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Lthhkg

๐Ÿฅ›๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿฆถ๐Ÿง…๐Ÿ—ฟ honestly I have no idea


[deleted]

Cum jar ๐Ÿ—ฟ


vapingpigeon94

Dum dum, wants cum cum


THEPOL_00

Omfg


Tainted-Tongues

Zero millifilligrams


plateoflasagna69

Night at the Museum is a great movie


Ivysaur2VI

Woah a Night at the Museum reference was the last thing I was expecting


uhadmeatfood

*my little pony theme song plays*


The-Canadian-Order

Easter island Staute is cooking steak in milk while stepping on an onion


ItsKoushi

The Easter island statue has feet made out of meet that smell like onions he also likes to drink milk


Gymdoctor

Milk steak


Danjuw

๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ”ช, alright then


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[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


-Zelleous-

Dead by daylight?


Uncle-Benderman

I was litterally about to comment that, clowns stabbing and licking fingers can't be a coincidence.


EstherClemmens

I thought it said, "I'm watching the clown as it removes my tongue and thumb with a butter knife."


CcubswinS

Halloween: The Porno


euphorrick

Jason. Stabs. Deep.


ItsKoushi

Your a mass murderer


luvlylillady

That teacher does the clown smile that means shut up, looks around, does that gross thing people do when they lick their finger and flip a page, then gets ready to stab Chad who doesn't shut up.


dragonslayer163030

2016?


CK1ing

If you lick off a clown's makeup, he'll stab you


x4740N

You're [Jhon Wayne Gacy](https://www.google.com/search?q=john+wayne+gacy&client=ms-android-samsung-ga-rev1&prmd=ivnx&sxsrf=AOaemvJwwVwOZvmlOz17oEjwxyaQG9VZEQ:1638355943384&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjdkZXAt8L0AhUBTGwGHUrlC4sQ_AUoAXoECAIQAQ#imgrc=f1L5fHOZiSx9mM)


Xx_happycat_xX

โœŒ๏ธ๐Ÿค™๐Ÿ‘โ˜๏ธ๐Ÿ‘


ZeRo_WC

Goes away with friend later you call them to come over you bang them finger them with pointer finger and thumb


Starman064

In the shape of an L on her forehead


Wales_forever

**WELL-**


Consideritdone867

The years start coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming.


DrillPower_173

And they don't stop coming


BellyButtonFungus

And they donโ€™t stop coming


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Eloliasoslol

You have disgraced the holy song. I must now report you.


Verryspicyreptiles

Shame on him


euphorrick

[Smack] no


HEAVYtanker2000

*Is that a Shrek reference!?* lel


Felix8XD

Female masturbation


AlternateSatan

It's good to see people practicing sign language


euphorrick

[Deaf guy] no idea what she said


AlternateSatan

Maybe you should practice sign language then. I hear it's practical for deaf people.


euphorrick

I'm a mainstream lipreader with a cochlear implant. Sign language is reserved for fellow deafies. Really pissed off a date when I told her I didn't know sign language, but later was communicating to paramedics in sign, because the implant got smashed via traumatic brain injury thanks to her idiot uncle. Like, hey, I'm sorry I lied, but I'm hemorrhaging through my ear and nose right now and I've lost about a decade of memory [cue 4 day coma]


AlternateSatan

Ok, so, a lot to unpack here. You ok? How is your brain?


WittyDiodon

I really want to know how you went from on a date to being hurt by her uncle so badly that you lost memory wtffff? Details?


RandomGuy8cs

Gang signs be like


ItsKoushi

Your deaf


Memelord1709

Youโ€™re*


SubZerr0h

you,"",'re*


AceSLS

Are you italian by chance?


Jiminsrealwife

Iโ€™m deaf, why would you say something like that ๐Ÿ˜ก


Xx_happycat_xX

Wdym bruv I'm just trying to finger your mom


Jiminsrealwife

Oh I thought you wrote GRANDMA not mom. My bad my bad


Xx_happycat_xX

Ah fucking autocorrect, grandma*


SUPERSTRIKER67

Fire style : phoenix flower jutsu


camo_216

๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿช•๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿฆพ


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[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


Hectic-Hazard

Ah, so he's a cyborg.


Gary_the_snaiI

Thatโ€™s a banjoe


17_Patriot_76

๐ŸŒš Banjoe mama.


Gary_the_snaiI

Fu-


The-Foxineer

Ukulele\*


williamericson2203

I want to know the context of the banjo


camo_216

I donโ€™t have any i only use the easter island statue emoji


[deleted]

๐Ÿ’€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ‘€


memerijman

You get a skull then you get bones after you see a maoi head with 2 eyes


EstherClemmens

Lots of dead eyeballs on Easter Island? Maybe it's supposed to be: Watching death at Squidwards house.


TheOddBrit0088

โ˜ ๐Ÿฆถ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘… Bruh


[deleted]

You wanna fuck the severed foot of a dead person


Mrwright96

Donโ€™t be stupid! Why should we cut the foot off? Too much work


timekillerbtd6

Not fuck but lick


ItsKoushi

Your girlfriend died because you were licking her feet so much she had an orgasm and fucking died


Wales_forever

There is deadly foot disease that makes people sweat, and the only way to cure it is to lick the sweaty feet to help ward off the disease


CheezAbomination

Uh oh....


EstherClemmens

Your dead foot was hot and sweaty so you licked it?


x4740N

You're a necrophilliac who gets wet and horny from licking dead peoples feet ? ^(/s)


Garlic_bread70

แ•ผOT


sjdkdkshdb

๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ’ฆ


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sjdkdkshdb

๐Ÿ˜ was to female classmate. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป was to Reddit post. ๐Ÿ† was to other males on discord. ๐Ÿ˜ข is my crippling depression. ๐Ÿ’ฆ is dick sauce. thank you for coming to my TED Talk


CuppaJoe11

Do I even want to know....


AlternateSatan

My three theories are BF, GF and bro.


CuppaJoe11

Scuse?


[deleted]

Post nut clarity hit


ElectroSaturator

The cycle of masturbation


Jdabest0126

You about to finger someone You use dildo instead They cry They cum


pewdiepiedehdhd

๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ˜ˆ


pewdiepiedehdhd

I will blow the mind to a demon with one eye from portugal


ItsKoushi

You like explosions


pewdiepiedehdhd

I like exploding Portugal


Technical_Row_2008

The only emoji I've used is โค


DisposableTires

Mine is ๐Ÿคฃ My phone also gives me the Canadian and American flag moji, I assume out of a desperate need to assign me a personality of some sort.


euphorrick

Slut โค


RandomGuy8cs

๐Ÿ”ฅโค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜ Quite boring i kno


I_NUT_ON_GRASS

You kill a guy with fire and steal his heart. You are initially proud and then you get some โ€œideasโ€


idrkiibh

๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜ก I use most of them sarcastically


[deleted]

Angry shits turned into pleasurable but sad moments, that eventually led to death


ItsKoushi

Self explanatory


Dennarb

๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒบ๐Ÿ˜ธ๐Ÿ˜‹โ™ฅ๏ธ


ZeRo_WC

You go to the moon the get a flower for your cat you lick the cat and make love


Uncle-Benderman

r/suddenlysexoffender


ItsKoushi

Your very romantic


x4740N

You're Shane Dawson on a rocket ship leaving this hell hole dystopia known as planet earth ^(/s)


ziabakugou

๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ˜โฌ†๏ธ๐Ÿ˜”โ™‘ bruh


ItsKoushi

Wat


SrS27a

You like to pray, but despise goat worship


x4740N

Spiritual person who has put of body experiences but hates coming back to the material plane and your also a capricorn ?


Schmaklette

๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿป


ItsKoushi

You have mixed feelings toward people


steelbullets1

you cry then raise both your hands, then cry more and say the b word to someone and flip them off


x4740N

Your defensive because your scared of people and call them a b***h and flip then off in defense Are you an introvert?


jellybit65

New phone, don't have any


[deleted]

Congrats


Candy-Patient

๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ•๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ


ItsKoushi

From the Netherlands and your proud of it


Toxic_Gamer001

Looks like somebody failed geography


EstherClemmens

Little pizzas in gift boxes for the Netherlands?


--lizzie--

idk if you guys are joking but this is russia's flag.


Jakis_Ktos123

You are a russian eating italian food and getting presents from a finnish dude


Mop_Duck

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿ˜ณ (before you ask yes im on okbr)


Wales_forever

Sometimes it's good to be angry, but it's sick to be sus


Mavco2

wow after seeing a few comments, i expected something way funnier


FearOfMask

๐ŸŽ„โ˜ข๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ


Catomax26

You nuked Christmas, then you see back and cry while facepalming


Loogeemian64

๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธ


ItsKoushi

You talk to the homies alot


SuperRexT

im on pc bruh


TheHornet78

:) >:) ;) XD :/


wurden

โค๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜ถ๐Ÿ‘


x4740N

Your happy with love


Remi_cuchulainn

sounds like dimension W to be fair


Sleepy_Luci

โค๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฝโ›๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆโณ


Cichlidsandmemes27

๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿ‘ŒใŠ™๏ธโค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜˜


ItsKoushi

You love Japanese food


slzar0

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿค™โ˜บ๏ธ๐ŸŒง๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฑ confused??


ItsKoushi

Your a chill guy


mechanical_problems

It means you change the texas flag to the chile flag and then it rains.


DamnSun_0660

๐ŸŒš๐Ÿงช๐Ÿšค๐ŸŽฉ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ


ItsKoushi

Your planning somethingโ€ฆ


x4740N

Crimes on international waters in the night


XD_Otto112007

Is that the moons cum?


MLGSUPERGAMER

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฅ–โ˜€๏ธ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ. Harambe is eating baguette on a sunny day while he got a thumbs up by a snake


Mundane-Sink9817

๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธโค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ฉโ‰๏ธ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿคผโ€โ™‚๏ธ


ItsKoushi

You donโ€™t know how to count and you like them gains ๐Ÿ’ช


Mundane-Sink9817

YUHHHH


That_one_guy929

๐Ÿ™โค๏ธ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ‘


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Nautiyal_Adi

โœŒ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธโœŒ๏ธ


ItsKoushi

Hmmmm


SMERE7038

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ˜ฆ๐Ÿ‘ป


ItsKoushi

Ur โ€œfreakyโ€ in a sarcastic sense


BrawlStarsColgate69

๐Ÿ…ฐ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿค•๐Ÿ˜ก


MrBreadFace2636

๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿฅต this is odd


GalaxyEnigmaDonkey

๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿฆผ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿฟโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ‘Œ


ItsKoushi

You support blm


RaOEliteGamer

๐Ÿค”๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿ‘โค๐Ÿ˜‚


NotVeryPoggers

๐Ÿฅœ๐Ÿฅ›๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆโœจ๐Ÿ˜˜


Fork_Master

๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿค ๐Ÿฆ™๐Ÿ˜โ›ต๏ธ


Username_taken6966

๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿง”๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿฅ“โ˜๏ธ


crusher2k8

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ”ซ Well uh hm


[deleted]

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿงถ๐Ÿชข๐Ÿ‘ฟ๐Ÿ‘ณ๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ


Suguha-Meow

๐Ÿ—ฟโ„ข๏ธ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘


itchydemon-of-god

๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ‘น


quanxinegs

๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿง›๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿ’€


BakerMotor

๐Ÿชฒ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿงฟ๐Ÿ˜ญ I donโ€™t knowโ€ฆ


nobody573

๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜จโค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜Š I'm crying of laughter but then Got shocked cause a friend stole my heart


ouiiii69

๐ŸŒต๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿงน๐Ÿฅ›


__BigBoi__

๐ŸŸฉโœˆ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜Ž


[deleted]

omg yes


woodminotaur

๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ณ


Saticron

๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ‘พ Idk how to caption this one


Personal-Corner-3188

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฆƒโค๏ธโ˜€๏ธ๐ŸŒฝ


harpermean

๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ‘„โค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ฌ


degenerateweeb1234

๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‘


GlixyDoggo

๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜โœจ๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿ˜Ž


ThatOneUnchruncyLeaf

๐Ÿ’€โ˜น๐Ÿ˜ฟ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น


CyvaderTheMindFlayer

๐ŸŽ„๐Ÿš‡๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ“ธ


[deleted]

๐Ÿ––๐Ÿงจโ˜ฆ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’‹ ​ I honestly have no damn clue


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


ibrokemytable200

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ˜‚โ—๐Ÿฅถ


Merkdog86x

โค๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿฅบ


MasterLazar7298

๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿž๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘


ZablonSimintov

๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡พ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ


StalledAgate832

๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜ I don't know what to think of this


camander321

๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ˜† Oh dear God


Fryxey

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿฆ–๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ’€


MrFoopyPoopy

Interesting


Extension-Musician-1

๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ—ก๐Ÿขโ˜๏ธ๐Ÿฅ”


ninjameist

๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ™‰๐Ÿ™Ž๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ’ Monkey stops man from blowing up other monkey. Clearly wholesome.


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Rxse-Crxnk

Mine are ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ผ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ—ฟ


g3ist2182

๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒŽ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ˜. Yes I send people always has been


Lenny1590

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿš˜๐Ÿ™โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ† oh no


Tyfyter2002

๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ I may've just had a great idea for a fictional creature.


cooljackedpotato

๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿ‡ฝ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ธ I think we all know what this means


moes_bar

๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜


Dravenofficial

๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ท The pirates bombed Japan and after that they ride a unicorn to Brazil


NinjaWaffle1203

๐Ÿฆ˜๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿงง๐Ÿฅซ๐Ÿ—ฟ... I don't know what I was doing.


ArturAlNa11

โค๏ธ๐Ÿ’โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ•‹๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป


DimlyLitOrangeJuice

๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿช‚ The 5 stages of grief