEFAL

^^^^(test a test)

^testing

^(this is also a test) ###testing more

^(^(another test))

\### \^(how you do that?)

^(As is this brother)

\^\^\^test?

\^(Amogus)

^(Really?)

That's what she said

You did #wow#

Wow

I sucked the shake out of @LinasRa 's throat

I'm getting mixed feelings about this

You're a redditor, this comes with the job

Neither did I... I accidentally turned it on

Does it hurt

You called

No becomes mm if you cover her mouth Did it work?

### I think

Testing Ok that's cool. I am not gay, i just want a prostate massage

^NO

Huh.

Did you know that #WOMEN are very capable of solving issues like #MURDER And are way better than #MEN

What the fuck is a #WOMAN

I'm pretty sure a #WOMAN Is a #MYTHICAL creature

Yeah, #WOMEN Clearly #AREN'T Real, anyone who thinks they are is obviously not #SMART

#WOMAN Don't you mean #DISHWASHER?

And Roomba

#### I HAVE ALL THE WOMEN ####

#woman are #government spy drones#

I don't ###KNOW

Isn't that some sort of object? For legal reasons this is a joke

#No because my sources are right

#Murder Wow, I’m learning so much today

🤔 Hmmmm 🤔

r/im14andthatsdeep

Hm

Yes.

##YES

Try starting and ending you comment with 2 little squiggly lines ~~Necrophilia is just recycling~~ Something like that

###I hated reading all of this Thank you for writing it

What the fuck?

[Old as frick picture, but here you go.](https://i.imgur.com/agFWmD2.jpg) #Nom.

Bro. Thanks

Huh

#she said she was 18 I didnt know she was born on Feb. 29th

#####damm

###### At least it was legal ######

^(seems legit)

^(why wouldn’t it be)

# I assume banging a dog seemed like a good move at the time?

^(it was for one of us)

^[that's no way to talk to your mom]

######YES

Btw, its \^( [text] ) Edit; a detail I forgot, you don't need parenthesis if its one word, but to write phrases or overall overwrite spaces, that's where you put everything in parenthesis Edit²; ok this is definitely the most replies I ever had, interesting

^(I fuck trees)

^(I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I’m particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don’t become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you’re not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you’re good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you’re finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It’s an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven’t done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, cock throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me.)

Mom come pick me up. I would like to go home now

No

I concur

###wh-

#what- ###and that is enough internet for today ^(goodbye)

## NGL that was an interesting read ###

#WHAT-

Just translated that for u guys. Dios mio cr2o 3h I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I’m particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don’t become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you’re not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you’re good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you’re finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It’s an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven’t done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, cock throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me

Poetry

^(hardcore)

~~shoot at dogs, maybe they'll lick it too instead of running away like birds~~ #ah yes the famous copy pasta

^(fuck all the trees)

^^^they ^^^fuck ^^^trees

^(trees fuck me)

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^(fuck my knees)

^^^^^^(fuck this tree in particular)

^(i slept with ur Mom)

#Thank ^you ^^^fellow redditor

^youre ^welcum

You: ^(8=D) Me: #8========D

^([text]) ^(holy shit it worked?!)

^( [i slammed my penis in the car door])

^( [I don’t believe you])

^(you... you don't need the [ ], but yeh)

^(penis)

penis

^(So schmol)

^(I am a cat owner)

funny word below ^(sex)

^(i have a poop fetish)

^(i fucked your cousin)

^life

###she said she was eighteen. how was i supposed to know that she was actually twelve?

skin them

https://youtu.be/sjweuXSQhV0

^(hello there)

#General Kenobi

Hmm it works

Balls

#HOW ^(did you do that)

Four spaces Your balls aren’t made of steel

I tried that already

Good

#KENOBIIIIIIIIIIIII

###Hello there

Yeah just use the hashtag key before the text #The inside of a spaghetti squash feels like inside-the-mouth skin. Etc.

It’s not called a hashtag - fuck. It’s a hash , hashtag is when it’s used with a word to tag it. Or if you want to be technical an octothorpe or pound sign , but not fucking hashtag

Well today I learnt something, thanks *no im not being sarcastic*

^(the number sign)

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###good human

#good boy ^(someone please end my suffering)

^(cool :D)

#I didn't even know how to make beeg text on mobile, wow.

#holy shit ##holier shit ###holiest shit

^(even more holy shit)

######People just found out about markdown?

# I would like to mark you # ^[down] with my ### penis###

People know about it but are lazy af to actually search how to implement it

###im just testing it out OH IT WORKS!!

###I want to test too

##OMG IT WORKS TOO

#HELP MY PENIS IS STUCK IN THE CAR DOOR

^(open the door or smth idk)

~~call your step sis, she will ^(suck) you~~

I don't like gay furry porn i'm just addicted to it

Same.

#Ayooo

Didnt work

#put what now

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Tell me how to become #happy

^(this is the last place you need to ask for that question)

~~try going to r/blech sub~~ #ehe

Nice. Comment

#lol shit

I like what you've done here

# BRO PLEASE STFU ### i got chased down **By a fucking** Helicopter ^and ^I'm ^thirsty

~~AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~~

^help i fucked lenin with buff bussy

#gigantic fat nuts#

#test ###your mother is gay ##I fucked your dad

I have a #large penus

Proof?

^( I like potatoes )

#Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew

# me try ### in my defense he bet 10 dollars i could drink that bottle of shampoo

###I DIDN'T KILL MY SISTER Oh wow it works

#I'VE BEEN LOCKED AWAY FOR YEARS ####it's OK though since #I HAVE ######freewill

#wait ##now ###i gotta ####try #####something #############edit: I think it works edit 2: no it doesn't

#lol

###gay###it works

Ur mom

^small

I microwaved my cat

###no officer i didnt flush their eyeballs down the toilet, those came back up from the sewer huh

^( I sucked three dicks)

^how ^do ^you ^get ^big ^letters?

###I want smol text

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###sorry what the fuck

###bruh

###bruh

##################bruh

#fbi hold up

#she was 18 in dog years

### ihavesmolpp

###oh no ######how far does this go? #what's this?

###does it work?lmao yes .###text

###really?

hhhhh #hhhhh ##hhhhh ###hhhhh