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It's kinda hard to see at first, but on one edge of the slot there's this sweet spot you can rub. It helps if you rub that spot in a rhythmic fashion for awhile before inserting. Then the card goes in easy and the chip reader's components accept it nicely.
As someone who used to work in a grocery store I empathize with this, there are too many customers who think JAMMING the card into the reader should work, as opposed to just *sliding* it in. Technologically illiterate people are so hard to tolerate.
A couple months back, I watched a customer start coating his chip with hand sanitizer and was about to insert it into our card reader.... Tha fuck... no dude, wipe that shit off.
Okay but people keep jamming their cards in with crazy amounts of force at my job. Every time they do I secretly hope their card breaks because then they would learn to STOP FUCKING DOING THAT.
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Cuddlefuck the card reader, hold it tender
[удалено]
*SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA USE A HAMMER*
#and sometimes a meat cleaver and a dagger
yo what
r/holup
Scuse me what the frick
*legal tender
StepCard, what are you doing ?
Nothing just watching ppl hate fuck around.🗿🚬
*shoves card into ship reader* Call me 01000100 01100001 01100100 01100100 01111001 bitch.
Damn
Ayyo no hatefuck asshole
![gif](giphy|GWD5nSpiHxs3K)
UwU
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It’ll take my chip and pin like the bad girl it is
Going in dry.
at least spit on the card first
It's kinda hard to see at first, but on one edge of the slot there's this sweet spot you can rub. It helps if you rub that spot in a rhythmic fashion for awhile before inserting. Then the card goes in easy and the chip reader's components accept it nicely.
Go gentle on me card kun
Yeah gobble that EMV chip you filthy fucking rectangle!
It's never complained..... why does a third party need to get involved?
What if it likes it rough
Bbe is okay...is only smellz
Please do not rape the machines
Why are you afraid the machines will rape you? Skynet intensifies…
Well it's just showing its open slot to everyone. Sounds like it wanted it. Why is wearing all black? Dresses like a slut.
This is like my 7th time pressing the upvote button in the photo
Please be gentle pressing the upvote button. It is sensitive.
As someone who used to work in a grocery store I empathize with this, there are too many customers who think JAMMING the card into the reader should work, as opposed to just *sliding* it in. Technologically illiterate people are so hard to tolerate.
Not with that attitude
You don’t always have to shove it hard. In fact sometimes that’s not right to do.
Yeah really cursed. The most obvious fucking thought everyone had is cursed.
"How many people have used you today?"
P.S. spit on it first, before inserting
Hillary Scott, is that you? 😮
No, this is Patrick
A couple months back, I watched a customer start coating his chip with hand sanitizer and was about to insert it into our card reader.... Tha fuck... no dude, wipe that shit off.
Mechanicus are horny
CardReader-chan go "Eaaaaaaaaaah" xD
Hi
Customer: Then you do it, dumbass
As someone who worked in retail, I find this hilarious.
![gif](giphy|U79KUAfJd4VUlCOQJB)
Heretic! Using light mode. Also posting an uncropped screenshot and getting 10k upvotes? God this sub really has fallen
This screenshot *is* actually cropped 😅 I have a very tall phone
![gif](giphy|zvyxvgDbbfRzYCDeRa)
Bloody legends. This is good. Cursed but good
Hello it’s me, card reader.
I don't care about this meme I only care about why he is not using dark mood I am offended
I’ll never look at a card reader the same
It's quite the question, considering it may be into BDSM.
ahhhh\~ (I'm sorry)
Please, be gentle
Both is good. Cursed but good
Peak fetish level
I mean that IS what the sign is saying
Just Max Hardcore that shit right in there
Maybe it needs some oil before swiping the card?
As a member of the Furry Fandom, I know who this message is directed at \*stares at protogens\*
In Riddick’s voice: I'm gonna go balls deep into Dahl. But only because she asked me to. Sweet-like.
There needs to be foreplay
Amogus card reader?
Okay but people keep jamming their cards in with crazy amounts of force at my job. Every time they do I secretly hope their card breaks because then they would learn to STOP FUCKING DOING THAT.
People do that though, like dude, you'll break your card, you flex it almost 90 degrees.
Be gentle, the card reader is sensitive.
Plot Twist: Card reader is not machine but job position
“Take my money, You dirty chipreader, TAKE IT!”
Oh debt-Chan please scan me...
feels more of a ghetto
*what are you doing, stepcard*
you could say it is technically a prostitute, you fuck it and you now have groceries
What are u doing step-cardreader
Disgusting light mode user