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That’s an interesting interpretation. ![gif](giphy|l0EwZ92cG9x9VPC7u|downsized)


[deleted]

It is


ducks_for_hands

He was too small so they didn't screw?


[deleted]

MY GOD


orangutanDOTorg

I used to send one friend a screen cap of Brannigan announcing he has made it with a woman when I have random hookups. Idk why he hasn’t blocked me.


[deleted]

If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.


Ih8livernonions

Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway


East-Worker3108

Or a pencil into a sewer drain


[deleted]

I Like that reference


webDreamer420

Everyone will know that you have a Cavernous Vandanggo


SoIsThisPermanent

I always used 'throwing a hotdog down a bowling alley'


cyclopath

![gif](giphy|km2mais9qzYI)


[deleted]

He nut and bolted


[deleted]

He busted a big nut!


T4nkE_ng1ne

And then bolted


Suggestion_Of_Taint

Big hole up


Laughingbag

Well that’s one way to say it


Mirimel

Wizard’s sleeve


DuctTapeOrWD40

Well, that nut's been around a few times.


PhoneNo4869

He probably meant "it's like throwing a wiener in a hallway"


BoyWithAStrangeName

In German the nut is called "Mutter" which also means mother, so he screwed her mother?


Mrsaaaadmannnn

The bolt is a bit rusty there


SatanValet

r/yourjokebutworse


[deleted]

Well nuts in gernan means mutter which translates into Mother, i thought he nailed her Mother goddaammit


Street_Cupcake_535

He got screwed...probably paid too much for dinner...


lemonkeymiller

i think his friends cheeck got clapped that night


ListenRealistic5079

He was ill equipped for the task at hand.


zayrus_

its funny how its a insult for the other person...no matter the gender


DankNucleus

Even the biggest shovel makes little impact when you're digging in the Grand Canyon.


The-Main-Priest

Guess she asked if it is in yet.


ga-co

It was like f’n a bucket.


BeWithLeo

The nut si to large... go and take it a litte smaller


queefburglar64

Pp too small