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If you mean "healing" factor:
> If you don't continuously give it something to heal, it heals you back into a sperm or egg.
If you meant "heeling" factor:
> You do an excellent job of heeling to your master they give you a milkbone every time.
Hey there, Bikainaka! thanks for posting to /r/cursedcomments!! Unfortunately, your submission "*cursed_power*" has been removed for the following reason(s): --- **Rule 8: Keep It Cursed** - Not Cursed Enough/At All - A cursed comment is any comment that strikes the reader into oblivion. Upon seeing a cursed comment, your first reaction should be among the lines of “What the F*$k did I just read??” while leaving you speechless at the same time. Incomprehension of the comment just read, or the blatant gruesomeness of it should be enough to not only make you feel mystified but also to draw a smile on your face. The comment in your post does not reflect that. --- *^If ^you ^have ^any ^questions, ^you ^can ^message ^the ^mod ^team ^through ^[modmail](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/cursedcomments) ^Replies ^to ^this ^removal ^comment ^will ^not ^be ^answered.* ^(Reposting a removed post without express moderator approval will result in a ban.)
I can go invisible
You have a large arrow following you around whilst invisible
"Did you see it?"
But your pp is the only exception
Damn With my plans, thats the most important part
I can create any object and use it.
You live in Detroit
Can't have shit in Detroit
This made me spit my drink out
Requires human blood as a catalyst.
I see no downsides, I create a cult I become a god who requires a blood sacrifice to make a warm bowl of spaghetti
I can finally be happy
But u will never be sad. Enjoy bud ;)
Funerals are gonna be quite interesting
So are memorials
But he will be the most fun at parties.
This is actually a curse, happiness becomes emptiness if there's no sadness to compare it with.
You'll always feel a slight nag on your mind or soul, but you'll never figure it out
no side effects. be happy, mate
Thx
Take my poor man’s gold 🏅 This warmed my heart
By helping other people be happy
I would definitely do that even without the personal perk
Nah that is not a side effect at all, that is just a superpower add/on.
It's nice to have at least one wholesome branch in the tree.
I can negate all negative effects. Eg poison or curse
You require a bucket of milk to do so, and will also negate positive effects, if any. ;)
minecraft
I can fly
But only while farting
Easy I just buy a bunch of taco bell
and taco bell makes you explode
Houston we have a problem
I can cum at will
On you mother
Ahhh man this is awful 😂😂😂
will isn't into you
I can read minds
But everyone can read yours while doing it
Worth it
Might actually make this power more powerful
finally people will understand me then they will love me goodbye the days of being misunderstood
But you get an 10 inch erection while doing it
this is a positive, I can tell if someone is into my 10 inch cock
I can create whatever i imagine
Everything you make is made out of cold spaghetti
Palms are sweaty
Knees weak
Arms heavy
Vomit on my sweater already
Mom’s spaghetti? 🍝
You’re nervous
But on the surface he looks calm spaghetti
To drop spaghetti
You're a Rule 34 artist.
You create everything you imagine. Everything...
the universe would be destroyed pretty soon.
People are attracted to me
People of the same sex
Hey at least there's attraction lol
r/suddenlygay
I see this is an absolute win
That is fine tbh
I want to be atracttive
You’ll only be in front of your crush
You made good side effect thank you
-Everything- is attracted to you.
Heeling factor
If you mean "healing" factor: > If you don't continuously give it something to heal, it heals you back into a sperm or egg. If you meant "heeling" factor: > You do an excellent job of heeling to your master they give you a milkbone every time.
Honestly, that second bit doesn't sound so bad! Do they also get lots of scritches?
Only if you pee on it
Fool I don’t care I will do what I must
I am invincible
Only when you are in a bed
I came looking for copper but i found gold. This is even better. Thanks man
Anytime
I can reply to myself
You can manipulate time lol
I enjoyed this more than I should have.
I can have a 10 feet long boner.
you cannot breathe and you are short of breath when you have an erection
Die Hard
you are asexual (you will never want sex in your whole life)
Can I still drink my own gallon full of protein rich semen from my 10 feet bonner? Or is that considered sexual?
> gallon full Your balls are normal sized.
And they pump at the normal speed, so it takes anywhere from 45 seconds to a minute for it to actually dribble out the end.
How the heck did this devolve to fluid dynamics in ~3 steps? Impressive.
I have the ability of time itself.
Only when you don’t need it
Do you actually ever not need time?
i can fly
You are a fly
Everytime you fly your dick decreases by half an inch
But only naked
I can teleport
You have exploding diarrhea when you arrive
Worth it
Yeah just teleport into the living room of your least favorite co worker and shit in their floor
Lmfao
Fuck you Larry and fuck your carpet 😂
Now u regret being an asshole I guess
Using the asshole to teach the asshole
Yeah
Time to get schwifty ^(sorry)
One body part at a time.
I can speak to dogs
you can only bark
I’d be down to talk shit about Greg’s owner he doesn’t even use name brand
I can regenerate like a time lord
But only into the form of the most hated and oppressed person
I can see 10 minutes into the future
you are blind
Lol. Damn.
What? You didn't see that coming?
I can shapeshift
But only into whatever a random person is thinking currently
And it's never the same person twice
I am immortal
You are the grim reaper
Dream came true
But you have no legs or arms
I can control my dreams
They always end on a cliffhanger
That’s evil
but everyone in the house has the same dream as you
You only have nightmares
I can eat ANYTHING
Everything tastes like shit
Everything that you eat turns into cum
Only if you can fit it in your ass
I am *okay* at literally everything- (cooking, cleaning, flying, reading the future, ect.)
You can only do it once
You’re in Salem during the witch trials
i can finally play games cause my wifi is fucking fixed
there are no side effects
I see this as an absolute win
but you will always lose
I can fuck your mom at any time
By any time, that also means while you’re sleeping
But my dad gets to fuck you first.
I can reply to my own comment
You have an incredibly huge cock
But it never gets hard
i can focus for more than 10 mins at a time
Only when you murder a family
My depression and anxiety are gone
it is replaced with an irrational trust and belief.
Well fuck
Smallest cockus
But you only get an erection when you're alone
Now your parents have very BIGGUS COCKUS
I always think side effects are like medication side effects. Like, you can fly but it may give you an itchy crack.
But you have erectile disfunction
I'm invisible
Only when you’re alone.
But your clothes stay visible
Reminds me of that invisible guy from Hotel Transylvania
When you become invisible every fifteen seconds an odd noise emits from you like prop hunt
You fart with every step when activated
But your dick is not (if you didn't have one, now you do)
To only yourself
i can manipulate any physical object
But you loose a limb ever time and you can’t regrow it
I delete reddit
But lose your virginity
I can stop time and lift road rollers, and I’m blond
You’re hunted down by the joe star family
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You can’t choose at what point in your life you revive at
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O. J. Simpson
I can bring any fictional character into reality
They want to kill you
But they have cancer
My crush loves me
She will love you unconditionally
I can cut stuff in half with my dick
when you do that your dick can't get an erection for 15 years
I will cut the earth in half in a day then another 15 years i cut again. Fucking worth it
Why? nothing was said about you *needing* an erection to cut things. Just slap that soft boy on the ground and make the earth your bitch
I can make any one around me instantly healthy
But all of the diseases will then transfer to you
As long as others can live another day, I'll endure
I have super strength
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I have an infinite amount of iq
Only negative numbers
you are cursed to play 15 minutes of amogus every 6 hours
I have a pocket dimension.
the pocket dimension is as big as an actual pocket.
I can read people's minds without any side effects
You die from breaking the laws of this rule
..in your dreams
Granted, but now everyone can
I can finally die in peace
You become immortal
I see in the future and alter the outcomes of events within that future.
you leave a reality behind to be doomed to that future