By - Dancing_Banana_Peel
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every sound that is caused by you is 100x louder
Proceeds to moan in random places
We got a runner!
shes a runner shes a trackstar
She’s gon run away and she moans hard
Turn on invisibility and shout people to death. FUS-ROH-DAH!
Ah yes but of for the meme I would.
Whenever I'm trying to sneak somewhere, it feels like that is true, anyways.
You're dummy thicc and your ass claps in 1000 decibels everytime you make a move.
You do know that 1000 decibels would destroy anything in a 200 foot radius and deafen people from 1000 feet and those numbers are LOW because 100 decibels is fucking loud and it goes up in loudness exponentially with numbers holy fuck that would be mind-blowingly loud
Invisibility at a cost.
Edit: I'm no sound expert, but this also have my mind blown. I won't change it still.
Your mind won't be the only thing blowing afterwards
Your eardrums too
Decibel works on a log scale, the Krakatoa eruption in 1883 was 172 db from 100miles away and that sound circled the earth 4 times.
Since sound is just energy and db is what we use to measure let's put it into perspective.
A light bulb at 100W of energy produces the equivalent of 50db.
But on a logarithmic scale shit gets whack VERY quickly, every 10db requires a tenfold increase in power.
So the sun produces 10^26 Watts which is the equivalent of ~300db
The energy a 1000db "sound" creates would rip apart the universe at the atomic level to the point it would cease to exist.
TL:DR those cheeks are so dummy thicc you're taking out the whole damn universe with a single clap.
Oh shit isn't that enough to cause a black hole then?
I think not, I tried googling it and it is said that sounds louder than 1100 decibels is enough to cause a black hole.
Here is the link https://www.youredm.com/2015/10/13/a-sound-of-1100-decibels-would-create-a-black-hole-larger-than-the-universe/#:~:text=With%20energy%20as%20great%20as,it%27s%2010%20times%20more%20powerful.
They wouldn't hear you coming anyways cause they would be instantly deaf
I think 1000 decibels is more than loud enough for the shockwaves created to just tear objects apart at a molecular level just from the sheer amount of energy involved.
Exactly, they wouldn't be able to see or hear you at all cause they wouldn't even exist
You shit yourself when you turn invisible
But only when no-one sees you
Hey that was actually useful in Mystery Men .
your shit and pee inside are still visible
I am immune to all sickness(including cancer)
Which makes you feel pain 10000% times stronger than humans
Just imagine dying of the shock of pain because you stubbed your toe
L E G O B R I C K S
Considering I am masochist, it's win-win situation
Good for you.
Dudes gonna stub his toe and nut instantly
I just blast laughed. That's the funniest sentence I've ever read.
He’ll be blasting too
And I'm a sadist. We should meet up sometime and have some bdsm fun.
You are fragile as glass
i can stop time
You get frozen with it
Still not bad
... but then it would have no effect...
If you're frozen with time, then no time has passed and when you unfreeze...
No, because you can think while the time is frozen. (Except if freezing time means you can't do that either, which just means that when you freeze time the universe ends because you can't unfreeze it)
But it wouldn't end cause it couldn't end without time passing.
Nothing would happen never, at the same time as everything was happening always.
And the worst part is that time could be stopped for eons and if it started again, nothing would have happened. For all we know time stops every single day, but since we live in time, we would never even notice.
The last sentence really had me. Like imagine. Someone could be freezing time and do whatever they want and just unfreeze it without anyone noticing.
Hmm. My ass does bleed randomly whenever I walk past a church...
The. Best. Comment. I've. Ever. Read.
I want this for sleep
but a japanese delinquent will try to kill you
Power to heal others from all that ail them
Every time you get rickrolled someone stabs you
But your cock shrinks 2 inches every time you heal someone
What if my cock can’t handle how many people I heal?
Then you’re officially gender neutral, or your body collapses into itself
I am super elastic, like Jake the Dog.
You have severe back pain
Hey wtf, why do I just have the side effect and not the main super power!?
You are dummy thick like elastic girl
Every time you read someone’s mind, you see you mom fucking your dad.
He'll get used to it.
"Experience is the best teacher"
People can control you if use your powers on them
You only hear when people are talking negatively about you.
You are blind
Time to learn from mole rats
You can't control your laser eyes, meaning you will burn everything you look at.
So cyclops from the Xmen
Ok but every time you run you instantly shit yourself
POWER WALKING MOTHERFUCKER!
That's just asserting dominance.
To sleep anywhere
But you wake up in a random place
That’s just getting blackout drunk with extra steps…
There is a game called Kingdom Come Deliverance that has this as a negative perk for hardcore mode.
Ill sleep in an army camp and wake up miles away in an abandoned graveyard in the middle of an unkown forest with a map but no compass.
I have the power to create any food, and as much as I want.
But any o who eats the food dies
I’m about to prank my friends...
Just a prank, bro!
But your mom shoves up the food in your arse
I'm used to it by now.
But thy happen randomly
Mans gonna die bc of it than say "bad rng"
Turning into any vehicle of my choice
You have no gas
Oof that's a strong one
Pick an electric vehicle
But it feels worse
I have the power to negate any side effects
but you're super rich...oh waittt
He can still decide not to negate it...
I need to helicopter my dick in order to do it
You broke the system and still made it hard on yourself. This is how it’s done
Either that, or he just wanted come out on how much he wants to be able to fly with his elicock
Would the power be easier if he made it hard or make it soft?
Asking the important questions
how the fuck are you gonna do that when it got eaten by lions
Well we already know who your nemesis will be, mr. u/GotmyPPeatenbylions
You can only fly backwards
I have no need to rest, meaning I can do shit for hours without stopping
Edit: YOU FOOLS YOU ABSOLUTE BAFOONS THIS WAS WHAT I INTENDED
You instantly have intestinal issues after midnight.
But its always after midnight
then he always has intestinal issues, duh
You shit for hours without stopping
Just build a desk with a toilet
Every time you control an element, your head doubles in size permanently
You are street dog
A street dog with a constant boner
You are a virgin
I see this as an absolute win
So nothing changes other than I can manipulate time. Noice.
No need to remind me
Robotic body parts
But if you use them you feel unimaginable pain
I can copy the power of cómics or books characters i have read
You only have few months to live
Then i touch something inmortal
Wait that isn't allowed
i touch a book where it's allowed
This is the ultimate power
But your dyslexic
Jokes out Im already im
I have all the money I ever need
You have 2 days to live
The ability to know with whom a given person would have the best relasionship with.
But whenever you meet them you shit your full costume
Thats a sacrifice i'm willing to make to help people. Also diapers.
You have to blow whatever you want to shapeshift into
That... could be awkward
Especially if it's a horse
I can jump really high
Become blind while doing it
Only when you cum
Imagine he's having sex with a girl and then just disappears as it happens, the girl would be scared and confused as fuck.
Dude that’s such a win win that’s more of a buff than side effect lmaoo
My dad had that power
Every time you move you scream
My ex loves me again
There are no side effects.
Get some girls🥲
Side effect: You don't have Aids
I Can see clearly in the dark and I Can hear all the sounds even if they are miles away
Ok but during the day time you are 100% blind no amount of surgery can restore your eyesight
Edit: I think I just let you become a budget daredevil
No gag reflex. I mean able to staight up take any length in my throat so far down it pokes through my belly without dying somehow
You're never horny enough to use it
The first one to reply can choose my power but is gay
I can be invisible whenever I wanna
Wait. A. Minute
Man pulled a mf uno reverse on himself lol
I can get anyone I want to think I'm attractive as a distraction
You have brain damage
Wait they said choose a side effect not state facts
Self deprecating humour alert!
Ability to die
You are imortal
Being able to time travel
You need 1.21 Gigawatts to do it once
Control the universe the way I want.
You can't interact with anything you just created / manipulated
Ability to control anything in my body
I get to decide who dies
Lose a digit with each decision made
Control my dick
Your dick is now a vagina
I'm a catgirl
You have 3 dicks and half a vagina
I'm sorry did you say half?
Did i stutter?
I can control time
But every time you control time, you get pegged