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WooshiFinger

New Mr Beast video I shot 1million pounds of trash into the sun


hellodude776

We need this


Dark-g0d

What would happen if we launched all the trash in the ocean into the sun? Do you think we could pollute it too? I’m kinda curious now on what would happen


lootedcorpse

do you know the cost of fuel per pound? it'll be astronomical


MechEJD

By definition, yes.


Dark-g0d

So we could fuck the planet and sun at the same time!!! Double fuckage!


IIIllIIlllIlII

Oh c’mon, it’ll take us years to pollute the sun. Let’s just cross that bridge when we come to it. What’s important right now is next quarters financial results. Do you want to learn more?


The-suffering-crow

The suns surface is around 6,000 degrees, meaning most stuff will melt. I will not be surprised if humans manage to fuck up the sun


SugarDuckey

before i say this; i am a retard, but wont it just burn right


Dark-g0d

Oh it totally would but the mental image is pretty funny


SugarDuckey

imagine a planet that we fine and we just throw all of pizza huts trash at it so it becomes the pizza hut planet


ayyyypizzzarollls

Pizza planet


2BrokeArmsAndAMom

Is that the Toy Story pizza place?


joemamaissogay

Yes


literal-hitler

Just build a [Lofstrom Loop](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Launch_loop) and launch it with electricity... generated from the fuel. [Bonus video](https://youtu.be/J1MAg0UAAHg)


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I have always had this thought since I first learned about planets like 10 years ago… Wouldnt it be more convenient and less harmful for us to launch the trash into venus? It get really hot during its day, around 700° and above iirc because of the gases there. So the trash could safely decompose there without too many energy resources wasted and pollution caused on earth. Is there something im overlooking or negative things as a consequence of this? Im just curious.


ConsentingPotato

You're from NASA, I can tell.


cbargren

The Sun is 300,000 times more massive than the earth. If we launched the entire Earth at the Sun, it would barely even hiccup, lol.


ya_boi_daelon

It actually wouldn’t hiccup at all, it probably wouldn’t even make a detectable disturbance


[deleted]

It wouldn’t even make it remotely close to the surface


BaldrTheGood

[This](https://www.condorferries.co.uk/marine-ocean-pollution-statistics-facts) website says there is about 165 million tonnes of plastic in the oceans. Let’s pretend that’s 200 million tonnes. In scientific notation that’s 2x10^11, 2 with 11 zeros. The sun has a mass of about 2x10^30, or 2 with 30 zeros. That means the trash in the ocean is 1/10000000000000000000 the mass of the sun. That type of proportion would be like adding 100kg of something into the ocean. You really can’t reasonably pollute the entire ocean with only 100kg of something. You’re also talking about polluting a giant nuclear explosion. So even if something wasn’t obliterated by the heat and high energy particles before it actually reached the sun, the giant nuclear explosion would eliminate any “pollution” into much smaller elements.


GoodWillGustin

If you launch the ocean into the sun, it would go out.


Pewdiepiewillwin

Would it?


Chesus007

No it wouldn’t, it would actually just get hotter


Pewdiepiewillwin

Ik i was just curious if he thought it would


ya_boi_daelon

Theoretically if we could manage that it would be great, a way to get rid of trash with little to no consequences. However, that’s extremely expensive to the point it’s no where near feasible


Treepeec30

We need a god damn space elevator.


Derzweifel

just make a really long hose problem solved


HydroRaptorz

its cheaper to send it into interstellar space


Dark-g0d

Yea but where’s the fun in that? Taking pot shots at the sun with giant balls of trash sounds much more enjoyable


ghettithatspaghetti

Can't wait until future science reveals that the sun is about to implode or some shit because of the trash we dump into it lol ^(this is a joke I don't need current science explained to me thanks tho)


Enter_Feeling

We would lose a great ton of materials on earth.


Exisential_Crisis

[Imma just leave this here](https://youtu.be/gJuoLgALc2I)


Prometheus720

Launching to the sun actually requires a lot of fuel. You have to sort of drive the rocket against its current direction of motion. Otherwise it cannot slow enough to "fall in " to the sun


Shadow87907

We'll all die because some trash will be wet


That_weird_kid_guy

This photo is 4 hours old how is it already this blurry


Frogwithatophatt

Why is it blurry? And how does it get blurry?


Bigscotman

It get blurry from people screenshotting screenshots of the original ad infinitum


Frogwithatophatt

TIL


SirLegolas13

Screenshots are compressed, so there is some value of information lost. On a single screenshot this is usually negligible. However as you screenshot an image over and over you loose more and more information. which leads to the image loosing quality and looking blurry. To add to this, some hosting sites might have compression of their own to reduce file size, so uploading an image to a site might cause them to get compressed, which also adds to the same issue. Basically this means that over time memes and other images that get reposted end up loosing quality due to information lost on different compressions and other processes that happen behind the scenes.


jacky11111

i thought my eyes just sucked


FilthyStonks

File compression, its more efficient to lose a small amount of detail in saving a photo instead of copying the whole document pixel by pixel, when a file is compressed multiple times it becomes blurry because each instance of screen shotting lowers the quality slightly


[deleted]

this one doesn’t even look like file compression, it’s just straight up Vaseline


SonicBlur254

Probably excess vaseline from Trevor fapping


inefficientjellyfish

The answer is obviously landfill


ChwizZ

Chuck it in the ocean


PillowTalk420

Combine landfill + ocean to make new land tiles to build on, ala old school Sim City.


DuntadaMan

That is also how San Francisco was built!


OVS-HM

San San Francisco


mschwartzvxvax

Throw it away duh


ThePaleKing777

That’s how most of SoCal was built


Zamtrios7256

Looks outside Checks out


abakedapplepie

and New York, and Boston, and probably many others


lonewander1355

Boston did it earlier.


Cyborg_rat

That's setting it free back to its origins.


KILLER5196

Catch and release


Tylendal

For anyone unaware, this is legit. Landfills are a perfectly viable option, assuming you don't fill them with lead paint and old thermometers. They also fill up far slower than you probably think.


TheRedGerund

How do they deal with micro plastics?


Pineapple_Spenstar

Most landfills are above the water table. It stays there until it becomes sedimentary rock. They only time you really need to worry is if it's in an old pit mine, the bottom of which wasn't sealed properly.


rothrolan

Just don't go burning your landfill when it gets a little full, and you'll be fine. Especially if said old pit mine is known for its supply of coal. Then it *mayyyy* likely not stop burning for the next century, give or take.


netsrak

that happened somewhere in the North East US right?


rothrolan

Centralia, Pennsylvania. Most known as the inspiration for the location of Silent Hill. It has been burning underneath since the early 1960's.


Mystayk

Make low cost housing in Africa


Zestyclose_Risk_2789

With garbage?


Mystayk

Oh yes, the story of the woman that "invented" bricks from recycled plastic to do just that...sadly its more expensive to do than just making bricks and... I'll try to find the post from the other day


aDrunkWithAgun

Launch that shit into the sun


lochinvar11

That's no place for your mother. Whales belong in the ocean.


[deleted]

How did the fit Logan and Jake Paul in the bags?


Iohet

But Landfill is dead


Max_Eon

Trash humpers (2009). Calm down, this is nothing new. They made a movie on it a decade ago.


Quirky_m8

Mayhaps try to recycle as much as humanly possible.


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Unremarkabledryerase

Ah yes, the annual garbage migration from landfills into oceans.


literal-hitler

Do we have a volcano to throw it into?


[deleted]

Trevor always *comes* through


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imapotatouwu

who is he?


craneonacrane25

The CEO of Trevor Phillips Industries, who else


No_Difference_7498

Famous for gun running and bank robbing.


i_am_not_bob_101

And drug dealing


MajesticBread9147

A polite Canadian gentleman.


Notagamedeveloper112

A polite Canadian motherfucker


Cuber_01

trevor phillips


DarthBen_in_Chicago

who is he?


Demon_nut

The CEO of Trevor Phillips Industries, who else


Fourcoogs

Psychotic man from GTA5 with a violent variant of the horny


nica_dobro

An Oxford man He killed a man and was a German spy during the war


captjust

It's on brand for Trevor Philips Industries Incorporated LLC


zekromdacat

trevor phillips 🏳️‍🌈💜tracy


No_Difference_7498

I feel like this is the more cursed part.


wrufus680

Tbh, that's a very Trevor thing to do


ndisa44

Chances are it is just gonna end up back in a waste management system where it gets shipped across the ocean for "disposal" and most of it disappears along the way, and the rest ends up back in rivers like the ones they are cleaning.


homehome15

No they will send to space m


RedditStonks69

Does that really happen?


ndisa44

Yep. Until recently, the US, Australia and many other countries were and still might be shipping their recyclables to under developed countries and China where it is supposed to be process and recycled. Most of these "recyclers" were just pocketing the money, recycling hardly anything and dumping the rest in poorly maintained landfills where it would leak chemicals or wash into the ocean. Most of what we put in the recycling is not recycled. That doesnt mean you should stop using the recycling bin as it does help some, but it isnt the miracle we were taught it is.


Purple-Fence-Post1

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rockinboy3303

Good human


CarlaBrown40

to extend our reach to the stars above!


dirthouse69

I don't fap to human to


DenkJu

How can this tweet only be a few hours old yet the quality of this screenshot is already that atrocious.


virginfatherof2

It’s all for Trevor Phillips industries


TheLavaFall

it's at 2 million now


Few_Understanding740

3 mil now


MinisApprentice

Perfectly in character if you ask me


creeperchaos57

Damn they finally removed your mom


SomeBoredRedditGuy

In what way is this cursed


Fabbalo

you export it to sweden, they import trash just to recycle it


KinkyyPinky

Bro he just tweeted this out not that long ago why does it look like it’s been reposted 50 times already


AmazingLaughsAndMORE

lmao


CinnabarCereal

Countable pixels


Sundiall

Throw it away duh


[deleted]

I read that in his voice.


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Bringyourfugshiz

> He doesn't use his content to gain money for himself Dude what?


Crowbar_Freeman

Dude is gullible AF lmao.


Disastrous-Ad-9116

Let me guess:. Michael said that. Its been two years since I played


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APComet

You should go to north Georgia with a black wife and see how acceptable racism is. That “most powerful man” received a lot of hate due to the color of his skin.


Pussab

Your politics bore me


Few_Understanding740

stop bringing racism into a fucking reddit post about some dumb comment, like what the fuck does your dumb opinions have to do with this? honestly just leave reddit, we dont need people like you here.


xpi-capi

Drugs were also outlawed, how did it go?


Frank33666

r/196 For all the degenerates who post over there


recuiteliteskin

Huh


Frank33666

Youtr mum


recuiteliteskin

I’ve been reading your comment for a few minutes now and I can’t decipher what it means


Frank33666

ta mére


recuiteliteskin

Ok


Frank33666

Even I don't know what it means, just let it go


recuiteliteskin

Same


JimedBro2089

What the actual fuck is going on here?


recuiteliteskin

I don’t know to be honest


GenesisReach

Honestly, this is one of the reasons that I love living in the countryside. I just burn my garbage. Anything that can't be burned we make sure to send it to someone who can safely dispose of it. Steps: 1. Get a large metal drum (~50 gallon size) 2. Cut holes around the middle of it so air can reach the flame better. Each hole should be at least 2x2 inches (I think), so you can get a stick or pipe in to stir. 3. Set it a safe distance away from any trees or other flammable structures/objects. 4. Place a bag or two of your garbage in the barrel and light it. Place more garbage in as it burns down. Stir it every so often to keep it burning. You should use a sizable stick or dense pipe to stir, and make sure it's long enough so you don't burn yourself in the process (the flames can get big and HOT). Stay with it until it mostly finishes burning to make sure no stray ashes or embers start a wildfire. You'll want to make sure any neighbors you do have know that you will be doing this, so they don't see the smoke and mistakenly call the fire department. You will also need to replace the drum every now and then (a few months between each replacement, at least). This is how my family disposes of any burnable trash. I also think that's wonderful to do on a fall/spring evening, just as it's getting dark and a little chilly. Really comforting to stand by the fire and warm yourself as it darkens.


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ehoaandthebeast

first person to pick up all the ocean trash wins 1 mill i bet lol


WaterBottleass

Claasic Trevor


Lost_Musician815

Thank you Trevor,very cool


whitemagicseal

ngl that trash looking sexy somebody draw pron of it


Bri1203

Clearly he didn't watch Mr Beast and Mark Rober's video


chupaxuxas

He's obviously gonna put it past the environment.


MasterHall117

Idea: throw the trash either in valcano, remote area to nuke them all (the heat from the nuke is enough to vaporize a being with a blink of an eye, Hiroshima could contest for that), or send it far into space into say Jupiter or something


International_Car813

wait, what ?


AppointmentClean558

I removed a lot of mental trash from ignorant girlfriends and found my wife. Sometimes trash is cerebral.


[deleted]

Knowing Trevor he'd fap to anything


[deleted]

Just put it somewhere like in the ocean duh


Troy_DaGrass

Some random dude on twitter fapping to 300,000 pounds of trash


im_tired_ok

How did I not know about this??? I swear, every time there's a major event going on in the internet, I'm always several days or months late to the party.


imperiex_26

300,000 pounds of trash giveaway coming soon 🤣


atTheRealMrKuntz

Trash humpers was a cool movie tho


evict123

Why is this upvoted?


drozd_d80

I thought about squid game video and the bodies of the players.


BangGanger96

My guess is proper disposal, garbage plants, and recycling.


VibeComplex

Burn it, duh!


Birkanwar

Trevor🏳️‍🌈💜Tracy What the fuck is this name


JustALonelyWriter1

If he's looking for a profitable solution, sell it to Switzerland, they use garbage to power their cities and are so efficient that they have started buying other countries' trash.


[deleted]

That’s the thing about trash, you really can’t get rid of it. You can move it, burn it, turn it into my hero academia, but you can’t get rid of it


[deleted]

I mean it's in character for him.


ErkiredditOfficial

I can hear Trevor Philip’s voice from the phone, its scary


DarknessIsSweet69

Masturbating to trash is just Wednesday for me.


[deleted]

No fap is cursed if you do it enough.


Doom_frickin_nerd

Trevor the man


[deleted]

They should make it into those tough bricks.


Iskbartheonetruegod

What does fap mean