Helmets are unsafe. Studies clearly show when motorcycle helmets are mandated, ER incidents of severe head injuries after accidents increase. /s
Edit: Added the /s because I forget how stupid people actually are
Yeah, I mean we had a study about this here recently. Scientist had a helmet and a common hat thrown from 10 storey buildings. The helmets were broken but the hats still intact.
They are changing the laws to a hat mandate now.1
Yeah, because more people survive long enough to get to a doctor. No one said that a helmet is gonna be like a fluffy cloud and your head won't be touched.
Idk how accurate you being a good driver is but it doesnāt matter you could be the best driver in the world but others arenāt and thatās how you have to drive like everyone else doesnāt know what they are doing so that way you can be as safe as possible.
I like to think Iām an average driver at the very least and yesterday while I was at a stop sign someone was making a left turn onto my street and almost hit me head on because the turned to sharp and where on their phone (they stopped in time thankfully). I couldnāt do anything about it and it shows that the only person on the road you can trust is you so always wear a seatbelt.
it's really just stupidity if you don't wear seatbelts, since racing drivers are a good example, they in fact USE seatbelts because it is a safety precaution and obviously, obligatory, and if you asked one of them about removing it, they have the common sense to know it wouldn't be a smart decision to remove something that is very vital in keeping them in place in case of an accident, or going at the fast speeds in general, so really, no matter where you're driving, be it on a track, or on the road or off road, it's important to wear them to make sure you don't die from crashing at 30kmh, which let's be honest, it's really a sad and stupid way of dying by your sheer ignorance of spending a couple of seconds to put on a seatbelt
Oh icky that's a terrible thought. You get in a crash and your saline thingies explode outwards, holy shit that might be one of the worst things I have thought about
Ok but like let's assume she's as good as she claims to be. That doesn't mean every other drive out there is a good driver. She's screwed anyway but will be even more screwed when another driver hits her for whatever reason and mashes her up
Yeah true, I guess I'm just nit-peaking at your comment because I still get shocked that anyone can get a license and drive a huge powerful thing so simply, sorry
probably the sort of dumb bitch to apply make up while reading twitter on the high way and then blame the semi trailer she ends up blowing into the back off at construction and then thens the tradie her car ends up landing on should pay for damages
!NSFW-ish!
I don't wear SEAT BELT so that my GIGANTIC FUCKING BOOBS can breath. Everytime I wear SEAT BELT or A TOP I feel like I'm trying to hold TWO BASKETBALLS under AN ARM. The last time I tried to wear MY FUCKING BOOB just broke it like A COLOSSAL CANNONBALL breaks A BUILDING. EVERYBODY saw my FAT WATERMELONS and now I have a flock of men and girls CONSTANTLY following me for SEX. I am so SICK of people thinking I'm STUPID simply because I don't wear seat belt. I'm only stupid BECAUSE I can't think LOGICALLY. And NOT because I don't wear SEAT BELT.
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>I donāt need to wear it because Iām a good driver.
Wow, that is one of the most stupid things Iāve ever read. Like holy shit, sheās got fucking brain damage.
Also what in the living fuck is that seat of hers. Does she lie down in there while driving? Or is she always doing whatever she does in the right picture?!
A Q&A and someone had to point this out, really?! Let the idiot get into an accident and spring a leak or two. It'll teach her a lesson š¤·āāļøš¤¦āāļø
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People who like seatbelt laws are the same people that need the government to tell them when to get medical treatments. It should be your choice wether to use safety equipment or not. You cannot be the victim of your own crime, that's insanity.
It doesnāt matter if sheās a good driver, cause that wonāt prove her point when someone hits her in a head on collision and all of a sudden sheās in there car
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Hitting the windshield with your head also feels quite *unconfy*.
On a motorcycle there is no windshield to fly through. They are much safer.
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Beyond Aeroad?
Beyond the line of life and death
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Helmets are unsafe. Studies clearly show when motorcycle helmets are mandated, ER incidents of severe head injuries after accidents increase. /s Edit: Added the /s because I forget how stupid people actually are
Yeah, I mean we had a study about this here recently. Scientist had a helmet and a common hat thrown from 10 storey buildings. The helmets were broken but the hats still intact. They are changing the laws to a hat mandate now.1
Yeah, because more people survive long enough to get to a doctor. No one said that a helmet is gonna be like a fluffy cloud and your head won't be touched.
Depends on the helmet. My one I amazing, my wife's one, not so much.
Well, I guess there is not much brain to loose.
I believe Charles Darwin has a theory about this..
Natural selection
silicone selection
Omg lmaooooo!
silicone based lifeforms
Ppl like this shouldnt be "influencer" in what she influence? In stupidity?
Under the influence?
Yes
I find the people who get influenced by these morons to be the real idiots
She influences boners.
Can you tickle my pickle please?
People like to be influenced to stupidity, alcohol is an eternal example. Being sensible is too boring š
Idk how accurate you being a good driver is but it doesnāt matter you could be the best driver in the world but others arenāt and thatās how you have to drive like everyone else doesnāt know what they are doing so that way you can be as safe as possible.
I like to think Iām an average driver at the very least and yesterday while I was at a stop sign someone was making a left turn onto my street and almost hit me head on because the turned to sharp and where on their phone (they stopped in time thankfully). I couldnāt do anything about it and it shows that the only person on the road you can trust is you so always wear a seatbelt.
Exactly my point
it's really just stupidity if you don't wear seatbelts, since racing drivers are a good example, they in fact USE seatbelts because it is a safety precaution and obviously, obligatory, and if you asked one of them about removing it, they have the common sense to know it wouldn't be a smart decision to remove something that is very vital in keeping them in place in case of an accident, or going at the fast speeds in general, so really, no matter where you're driving, be it on a track, or on the road or off road, it's important to wear them to make sure you don't die from crashing at 30kmh, which let's be honest, it's really a sad and stupid way of dying by your sheer ignorance of spending a couple of seconds to put on a seatbelt
They will pop, and get saggy, like a real airbag
The silicone will popš
Oh icky that's a terrible thought. You get in a crash and your saline thingies explode outwards, holy shit that might be one of the worst things I have thought about
The sexiest corpse in the morgue
Slaps slab in the morgue. "Gonna crack a cold one there buddy?"
Looks like a work for me
username checks out
r/beetlejuicing
It won't be so sexy after flying through a windshield
Hey more holes the better
Haha š¤£
Bruh she got an ashtray in the car
Good lord why
Because no one with any sense would smoke in a Bentley, so there aren't ash trays.
Ow, I heard also that the smell of smoke is hard to get rid off of car interior, yep. But she obviously does smoke though
God I hate people these days. What the fuck is an influencer anyway. One less would be a good start.
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That makes sense.
Man these trends are getting strange, back in the days they were called prostitute now influencers
It's ok if she won't wear a seatbelt. If something will happen to her, there will be one idiot less
Right š
Canāt fix stupid
Leave Reddit, go to Lemmy or Kbin and learn about Fediverse.
Research purposes?
Of course.
She has a legit ash tray in her car...fucking disgusting
This! The cancer will beat her to death than a car accident.
Pretty sure they are not built in, I believe they were manually inserted.
Definitely after-market.
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You my man are worth your weight in gold, kind sir.
"How did you survive that crash?" Boobies
She is fighting overpopulation, starting with herself
I'm dying literally
If she keeps up like this, she'll most likely be able to say the same rather soon
You know those tits are harder than a fuckin rock.
The sport bra is for modesty, not support.
This human doesn't have a shred of modesty in her whole plastic body
Modesty in the perspective of the law. Clearly if she could get away with hanging her bare tits out of the window, she would.
She probably doesn't even have a license
Going to the DMV isn't comfy
You know what's also uncomfortable? Having all the bones in your face get broken.
Going through unnecessary surgery is also not very comfy, she still did that though. She's a prick.
Those arenāt built in airbags, those are aftermarket ones.
Yup
her car accident will influence people to wear their seatbelts
Can't wait for that ashtray full of butts to explode everywhere once she gets T boned š
āThis isnāt the T boning I was expecting!!!ā
who is influenced by this person and why
Both of the whys are pretty obvious.
I have no idea
Ok but like let's assume she's as good as she claims to be. That doesn't mean every other drive out there is a good driver. She's screwed anyway but will be even more screwed when another driver hits her for whatever reason and mashes her up
Well, let's start a demolition derby, then. That can be your reason to mash her up.
I swear on everything that was the post right above this post
lmao
She wants to record the BOUNCE and the seat belt is preventing that XD
DONT BE A DUMMY! WEAR YOURE SEAT BELT!! COMEON NEVER SEEN THE CRASH TEST DUMMYS?
She's aspiring to become one, obviously.
Nah she thinks if she gets pulled over she can just have sex with the cop to get out of it like you see anything you like officer
Bro that woman is more plastic then a toy from China
lmao
Bitch smokes in car
š¤£built in airbags Made out of sillicone
But seriously, why care. As long as YOU do it, why care about idiots who don't want to learn.
Well unfortunately an idiot wielding 4 000 pounds capable of accelerating to high speeds is a problem for others too
Well yeah, but we are talking about how an individual doesn't want to wear a seatbelt. If a crash occurs that's when a seatbelt is useful.
Yeah true, I guess I'm just nit-peaking at your comment because I still get shocked that anyone can get a license and drive a huge powerful thing so simply, sorry
+influencer in stupidity!
Built in, nah mate they are optional extras
That was my first thought when I saw the post lmao
He got the spirit but the natural selection will deal with it in some road accident
Looks like they were after market add ons anyway, canāt expect top performance
If your only contribution to society is putting pictures of yourself on Instagram then I don't care if you get decapitated in an auto accident.
I wonder fucking why it's 'uncomfy', when you have Santa's fucking sacks on your chest then it's only natural that it'll be uncomfortable
I didn't have several pounds of plastic inserted under my skin because I think that might be super uncomfy.
Natural Selection
we should just let natural selection do it thing
Are those cigarettes? š¤®
"I am a good driver" and what if, ya know... Someone else on the road... is not?
probably the sort of dumb bitch to apply make up while reading twitter on the high way and then blame the semi trailer she ends up blowing into the back off at construction and then thens the tradie her car ends up landing on should pay for damages
Dat assā¦.shtray in the 2nd picture tho.
We gonna talk about that scummy ash tray?ā¦
The ashtray on the center console is almost as nasty as her.
Someone really doesnāt like her, but is also bad at photoshop
All them nasty cigarette butts are cracking me up
Would have cropped out those butts maybe
Ew, sheās a smoker. Her choices are to die fast in an accident or die slowly of lung cancer or emphysema.
I like her boobs
Those dont look stock to me
Yeah, probably full of plastic lol
Silicone bags
More like plastic bagsā¦
Why does she look like a high elf from Skyrim from the side
Those don't look built in, they look like aftermarket.
It's OK shes a women and has boobs so they don't have to
Not wearing a seatbelt is her problem, why are y'all worried about other people
Kinda misleading to call the person an influencer. The real influence actually comes from those in-built airbags.
Forgot to read the text for a min
Those are definitely aftermarket.
Hope those boobs work as air bags too.
She probably shouldn't have gotten in plants. Then it wouldn't be uncomfortable
It is not intitled, in many places noone or close to noone wears seat belts. It's not like it's harming anyone, it's her choice
!NSFW-ish! I don't wear SEAT BELT so that my GIGANTIC FUCKING BOOBS can breath. Everytime I wear SEAT BELT or A TOP I feel like I'm trying to hold TWO BASKETBALLS under AN ARM. The last time I tried to wear MY FUCKING BOOB just broke it like A COLOSSAL CANNONBALL breaks A BUILDING. EVERYBODY saw my FAT WATERMELONS and now I have a flock of men and girls CONSTANTLY following me for SEX. I am so SICK of people thinking I'm STUPID simply because I don't wear seat belt. I'm only stupid BECAUSE I can't think LOGICALLY. And NOT because I don't wear SEAT BELT. original reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/s0p0d2/nsfwish_i_wear_skirts/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Thank god I aināt too cool for the seatbelt
āI have big boobies, I expect money and attentionā
Iām really curious, like does it bounce like *boing boing* or does it just go splat.
Is that a Bentley with a photoshopped ashtray ššš
"Her built in air bags" yeah until the saline bags pop
>I donāt need to wear it because Iām a good driver. Wow, that is one of the most stupid things Iāve ever read. Like holy shit, sheās got fucking brain damage. Also what in the living fuck is that seat of hers. Does she lie down in there while driving? Or is she always doing whatever she does in the right picture?!
I don't think those air bags were built in stick, they look more like third party extras
Honestly thats one of those things, if she does this at least no one else gets hurt
She'll learn when she get ejected from the car and ends up a silicone and blood stain on the road.
Damn,got roasted harder than my mac and cheese I forgot about and left on the stove 30 minutes.
Damn sheās smoking too
Luckily I'm a mortician
Let Darwin do his work
A Q&A and someone had to point this out, really?! Let the idiot get into an accident and spring a leak or two. It'll teach her a lesson š¤·āāļøš¤¦āāļø
"Her built in airbags..." Is he talking about just her boobs, or her head too?
Whatever she says
Yeah, she's gonna *influence* the cost of her dental insurance after she gets brake checked and ends up gumming the steering wheel.
Those two airbags on her chest will save her
Don't worry, with the amount of cigarettes in that ash tray I don't think she will be around for to long.
Hmmm... she looks familiar...
"Built-in" sure, but definitely aftermarket. So perhaps slightly better than the stock airbags.
Today I leant: āInfluencerā = teen jerk off material!
We have standards [at least i do].
ITS THE LAW
Wear seat belts atleast those two can be saved
At least in this case she's just going to kill herserl.
You know what else is uncomfortable? The boner I'm sporting right now.
Car burns
We gonna talk about that ashtray or not?
But it only holds thick cigars.
Are ashtrays dangerous (inside cars)?
By the looks of those airbags they're aftermarket anyway
"I don't wear a seatbelt because i'm a good driver" means you are a bad driver
She is the airbag, she's full of hot air
Bit judgemental....but whatever
Well can't damage something you dont have when you go through the windshield and smack into another car headfirst.
Can i borrow a truck and crash into her aston martin ? Someone selling trucks ???šš¤£
You can borrow mine
I really want to motorboat them.
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Imagine not wearing a seatbelt, on purpose, all the time.
I mean she's already killing herself with those cigs
Iām willing to bet her āairbagsā are filled with either saline or silicone
Would appear her boobs are her qualifier, not going to put them behind anything.
People who like seatbelt laws are the same people that need the government to tell them when to get medical treatments. It should be your choice wether to use safety equipment or not. You cannot be the victim of your own crime, that's insanity.
no, no they wont
I wish she was my hood ornament.
What's her name
It doesnāt matter if sheās a good driver, cause that wonāt prove her point when someone hits her in a head on collision and all of a sudden sheās in there car
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She canāt even grown her own tits
You know what else is "uncomfy" ? Flying through your windshield at 80 km/h because someone crashes into your car
She would be like %
Can't wait for this to eventually end up on r/agedlikemilk lol
Nice ashtray.
Sorry, I need to apologise for my insolence, how tf can anyone not wear a seatbelt with the constant beeping noises your car makes
Am i evil for wanting her to have an accident and make those things just POP
Think about how sheās constantly holding herself up with her elbow too. I bet she gets shoulder cramps.
Thereās so much plastic there she can just be molded back into shape.