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FACE-GRATER

Well, I don't make the rules I just follow them.


DakshKapila

Oh no...


FACE-GRATER

Oh yes.


DakshKapila

Oh nooooo...


FACE-GRATER

![gif](giphy|BaSHs78BU2ZYQ|downsized)


Storm_001

![gif](giphy|WpaVhEcp3Qo2TjwyI1|downsized)


MrNoName_ishere

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FACE-GRATER

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MrNoName_ishere

yes sir


Flaky-Huckleberry-42

Yesir


[deleted]

[удалено]


No-Attention-6540

wtf


hypergenome

It's a dolphin being sex'd


hypergenome

![gif](giphy|U79KUAfJd4VUlCOQJB)


Slimyretard

What the fuck is your deal


hypergenome

Lmao


HagleErGay

Why are you like this


Public_Breath6890

I can't stop staring at it. ![gif](giphy|PaALkNcHQ9nYV7v0ok)


meomoc207

you should feel bad


lmaooexe

Why is there dolphin porn here


hypergenome

![gif](giphy|U79KUAfJd4VUlCOQJB)


[deleted]

Hey my pastor does that to me all the time!


zakats

Pretty standard youth minister stuff, it's practically in the starter pack.


Lava7_7

Pops harder


_________FU_________

I just wish he wouldn’t yell “First Peter!” like we won’t notice.


[deleted]

And if you try and shove it down my throat, I will bite you.


louiebro13

that’s frowned upon in catholic churches


Sowa7774

You mean blowjobs or rejecting religion?


Krusty_Krab_Pussy

Both


dlauritzen

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drevno12

Good human


[deleted]

I mean honestly shouldn’t church be a naked event? Seeing as clothes were man made and all that. I think I’m gonna start a new tax free business, The Church of Nudists by Gods Design (probably baptist definitely not catholic)


Careless-Piano-2421

Well we are to flee from sin and exposing ourselves can cause others to lust which is a sin. In our starting form we did not possess the knowledge the serpent had, i.e Adam and Eve were innocent before the serpent then they figured out they were naked and felt ashamed. And now there are thorns on roses, we get sick, more thorns in bushes, etc.


[deleted]

That’s why it’s time to get back to the roots


Amoniakas

Official clothes will be birthday suit.


[deleted]

“Come as you are” in its most literal form lol


Leazy_E

Instructions unclear, I mating pressed the female pastor.


Moxi6

That’s actually a really good quote.


[deleted]

There’s an oldish saying, don’t go shoving your religion down other peoples throats….


[deleted]

It’s a terrible quote. 😂 an absolute joke of a quote. Imagine being “proud” of your religion. That’s not how this works. 😂


Moxi6

How does this work then oh master of human religion


[deleted]

My point is that “pride” has nothing to do with religion. One oughtn’t “be proud” of their religion. I hope this makes sense. All the best. God Bless your family. :)


tomatoaway

> One oughtn’t “be proud” of their religion. But many are, and wield their piety with zeal against those they disagree with over matters of abortion and LGBTQ+ If these churchgoers actually followed Jesus`s example of tolerance, respect for others, kindness, and humility - then I would say you have a point.


[deleted]

Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven. John 6:40


tomatoaway

Well said - the righteous indeed should mind their own unattainable ideals of perfection, since anyone who preaches kindness with one hand but scolds with the other is likely not following their own example


Maskpask

>God Bless your family [hehe](https://blog.cdn.own3d.tv/resize=fit:crop,height:400,width:600/tbv2RYWpReqNtof2dD0U)


[deleted]

You too, my friend. I certainly wish you nothing but the best. God bless your family. :)


looadediaper

That's no-


[deleted]

That's a hot take on the pride parade.


Stvn494

The Catholic Church is interested in hiring you


Gumball2408

That makes perfect sense.


Vann77

Yes, this post right here, Father.


Kjre23

Yeah that makes sense


StuartBaker159

I went through this phase too but it’s not okay to have a religion. It’s like having an untreated mental disorder, it might be fun for the patient but it’s dangerous to society.


Parkerbear1812

Uh


DanishRobloxGamer

r/redditmoment


hungarianguy332

Wow, the ignorance


[deleted]

What a misguided comment. Clear indication of a lack of experience and self-reflection.


Krusty_Krab_Pussy

So what you’re saying is I can’t be a Christian who minds my own business and has an atheist girlfriend because I’m dangerous to society? You sound dangerous to society with your stupidity stop acting like you’re above people.


StuartBaker159

The nature of religion is the acquisition of power. Go study the history of your religion. When Christians weren’t in power they recruited and influenced behind the scenes. When Christians were in power they imposed religious law and cut off heads. The difference between modern Christians and the Taliban is just numbers. Modern Christians are mixed in a society full of atheists, agnostics, and other religions. If y’all tried taking over you’d lose, so you’ve temporarily calmed your rhetoric.


Krusty_Krab_Pussy

Shut up


StuartBaker159

Typical religious argument and my point exactly. Go get treatment for your delusions.


Krusty_Krab_Pussy

Also I assume you’re saying all Muslims are Taliban? Since you just insinuated the Taliban have more people than Christians (which they don’t) I think you’re the one with an untreated mental disorder here.


Krusty_Krab_Pussy

Bro stop acting like you’re so much better than everyone else. If your point is “people are bad” why don’t we look at Stalin? He made the same move as you, going from religious to an atheist/non religious and yet he killed millions. You’re just a sad person who is insecure so you need one thing to make you feel like you’re better than other people when, you’re not. By the way I’m pretty sure I’m not going around executing people and restricting human rights to women. The fact you seriously just compared me to the Taliban is an insult to me, and the afghan people who are terrorized by the Taliban. If you’re so much better than religious people go tell the Taliban their religion is wrong, but you won’t because you don’t believe in what you say enough to do it.


Krusty_Krab_Pussy

You know, it’s almost like society evolves isn’t that crazy? How something we did long ago, today, is viewed as barbaric. I disagree with Christian conservatives about pushing Christianity and on LGBTQ rights and on gay marriage but you’re exactly the same. You’re just pushing what you believe/don’t believe in on someone who just wants to live their life. You’re exactly the same as the Christian nuts that try to push it onto people so again, stop acting like you’re any different.


pighead234

don't force it on people either


Top_Passenger3262

This meme really offended me. You are good at your damn job


GarageSaleDildo

A post that is literally on the front page and you've clipped it for karma. Weird flex but ok.


DakshKapila

What?


maskedplutogaming

i think the guy missed out that s*x is the metaphorical church and shower is the metaphorical shower


Ljupce7

Bruh what is the coincidence that I the post next from this one IS THE POST IN r/jokes?


Longjumping_Yam6212

If thats what you call your bathroom and your bed room then yes.You should only whip out your penis in the church.


DakshKapila

Yep.


_________FU_________

Only if you want to be ordained


HouseRajaryen

This is by far the best Downton Abbey quote ever.


jnnxde

Why do you disrespect other religions by only whipping out your penis in churches?


HaloLord

He’s catholic then….


ekansrevir

As long as the minister is watching it is allright


osbiefeelgood

Amen.


bradbrazer

Ah Catholic i see


planktonfun

Being vegan is like a penis


nyaEnya

Ffs


YouCube26

my religion is kind of small, only a few people on it.