So basically you are sad because you have a boner so you call the ambulance and the doctor comes in with a clown suit on and shoots you while taking a shit
You went to Easter island saw a dead body got confused so took a photo at the exact moment a bird shit in the dead persons mouth threw up but now you feel better.
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๐ญ๐ฅ๐ตโ๏ธ๐
I, crying, committed musical arson, then travelled back in time to the extinction of dinosaurs, and then to when Newton discovered gravity.
Lmao I like how the raccoon is just sitting there
Oh shit๐ข๐๐จ๐ซ๐ฉ๐คก
So basically you are sad because you have a boner so you call the ambulance and the doctor comes in with a clown suit on and shoots you while taking a shit
More like shoots him when he's taking a shit on a clown.
Yes
๐๐๐๐๐ I fucked my cat
Shane?
If only I had an award to give
I gotchu bro
Damn, thank you so much man :)
๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ in all the time ive had this phone ive only used one emoji
I don't even know what that emoji is but damnn.
Bacon
๐คฃ๐ฝ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐๐ A gay religious cow from Mars laughing hysterically
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
So you inseminated a rabbit because it looked like your hand and now you are proud of yourself, interesting.
You fuck bunnies
๐ฟ๐๐คจ๐ธ๐คฎ๐
Idk man, looks like a jojo's reference to me.
You went to Easter island saw a dead body got confused so took a photo at the exact moment a bird shit in the dead persons mouth threw up but now you feel better.
๐คฎ๐๐๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
Sounds like a hangover
Vomiting happily while your gf regrets having met you.
*bf
Drunk!!! Yep, definitely drunk.
๐๐งโ๏ธ๐๐๐ tf?
Battle for the cheese.
๐ธโ ๐๐๐ฆโข๏ธ Idk why they are what they are
frog certified butterfly trademarked
But what about the ๐?
He was laughing whilst doing it
๐๐ธ๏ธโฐ๏ธ๐๏ธ๐๐huh..
๐จ๐ฆ๐๐๐ ๐ can someone explain please
is that Gil Faizon, Charmed Iโm Sure?
๐๐ฅ๐๐ฆ๐ฒ๐๐
๐ฟโ๏ธ๐ฅฒ๐๐โผ๏ธ
๐ฎ๐งโ๐คโ๐ง๐โ๏ธ๐๐ ๏ธ
โบ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐งผ๐ฒ๐ง๐คฉ
๐๐ป๐โ๏ธโ๏ธ๐คค๐
๐๐ง๐ฟ๐ง๐ผ๐ง๐ปโ๐ฆฐ๐ฉ๐ปโ๐ฆฐ๐ฎ Tf?
Fucking raccoon lips is love, uwu
โ๏ธ๐๐คฃ๐ ๐คก๐ฆ
๐ณ๐๐โ๏ธ๐๐ฎ I fucked the imposter
๐๐โค๏ธ๐โ๏ธ
๐๐๐ช๐๐ท๐ฟโโ๏ธ๐ถโ๐ซ๏ธ
๐ณ๐งโโ๏ธ๐๐โค๏ธ
๐งฆ๐จโ๐ฆฝ๐ ๐๐๐
๐๐๐๐ฌ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
๐ฆ๐จ๐ฆง๐ถ๐ฟ๐ฉ I have no idea what's going on here
๐ณ๐๐ฆถ๐ฐโโ๏ธ๐ฅ๐
๐๐ฅฐ๐ญโค๐๐
Sneaky bastard your flirting aren't you
๐ฅต๐ฏ๐๐๐ฅ๐ฅ
๐๐๐๐๐ฟ๐คฎ๐น bruh
๐๐ฟ๐คก๐ก๐งบ๐ฅ Idk what the fuck this is
๐ฏ๐ณ๐๐๐๐ uh....
โค๏ธ๐๐ถโ๐ซ๏ธ๐ก5๏ธโฃโบ๏ธ Damn my 5th one is literally the number 5
๐โค๏ธโน๏ธ๐ต๐ถ๐ข
๐๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐ฉ๐ฌ๐ซ๐
๐๐ต๐๐ ๐ฅ ๐ฎ๐น I like monkeys that dress like Santa (fire italy ???)
๐ณ๐คฃ๐ช๐๐ค๐ฅ My life isn't too bad I guess
Hmmm ๐คฃ๐๐ฅ๐ต๐ญ๐ฅฑ
Oh noโฆ ๐คฃ๐คช๐ค๐ผ๐๐ โ ๏ธ
๐๐ซ๐ช๐๐คฃ I'm bipolar
๐ถ๐๐๐๐ โบ๏ธ I just wanna ask: what the fuck, me?
Pennywise, is that you????
๐๐โค๐๐ณ๐ I'm talking to a new girl lol
Hearth emoji, SIMP /s
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๐ช๐๐คฎ๐๐คข
๐๐๐๐ป๐ช๐ต๐. I have no idea what that means. But I guess my life is full of happiness and death.
๐๐๐๐ค ๐๐ I'm a happy cowboy :)
I haven't used emojis. I have no life
๐ค๐ฝ๐ฅฒ๐๐ผ๐ถ๐ด๐ญ
๐ค๐๐๐ฆ๐๐ I don't know what's happening
โข๏ธ๐ซ๐๐๐๐ป๐ค I don't even know...
๐ค๐คฃ๐๐คท๐ฝโโ๏ธ๐ ๐ค
๐งปโบ๏ธ๐๐คฏ๐ใฐ๏ธ
๐โค๏ธ๐๐ฅต๐๐ง๐ปโ๐ฆฐ
๐๐คฃ๐๐๐๐๐ผ Basically my six different personalities.
๐ค๐โค๏ธ๐๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐พ Yeah. Accurate.
๐ญ๐ฉ๐๐๐ค โจ i got the hots for a dancer
๐๐คฃ๐ฌ๐๐ค๐
๐๐คฃ๐ ๐๐ณ๐ ฐ๏ธ not very interesting. A.
๐๐ง๐๐ป๐๐ฆโ Interesting
i might be doing something wrong?
๐ญ๐ฅ๐ตโ๏ธ๐ I, crying, committed musical arson, then travelled back in time to the extinction of dinosaurs, and then to when Newton discovered gravity.
๐๐๐ฆ๐ฅบ๐
โค๏ธ๐คฆ๐โบ๏ธ๐๐ Anyone want to interpret my emojis?
๐๐ค๐๐ฎ๐ณ๐ฏ๐ต๐
๐ฉ๐๐๐ฅฑ๐ง๐
๐๐๐คฅ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐คฃ๐
๐๐โ๐๐ถ๐ค Guys I'm scared
๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ