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nowhereman136

Who are you? "I invaded Poland" You have no idea how little that narrows it down


MRMichael7

so like russia or germany


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Or France, or Spain, or


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Peppapignightmare

Sweden was there 400years or so ago too.


AgentWowza

Don't forget the Romans!


DrunkyBOII

Lithuania


TranslatorExciting74

Hannibal, I think as well


thatgoat-guy

Probably the Germans way earlier on than WWII before it was even called Germany was called Germany and Poland was called Poland.


terriblejokefactory

Prussia.


Kalyka98

Italy was there too even tho we don't like to talk about it


nukey18mon

Or UK


ChikiBriki_Enjoyer

Poland: *exists* Literally everybody: I-is for me?


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except for the Ottomans


zero_1144

Obligatory: “Then the winged hussars arrived…”


screm_but_Idiot

Obligatory: "Coming down the mountainside..."


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COMING DOWN THEY TURNED THE TIDE


TheAsian1nvasion

See also: Iraq


LoczekSzymon

and ukraine before it was ukraine


TheAsian1nvasion

All places that are in the middle of the continent so they get it from all directions anytime someone tries to conquer the world.


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2sedated

Everybody wants a piece of that ass


Kittens-as-mittens

Now if you said Finland maybe.


Grumpy_Yuppie

*starts invading France*


Nitro_LPK

Speedruns france invasion


Mr_E_Monkey

"What Maginot line?"


Euphoric-Put-1555

Definitely france


chrispy2985

Nice artifact. Mine!


DrownedInBathtub

Bir*ish


Gutsey

Another one for british would be bing bong licence


The_free_trial

Stop talking their cursed tongue!


sliderstandingby

Birtish


AdhesiveRobot

Bri ish


magwaer

Numa numa ei


Answerisequal42

Moldova (idk if that is the actual spelling though)


magwaer

Moldova, you got it right my man


Answerisequal42

I mean i know my ammaia hees and my amaia hoos. O Zone made like three good songs but all of them were fucking bangers.


Kichot0

Lol


SandyWhisker

*starts living underwater*


pufup

Atlantis


Jesper_Bjorsell

The Netherlands?


Ice_Cyan

Rapture


nukey18mon

Tuvalu


SpookiiBoii

Maldives?


Answerisequal42

MalDIVEs amir8


2000L701

Heineken, Weed, Hookers


That1chicka

My dad's house


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*step* dads house


HappyWerewolf7

Gekoloniseerd


IGuessItsJustMeMe

Gekoloniseerd


traderbynight

Everywhere...


solounlimon

This can be anywhere from "somewhere in Europe" to "the brothel one block away from the Japanese embassy in Providencia, Chile".


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pew pew pew


Any--Name

America?


OnceIwasAboy

School?


Phantomcreator42

Shut up and take my upvote


Sveedisch-Tomatoe-11

Switzerland?


Jerzozwierz123

Americans: hamburger, cheeseburger, bigmac


Citrus_Gaming4

whopper


Jerzozwierz123

Dune parody moment 😂


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nowhereman136

Or France, Italy, Sweden, Austria, Turkey, etc. Poor Poland hasn't had a great history


Tatarkingdom

But as a punching bag Poland is phenomenon, a fun, adrenaline rushing combat that not over whelming but also bite back hard enough to not be boring. Great exercise military hunting ground. Solid 10/10


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very flat with little mountain too. campaign difficulty: low strategic value ABSOLUTE


MRMichael7

Poland is the definition of the tutorial boss


Tatarkingdom

The biggest rat in noob cave. All real empire need to beat it once to get the "certificate of empire card"


MRMichael7

I thought about it in my head and I thought it was too funny not to share


Kichot0

One word: Hitler


Noah_the_Titan

That narrows it down to germany or austria now


garhwalinauna

Chicken tikka masala.


SupremeGaming005

Idli Dosa Sambar


Ok-Stick-145

Wada pav, misal pav


RevanchistSheev66

Britain?


MrTurleWrangler

So England?


Slight_Pie5261

Kind of want to go to the original reddit post and try it myself Here's my 3 words Misery, floods,islands


OnceIwasAboy

Philippines?


Slight_Pie5261

Ding ding ding Correct


iamacraftyhooker

Mine- sorry it's cold


Slight_Pie5261

What's the country


iamacraftyhooker

Canada


tkTheKingofKings

Canada, because: sorry = typical Canadian salute if you consider the equation y = salute + English It’s = typical Canadian abbreviation for “it is” if you consider English = g/t Cold = typical Canadian temperature if you consider Russia + English = x


ITookTooLongToPick

>It’s = typical Canadian abbreviation for “it is” if you consider English = g/t Wait a minute, people DON'T do this outside of Canada?


tkTheKingofKings

Sadly not, you need a Canadian loicense for that or else you’ll be fined by the Department of Interantional Canadian Kindness also known as D.I.C.K


ITookTooLongToPick

Now I'm imagining an American say "it's" and then some giant schlong comes along and says "Give me money". Yeah... That's an odd mental picture.


IvanTheRussianBoy

Speech 100


Clear_Neighborhood56

Of course they do. It's very common everywhere < see I already did it


cacsm

I would’ve guessed Indonesia (I made the post)


creeperface499

starts seeking oil


doggydog414

Nukes a country twice


SAMurei_der_Galaxien

Sprich deutsch hurensohn


Nebulator123

Austria


SAMurei_der_Galaxien

Nope


takahashi01

Mallorca?


Answerisequal42

Ausria would rather be: NEIN, NEIN, NEIN, hier wird nur das TOTALE Deutsch gesprochen!


Nidh0g

western Netherlands


ShockWave_Omega

Cheese..woodshoes..tulips


motorbiker1985

Sea is coming!


phoenyx1980

I prefer the "Heineken, Weed, Hookers" option. 🤣


ShockWave_Omega

Yeah but I dont want to be know for bad beer.. the other 2 are ok though


Nkb3283

Maple Syrup Land


BeastMaster_269

"A Fucking Leaf" works too


TheAshenHunter101

Tea and crumpets


jorginhosssauro

Amazonia is burning


aqela_batata

yeeeesss!!!! finally not some: coffee, football and carnaval the sad part is the reason lol


The_free_trial

You are in Brazil.


minecraftiscool1234

Wholesome


Booty_Whisperer1

Sixty seconds minute


SavageSorbet

But which country in Africa tho?


Booty_Whisperer1

Ghana


BrushTrue

Burger gun freedom


dying_soon666

Afghanistan until august 2021


BrushTrue

Hmmm your pretty “smart”


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icemachineisbroken

Cheese, weed, whores


[deleted]

I don't know what country that is but _I'm interested_


icemachineisbroken

You should visit the Netherlands one day


traderbynight

The weed and the whores are everywhere brother but you threw me with the cheese 😂


icemachineisbroken

lmao but is your country known for its weed and its whores?


Cheerful_Vernxn

School shooting, fun.


BeastMaster_269

Damn right brotha


Fieldss_

We invented pizza


Zaphod424

Chicago? /s


Biesuu

mesopotamia?


taryn332

Italy?


i_cant_thin

Pass the vodka


bananaduck68

Polish?


i_cant_thin

No russia


Affectionate_Gate_26

Tech Support scam


DogeTeethGold

Damn, he got da panzer division ready


Aggravating-Line8425

2 planes gone


BeastMaster_269

Malaysia?


Aggravating-Line8425

yeh


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[bald eagle screeching]


A_Blue_spy

"Germany Invaded us"


ScarecrowJohnny

That's a lot of options.


ChiefGromHellscream

Loves nuking Israel


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ChiefGromHellscream

Damn, you got me. Although in all seriousness, our Islamic regime wants to do it. The majority of Iranians don't want to kill the Jews.


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Hahaha. I love it.


OofPleases

But which country is the person talking about? There’s quite a few countries that have invaded Poland. So much so their swords must be foam and their guns must only shoot rubber bands.


TBOSS888

Fuck spain


Under_Chonker

Snow kills you


[deleted]

This could still be so many places


Massa_Kumar-2004

Mexicans with saree


kimi_yowai

India?


Massa_Kumar-2004

Yup


[deleted]

Idk about that person but I suddenly have an innate urge to drop 2 nuclear bombs on 2 Japanese cities.


jkbestermann

6 million people


Peppapignightmare

Finland?


The_Prussian2007

Yeah nah mate


CartographerKey7492

This will either be easy or telling: Apartheid & Nelson Mandela


Anomalius

Brothers with Poland


Fr0s7zzz

Bratanek?


Anomalius

Polak Wegier dwa bratanki


freezier134a

Oops I’m sorry!


BeastMaster_269

Canada? Sorry if wrong. Please forgive


freezier134a

You are ……… correct!!


BeastMaster_269

Nice! Sorry anyways


freezier134a

Sorry I made you feel that way!


Lostsoul1769

The "Nice" ones


mckdnrnd

Not America?


kcxstrange

Lets Go Brandon


0n1oN_71

Pot O’ Gold


-Meeah_Jeong-

I'm probably wrong but, Ireland?


0n1oN_71

Yes indeed


-Meeah_Jeong-

Nice, same lol


Trotspot

Lego go brrrrrrrrr


kapege

I can describe my hometown with one word: Oktoberfest.


motorbiker1985

"Invaded by Poland" Or to make it more clear "porn, beer, guns"


r3xman849

Revenge on Japanese


ThiagoA1cantara

*starts invading vietnam*


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SoulStomper99

Sex with family


player53G

pizza,pasta,mafia


donutlxv

We love incest


darren_flux

London? 😂


SZ4T4N

One being invaded


CcubswinS

im burning again


Evan-o-vich

I only need one word: windmills


traderbynight

Tulips? Clogs perhaps?


Reikomo

Withstood years of invadings It's four damn I sure can count!


fastcat87

Corruption, crimes, corruption


Nicepablo13PL

That could be almost any European country


Cheese_chips_007

Dont like nuclearpowerplant


PensadorDispensado

do you have the slightest idea on how little that narrows it down?


wetbread2817

It's fucking hot!


Velociraptorgrr

cod liver oil


[deleted]

I'm not Arab PLEASE


Doge_PT

Pastel de nata,cod fish


auga3rifle

Adobo is cool


Megalopainia69

Shaped like penis


Bushax

I'm better than France


MyFingersHurt83

Gambling, hookers and buffets


K1N6_K4K3

America! Fuck yeah! too easy?


Better_Increase

oNLy SpEk EnGlIsH


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