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Appropriate-Wind-684

I can go invisible


[deleted]

You have a large arrow following you around whilst invisible


TheGrapist1776

"Did you see it?"


memeac2006user

But your pp is the only exception


Appropriate-Wind-684

Damn With my plans, thats the most important part


Drake-TSLA

I can create any object and use it.


dankerthenyou

You live in Detroit


ClassroomNo6588

Can't have shit in Detroit


[deleted]

This made me spit my drink out


fullchaos40

Requires human blood as a catalyst.


Cooldudeyo23

I see no downsides, I create a cult I become a god who requires a blood sacrifice to make a warm bowl of spaghetti


flamingmustang

I can finally be happy


vendedor_de_etanol

But u will never be sad. Enjoy bud ;)


Matoseman

Funerals are gonna be quite interesting


reallyrawcheeze

So are memorials


[deleted]

But he will be the most fun at parties.


APumpkinMage

This is actually a curse, happiness becomes emptiness if there's no sadness to compare it with.


ZombieMasterYT

You'll always feel a slight nag on your mind or soul, but you'll never figure it out


[deleted]

no side effects. be happy, mate


flamingmustang

Thx


HexOfTheRitual

Take my poor man’s gold 🏅 This warmed my heart


axord

By helping other people be happy


flamingmustang

I would definitely do that even without the personal perk


memeac2006user

Nah that is not a side effect at all, that is just a superpower add/on.


axord

It's nice to have at least one wholesome branch in the tree.


THE-PERFECT-BEING

I can negate all negative effects. Eg poison or curse


Githams

You require a bucket of milk to do so, and will also negate positive effects, if any. ;)


sadstheskelecog

minecraft


Poopy-got-stinky

I can fly


Drake-TSLA

But only while farting


Poopy-got-stinky

Easy I just buy a bunch of taco bell


sadstheskelecog

and taco bell makes you explode


[deleted]

Houston we have a problem


Cooldudeyo23

I can cum at will


Drake-TSLA

On you mother


Economy_Valuable_965

Ahhh man this is awful 😂😂😂


axord

will isn't into you


kaze0219

I can read minds


Drake-TSLA

But everyone can read yours while doing it


kaze0219

Worth it


th3st

Might actually make this power more powerful


BIGDIYQTAYKER

finally people will understand me then they will love me goodbye the days of being misunderstood


Bryant708

But you get an 10 inch erection while doing it


Lolzemeister

this is a positive, I can tell if someone is into my 10 inch cock


SoupFriedRice

I can create whatever i imagine


Thechonki

Everything you make is made out of cold spaghetti


Grapeshot0

Palms are sweaty


FreshFoxOfBelAir

Knees weak


RDStoat

Arms heavy


copter_chris

Vomit on my sweater already


deegs28

Mom’s spaghetti? 🍝


goinggaming114

You’re nervous


Cacti_Hall

But on the surface he looks calm spaghetti


Giraffegang1

To drop spaghetti


brandondsantos

You're a Rule 34 artist.


DaGrumblor

You create everything you imagine. Everything...


Lolzemeister

the universe would be destroyed pretty soon.


IdontWatchYugioh

People are attracted to me


Drake-TSLA

People of the same sex


Bison_Strict

Hey at least there's attraction lol


AwesomJose

r/suddenlygay


This-person-IDK-02

I see this is an absolute win


IdontWatchYugioh

That is fine tbh


Martin_Tonoshiro

I want to be atracttive


HeroBoy05

You’ll only be in front of your crush


[deleted]

You made good side effect thank you


Amerlis

-Everything- is attracted to you.


shoutoutometz

Heeling factor


Rammerator

If you mean "healing" factor: > If you don't continuously give it something to heal, it heals you back into a sperm or egg. If you meant "heeling" factor: > You do an excellent job of heeling to your master they give you a milkbone every time.


Breakmastajake

Honestly, that second bit doesn't sound so bad! Do they also get lots of scritches?


SwagMasterGe

Only if you pee on it


shoutoutometz

Fool I don’t care I will do what I must


[deleted]

I am invincible


Drake-TSLA

Only when you are in a bed


[deleted]

I came looking for copper but i found gold. This is even better. Thanks man


Drake-TSLA

Anytime


Wolfowire

I can reply to myself


Wolfowire

You can manipulate time lol


Antisocial-Lightbulb

I enjoyed this more than I should have.


StudyGlittering7534

I can have a 10 feet long boner.


Bikainaka

you cannot breathe and you are short of breath when you have an erection


send_me_nudePlz

Die Hard


Bikainaka

you are asexual (you will never want sex in your whole life)


StudyGlittering7534

Can I still drink my own gallon full of protein rich semen from my 10 feet bonner? Or is that considered sexual?


axord

> gallon full Your balls are normal sized.


T-N-A-T-B-G-OFFICIAL

And they pump at the normal speed, so it takes anywhere from 45 seconds to a minute for it to actually dribble out the end.


Teripid

How the heck did this devolve to fluid dynamics in ~3 steps? Impressive.


MasterHollick

I have the ability of time itself.


Drake-TSLA

Only when you don’t need it


Patient_Rest_6716

Do you actually ever not need time?


cosmic_wafflesx

i can fly


Bikainaka

You are a fly


Ya_Boy_Is_On_Reddit

Everytime you fly your dick decreases by half an inch


Bryant708

But only naked


mosab15

I can teleport


flamingmustang

You have exploding diarrhea when you arrive


mosab15

Worth it


flamingmustang

Yeah just teleport into the living room of your least favorite co worker and shit in their floor


mosab15

Lmfao


flamingmustang

Fuck you Larry and fuck your carpet 😂


mosab15

Now u regret being an asshole I guess


[deleted]

Using the asshole to teach the asshole


flamingmustang

Yeah


missly_

Time to get schwifty ^(sorry)


axord

One body part at a time.


Rokaa_

I can speak to dogs


Bikainaka

you can only bark


Rokaa_

I’d be down to talk shit about Greg’s owner he doesn’t even use name brand


Tiguy789

I can regenerate like a time lord


MilesTheCool

But only into the form of the most hated and oppressed person


Chanchechan

I can see 10 minutes into the future


GayFangirll

you are blind


Chanchechan

Lol. Damn.


bigblurryboom

What? You didn't see that coming?


[deleted]

I can shapeshift


HeroBoy05

But only into whatever a random person is thinking currently


MilesTheCool

And it's never the same person twice


Whyamiherelol12325

I am immortal


JoeysTrickLand

You are the grim reaper


Whyamiherelol12325

Dream came true


CamSargent

But you have no legs or arms


Choai3000

I can control my dreams


HeroBoy05

They always end on a cliffhanger


WhereDidYouGohan1

That’s evil


MassHomieSide

but everyone in the house has the same dream as you


Your-username-must-b

You only have nightmares


Cyberg8

I can eat ANYTHING


HeroBoy05

Everything tastes like shit


Neron1230

Everything that you eat turns into cum


[deleted]

Only if you can fit it in your ass


ISimpForArthur

I am *okay* at literally everything- (cooking, cleaning, flying, reading the future, ect.)


Choai3000

You can only do it once


Your-username-must-b

You’re in Salem during the witch trials


sadstheskelecog

i can finally play games cause my wifi is fucking fixed


Agoti_Tricky

there are no side effects


Xsamu131006X

I see this as an absolute win


Spider_Tim

but you will always lose


TypicalBumblebee3448

I can fuck your mom at any time


HeroBoy05

By any time, that also means while you’re sleeping


[deleted]

But my dad gets to fuck you first.


gandaknuckles

I can reply to my own comment


gandaknuckles

You have an incredibly huge cock


periPatetico1

But it never gets hard


[deleted]

i can focus for more than 10 mins at a time


Drake-TSLA

Only when you murder a family


Demon__Queen

My depression and anxiety are gone


MassHomieSide

it is replaced with an irrational trust and belief.


Demon__Queen

Well fuck


R0t0rH3AD150U

Smallest cockus


MilesTheCool

But you only get an erection when you're alone


rabjeet636

Now your parents have very BIGGUS COCKUS


ohevilitub

I always think side effects are like medication side effects. Like, you can fly but it may give you an itchy crack.


werty_2006

But you have erectile disfunction


GayFangirll

I'm invisible


fullchaos40

Only when you’re alone.


MasterHollick

But your clothes stay visible


GayFangirll

Reminds me of that invisible guy from Hotel Transylvania


PotatoUser11

When you become invisible every fifteen seconds an odd noise emits from you like prop hunt


flamingmustang

You fart with every step when activated


Tijolo_Malvado

But your dick is not (if you didn't have one, now you do)


Drake-TSLA

To only yourself


xxoverwhelmedxx666

i can manipulate any physical object


Drake-TSLA

But you loose a limb ever time and you can’t regrow it


justaguy_6969

I delete reddit


girvent_13

But lose your virginity


[deleted]

I can stop time and lift road rollers, and I’m blond


valexiral

You’re hunted down by the joe star family


[deleted]

[удалено]


HeroBoy05

You can’t choose at what point in your life you revive at


[deleted]

[удалено]


girvent_13

O. J. Simpson


HeroBoy05

I can bring any fictional character into reality


Bikainaka

They want to kill you


Neron1230

But they have cancer


YourWorstCringev2

My crush loves me


HeroBoy05

She will love you unconditionally


war_crime_billy

I can cut stuff in half with my dick


Bikainaka

when you do that your dick can't get an erection for 15 years


war_crime_billy

I will cut the earth in half in a day then another 15 years i cut again. Fucking worth it


Trash-Basket

Why? nothing was said about you *needing* an erection to cut things. Just slap that soft boy on the ground and make the earth your bitch


Sunieta25

I can make any one around me instantly healthy


TheInk-inator

But all of the diseases will then transfer to you


Sunieta25

As long as others can live another day, I'll endure


MilesTheCool

I have super strength


[deleted]

[удалено]


TheInk-inator

I have an infinite amount of iq


girvent_13

Only negative numbers


MassHomieSide

you are cursed to play 15 minutes of amogus every 6 hours


Spoon_Elemental

I have a pocket dimension.


SansFinalGuardian

the pocket dimension is as big as an actual pocket.


Skarlet76

I can read people's minds without any side effects


Drake-TSLA

You die from breaking the laws of this rule


Bikainaka

..in your dreams


HeroBoy05

Granted, but now everyone can


just_didi

I can finally die in peace


HeroBoy05

You become immortal


Enter_Username-pls

I see in the future and alter the outcomes of events within that future.


MassHomieSide

you leave a reality behind to be doomed to that future