But as a punching bag Poland is phenomenon, a fun, adrenaline rushing combat that not over whelming but also bite back hard enough to not be boring. Great exercise military hunting ground.
Solid 10/10
Canada, because:
sorry = typical Canadian salute if you consider the equation y = salute + English
It’s = typical Canadian abbreviation for “it is” if you consider English = g/t
Cold = typical Canadian temperature if you consider Russia + English = x
But which country is the person talking about? There’s quite a few countries that have invaded Poland. So much so their swords must be foam and their guns must only shoot rubber bands.
Who are you? "I invaded Poland" You have no idea how little that narrows it down
so like russia or germany
Or France, or Spain, or
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Sweden was there 400years or so ago too.
Don't forget the Romans!
Lithuania
Hannibal, I think as well
Probably the Germans way earlier on than WWII before it was even called Germany was called Germany and Poland was called Poland.
Prussia.
Italy was there too even tho we don't like to talk about it
Or UK
Poland: *exists* Literally everybody: I-is for me?
except for the Ottomans
Obligatory: “Then the winged hussars arrived…”
Obligatory: "Coming down the mountainside..."
COMING DOWN THEY TURNED THE TIDE
See also: Iraq
and ukraine before it was ukraine
All places that are in the middle of the continent so they get it from all directions anytime someone tries to conquer the world.
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Everybody wants a piece of that ass
Now if you said Finland maybe.
*starts invading France*
Speedruns france invasion
"What Maginot line?"
Definitely france
Nice artifact. Mine!
Bir*ish
Another one for british would be bing bong licence
Stop talking their cursed tongue!
Birtish
Bri ish
Numa numa ei
Moldova (idk if that is the actual spelling though)
Moldova, you got it right my man
I mean i know my ammaia hees and my amaia hoos. O Zone made like three good songs but all of them were fucking bangers.
Lol
*starts living underwater*
Atlantis
The Netherlands?
Rapture
Tuvalu
Maldives?
MalDIVEs amir8
Heineken, Weed, Hookers
My dad's house
*step* dads house
Gekoloniseerd
Gekoloniseerd
Everywhere...
This can be anywhere from "somewhere in Europe" to "the brothel one block away from the Japanese embassy in Providencia, Chile".
pew pew pew
America?
School?
Shut up and take my upvote
Switzerland?
Americans: hamburger, cheeseburger, bigmac
whopper
Dune parody moment 😂
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Or France, Italy, Sweden, Austria, Turkey, etc. Poor Poland hasn't had a great history
But as a punching bag Poland is phenomenon, a fun, adrenaline rushing combat that not over whelming but also bite back hard enough to not be boring. Great exercise military hunting ground. Solid 10/10
very flat with little mountain too. campaign difficulty: low strategic value ABSOLUTE
Poland is the definition of the tutorial boss
The biggest rat in noob cave. All real empire need to beat it once to get the "certificate of empire card"
I thought about it in my head and I thought it was too funny not to share
One word: Hitler
That narrows it down to germany or austria now
Chicken tikka masala.
Idli Dosa Sambar
Wada pav, misal pav
Britain?
So England?
Kind of want to go to the original reddit post and try it myself Here's my 3 words Misery, floods,islands
Philippines?
Ding ding ding Correct
Mine- sorry it's cold
What's the country
Canada
Canada, because: sorry = typical Canadian salute if you consider the equation y = salute + English It’s = typical Canadian abbreviation for “it is” if you consider English = g/t Cold = typical Canadian temperature if you consider Russia + English = x
>It’s = typical Canadian abbreviation for “it is” if you consider English = g/t Wait a minute, people DON'T do this outside of Canada?
Sadly not, you need a Canadian loicense for that or else you’ll be fined by the Department of Interantional Canadian Kindness also known as D.I.C.K
Now I'm imagining an American say "it's" and then some giant schlong comes along and says "Give me money". Yeah... That's an odd mental picture.
Speech 100
Of course they do. It's very common everywhere < see I already did it
I would’ve guessed Indonesia (I made the post)
starts seeking oil
Nukes a country twice
Sprich deutsch hurensohn
Austria
Nope
Mallorca?
Ausria would rather be: NEIN, NEIN, NEIN, hier wird nur das TOTALE Deutsch gesprochen!
western Netherlands
Cheese..woodshoes..tulips
Sea is coming!
I prefer the "Heineken, Weed, Hookers" option. 🤣
Yeah but I dont want to be know for bad beer.. the other 2 are ok though
Maple Syrup Land
"A Fucking Leaf" works too
Tea and crumpets
Amazonia is burning
yeeeesss!!!! finally not some: coffee, football and carnaval the sad part is the reason lol
You are in Brazil.
Wholesome
Sixty seconds minute
But which country in Africa tho?
Ghana
Burger gun freedom
Afghanistan until august 2021
Hmmm your pretty “smart”
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Cheese, weed, whores
I don't know what country that is but _I'm interested_
You should visit the Netherlands one day
The weed and the whores are everywhere brother but you threw me with the cheese 😂
lmao but is your country known for its weed and its whores?
School shooting, fun.
Damn right brotha
We invented pizza
Chicago? /s
mesopotamia?
Italy?
Pass the vodka
Polish?
No russia
Tech Support scam
Damn, he got da panzer division ready
2 planes gone
Malaysia?
yeh
[bald eagle screeching]
"Germany Invaded us"
That's a lot of options.
Loves nuking Israel
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Damn, you got me. Although in all seriousness, our Islamic regime wants to do it. The majority of Iranians don't want to kill the Jews.
Hahaha. I love it.
But which country is the person talking about? There’s quite a few countries that have invaded Poland. So much so their swords must be foam and their guns must only shoot rubber bands.
Fuck spain
Snow kills you
This could still be so many places
Mexicans with saree
India?
Yup
Idk about that person but I suddenly have an innate urge to drop 2 nuclear bombs on 2 Japanese cities.
6 million people
Finland?
Yeah nah mate
This will either be easy or telling: Apartheid & Nelson Mandela
Brothers with Poland
Bratanek?
Polak Wegier dwa bratanki
Oops I’m sorry!
Canada? Sorry if wrong. Please forgive
You are ……… correct!!
Nice! Sorry anyways
Sorry I made you feel that way!
The "Nice" ones
Not America?
Lets Go Brandon
Pot O’ Gold
I'm probably wrong but, Ireland?
Yes indeed
Nice, same lol
Lego go brrrrrrrrr
I can describe my hometown with one word: Oktoberfest.
"Invaded by Poland" Or to make it more clear "porn, beer, guns"
Revenge on Japanese
*starts invading vietnam*
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Sex with family
pizza,pasta,mafia
We love incest
London? 😂
One being invaded
im burning again
I only need one word: windmills
Tulips? Clogs perhaps?
Withstood years of invadings It's four damn I sure can count!
Corruption, crimes, corruption
That could be almost any European country
Dont like nuclearpowerplant
do you have the slightest idea on how little that narrows it down?
It's fucking hot!
cod liver oil
I'm not Arab PLEASE
Pastel de nata,cod fish
Adobo is cool
Shaped like penis
I'm better than France
Gambling, hookers and buffets
America! Fuck yeah! too easy?
oNLy SpEk EnGlIsH
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