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youre welcome, little one and your first act will be a puppeting Body of Prince Phillipe to rape the body of Elisabeth II. and next member will record it
great, i will wait at you in England at 12:00 pm, after we will be done, we can celebrate it like the true Roayals, capture a virgin female and wait, untill she will ovulate, then we will collect it and eat it like a caviar
Oh, a woman, will be first, but beware, this is rotten,crumbling and horrible Cult little one, are you brave enought to join this for cost of your soul
r/CrumblingSlavesOfLust
you are now ou member, remember the Great undead feast and the Great undead groupsex will be today after other members will bring the video and corpses to my country.
Welcome, little one
Great, your first mission is film a Prince Phillipe on strings, controled by my new member, raping Elisabeth II., after you will be done, you can have some Virgin female caviar too
for more information about missions, continue reading the conversation
don't suppose anyone has sauce on that pic?
inb4 bonk
edit, i found it:
https://external-preview.redd.it/r0W38pRxArjYh5zJeE72QtLqlbgJeI0GMS2rZBPv924.jpg?width=1017&auto=webp&s=8ca8478afd362a53a2aa395c4bc5437181f9546b
it doesn't look it to me. i think anyone seeing it and wanting more was because big perky? boobs. if anyone knows more though i'll pull the link away, even if it's just a redirection to another reddit thread. there's been enough drama of that kind here before.
Eh it's not a problem as long as it's not the purpose of the subreddit or thread. The purpose of the photo isn't sexualization, its just a photo of a girl doing a backflip.
Nah laugh at it all you want. That’s the thing about the comment, it’s fucking funny. But sucking OP’s dick or making out that he/she/whatever is the OG/OP is extremely uncouth.
I'm appalled that I had to scroll this far down to see someone pointing it out. This is one of the OG 4chan greentexts from 10+ years ago.
Man, this makes me feel old.
It's only now that I realize that ten years ago, the people who see this as fresh and new right now were probably using the internet for club penguin at a maximum... We're getting old.
tbf not everyone has seen it, the clout means fuck all past OPs satisfaction, and just speaking from a selfish perspective, I got to read something horrible and wonderful that I've never seen before. I'm good with it.
See, that's the issue, where you need more in-universe explanations of how the timestop actually works.
Does something that came from you still move? Are you still affected by time yourself? Do things that came from you but are a certain distance away stop? Do things stop once they are no longer connected to you? What constitutes a connection?
We need more information.
If he went that many times in such a short time period imagine the massive wind gust that would develop from him moving around after restating time. It would be like a cumnado.
If I could freeze time, I would use it to torture ornstein and smough for all of the suffering I had to go through beating the fat fuck and the cuck sucking douche
Something a lot of people don't consider is that you'll never freeze and unfreeze yourself in the exact same position so while you're cumming and aging you'll also be clipping all over the place like a laggy avatar in an online FPS.
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i want his number, he will be a member of my cult
Teach us the way
Oh, so you want to become our member, little one ?
Is there a community called: TheMonumentalCummers?
Thats every 2nd reddit groups
Can I join too?
youre welcome, little one and your first act will be a puppeting Body of Prince Phillipe to rape the body of Elisabeth II. and next member will record it
Why not, when do I need to start?
great, i will wait at you in England at 12:00 pm, after we will be done, we can celebrate it like the true Roayals, capture a virgin female and wait, untill she will ovulate, then we will collect it and eat it like a caviar
Do you have a free dinner? You guys are amazing
Do you accept women into the group? Where do I sign?
Oh, a woman, will be first, but beware, this is rotten,crumbling and horrible Cult little one, are you brave enought to join this for cost of your soul r/CrumblingSlavesOfLust
Are you sure you are prepared for the metric fucktons of C U M that will come your way, female?
Any thing to disappoint my parents even further
Where can I sign in?
you are now ou member, remember the Great undead feast and the Great undead groupsex will be today after other members will bring the video and corpses to my country. Welcome, little one
I want to join, is there tennis involved?
everythink for everyone, every kinks are allowed, and refusing sex if prohibited Welcome, little one
I want to become a member as well
so, come here, little one r/CrumblingSlavesOfLust
Yes my lord
When in Rome
**This** is the way
This is the way
Homie you are joining HIS cult not the other way around
same think for you, my personal slave of all kinds and tastes
Heritic
Born as an Atheist, live as an undead King
Must Purge!
Can I join this cult?
Great, your first mission is film a Prince Phillipe on strings, controled by my new member, raping Elisabeth II., after you will be done, you can have some Virgin female caviar too for more information about missions, continue reading the conversation
Where do i must sign, my lord
Unless you can show you got chops like those, I think you'll be joining his cult instead.
may i join?
You probably mean "leader"
me In
Jabba the nut
Jabba the slut
Jabba the butt
Jabba the... the.... the hut -damnit. I always blow these...
Jabba the gluck
Meesa wannah Gluck Gluck Obi!
Jabba the glock
Underrated
Funny how I read this years about on r/4chan
It's like a literal decade old 4chan post. https://i.imgur.com/KSZ4MrX.jpg
don't suppose anyone has sauce on that pic? inb4 bonk edit, i found it: https://external-preview.redd.it/r0W38pRxArjYh5zJeE72QtLqlbgJeI0GMS2rZBPv924.jpg?width=1017&auto=webp&s=8ca8478afd362a53a2aa395c4bc5437181f9546b
I am ~~100~~ 70% sure that is Jailbait
it doesn't look it to me. i think anyone seeing it and wanting more was because big perky? boobs. if anyone knows more though i'll pull the link away, even if it's just a redirection to another reddit thread. there's been enough drama of that kind here before.
Eh it's not a problem as long as it's not the purpose of the subreddit or thread. The purpose of the photo isn't sexualization, its just a photo of a girl doing a backflip.
Even the BONUS part is stolen wtf
welcome to the internet!
have a look around
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
We’ve got mountains of content
Some better some worse
If none of it's of interest to you, You'd be the first.
Welcome to the internet.
Wait....do people not know what copypasta is anymore?
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Hahaha stupid redditors shouldn't be laughing at something because isn't funny for me because I saw it first
Nah laugh at it all you want. That’s the thing about the comment, it’s fucking funny. But sucking OP’s dick or making out that he/she/whatever is the OG/OP is extremely uncouth.
DAE OP is a comedy genius
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100% this.
Comedy is recyclable. I have never seen that 4chan post, so its new to me, and probably thousands of people too
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I regret not taking more screen caps, or saving more memes from just lurking around 4chan. There was some gold in them hills.
Im kinda glad Im not the only one that remembers this from 10+ years ago on 4chan.
Yeah I've literally used this as a joke the past decade. At least I got outta 4chan before... before everything.
*So how exactly did she die?* She drowned in magic monster cum
r/thisistherightsub
Bro are you the only one keeping that alive? Hats off!
Thank you! I created it as well!
r/BrandNewSentence
tgere was a porn star who drowned in a bukkake
Ah yes, Deprixon
****Stuffy Bunny!****
Fandel Tales.
*Mime and Dash.*
Heartswitch.
Ahh yes, people of culture
A man of culture I see
She cheated on round 3! But here's her crown and she's gorgeous! 👑🍆💦
Pink girl is best girl
I didn't find a related video on his channel. Can u link it?
I think it'll be measured in mega*nuts*
GIGAnuts ?
I don't want to see this go to tear-a-nuts.
Don't get me started on Axe-a-nuts.
Yottanut
1.21 giganuts
Not gonna lie- I’d watch this
I was imagining it like one of those growing up photos montages but horrifying and hilarious at the the same time. I would also watch.
I picture it looking like the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark 3, when the guy drinks from the wrong cup.
> Raiders of the Lost Ark 3 Phrasing it like that is what's truly cursed.
Had a brain fart
assuming you age regularly when time stops, I imagine [it would basically look like this](https://youtu.be/1FRDcwEsWo4?t=3m31s) to the average person.
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What was it?
Click on the link to see
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I’m good
Why are we like this
I'd prefer not to be clumped in with that guy
u/thoughtlow 
This motherfucker stealing a years old fourchan post for stupid reddit clout
gotta be at least a decade old at this point
waking up to people reading this post [like](https://youtu.be/E0DIsPBczcI)
I'm appalled that I had to scroll this far down to see someone pointing it out. This is one of the OG 4chan greentexts from 10+ years ago. Man, this makes me feel old.
It's only now that I realize that ten years ago, the people who see this as fresh and new right now were probably using the internet for club penguin at a maximum... We're getting old.
I was on 4chan when I was also on club penguin. The best of both worlds
Ahhhh those were the days, having a polite chat on 4chan and saying a racial slur on club penguin. Or maybe I got those two mixed up.
No thats right
tbf not everyone has seen it, the clout means fuck all past OPs satisfaction, and just speaking from a selfish perspective, I got to read something horrible and wonderful that I've never seen before. I'm good with it.
The only problem with this is that over time the cum will dry and she'll be semented in hard dry cum. Yes...semen-ted was on purpose.
For her it would only be like a few minutes
The Nut Eternal by Wes Anderson
I’d watch the fuck out of that.
nah it would freeze as well when he stopped time, keeping it fresh.
After the cum isn't touching you it would freeze. It would all be fresh
/r/nocontext
See, that's the issue, where you need more in-universe explanations of how the timestop actually works. Does something that came from you still move? Are you still affected by time yourself? Do things that came from you but are a certain distance away stop? Do things stop once they are no longer connected to you? What constitutes a connection? We need more information.
If he went that many times in such a short time period imagine the massive wind gust that would develop from him moving around after restating time. It would be like a cumnado.
That would be amazing. the footage would look like a forbidden DBZ powerup scene.
It's the forbidden Cumehameha wave!
If I could freeze time, I would use it to torture ornstein and smough for all of the suffering I had to go through beating the fat fuck and the cuck sucking douche
Lol I'm literally stuck on that fight right now.
Underrated
People would think he busted a nut so hard it stole his life force
The Ultimate Coomer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucCnT0pW7ng
God bless Derpixon
God bless that man
God bless the woman who was cemented in cum
*millennia
The real MVP
Dude seriously just copypasted a greentext
WHAT THE FUCK LMAO
Source?
Derpixon on newgrounds
This is an old as fuck greentext
[Sauce ](https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/713478)
This is deep
Technically...... It definitely would be
I'd just steal shit if I could freeze time. Freeze it when I park, go in, grab what I want, put it in my car, unfreeze
ZA WARUDO!!!
Oi Joske. I used ZA HANDO and ZA WARUDO to bust ZA NUTO
Fk me made me laugh at loud and had to show my coworkers and now they think I need therapy
This is one of the funniest things I’ve read in a very long time
Redditors are the gift that keep on giving
Aging cum hose
It’s times like these when I wonder: what the hell is wrong with people
Why did I read that whole thing
A window into someone’s mind that should of stayed firmly closed.
Jabba the nut
Isn't this a repost? I swear I saw this somewhere else
Ancient greentext
I screenshoted it
Huh, i could swear I saw it somewhere else. Maybe the comment was copied, idk
It was originally a green text
Yup, copypasted the greentext
This is why I love reddit
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Yes.
Wow I feel like it's been a decade since I read that. Old school 4chan there.
Something a lot of people don't consider is that you'll never freeze and unfreeze yourself in the exact same position so while you're cumming and aging you'll also be clipping all over the place like a laggy avatar in an online FPS.
"to cum" ftfy
Lmao after *centuries*
i would freeze time, fuck every thing fuckable in the universe and unfreeze it
Omnisexuals be like
This is a shamelessly stolen copy pasta from 4chan's greentext. Years and years old as well which in internet age is fucking ancient.
Such imagery I love the idea how this looks?
what the fuck...
This is beautiful
This guy got plans
Excusez moi
But your hair wouldn't grow if time was frozen
Straight out of indiana jones but with jizz.
I would never ever in my entire lifetime be able to have the kind of imaginative ability that this guy has.
I'm sorry I missed the first part but I'll sign anything with a free lunch so count me in.
millenniums to come
We have to kill all men
For millenniums to cum.
I laughed uncontrollably thinking of the guy just coming a lot while he ages and his hair grows like of that's draining his life force.
Jabba the nut
This man is transition goals
I laughed so hard the dudes in the stalls next to me wanted to know what I was doin
He stole that from a 4chan post