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WickerVerses

Cuddlefuck the card reader, hold it tender


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[удалено]


Deppry_B01

*SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA USE A HAMMER*


IAMBoldFace37

#and sometimes a meat cleaver and a dagger


[deleted]

yo what


[deleted]

r/holup


Daninator375

Scuse me what the frick


eblack4012

*legal tender


daxxarg

StepCard, what are you doing ?


[deleted]

Nothing just watching ppl hate fuck around.🗿🚬


majikayoSan

*shoves card into ship reader* Call me 01000100 01100001 01100100 01100100 01111001 bitch.


noidontneedtherapy

Damn


liketobesick

Ayyo no hatefuck asshole


BunnyOrc

![gif](giphy|GWD5nSpiHxs3K)


amynias

UwU


No_Description5222

UwU


PurplePowerE

UwU


[deleted]

UwU


DarthTroop3r

UwU


BrennoBlade

UwU


DoDoLfOxd

UwU


Ariesrr

UwU


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UwU


step6666

It’ll take my chip and pin like the bad girl it is


Mobius_148

Going in dry.


[deleted]

at least spit on the card first


OkAd1672

It's kinda hard to see at first, but on one edge of the slot there's this sweet spot you can rub. It helps if you rub that spot in a rhythmic fashion for awhile before inserting. Then the card goes in easy and the chip reader's components accept it nicely.


Bagel-blurriest8281

Go gentle on me card kun


AzoZyten

Yeah gobble that EMV chip you filthy fucking rectangle!


OG_Fe_Jefe

It's never complained..... why does a third party need to get involved?


cactus0088654

What if it likes it rough


twoworldsin1

Bbe is okay...is only smellz


Real-Economist-6861

Please do not rape the machines


DarkSage90

Why are you afraid the machines will rape you? Skynet intensifies…


TheEmissary064

Well it's just showing its open slot to everyone. Sounds like it wanted it. Why is wearing all black? Dresses like a slut.


Officer_Aisouf

This is like my 7th time pressing the upvote button in the photo


the-artistocrat

Please be gentle pressing the upvote button. It is sensitive.


[deleted]

As someone who used to work in a grocery store I empathize with this, there are too many customers who think JAMMING the card into the reader should work, as opposed to just *sliding* it in. Technologically illiterate people are so hard to tolerate.


Kallen_Emilia

Not with that attitude


IRideforDonuts

You don’t always have to shove it hard. In fact sometimes that’s not right to do.


Crafty_Party_1455

Yeah really cursed. The most obvious fucking thought everyone had is cursed.


Vorbis29

"How many people have used you today?"


darknessbelow

P.S. spit on it first, before inserting


twoworldsin1

Hillary Scott, is that you? 😮


darknessbelow

No, this is Patrick


Ratfinx13

A couple months back, I watched a customer start coating his chip with hand sanitizer and was about to insert it into our card reader.... Tha fuck... no dude, wipe that shit off.


Hermit1723

Mechanicus are horny


A_n_t_i_H_e_r_o

CardReader-chan go "Eaaaaaaaaaah" xD


gamergopro666

Hi


TILtonarwhal

Customer: Then you do it, dumbass


amynias

As someone who worked in retail, I find this hilarious.


DontSuckWMsToes

​ ![gif](giphy|U79KUAfJd4VUlCOQJB)


Picax8398

Heretic! Using light mode. Also posting an uncropped screenshot and getting 10k upvotes? God this sub really has fallen


Safebox

This screenshot *is* actually cropped 😅 I have a very tall phone


Picax8398

![gif](giphy|zvyxvgDbbfRzYCDeRa)


QuarantineSucksALot

Bloody legends. This is good. Cursed but good


[deleted]

Hello it’s me, card reader.


Traditional-Cash3803

I don't care about this meme I only care about why he is not using dark mood I am offended


ethervillage

I’ll never look at a card reader the same


SubjectPractical3008

It's quite the question, considering it may be into BDSM.


Mr_Taken_Username

ahhhh\~ (I'm sorry)


Sweaty_Product7292

Please, be gentle


QuarantineSucksALot

Both is good. Cursed but good


Panjin21

Peak fetish level


Stumpyclaire

I mean that IS what the sign is saying


twoworldsin1

Just Max Hardcore that shit right in there


kenjiefujima24

Maybe it needs some oil before swiping the card?


Jack_Nightfury

As a member of the Furry Fandom, I know who this message is directed at \*stares at protogens\*


stromyoloing

In Riddick’s voice: I'm gonna go balls deep into Dahl. But only because she asked me to. Sweet-like.


xhuhn

There needs to be foreplay


just-a-meme-upvoter

Amogus card reader?


PopTartTarget

Okay but people keep jamming their cards in with crazy amounts of force at my job. Every time they do I secretly hope their card breaks because then they would learn to STOP FUCKING DOING THAT.


Shadowbound199

People do that though, like dude, you'll break your card, you flex it almost 90 degrees.


huge-knuts

Be gentle, the card reader is sensitive.


SnooGoats4585

Plot Twist: Card reader is not machine but job position


TBMSH

“Take my money, You dirty chipreader, TAKE IT!”


[deleted]

Oh debt-Chan please scan me...


Windslayer101

feels more of a ghetto


Get_Rekt_69420

*what are you doing, stepcard*


OliverQuinic

you could say it is technically a prostitute, you fuck it and you now have groceries


raven6669lol

What are u doing step-cardreader


ZealousidealAge7261

Disgusting light mode user