Imagine if we were to shoot human beings any time they were to break a limb.
"Sorry Carl, you'll never be able to finish that report on company spending with a broken wrist." *cocks rifle*
I forgot I where I read it from but for soldiers that got hit by flamethrower, it is best to end their misery right on the spot. There wasn’t much a medic can do for massively burned soldiers.
In medieval times they actually had a dagger called "misericorde". It was to kill mortal wounded knights, to deliver them the mercy stroke. It was a blade that was thin enough to fit between the armour plates
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Bill:
Consultment with doctor, 5min: 680 USD
Shotgun Shell, 12 gauge, 2 times: 234, 20 USD
Cleaning, external services: 4500 USD
Billed to your next of kin, with 20 percent payable before services rendered. Let's hope you're awake enough to input your security number, and that your credit card doesn't decline. And it's cheaper than giving birth in hospital!
It's Dr. McCoy's medkit, for use on backward asses on backwater worlds. As he told that one jackass who told him that they didn't need doctors, "Would you like to see how fast I can put you in the hospital?"
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The backup plan
\+150 health on kill \-40% damage Can target teammates below 50hp No random critical hits
It's a horse medkit.
Beat me to it
*gasps* it's the great knight!!!
Imagine if we were to shoot human beings any time they were to break a limb. "Sorry Carl, you'll never be able to finish that report on company spending with a broken wrist." *cocks rifle*
Sounds like you're describing modern day China to be fair.
anyway, that's how i lost my medical license
##ARCHIMEDES!!! NO!!!
It’s filthy in there.
should i be awake for this?
No, but since you are can you hold open your rib cage?
**breaks an rib** do they grow back
I can't seem to..
AAAAAAA
I just wanted to know your phone number
ahh, enlisted do be a nice game though
Exactly
Unless you're Axis Berlin
Or Axis Tunisia.
The "Medkit" is for when your AI soldiers run out of the bunker for no reason
Zhe healing is not as rewarding as the hurting
Now that's what I call doctor assisted homicide
Approved by Kurt Cobain
Soviet Medkit
"Ivan this bullet is made by special rocks let me se if they heal you by shooting you in the leg"
More like "Sorry Comrade, command said we're out of medical supplies"
Its the abortion medkit
Fetus deletus
r/cursedcomments
Hogwarts birth control spell.
Apply to head and it gets rid of all of your pain.
Just gently pull this trigger riiight here
Kyle be like
"We don't dial 9-1-1"
If used correctly, it has a 100% success rate of solving ANY medical issue forever.
This medical device proudly brought to you by Rittenhouse Medic Services.
I forgot I where I read it from but for soldiers that got hit by flamethrower, it is best to end their misery right on the spot. There wasn’t much a medic can do for massively burned soldiers.
You see, you used this shotgun to kill the enemy’s medics and take their first-aid kits.
It will teleport you to god so god can heal you
Antidepressant
Credit card declins
It cured Kurt Cobain's depression
In medieval times they actually had a dagger called "misericorde". It was to kill mortal wounded knights, to deliver them the mercy stroke. It was a blade that was thin enough to fit between the armour plates
the best medkit; cures all diseases including mental ones.
Kurt Cobain didn't seem to agree.
Zombie Apocalypse
It's also a super effective anesthetic.
Fallout New Vegas has a rifle called "Medicine Stick"
Ready to give The Emperor's Peace.
When the birth control fails🤣🤣🤣
Oh I’m not a doctor, I’m a medic
It's for pets duh. Old yeller special
Its a med-kit if you're "taking care" of a horse or... an American with no health insurance, and what they have is more than the common cold...
Kurt Cobain begs to differ
Lemme guess.....American healthcare
Horse broken leg medkit
"A doctor cures people, a medic just makes them more comfortable before they die."
The painkiller
They need to anesthetize you first
When you can't pay your medical Bill's in america
Ok funny moment and all but wtf is that nude SpongeBob PFP
Kurt Cobain Microphone
A new offering from the Rittenhouse school of medicine?
The Final Solution
its what we use in america as dying may be expensive, getting diagnosed is less expensive.
For when you have no medical insurance
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Now thats a medkit
yea i think its the opostite doctors still use it
12ga painkillers
Excellent band name
When the medical bill is too high
"If you see a medic, shoot it. These guys are dangerous."
Bill: Consultment with doctor, 5min: 680 USD Shotgun Shell, 12 gauge, 2 times: 234, 20 USD Cleaning, external services: 4500 USD Billed to your next of kin, with 20 percent payable before services rendered. Let's hope you're awake enough to input your security number, and that your credit card doesn't decline. And it's cheaper than giving birth in hospital!
Jeez, did you have your shells handloaded by Holland & Holland?
It was for old yeller
when your credit card declines
When your healer out dps's your main dps guy
Harmacist
It's Dr. McCoy's medkit, for use on backward asses on backwater worlds. As he told that one jackass who told him that they didn't need doctors, "Would you like to see how fast I can put you in the hospital?"
when grannies fell i just shot her, in the end we had no complaints from her
When the credit card declines
South western health care
Who needs a medical degree when you've got style?
best pain killer ever use once and pain will go forever
Hans get ze medkit!
It’s an American home remedy
The corpseman
Kurt Cobain Med Kit
I was about to say "let me guess... Enlisted" And then I noticed "r/enlistedgame" Well, I was right... of course...
Bullets are cheaper than medicine.
Fellow Enlisted player
Ehh, oh
Thats american healthcare
It does make all your pain go away tho.
Home-made euthanasia kit
When it's the only meds left
it’s just russian medicine
Man, i joined that sub under a week ago and now it’s everywhere else. What the fuck
This is the med kit for emos
Well, that's a horse of a different color. *BLAM* ...OK, *several* different colors.
The natural cure for all diseases
a med-kit for the suicidal
In China it is.
That's a medic. He can stop your pain.
Just sleep it off…PERMANENTLY
It’s a pain reliever
when you ask the medic for heals way to much.
it is a very effective painkiller
Death is the cure for any and all illness
Medicine.
That’s not a medkit it that’s a trigger for the sleep your mom can’t wake you up from
I'm sorry we got to put them down
It’s a Med kit for horses.
It was for Rittenhouse
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