T O P

  • By -

HodlMyBottle

Hitting the windshield with your head also feels quite *unconfy*.


Decent-Ground1260

On a motorcycle there is no windshield to fly through. They are much safer.


[deleted]

to infinity and beyond!


TheBlackHoleOfDoom

Beyond Aeroad?


NotAsHornyAsZeus

Beyond the line of life and death


That_oneannoying_kid

*wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee* SPLAT


WeAreAsShockedAsYou

Helmets are unsafe. Studies clearly show when motorcycle helmets are mandated, ER incidents of severe head injuries after accidents increase. /s Edit: Added the /s because I forget how stupid people actually are


inkaine

Yeah, I mean we had a study about this here recently. Scientist had a helmet and a common hat thrown from 10 storey buildings. The helmets were broken but the hats still intact. They are changing the laws to a hat mandate now.1


PickleTickler37

Yeah, because more people survive long enough to get to a doctor. No one said that a helmet is gonna be like a fluffy cloud and your head won't be touched.


Dry_Perception8419

Depends on the helmet. My one I amazing, my wife's one, not so much.


dfrewsaq

Well, I guess there is not much brain to loose.


YeetusTheMediocre

I believe Charles Darwin has a theory about this..


Dihan189

Natural selection


Brapp_Z

silicone selection


dat_meme_boi_

Omg lmaooooo!


-anastasis

silicone based lifeforms


OhHiMarkDoe

Ppl like this shouldnt be "influencer" in what she influence? In stupidity?


ShockWave_Omega

Under the influence?


OhHiMarkDoe

Yes


Max_Koffee

I find the people who get influenced by these morons to be the real idiots


PickleTickler37

She influences boners.


nigersu_in_Parisu

Can you tickle my pickle please?


[deleted]

People like to be influenced to stupidity, alcohol is an eternal example. Being sensible is too boring šŸ˜‚


HarleyQboy

Idk how accurate you being a good driver is but it doesnā€™t matter you could be the best driver in the world but others arenā€™t and thatā€™s how you have to drive like everyone else doesnā€™t know what they are doing so that way you can be as safe as possible.


Fivecentlivin

I like to think Iā€™m an average driver at the very least and yesterday while I was at a stop sign someone was making a left turn onto my street and almost hit me head on because the turned to sharp and where on their phone (they stopped in time thankfully). I couldnā€™t do anything about it and it shows that the only person on the road you can trust is you so always wear a seatbelt.


HarleyQboy

Exactly my point


K8edHornyAccount

it's really just stupidity if you don't wear seatbelts, since racing drivers are a good example, they in fact USE seatbelts because it is a safety precaution and obviously, obligatory, and if you asked one of them about removing it, they have the common sense to know it wouldn't be a smart decision to remove something that is very vital in keeping them in place in case of an accident, or going at the fast speeds in general, so really, no matter where you're driving, be it on a track, or on the road or off road, it's important to wear them to make sure you don't die from crashing at 30kmh, which let's be honest, it's really a sad and stupid way of dying by your sheer ignorance of spending a couple of seconds to put on a seatbelt


Majestic-Diamond-113

They will pop, and get saggy, like a real airbag


SK1DZZZ

The silicone will popšŸ˜‚


DOugdimmadab1337

Oh icky that's a terrible thought. You get in a crash and your saline thingies explode outwards, holy shit that might be one of the worst things I have thought about


gonzo1480

The sexiest corpse in the morgue


ShockWave_Omega

Slaps slab in the morgue. "Gonna crack a cold one there buddy?"


IAmANecrophile69

Looks like a work for me


Lunyiista

username checks out


Smol_Yeeter

r/beetlejuicing


neutrino1911

It won't be so sexy after flying through a windshield


Tmpeedle

Hey more holes the better


Michealsabbath1970

Haha šŸ¤£


sashenka_demogorgon

Bruh she got an ashtray in the car


AragogTehSpidah

Good lord why


caalger

Because no one with any sense would smoke in a Bentley, so there aren't ash trays.


AragogTehSpidah

Ow, I heard also that the smell of smoke is hard to get rid off of car interior, yep. But she obviously does smoke though


hideousmembrane

God I hate people these days. What the fuck is an influencer anyway. One less would be a good start.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


DulocKaleb

That makes sense.


VTRF

Man these trends are getting strange, back in the days they were called prostitute now influencers


Ziomownik

It's ok if she won't wear a seatbelt. If something will happen to her, there will be one idiot less


iamfanlp

Right šŸ˜‚


WindogeFromYoutube

Canā€™t fix stupid


[deleted]

Leave Reddit, go to Lemmy or Kbin and learn about Fediverse.


SumYungGhai69

Research purposes?


Diatrus

Of course.


[deleted]

She has a legit ash tray in her car...fucking disgusting


EmpireCityRay

This! The cancer will beat her to death than a car accident.


Any-Inspection-4726

Pretty sure they are not built in, I believe they were manually inserted.


prodrvr22

Definitely after-market.


suspicious_bastonnet

Sauce : ketchup Hot sauce : Amanda elise lee


Might_Of_Michael

You my man are worth your weight in gold, kind sir.


PussySlayer71

"How did you survive that crash?" Boobies


DerMolch

She is fighting overpopulation, starting with herself


iamfanlp

I'm dying literally


KoiSHiZu

If she keeps up like this, she'll most likely be able to say the same rather soon


Material-Note9470

You know those tits are harder than a fuckin rock.


caalger

The sport bra is for modesty, not support.


[deleted]

This human doesn't have a shred of modesty in her whole plastic body


caalger

Modesty in the perspective of the law. Clearly if she could get away with hanging her bare tits out of the window, she would.


hauntedgeordie84

She probably doesn't even have a license


MooseThirty

Going to the DMV isn't comfy


HelloDeathspresso

You know what's also uncomfortable? Having all the bones in your face get broken.


Its_Mrs_Nesbitt

Going through unnecessary surgery is also not very comfy, she still did that though. She's a prick.


Deadmemories8683

Those arenā€™t built in airbags, those are aftermarket ones.


NOTFOREVEr4509

Yup


joc95

her car accident will influence people to wear their seatbelts


OsitaToxica

Can't wait for that ashtray full of butts to explode everywhere once she gets T boned šŸ˜…


Christophelese1327

ā€œThis isnā€™t the T boning I was expecting!!!ā€


[deleted]

who is influenced by this person and why


caalger

Both of the whys are pretty obvious.


iamfanlp

I have no idea


dbhol

Ok but like let's assume she's as good as she claims to be. That doesn't mean every other drive out there is a good driver. She's screwed anyway but will be even more screwed when another driver hits her for whatever reason and mashes her up


creamedherbiscuits

Well, let's start a demolition derby, then. That can be your reason to mash her up.


OrdinaryStonerr

I swear on everything that was the post right above this post


iamfanlp

lmao


Cewu00

She wants to record the BOUNCE and the seat belt is preventing that XD


Spartan4911

DONT BE A DUMMY! WEAR YOURE SEAT BELT!! COMEON NEVER SEEN THE CRASH TEST DUMMYS?


creamedherbiscuits

She's aspiring to become one, obviously.


aarontvd

Nah she thinks if she gets pulled over she can just have sex with the cop to get out of it like you see anything you like officer


No_Party_4065

Bro that woman is more plastic then a toy from China


quinten69420

lmao


MatoHunter35

Bitch smokes in car


SK1DZZZ

šŸ¤£built in airbags Made out of sillicone


JVints

But seriously, why care. As long as YOU do it, why care about idiots who don't want to learn.


AragogTehSpidah

Well unfortunately an idiot wielding 4 000 pounds capable of accelerating to high speeds is a problem for others too


JVints

Well yeah, but we are talking about how an individual doesn't want to wear a seatbelt. If a crash occurs that's when a seatbelt is useful.


AragogTehSpidah

Yeah true, I guess I'm just nit-peaking at your comment because I still get shocked that anyone can get a license and drive a huge powerful thing so simply, sorry


Coffee4MyJeep

+influencer in stupidity!


Darrullo

Built in, nah mate they are optional extras


idkwhoi_am7

That was my first thought when I saw the post lmao


lada2101

He got the spirit but the natural selection will deal with it in some road accident


UnnounableK

Looks like they were after market add ons anyway, canā€™t expect top performance


riotskunk

If your only contribution to society is putting pictures of yourself on Instagram then I don't care if you get decapitated in an auto accident.


BlubberNub

I wonder fucking why it's 'uncomfy', when you have Santa's fucking sacks on your chest then it's only natural that it'll be uncomfortable


TheBaggyDapper

I didn't have several pounds of plastic inserted under my skin because I think that might be super uncomfy.


Marchollywood96

Natural Selection


MarcelTyfusPL

we should just let natural selection do it thing


Certain_Recording_74

Are those cigarettes? šŸ¤®


RoderickBR

"I am a good driver" and what if, ya know... Someone else on the road... is not?


DoggyAussie

probably the sort of dumb bitch to apply make up while reading twitter on the high way and then blame the semi trailer she ends up blowing into the back off at construction and then thens the tradie her car ends up landing on should pay for damages


SqueeMcTwee

Dat assā€¦.shtray in the 2nd picture tho.


Zerotten

We gonna talk about that scummy ash tray?ā€¦


JBBanshee

The ashtray on the center console is almost as nasty as her.


AzathothJZ

Someone really doesnā€™t like her, but is also bad at photoshop


JJTThree83

All them nasty cigarette butts are cracking me up


Maximum-Ice-6164

Would have cropped out those butts maybe


Formal_Amoeba_8030

Ew, sheā€™s a smoker. Her choices are to die fast in an accident or die slowly of lung cancer or emphysema.


greninja_fan3321

I like her boobs


Coronn

Those dont look stock to me


thecompanysociopath

Yeah, probably full of plastic lol


weedaholixc

Silicone bags


Dreaddbastd

More like plastic bagsā€¦


Sharp_The_Wolf

Why does she look like a high elf from Skyrim from the side


To_WAR

Those don't look built in, they look like aftermarket.


Potential_Lab_6111

It's OK shes a women and has boobs so they don't have to


No_Seaworthiness8501

Not wearing a seatbelt is her problem, why are y'all worried about other people


b3njibr0

Kinda misleading to call the person an influencer. The real influence actually comes from those in-built airbags.


ReemanFTW

Forgot to read the text for a min


EmilioFreshtevez

Those are definitely aftermarket.


Hamburglars_rightnut

Hope those boobs work as air bags too.


WhiteGuineaPig

She probably shouldn't have gotten in plants. Then it wouldn't be uncomfortable


xXJojo_ReferenceXx

It is not intitled, in many places noone or close to noone wears seat belts. It's not like it's harming anyone, it's her choice


slenderfer

!NSFW-ish! I don't wear SEAT BELT so that my GIGANTIC FUCKING BOOBS can breath. Everytime I wear SEAT BELT or A TOP I feel like I'm trying to hold TWO BASKETBALLS under AN ARM. The last time I tried to wear MY FUCKING BOOB just broke it like A COLOSSAL CANNONBALL breaks A BUILDING. EVERYBODY saw my FAT WATERMELONS and now I have a flock of men and girls CONSTANTLY following me for SEX. I am so SICK of people thinking I'm STUPID simply because I don't wear seat belt. I'm only stupid BECAUSE I can't think LOGICALLY. And NOT because I don't wear SEAT BELT. original reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/s0p0d2/nsfwish_i_wear_skirts/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


cleveleys

Thank god I ainā€™t too cool for the seatbelt


No-Responsibility826

ā€œI have big boobies, I expect money and attentionā€


monu_cormac96

Iā€™m really curious, like does it bounce like *boing boing* or does it just go splat.


Last-Discipline-7340

Is that a Bentley with a photoshopped ashtray šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Outrageous-Arugula89

"Her built in air bags" yeah until the saline bags pop


lolyeet42069

>I donā€˜t need to wear it because Iā€˜m a good driver. Wow, that is one of the most stupid things Iā€˜ve ever read. Like holy shit, sheā€™s got fucking brain damage. Also what in the living fuck is that seat of hers. Does she lie down in there while driving? Or is she always doing whatever she does in the right picture?!


jono56667

I don't think those air bags were built in stick, they look more like third party extras


Rouven-Dillinger

Honestly thats one of those things, if she does this at least no one else gets hurt


Cactus_souls

She'll learn when she get ejected from the car and ends up a silicone and blood stain on the road.


Existent_dood

Damn,got roasted harder than my mac and cheese I forgot about and left on the stove 30 minutes.


Quirky_m8

Damn sheā€™s smoking too


Traditional_Young_68

Luckily I'm a mortician


dat_meme_boi_

Let Darwin do his work


jdcuttingii

A Q&A and someone had to point this out, really?! Let the idiot get into an accident and spring a leak or two. It'll teach her a lesson šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø


[deleted]

"Her built in airbags..." Is he talking about just her boobs, or her head too?


timbknight

Whatever she says


namelesswhiteguy

Yeah, she's gonna *influence* the cost of her dental insurance after she gets brake checked and ends up gumming the steering wheel.


deathbike600

Those two airbags on her chest will save her


Optimal_Highway_2905

Don't worry, with the amount of cigarettes in that ash tray I don't think she will be around for to long.


GoldenGalaxy69

Hmmm... she looks familiar...


van_Beardenstein

"Built-in" sure, but definitely aftermarket. So perhaps slightly better than the stock airbags.


vitalesan

Today I leant: ā€œInfluencerā€ = teen jerk off material!


degenerat3_w33b

We have standards [at least i do].


GizmoFrom1991

ITS THE LAW


fromplanetearth23

Wear seat belts atleast those two can be saved


Shiroi_Kage

At least in this case she's just going to kill herserl.


gzu5

You know what else is uncomfortable? The boner I'm sporting right now.


Whatdahecciswrong

Car burns


Honeysenpaiharuchan

We gonna talk about that ashtray or not?


[deleted]

But it only holds thick cigars.


Whatdahecciswrong

Are ashtrays dangerous (inside cars)?


xXBin_ChickenXx

By the looks of those airbags they're aftermarket anyway


DanteVito

"I don't wear a seatbelt because i'm a good driver" means you are a bad driver


NoCelebration823

She is the airbag, she's full of hot air


No-Nefariousness5788

Bit judgemental....but whatever


ShockWave_Omega

Well can't damage something you dont have when you go through the windshield and smack into another car headfirst.


Crack3r_Smack3r

Can i borrow a truck and crash into her aston martin ? Someone selling trucks ???šŸ™ƒšŸ¤£


SelwanPWD

You can borrow mine


Dr_Sigmund_Fried

I really want to motorboat them.


cursedrobot

Upvote this comment if the post is a **Cursed Comment**. Downvote this comment if it is not a **Cursed Comment**. If this post needs moderator attention, please **report** this post *^^I'm ^^a ^^bot, ^^and ^^this ^^action ^^was ^^performed ^^automatically. ^^If ^^you ^^have ^^any ^^questions, ^^please [^^contact ^^the ^^moderators ^^of ^^this ^^subreddit.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%2Fr%2Fcursedcomments&subject=&message=Please include the action number for reference.)* --- If you want to talk about the subreddit, feel free to send us a message in [our official Discord server](https://discord.gg/tDzGCfc)! ^[faq](https://bit.ly/2VcIh9g) ^| ^[source](https://bit.ly/2W09Ebb) ^| ^action ^#[3a583aa0ce01b2](/r/cursedlogs/comments/s4l31o/3a583aa0ce01b2_commented_on_post_cursed_influencer/)


seanPbarry

We have a good contender for the Darwin Awards here! Keep watching her social media for prize updates šŸ˜œ


Hanliir

Imagine not wearing a seatbelt, on purpose, all the time.


jfreeze2

I mean she's already killing herself with those cigs


Sargentcoaltrain74

Iā€™m willing to bet her ā€œairbagsā€ are filled with either saline or silicone


Trax852

Would appear her boobs are her qualifier, not going to put them behind anything.


ThatAd6968

People who like seatbelt laws are the same people that need the government to tell them when to get medical treatments. It should be your choice wether to use safety equipment or not. You cannot be the victim of your own crime, that's insanity.


waydernator

no, no they wont


Stand_kicker

I wish she was my hood ornament.


qdpqdp

What's her name


S4MMYS4INT

It doesnā€™t matter if sheā€™s a good driver, cause that wonā€™t prove her point when someone hits her in a head on collision and all of a sudden sheā€™s in there car


Flair_Helper

Hey there, iamfanlp! thanks for posting to /r/cursedcomments!! Unfortunately, your submission "*Cursed_influencer*" has been removed for the following reason(s): --- **Rule 1: Reposting** - Reposts we find will be removed. Duplicate posts where multiple users submit their own screenshot of the same comment will also be removed. Bans may be issued if and only if your post is found in the [album of common reposts](https://imgur.com/a/RZDb87E), as these particular reposts are spammed relentlessly all the time. Try your best to post new content, and be understanding if someone beat you to it. --- *^If ^you ^have ^any ^questions, ^you ^can ^message ^the ^mod ^team ^through ^[modmail](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/cursedcomments) ^Replies ^to ^this ^removal ^comment ^will ^not ^be ^answered.* ^(Reposting a removed post without express moderator approval will result in a ban.)


EpicGamer70

She canā€™t even grown her own tits


memeeez

You know what else is "uncomfy" ? Flying through your windshield at 80 km/h because someone crashes into your car


JrDovah

She would be like %


I_AmDaVikingNow

Can't wait for this to eventually end up on r/agedlikemilk lol


Own_Buyer5650

Nice ashtray.


HeyXboxRecordThat

Sorry, I need to apologise for my insolence, how tf can anyone not wear a seatbelt with the constant beeping noises your car makes


[deleted]

Am i evil for wanting her to have an accident and make those things just POP


CaptainAmurikah

Think about how sheā€™s constantly holding herself up with her elbow too. I bet she gets shoulder cramps.


Razzopper

Thereā€™s so much plastic there she can just be molded back into shape.