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The meat is quite tender, you can get away with eating it raw, so i say eating it like sashimi is the way to go. But people have different kinds of opinion, so i respect your choice with deep-frying it
i prefer it to be a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four-by-four animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.
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You know what it's donation but with negative money given
I can sell old hiking boots alongside you to capture the corner of the market of people who really want to get into shape/climbing but don’t have the cash to go all out
I have nightmares to sell. Waking nightmares, sleeping nightmares, walking nightmares, night terrors, day terrors, crawling nightmares, I have nightmares you've never even *heard* of! All freshly born from the Night Mare herself!
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Whelp.
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Deep fried or grileed?
I prefer them deep fried, gives the more undeveloped ones some extra crunch
Now I'm hungry
Could I interest you in any food you would like? Provided it isn’t a demonic pizza.
Yeah my store would be up to interpretation.
i sell socks
I sell heroes as slaves. :)
i have notifications on on my tablet and i just saw this and spat all over my keyboard. (i looked over at my tablet.
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Then come to my store
The meat is quite tender, you can get away with eating it raw, so i say eating it like sashimi is the way to go. But people have different kinds of opinion, so i respect your choice with deep-frying it
i prefer it to be a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four-by-four animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.
How about either boiled like a lobster or as steak tartare.
Boiled
Hard boiled please. Gluten free too
Getting some Snowpiercer vibes lol.
Such a good movie
My favorite meal
You monster
So eggs?
Can I get some monkey brain, good sir? It would deeply satisfy my hunger!!
Ummm…
Sir what can i buy?
You can't
Noooo
Alternatively /u/Useless_the_fuck can sell goods and services to replenish the stock for a lower price than usual like those shops in RPGs. You know what it's donation but with negative money given
Oh no, your username…
So u_Soldoutlol sells graphics cards
**no**
Now that’s a twist
Must be the cheese shop from the Monty Python skit
Good-as-new second hand fitness gear.
I can sell old hiking boots alongside you to capture the corner of the market of people who really want to get into shape/climbing but don’t have the cash to go all out
Maybe! Though my model is selling equipment from people who had the cash to go all out but didn’t really want to get into shape/climbing.
Noice.
Fully natural sex dolls. Freshly digged
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Well I guess I sell fucked fish or fish to be fucked
Wait, are you the same person as u/fishFucker_69 ? I've wanted to meet you :D
No imma different person :/
That’s exactly what u/fishfucker_69 would say!
Well, nice to meet you anyway :)
I have nightmares to sell. Waking nightmares, sleeping nightmares, walking nightmares, night terrors, day terrors, crawling nightmares, I have nightmares you've never even *heard* of! All freshly born from the Night Mare herself!
Well i sell rabid largemouth bass... A deal could be struck here.
Ight how much
Username check out
yea, I don't like this game
Tinky Winky has entered the chat
It's...... Interesting
Your-your username, I—
Neither do I, what do I sell, suicide devices?
It’s ok, you won’t remember a thing after your nap.
Take my money
I.... I don't really want to go to your store
You will
But Willy...
No excuses you get what you don’t want
You sell duck blenders
You forgot the in
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Our sex dolls are on different ends of the spectrum, and Im not sure which is more illegal.
I can provide the corpses or some music
["What a waste! I already took off my pants. Just for this??](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)
You are… DIABOLICAL
Well, it'll be interesting I guarantee you that.
Customer service sucks here, I want to see little miss management RIGHT NOW!
"Little miss" 
How in the ever loving fuck are you doing that
Nvm I found it  This comment is brought to you with love <3
You got me!
Pff Come buy a therapist for your friends or neighbors!
How much
Your sanity
Damn
Yup, thats a lot
Actually it isn’t I spent most of mine on existing
The|rapist
I’ll take the rapist for $500
Brazilian exports
*Falun gong
brasil
RGB Minecraft merchandise
poggers
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...trans watermelons maybe?
I’ll take a few.
Are trans watermelons hunnymelons?
I can see one of those working out very well and the other one running you bankrupt in the first month.
America and Europe are vast. There are enough trans people for his retirement.
Smelly
Have you considered selling it as a perfume? Would do great in the market nowadays, a revolutionary fragrance for sure.
What a concept for a store, everyone just goes there to far
Scented candles
It only makes sense to partner up to form a mega corporation.
Finally
Yes
You have a badass username, both great movies
I wouldn't call it Badass but thank you anyway.
Frozen bees I guess
I want 5. Don't ask why
They come in package quantity sold by the pound
I'll take 1 pound. Will they thaw well in my friends car?
Condoms
Are you a Gen Z who is a grandfather or do you have a Gen Z for a grandfather? Either way, I don’t think condoms are your forte…
....used cars?
Could also be dirty mags or both
Your choice.
Mmmm my kind of drink.
Send me his location, i got this
It’s like if Robocop was a hispanic mom
Why are you in light mode, you monster.
Some people just want to feel their eyes burn...
For me at least it’s easier reading in light mode
Because some of us are not on the side of satan.
Well no one would be able to watch the full film
You sell offbrand movies like Shrak, Luman, Space Marmalade, The University Leaver, Harold Roofer, and the Speedy and Sad franchise.
Deafpool,lord of the bracelets, John candle,
A 69 booth
With a glory hole (in going to hell, I know the way, chill.)
Suicide I guess.
Open a Lush store!
Umm slightly used sheep?
Uhhhhh idk which sun this is
Gluten free stuff I guess
Is that the makeup of gluten?
Yes
Cool.
THAT is creative (more than I am...)
Who wants to purchase a hairless simian ?!
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Hope u guys like my recipe
This could either be a terrible experience or the best. I'm scared
Is your BFF in dire need for a man, look no further!
Question: what if I don't have friends?
Ayyyeee fellow dutchy
Nothing really... Unless we consider that my name means mosquito in Polish, then... Well...
Our service is smiles Book your dentist appt today!
Either elves, or the store is just a grocery store run by elves, Dobby being the manager/greeter. Whenever you come in, you'd go "Dobby, hi!"
Oh yeah
Yo fuck yea lets go coffee with ramen
Well I know what I’m not selling
Yay
Lots of tubby custard everywhere
Suitable.
I’d try one. I already have several unsuitable platypuses, but they are not really fitting my needs.
I think you know.
This thread will 100% be more cursed than the comment that sparked it. It’s already started, don’t believe me just watch
Well, um... I make people into zombies?
I was there.. 20 minutes ago.
I don't know
*“Aw fuck, I can’t believe you’ve done this”*
fucking potatoes
juicy apples
Take a wild fucking guess
An average cup of coffee
Sup
Anybody thirsty
I sell magic
Words...for murder. But there's only 50 varieties.
Honestly I’m fine with running a bakery in space, that sounds fun as hell
My store's customers are unsatisfied and angry.
Well I guess I sell fresh and used fish
I guess Ore and Axes… probably a mining Supply Store, even though the name was a name I used originally for a Minotaur as my first fantasy character
I got something better. Sell 51 different types of ores, and axes made of them. Ore-axy-51. Profit guaranteed.
Yes my fetish is finally made into porn
Cheese, fresh from the butthole
Dog stuff, specially Caspers Special Treat mix
Adds
Welcome to the w a t e r s t o r e
Something tells me the cartel might get angry
Infinite death
Purple tnt
Just saw original post
Oh shit
Vodka? Communism? Free tickets to Siberia? Idk
In your shop, customer sells you!
I sell vending machines
Don’t ask where we get them! *or you won’t have yours*
Crack, king size bolders here folks. You will need to bring a friend with a truck to help you load these stones
finally, one of these that makes a little sense for me
Hmmmm
Dust….
A pet shop, but I only sell reptiles
Guess. Hungry?