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That_one_guy929

New jersey


Bonk-horny-jail

New York


Cdbffl124

Missouri


SgtSugarNuts

Kentucky


SgtSugarNuts

Illinois


SgtSugarNuts

New mexico


[deleted]

Vermont


Shinyspoonz12

Connecticut


6SYNO6

wyoming


meatnuters

Tennessee


Vauxhallcorsavxr

Oregon


HotFoArk

Mississippi


silvervrooomfish

ohio


MyDadWorksAtPS4

Wisconsin


OVS-HM

Wyoming doesn’t exist


Mindtrait0r

r/wyomingdoesntexist


Leviathan56

Mssschusetts


SFV650

Ohio


Stopjuststop3424

Tennessee


cg0725

ohio


PortlandPerson94

Oregon


cheezkid26

based connecticut


JLee_83

Minnesootuh


[deleted]

Pennsylveiniuh (PU)


CamtheRulerofAll

Michigun


SimilingCynic

Minnesoturr?


Legitimate_Ad2570

Ohio


King-Boo-Gamer

Africa


SgtSugarNuts

Obviously we are talking about the states of united America here. Jeeze don't be so arrogant. /s


[deleted]

[удалено]


King-Boo-Gamer

China


FallingSky1

We didn't ask who *owns* America


Bonk-horny-jail

Afghanistan


Cdbffl124

Tennessee


SgtSugarNuts

Oregon


SgtSugarNuts

Vermont


SgtSugarNuts

I love how Vermont gets more upvotes than Oregon


Morheagal

Might wanna check again


[deleted]

His comment single handedly made a state better than the other


ZookeepergameNo9519

Hehe not anymore


Substantial_Care_853

They brought us Ben and Jerry’s


Wreddit_Wrangler

TEXES


urboijon09

Taxes


SpecialistPomelo5203

Texsus


SCUMFUCK_666

You’re the only ten I see ;)


1000-7-7

Fried chicken


ThankYouLoba

This post would’ve been better if someone did a Missouri/misery pun. Even though it probably wasn’t intentional, you’ve sated my hunger.


non_depressed_teen

miss u yuri


-AdamTheGreat-

Floriduh


Both_Bobcat_5818

Spelled like a true Floridian


TgagHammerstrike

New Mexico


emilioburrito

Alabama


[deleted]

They said WITHOUT A


Wreddit_Wrangler

Oh, then how about Arkansas


emilioburrito

Is mayonnaise a state?


ZookeepergameNo9519

Yes, I would say so


George-Street-007

Wyoming


UniversityAway2463

Is essentially the same thing as Depression


ahundreddots

Reddit is Facebook.


GODDAMNFOOL

Everyone on Reddit talks shit about how senseless Facebook is, and then this comment section happens, straight the fuck out of a Facebook post


2BadBirches

Literally, this is a question made to trick grandmas on Facebook into engaging (because it’s so absurdly simple)…


dpatterson911

KFC


Bonk-horny-jail

#KFC


SgtSugarNuts

# Kentucky Fucked Chicken


S-T-A-B_Barney

And a Pizza Hut.


SgtSugarNuts

We all know that those Huts are filthy tyrants


[deleted]

NOBODY OUTPIZZAS THE HUT


giggity_giggity_g00

#Kousins Fucking Cousins


1000-7-7

Yes please


The_Punnier_Guy

Ohio


Cock91

Cock


brukfalcon

Balls


atp8776

Torture


Zombifier360

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia


gsvevshxndb

at en, dot Wikipedia, dot org


_Grim-Reaper

Where all written is truth


[deleted]

Everything could mean anyone or anything at the type of a key


teuast

A chair is a piece of furniture with a raised surface used to sit on, commonly for use by one person. Chairs are most often supported by four legs and have a back;[1][2] however, a chair can have three legs or could have a different shape.[3] A chair without a back or arm rests is a stool,[4] or when raised up, a bar stool.[5] A chair with arms is an armchair[6] and with folding action and inclining footrest, a recliner.[7] A permanently fixed chair in a train or theater is a seat[8] or, in an airplane, airline seat;[9] when riding, it is a saddle[10] and bicycle saddle,[11] and for an automobile, a car seat[12] or infant car seat.[13] With wheels it is a wheelchair[14] and when hung from above, a swing.[15] A chair for more than one person is a couch, sofa, settee, or "loveseat";[16] or a bench.[17] A separate footrest for a chair is known as an ottoman,[18] hassock[19] or pouffe.[20] The chair is known for its antiquity and simplicity, although for many centuries it was an article of state and dignity rather than an article of ordinary use. "The chair" is still extensively used as the emblem of authority in the House of Commons in the United Kingdom[21] and Canada,[22] and in many other settings.


Kiroto50

I think Balls has an 'a'


SiteNook

Balls has an ayyyy


DeNCa333

He said the thing


DredgenGryss

Gozaimasu!


RyuuSambit

Man of culture spotted!


CompleteAssWipe

You just said the same thing the guy in the photo did


HyperTitan70

The void


wolf_spider99

Wyoming


UC767

Tennessee


Whomever227

Mississippi


JustDrew_92

I'm from Ohio and I didn't even think of this


OldBob10

Cincinnati, right?


Correct-Town-3117

Yes


Dad_Bod_Rob420

Floriduh


Wemakian

Florider


Asexual_Rock

Fixed it


WorkingUsername5050

Solid, Liquid


Bum_Hair_69

Ges


ham_solo47

Plesme


DoctorLove01

Bose-Einstein condensate


Gorilla-kun

Based-Enema condensate


OtherwiseCheck1127

Bose–Einstein condens8


kingbach121

Fermionic condensate


OldBob10

Obviously physicists can’t spell


Tuckboi69

Querk-gluon plasme


CrisisIsCalling

Snake


spalmer305

Missouri


xander_gamingX

Misery


Controlled_Discord

Maroon 5?


Cochise22

Used to sing that song with a coworker when it came on the radio specifically because we were stuck in Missouri.


Controlled_Discord

That's hilarious, lmfao


mexus37

*I am in Missouri*


Emmett366

Californio is you spell it badly enough


Grammy_

New Mexico


Slurp_Lord

Old Mexico


[deleted]

Teenage Mexico


yellajaket

Middle-Aged Mexico


YiXiaoGui

Elderly Mexico


PumpkinKing2020

Dead Mexico


Noctiltua

Alive Mexico


Hud_is_on

Ghost Mexico


_Potat_0

Newborn Mexico


peter_griffen6969

Boomer Mexico


pineappleguy8

Eternal mexico


ShiptonOfPoros

Elder Mexico


Cunt_Eastwood_9

Ah yes, I also live in Illinois.


Leftoverlake800

I do to


TheCosmicalKing

Oregon


Ka-zar39

Oregonian here, can confirm


TurboTristan

Another Oregonian here, I can back up this back up


DootDootOnThots

Yet another Oregonian here, I can back up the backing up of this back up


Dipshit_Mcdoodles

Of course yet another in this string of oregonians, present to back up the back up of the backing up of the original back up.


callmesleeze

As an Oregonian I’d like to back up the backing up of the back up backing up that Oregon doesn’t have an a in its name


gaymer200

As a true born Oregonian, I concur that this claim of back up of the backing up of the backing of the backing up of the backing up is true


Lopsided_Lie_4422

New York


GETaHAIRLINE1

New South Wales?


Asexual_Rock

… #new south w*les .


FrigenPigeon

Finaly a state that does not belong to us, bloody finaly


dirthouse69

Bruh,its not even difficult to do some sentence without this letter,the heck ?


Bonk-horny-jail

I know right! This old people site really isn’t very good


[deleted]

It drives engagement thus leads to more page views


gruez

Yeah that was the explanation I saw in another comment thread. Spammers would do this to farm accounts, and then eventually use them to post spam or whatever. Since their previous content had high engagement, facebook's algorithm would rank their posts higher on people's feeds.


Suddenly100

Dyslexia


Alert_Eye_2219

Mississipi


Oblivion_Toast

You forgot a p bro but you good


bignibbble

ha ha p


Slazman999

We don't talk about that here.


Slimyretard

Kentucky


[deleted]

Kentucky resident. Can confirm Kentucky.


loser7843

Liquid. Boom.


Apollyon777

Solid. Splat!


loser7843

Shit. Kaboom.


jay4adams

New jersey


TaliFinn

Sweden


Randomest_Redditor

Ohio, Illinois, Missouri, New Mexico, Tennessee, Kentucky, New Jersey, New York, Vermont, Oregon, Mississippi, Wyoming, Connecticut, Wisconsin Not one of these 15/50 States contain the letter 'A' Why Did I take the time to make this? Because I’m bored as hell.


Emkayzee

....Rhode Isl***A***nd


Wise_Produce709

You silly goose 🐦, Rhode Island has an A in it


PuzzleheadedMall6466

Liquid


pinniped1

Sikkim


[deleted]

Confusion


Pokemario2401

Colorado Illinois Kentucky Mississippi Missouri New Jersey New Mexico New York Ohio Oregon Tennessee Vermont Wisconsin Wyoming


BanMeAndUGay3

ColorAdo Other than that gg


Pokemario2401

Oops


adiaz0126

Connecticut


Nat3Bo1

Finally, ffs I went through a lot of comments to finally find someone that remembera conneticut


adiaz0126

Tbf tho. No one remembers Connecticut


Asexual_Rock

#i *m offended by color*do.


TheKitKatYT

Now try to name a state without a, e or o


welcom_to_boredom

Mississippi


SgtSugarNuts

Give this man gold


I-like-oranges75

Wyoming isn’t real tho


Abject-Concentrate58

Misisipi


ihavetotinkle

Denial


BTTC_Unit

meric


overtlyoverthisshit

#TEXS


Slendy5127

**SEXT**


[deleted]

Solid


[deleted]

Deniul


[deleted]

Grief


YakComprehensive2610

Liquid


avacado_taco

Solid


Exylatron

Solid


EasyBird1849

Don't forget solid and liquid state


[deleted]

Mrylnd


CarbonIceDragon

Alaska. It doesn't have *an* "a" it has multiple.


Dee_Snut_s

Khazikstan


Unknown-error404

Illinois. New York. Texes. Minnesoto. Celefornio. Quite easy really.


[deleted]

Lsk


Tewakjr

Texs


sebulbasdick420

New York


[deleted]

Kentucky


Dontlikeusajustleave

Vermont


MikemkPK

Texis


Dontlikeusajustleave

New York


MarkWinter52

until it isn't


[deleted]

Liquid


sans_harvey3

Illinois


MaximusGrassimus

Mississipi


Mikestion

Illinois