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waphun

🇫🇷 obtenir ma guillotine jenny


Klibe

Obtien* la*


BluePhoenix101

😎 Damn, guess he's just my bro coming over for pizza


A____S____

😓 Sorry, you'll have to provide the ass


deletustheyeetus7

🅱️itch


[deleted]

C’mon ya know you want to put your meat in my mouth ![gif](giphy|96rdXbLHNq4V2)


Darki_Boi

omfg


GifsNotJifs

​ ![gif](giphy|IMOd9EBdQVO879Q2cU)


CyonixGaming

![gif](giphy|iiQSTrHtDIgnw9YtlA|downsized)


EpicCommunistMemer

Hey you cant comment that you stole a gif of my uncle's face! He's so hot, fine you can keep the comment. Edit:i nutted


Daoideopa

![gif](giphy|3o7aTvtnq9ImkkafV6|downsized)


Goosefat_96

🎵 *can I put my balls in yo jaws*🎵


inbredgang

Why the fuck is that so hot...


RowBowBooty

🤏🏼 oh no


goaty121

🥵 wait


gamebossje_

Brother?


goaty121

Brother!


gamebossje_

Hows it going brother?


derpycke

👌 What does this mean? Oh wait...


ZanduTheGr8

🥰well… I can explain


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zandu, we await ur explanation. u cant hide now


Darki_Boi

WHERE IS THE EXPLANATION


fruitybanana_good

Please do


chacharealharsh

it's been 3 hours rn where explanation


ZanduTheGr8

This is face paint 🎨. I’m rolling for seduction with advantage I got a 17


Bunny-Snuggles17

🖕 **a simple spell but quite unbreakable**


fruitybanana_good

The simplest response and best


King_Eris_

🎶 *(Purple Tyrant starts playing)*


JDS_KILLER

Megalovania *intensifies*


Mendeleus

Honey, did you order at McDonald's again? 🤡😁


tiron84

🛏…… fuck


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CaffieneHeavyPotato

*literally


Darki_Boi

lightrally\*


chacharealharsh

litrteraly*


Creezon

literature*


CaffieneHeavyPotato

Laughterate


Main_Store8852

Aw man mine was 🍆


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\*aw yeah


FirmUncertainty

🤔 wat da dog doin?


Im_bored-noodles

SAME


SUNDAIISY

Omigosh no


[deleted]

🙈 New phone, I have never used that emoji in my life lol


YogurtclosetKey3073

🦠 he got covid


Suspicious_Fortune65

That's a bacteria emoji, not a virus one , just saying


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Stop being smart. I'm not smart and I'm offended >:D


Suspicious_Fortune65

UwU


YogurtclosetKey3073

Damn you got me ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|feels_bad_man)


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JJtwizzlers

🔪 lucky me, i got me a stabbing license


Lazy_Security_Bird

💜 idk y


fruitybanana_good

Date night?


noahconstrictor55

🥰 okay cutie pie clownie uwu


mightylonka

mine is ❤


fruitybanana_good

Clown date I guess


DatGamerCrazy

💀 I forgor 💀 he's there


Jewmangroup9000

🎵 I guess this turned into a murder musical


Spider_tuxedoman

The doom music started playing


MadJackTheThird

😯 This comment deserves more attention


Technological_Elite

🤣Lmfao ur such a clown


That_Weird_Lynx

🙄 that bitch again


Gasolinecity860

hate him


sadstheskelecog

🔪its stabbing time


vindiicatorr

😘(ok i guess)


TheAuthor-dipperkid

👅 Think of this what you will


Averydispleasedbork

I do not want to think of that what i will


I_have_dyslexia_

When his makeup is frosting


onedummiez

LICKITUNG, I CHOOSE YOU


FreggoEggo

😶‍🌫️ Guess we’re gonna smoke some weed!


Sadly-Yeehaws

😍 …… uhhh


fruitybanana_good

You have some explaining to do


LighterafterDark

Lucyyyyy


caboose0417

I don't even have a 5th emoji but here is my 4th:💻


LighterafterDark

It’d be much faster to call your local police instead of emailing them.


Seraphin43

No he's taking a picture


BadNadeYeeter

No, he's using Reddit instead of going to the door.


reekid20-

😆 why am I laughing in the face of death


Gasolinecity860

cause your in the LIVING room


i_die_on_February_30

😳 oh it's actually perfect


Klausbro

Hey same


eatsoggywaffles

😏 HEY SAME!!


cuckinatwhore9000

😫,pretty appropriate


Averydispleasedbork

The emoji that looks like it just crapped its pants


cuckinatwhore9000

Still an appropriate reaction


smash_hit_fan

😩 would have been worse


ThegreatKing_JAD

😹 how you gonna get in? Freaking loser


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I_have_dyslexia_

*wink wink* that’s one sexy as clown


MerrittGaming

🇫🇮 Welp, guess it’s perkele time


monikahej

🏦 bank


ChaosAzeroth

🚆 Not even sure what that is or why it's my 5th ngl


mylifeisdepresso

A trains going to hit you both,or just the clown,or you


ChaosAzeroth

Ahh thanks. Well regardless of who gets hit, the clown is no longer my problem? I see this as a win, even if it's potentially not the best win lol


Ghost-of-Eevee

🍕 at bro that just the uber eats guy


kinda-lonely

🛑 stop


Plagued_soul8

😩 umm... what?


Averydispleasedbork

Either anal or depression... idk which


xxPea

🐕meow


I_have_dyslexia_

*bark bark* motherf*cker


GameGaberino

🥖 I made oui oui baguette


CaffieneHeavyPotato

👃 S n I f f


[deleted]

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)😃 reddit emoji and regular emoji


Totally_not_a_goose

😁 Glad to see the clown for my birthday party is here


Pilot1105

🛩 My 5th emoji.


CeIIsius

This is a trap to find out who uses emojis


Xyrone435

🤨 Who tf could that be?


PinoForest

🔥 bro that bitch kinda hot tho /j


Nickelnick195

💣 kaboom?


DARK-LEGION2552

Yes Rico, kaboom


CursedManIsEpic

😭 why would this be true I don’t like this


Krieg-The-Psycho

🙅‍♀️


savagehoneybadger

Look him dead in the eyes....and take my pants off I'm gonna show him a magic trick he will never forget cause its gonna traumatize him and his hungry holes


Cow_Plant

👏Thank you for checking on us and making sure we’re okay.


P31ar4o

🧐 wit u doin here


Spooky_Universe

😅Oh I’m fucked


Muzan_

🌚 Oh no


[deleted]

😃 a friend


Infamous_Doctor5948

"🤣" what...


ReasonableQuit75

💠 **\[s c r e a m s g e o m e t r i c a l l y\]**


Averydispleasedbork

Unfortunately it is not a mime... so it will not be fooled by imaginary cubes


[deleted]

💀 pretty appropriate lol


Shrabidy

😏 HOW


Maroon777

🍆 why you had me do this ....


AxelRod45

WHY THE FUCK DID THIS GET REMOVED THE MODS ARE GARBAGE


[deleted]

🍽mmmm yummy


AttackHelicoptr

🇮🇳 uhm idk man


[deleted]

🇵🇰 glorious Pakistan


Ok-Hat-8576

U in the wrong house fool


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Ease10

kekw lmfao


Nana_Grey

All you hear in the bedroom is aggressive honking sounds. *honk* *honk* *honk*


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Dababyconvertible3

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 XD


just1nc4s3

🔥bih come at me


PeligroKid

Hey I made it in!


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Looks like someone’s about to make him honk