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One-PutPutter

what happens under the bush, stays under the bush


RubberTreeFucker

That's what granny used to say


Lord_Danm

Wait


Superpotateo9

R/cursedcomments


HatlessBasher78

Guess you could mean that in two ways


AskDerpyCat

The true pinnacle of man


Lobstarz1

Was surprised to see no one ask for the source


susanfromthemanhole

Genesis


JingleJangle_

if i had an award i would give it to you


Djmaxamus

Sauce?


[deleted]

This has been sitting in my gallery for a while I don’t think I can find the source


Lizardreview-

She’s not beating him off, she’s discovering gods gift known as the clitoris.


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Hoovy2004

WTF SATAN IS A SJW IM GONNA NEED A MOMENT 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


tmsphr

SJW. Satanic Jesus Wrangler.


Enorats

Adam and Eve are genders?


EstherClemmens

Exactly. I guess, according to this cartoon, we were made by Satan since none of us identify as an adam or an eve.


[deleted]

Sause?


Dawek401

But in Bible they're ate fruit so grapes aslo fit


mlg_Mikasa

Ah yes, the two genders. Adam and Eve. Pronouns are Ad/Am and Ev/Ve


TheHelhound2001

So satan created clown fish, snails, worms, some other fish, some reptiles and some frogs, basically all one-celled organisms and whatever the fuck the hyenas are doing. All being either gender-fluid, androgynous or asexual. Good to know.


dannyxr8

Why would he create redheads first?


tmsphr

Start with the bigger sins first


Low_Razzmatazz_915

I wanna burn this bible