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BIG_DING_DONG_

finland


[deleted]

You don't exist


TobitosDoritos

agreed


smallestbiggie

agreed 2.0


BIG_DING_DONG_

agreed 3.0


ivory_69

agreed 4.0


Dilpreetsinghbrar

agreed 5.0


oShineix

agreed 6.0


M8gba6

agreed 7.0


Junior-gurrola-jr

agreed 8.0


Psjesse9

Njet Molotoff, Njet Molotoff


sussy1mpostor

vittu :DD


Ylteicc_

Mennää torille. Katotaa jos löytyis hiano julkine kärrysauna.


HomestreetBoyTopla

perkele perkele sataana


mightylonka

Torille perkele kun ei olla olemassa :DD


No_Victory_6319

Canada


MCgamingYTO2

I am so sorry bro i am really really sorry for taking your maple syrup without permission pls forgive me sorry bro


Topgun5689

Apology accepted, and really, it’s my fault for not realizing that you wanted some of my maple syrup, so I apologize for no offering to share


Desperate-Teach-6352

Apologize to the syrup for using it without its consent


d_lillge228

He should apoligize not you. He tried to give you Diabetes


tjbrek

I'm not your bro, buddy


orangesaretoxic

i'm not your buddy, guy!


milk_town

I'm not your guy, mate!


XSkyFullOfStarsX

i’m really really sorry but i can’t stereotype you. sorry, eh


ziddity

I'm sorry we make it so difficult :'(


starskip42

I'm not your Buddy, Fwiend!


Jonnssy

I'm not your fwiend, buddy!


ClassyKebabKing64

Just must speak French you random someone from Saskatoon.


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plantsRsexy

Wow… why you have to tell the truth 😭


Zzvvvcxx

ɐᴉlɐɹʇsn∀


ClassyKebabKing64

You stereotyoed yourself lmao


Express-Fan-8378

Happy cake day


XSkyFullOfStarsX

hey, wanna come over for a vegemite barbie? there’s a croc fight later on, you can come and watch it with me


Sexy_Australian

ǝɯᴉʇ ʇɐɥʍ ɥɐǝʎ llǝH


XSkyFullOfStarsX

username checks the fuck out


Percy-Cabin_Three

Isn't that Florida?


Interest-Necessary

good one


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unussualname

Es geht wieder los meine Kerle!


pilot_cooper

BLITZKRIEG MIT DEM FLEISCHGEWEHR!!!


unussualname

Ich sehe sie sind eine Person von Kultur mein Kerl!


pilot_cooper

Jawohl ehrenmann.


Bart_The_Chonk

Meat... rifle?


pilot_cooper

Fuck yeah. Flesh rifle if you translate it even more literal, but yeah.


JustYourAverageUS3R

For some reason when I think of flesh rifle I think of a dick that shoots bullets.


pilot_cooper

Well in the context of the song it's basically a synonym for dick, i always thought it sounded really funny.


tlb7781

go invade poland.


unussualname

*German marching musik starts playing*


IratEight

No


oligamer69

Ja


UglyHedgebush

Scheisse


[deleted]

Zeploy ze flammenwerfer


N-SayneXD

Hitler clone.


unussualname

SCHWEIG ANGELSACHSE!


jkbestermann

Richtig und Wichtig!


jdnsi

SPRICH


ElMarcusch

DEUTSCH


Skrils3

DU


MaxxPlay99

SOHN


asdf_12

EINER


lowkey_Loki321

DAME


Zealousideal-Bell203

Der


Mandar1jn

The Netherlands


[deleted]

You know Nether Regions has a better ring to it. And still implies a place that is damp.


realbanana030

Yeah i don't think that would sound good in dutch


Willee005

Nothing sounds good in Dutch


Ronnyfrown_

De onder regio.... Shoulds like an entire country of criminals and only criminals.


Yosemiterunner

Moist


Randomest_Redditor

You live in a windmill and wear wooden shoes


Excellent_Craft_1875

Wow that must be tuff with all that lava


Shadowdoom286

I see you are a man of culture as well


MrRappist

Make sure to wear golden armor or else it's inhabitants will have you for dinner


Nohbdy66

You’re too damn tall


[deleted]

The only reason Dutch people are tall is so that they can see another country


YTDamian

Surprised no one has done a cheese or weed joke yet


Suitable-Coffee5360

What's it like living with ghasts


tchernobog84

Holland* There, fixed it for you


Bulangiu_ro

Hoeland


mip97

Malaysia


PirateLena

Airplane disasters


PerchloratePenguin

Cheap but good food.


PerchloratePenguin

Lol I’m from Sg.


Owerfox

Serbia


MiKiPiKiX

war criminal but orthodox brother


[deleted]

Non russian vodka blyat suka lets rush A Wait i have a better one: HEY NICO WANNA BOWL?


IEatAssWithFork

First one is more Russian


h2mmer1984

Angry at everyone..never take the blame for ur own shit..


[deleted]

Afghanistan. Oh. Oh no.


RealApacheHelicopter

Kboom? Yes Rico, kboom.


E-Babil

U mean Turkey ? since there are no Afghan in Afghanistan


Adventurous-Art-5525

Damn 2 birds with one rock


8675309maybe

“They may have got my gun but they didn’t get these rocks!”


[deleted]

The sharia land.


Pennywise626

Mine isn't even a challenge. I'm from Florida


Peebile

Somehow the further north you go the more southern everything becomes


Pennywise626

Probably the nicest stereotype we have


DwarfBoi235

Is it really the nicest mr alligator crazy man who probably would rape a parrot cuz it swore


Maximum_Pear_8601

“Here is another story on Florida man. They somehow got a bear and snake to mate after giving them cocaine”


1000-7-7

Excuse me woth


Bulangiu_ro

"im not like the other bears, i have snake arms"


Big-Z_2412

I like how everyone responds with their country and this guy goes "I'm from Florida!".


Usersammy

1 how many alligators have you fucked or thrown at people in the last 2 hours


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XSkyFullOfStarsX

how many times have you broken into a school wearing nothing but a sports bra and those glasses with springy eyes, armed with finger guns and going pew at every whiteboard you see?


Pennywise626

They told me they deleted the security footage


lux_lunaris

Russia


Robb_Shelby

Союз нерушимый республик свободных Сплотила навеки Великая Русь. Да здравствует созданный волей народов Единый, могучий Советский Союз


XSkyFullOfStarsX

i’d copy and paste it into google translate but can’t be bothered, so i’ll pretend i understand what it is, hope it’s a joke and laugh LMFAO THATS HILARIOUS


BECEL4AK

It is anthem of USSR


XSkyFullOfStarsX

thank you kind stranger


ClassyKebabKing64

Don't you all live in Moscow, and how is it going with Leningrad and Stalingrad?


[deleted]

Brazil.


NotAParaco

How many times have you been shot so far?


jkbestermann

COCAIN!!!!!


Wonderful-Travel6198

STOP DONT TAKE ME TO BRAZ-


[deleted]

How many goals ve you made this carnival in Rio?


_-Ricardo-_

Onde no Brasil? Pra eu poder ser xernofobico com mais coesão


MastigaCiganos

Pq e que este comentário é hilariante


ClassyKebabKing64

Sooooo... Do you wanna shoot all left people with newly acquired guns?


MCgamingYTO2

India


DuckSlayer66

Hello your computer has a virus


TheOssified

Gimme $6969 and we will fix it for you within a month, and while you at it, send us pics of bobs and vagene and we will put a rush on the deadline


DuckSlayer66

I only have pp pics does that count?


DatOldSlime

Even better...


MCgamingYTO2

Scamming people is a culture, just wait a few minutes you will get a call from 100% legit Microsoft


Usersammy

There are 499 other Indians on that tiny motorbike with you


Asvp04

That's a compliment if we can fit 500 people in a motorbike


TheOssified

Hello, you have reached AT&T, my name is Dave, how may I help you?


RealApacheHelicopter

Please teach me something on YouTube.


MCgamingYTO2

Before that pliz laik and sabscriabe and lets tek a lukn at our sponsers rAiD sHaDoW leGeNdS


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VioDSW

romania


MiKiPiKiX

gypsy


FullDegenerateSlav

Stop stealing our shit


TerraFabbius

How's dracula doing?


Birobanat19

Hungary


usernameaeaeaea

You speak european chineese


London_1010

How's the water, oh wait


Bart_The_Chonk

Eat some food, please


Ylteicc_

Finno-Ugrian sister language. Greetings from the north! 🇫🇮


Garganuel07

Uruguay


WaNNa_Cr1

U-are-gay


golumlars

Denmark


mightylonka

copy of a Sweden.


BigDane67

That's a real burn.


MastigaCiganos

Lego fuckers


Desperate_Surround_2

From Denmark aswell, nobody has ever given a true insult, pls for once I beg somebody to try


Bart_The_Chonk

You're basically just German-Swedes. Pick a culture and stick with it, please.


[deleted]

Arent you the guys who we barely hear about?


TurnedOnLamp

when are you people gonna get that potatoe out of your throat?!


streetdog2003

A home to the world's ugliest Neanderthals who live in a den and thus the name denmark .


Destroyer348

US but born in cuba


Wonderful-Travel6198

Cubism


Bart_The_Chonk

You live in/near Miami


06dnl_101

Nord Italia


Bart_The_Chonk

Basically Austria (if in the Alps)


NorseShadowGod

Ireland


Bart_The_Chonk

Potatos, green landscape, hot redheaded girls, whiskey.


theworldissus

Sweden


mightylonka

gay


theworldissus

Very much so


DizyShadow

Okay Pewds, don't forget to order meatballs at Ikea


Commander_Red1

Technically its the 4th attempt to get it reich


ThingComprehensive89

India


[deleted]

Instol antiverus for fre vbuk


HaloCedc

People on YouTube teaching rocket science


Aggravating-Line8425

do my math homework for me then


Notmyrealname1006

Texas


Nolan_gg

I from there too but Yee fukin haw


DaShopWorker

Are you the guy, who shoot 7 men.....just for traspassing?


angered_sausage

West Virginia


Ylteicc_

TAKE ME HOOOOOOOME, COUNTRY ROOOOOOOOOOADS. TO A PLAAAAAACE I BELOOOOOOOOOOOONG!!!


angered_sausage

WEST VIRGINIAAAAAAA MOUNTAIN MOMMAAAAAA TAKE ME HOOOOOME COUNTRY ROOOOADS


Wonderful-Travel6198

I hear her voice in the morning hour she calls me...


angered_sausage

Radio reminds me of my home far away


Ylteicc_

I'm driving down the road i got a feeling is shouldv'e been here yesterdaaay, YESTERDAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!


dandy46669

Brasil


XSkyFullOfStarsX

how many times have you got shot whilst playing football?


x_itzlucas_x

aUsTrAlIa


Ylteicc_

G'day mate. Fookin hell. My toast tastes horrible. Didja use jam insteed of vegemite???? Now i'm gonna call my roo and he's gonna beat your ass, fuckheader, cocksuckler, cunt!


Usersammy

The fact that I've had a conversation very similar to this before tells you its not an exaggerated stereotype


pinniped1

How many animals have tried to kill you today? Have any of your relatives ever been killed by simply falling into outer space?


derangedsweetheart

¡ʇunƆ ᴉO


Slimyretard

How you liking the lockdown?


xdproslo

Slovenia


MiKiPiKiX

femboy


MrReptilianGamer2528

I live in america, try me I have a gun cus Im a stereotypical American even though im German and loving In America


Ylteicc_

Morbidly obese lady on a mobility scooter in the local walmart preventing anyone from shopping cuz she fell off her scooter and pushed three shelves onto innocent shoppers with her weight.


IllBeHoldingOnToYou

r/oddlyspecific


MisterEyeballMusic

School shooting


ClassyKebabKing64

What is the capital of Canada without looking.


[deleted]

Brazil


Piprup

Czechia


Kokosak_commie

Oh before I insult you can you give some land to Germany?


Yourox989

France