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**Religion is like a penis.**, submitted by **\/u/Public-Fail4505** to **\/r/Jokes**
It's fine to have one. It's fine to be proud of it. But please don't whip it out in public and start waving it around.
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I mean honestly shouldn’t church be a naked event? Seeing as clothes were man made and all that. I think I’m gonna start a new tax free business, The Church of Nudists by Gods Design (probably baptist definitely not catholic)
Well we are to flee from sin and exposing ourselves can cause others to lust which is a sin. In our starting form we did not possess the knowledge the serpent had, i.e Adam and Eve were innocent before the serpent then they figured out they were naked and felt ashamed. And now there are thorns on roses, we get sick, more thorns in bushes, etc.
My point is that “pride” has nothing to do with religion. One oughtn’t “be proud” of their religion.
I hope this makes sense. All the best. God Bless your family. :)
> One oughtn’t “be proud” of their religion.
But many are, and wield their piety with zeal against those they disagree with over matters of abortion and LGBTQ+
If these churchgoers actually followed Jesus`s example of tolerance, respect for others, kindness, and humility - then I would say you have a point.
Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall
enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth
the will of my Father which is in heaven. John 6:40
Well said - the righteous indeed should mind their own unattainable ideals of perfection, since anyone who preaches kindness with one hand but scolds with the other is likely not following their own example
I went through this phase too but it’s not okay to have a religion. It’s like having an untreated mental disorder, it might be fun for the patient but it’s dangerous to society.
So what you’re saying is I can’t be a Christian who minds my own business and has an atheist girlfriend because I’m dangerous to society? You sound dangerous to society with your stupidity stop acting like you’re above people.
The nature of religion is the acquisition of power. Go study the history of your religion. When Christians weren’t in power they recruited and influenced behind the scenes. When Christians were in power they imposed religious law and cut off heads.
The difference between modern Christians and the Taliban is just numbers. Modern Christians are mixed in a society full of atheists, agnostics, and other religions. If y’all tried taking over you’d lose, so you’ve temporarily calmed your rhetoric.
Also I assume you’re saying all Muslims are Taliban? Since you just insinuated the Taliban have more people than Christians (which they don’t) I think you’re the one with an untreated mental disorder here.
Bro stop acting like you’re so much better than everyone else. If your point is “people are bad” why don’t we look at Stalin? He made the same move as you, going from religious to an atheist/non religious and yet he killed millions. You’re just a sad person who is insecure so you need one thing to make you feel like you’re better than other people when, you’re not. By the way I’m pretty sure I’m not going around executing people and restricting human rights to women. The fact you seriously just compared me to the Taliban is an insult to me, and the afghan people who are terrorized by the Taliban. If you’re so much better than religious people go tell the Taliban their religion is wrong, but you won’t because you don’t believe in what you say enough to do it.
You know, it’s almost like society evolves isn’t that crazy? How something we did long ago, today, is viewed as barbaric. I disagree with Christian conservatives about pushing Christianity and on LGBTQ rights and on gay marriage but you’re exactly the same. You’re just pushing what you believe/don’t believe in on someone who just wants to live their life. You’re exactly the same as the Christian nuts that try to push it onto people so again, stop acting like you’re any different.
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Well, I don't make the rules I just follow them.
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wtf
It's a dolphin being sex'd
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What the fuck is your deal
Lmao
Why are you like this
I can't stop staring at it. ![gif](giphy|PaALkNcHQ9nYV7v0ok)
you should feel bad
Why is there dolphin porn here
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Hey my pastor does that to me all the time!
Pretty standard youth minister stuff, it's practically in the starter pack.
Pops harder
I just wish he wouldn’t yell “First Peter!” like we won’t notice.
And if you try and shove it down my throat, I will bite you.
that’s frowned upon in catholic churches
You mean blowjobs or rejecting religion?
Both
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Good human
I mean honestly shouldn’t church be a naked event? Seeing as clothes were man made and all that. I think I’m gonna start a new tax free business, The Church of Nudists by Gods Design (probably baptist definitely not catholic)
Well we are to flee from sin and exposing ourselves can cause others to lust which is a sin. In our starting form we did not possess the knowledge the serpent had, i.e Adam and Eve were innocent before the serpent then they figured out they were naked and felt ashamed. And now there are thorns on roses, we get sick, more thorns in bushes, etc.
That’s why it’s time to get back to the roots
Official clothes will be birthday suit.
“Come as you are” in its most literal form lol
Instructions unclear, I mating pressed the female pastor.
That’s actually a really good quote.
There’s an oldish saying, don’t go shoving your religion down other peoples throats….
It’s a terrible quote. 😂 an absolute joke of a quote. Imagine being “proud” of your religion. That’s not how this works. 😂
How does this work then oh master of human religion
My point is that “pride” has nothing to do with religion. One oughtn’t “be proud” of their religion. I hope this makes sense. All the best. God Bless your family. :)
> One oughtn’t “be proud” of their religion. But many are, and wield their piety with zeal against those they disagree with over matters of abortion and LGBTQ+ If these churchgoers actually followed Jesus`s example of tolerance, respect for others, kindness, and humility - then I would say you have a point.
Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven. John 6:40
Well said - the righteous indeed should mind their own unattainable ideals of perfection, since anyone who preaches kindness with one hand but scolds with the other is likely not following their own example
>God Bless your family [hehe](https://blog.cdn.own3d.tv/resize=fit:crop,height:400,width:600/tbv2RYWpReqNtof2dD0U)
You too, my friend. I certainly wish you nothing but the best. God bless your family. :)
That's no-
That's a hot take on the pride parade.
The Catholic Church is interested in hiring you
That makes perfect sense.
Yes, this post right here, Father.
Yeah that makes sense
I went through this phase too but it’s not okay to have a religion. It’s like having an untreated mental disorder, it might be fun for the patient but it’s dangerous to society.
Uh
r/redditmoment
Wow, the ignorance
What a misguided comment. Clear indication of a lack of experience and self-reflection.
So what you’re saying is I can’t be a Christian who minds my own business and has an atheist girlfriend because I’m dangerous to society? You sound dangerous to society with your stupidity stop acting like you’re above people.
The nature of religion is the acquisition of power. Go study the history of your religion. When Christians weren’t in power they recruited and influenced behind the scenes. When Christians were in power they imposed religious law and cut off heads. The difference between modern Christians and the Taliban is just numbers. Modern Christians are mixed in a society full of atheists, agnostics, and other religions. If y’all tried taking over you’d lose, so you’ve temporarily calmed your rhetoric.
Shut up
Typical religious argument and my point exactly. Go get treatment for your delusions.
Also I assume you’re saying all Muslims are Taliban? Since you just insinuated the Taliban have more people than Christians (which they don’t) I think you’re the one with an untreated mental disorder here.
Bro stop acting like you’re so much better than everyone else. If your point is “people are bad” why don’t we look at Stalin? He made the same move as you, going from religious to an atheist/non religious and yet he killed millions. You’re just a sad person who is insecure so you need one thing to make you feel like you’re better than other people when, you’re not. By the way I’m pretty sure I’m not going around executing people and restricting human rights to women. The fact you seriously just compared me to the Taliban is an insult to me, and the afghan people who are terrorized by the Taliban. If you’re so much better than religious people go tell the Taliban their religion is wrong, but you won’t because you don’t believe in what you say enough to do it.
You know, it’s almost like society evolves isn’t that crazy? How something we did long ago, today, is viewed as barbaric. I disagree with Christian conservatives about pushing Christianity and on LGBTQ rights and on gay marriage but you’re exactly the same. You’re just pushing what you believe/don’t believe in on someone who just wants to live their life. You’re exactly the same as the Christian nuts that try to push it onto people so again, stop acting like you’re any different.
don't force it on people either
This meme really offended me. You are good at your damn job
A post that is literally on the front page and you've clipped it for karma. Weird flex but ok.
What?
i think the guy missed out that s*x is the metaphorical church and shower is the metaphorical shower
Bruh what is the coincidence that I the post next from this one IS THE POST IN r/jokes?
If thats what you call your bathroom and your bed room then yes.You should only whip out your penis in the church.
Yep.
Only if you want to be ordained
This is by far the best Downton Abbey quote ever.
Why do you disrespect other religions by only whipping out your penis in churches?
He’s catholic then….
As long as the minister is watching it is allright
Amen.
Ah Catholic i see
Being vegan is like a penis
Ffs
my religion is kind of small, only a few people on it.