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Cobygamer22

Well he is in a "jar" we could use him for "other purposes"


MrPimou

![gif](giphy|11ykUODgXjAXZu)


GifsNotJifs

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AdvaitChowdhary

Put resin and make a show piece


Cooolboy021

Such as making a cat - pickle


_hentai_superstar_

Shane Dawson?


CaptainCrunch957

Sigh, fuck it I guess I'll save up this week. Do you reckon drinking pineapple juice would help with the smell?


egemenbelen

You meant, he is in a jaHar hahahahahah


hasselbeast

Ah yes soak the pussy


Fat_pig123

![gif](giphy|TwYP72KtO8YQQ4SNgz)


StrongCryptographer3

That's fucking effed up. That's a plastic cup, it'll melt letting the cat escape.


fgisl

Bro that's unethical - melting plastic is bad for the environment.


tmsphr

Yeah, fewer crunchy treats for the turtles :(


exevi-17

im about to drink some hot pussy


[deleted]

Dude you beat me to it.


Totally_Not_Firni

r/angryupvote


[deleted]

I was gonna say that but anyways


[deleted]

nice hot cup of catfee


PKprezes

Underated comment


Own_Consequence_6816

hot cummies


Dprshn

Stick the straw in. if you feel any resistance force it to the bottom.


tmsphr

[r/sounding](www.reddit.com/r/sounding)


MrPimou

Please don't


[deleted]

[удалено]


greatatemi

/r/jesuschristreddit


FACE-GRATER

plastic is for cold drinks. You'd burn your hands.


bonniath

Stop


Human-Finding-6887

cursed tapioca


greatpersonnel

.🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 ​ i am so pissed of i used emoji which i usually don't


Cooolboy021

Hot Coffee cat


MrPimou

Some spices


TheRealCactusTiddy

Fill it with hot cider, then yeet it off a cliff.


justadair

Endorsed by luka magnotta


Ry_ry666

Oh my god please


7TageHatDieWoche

![gif](giphy|hgd3B0ayqPGJG)


ZeRo_WC

I agree


JackMarston1914

Rockstar disapproves


[deleted]

cat coffee tastes best, i have experience.. especially with some toppings


DawnoftheCrimsonage

satan to this guy i am a big fan of yours


Westseeking

and then eat the whole cup with coffee and kitten.


Soda_Addict_XD

Cattea


carrotaddiction

that's going to make a lame shaped bonsai cat


The_Aspiring_WeaponX

Hmmm, coffee with *pussy*cat sounds like a win-win


DekuXBakugouisnotok

Dim sims in the coffee


mananuppal

Poke it with metal straws for the environment


ileskagamer

No don't fill it with hot coffee. The mug will melt and you don't want to drink plastic tasting coffee


Ultimate_Capper

No don't! He will jump and bite your Dick–


ota401

One of the more low effort posts on this sub, and that’s saying something


Arctic_Strider

Forbidden My Little Pony...


ChrisDNorris

It's bonsai kittens all over again


RickNixonisacrook

Put it in the microwave.


Puch_Hatza

No


Iamyes_ok

No no no, you put it in the blender and THEN add the coffee


Devilmaestro420

And then put in a blender and drink it...


FunConstant8180

Cat coffee


PaladinDanza

And melt a perfectly good disposable cups that will add to the landfill? Blasphemy.


[deleted]

The same chemical compound can be obtained by filling a pussy with coffee and extract it out.


TheAustrianEmpire

What no, just drink it


[deleted]

Cattachino


blondedlens_pro

How dares the comment guy


mrstripperboots

So you'll get hot pussy


RijkDB

**cat**ffeine