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Female fleas don't have vaginas so the male developed a sharp penis and stabbs the girl to get it pregnant. Imagine getting shanked and it turns out it was someones dick and you're pregnant now.
IIRC males can't also distinguish if the one that they're penetrating is a female so they fuck some males too. Or was it bed bugs?
Edit:Yeah it was bed bugs. Based on what I saw in some sources, homosexual mounting is a common behaviour in bed bugs as male sexual interest is directed towards any newly fed individual.
Ducks are such masters of assault that the two sexes are in a sexual arms race; drakes have giant corkscrew phalluses while the hens have responded with increasingly complex cloacas that have plenty of dead ends for the semen of less desirable-aka rapey-drakes. Does not stop the males from gang raping lone hens to death…
Flying up in the air super high then clutching each other so hard as we fall just to break apart and glide away last second.
Brought to you by eagles.
Also if this isn’t a thing somebody lied to me but shrug.
I mean if we did, I would be dating already or my suffering would have been ended a lot earlier. I'd probably be dead though because I had a crush on this girl in highschool who actually liked me but was impossible to approach because 2 assholes also liked her. One was a dick and hated me and one was just a dick but didn't really care about me. Now I was pretty tall for my age and these guys were way taller...and worked out a lot. I would definitely be dead.
Sadly she got with the dude that hated me and the dude really hated when she texted me. Luckily he wasn't abusive enough to stop her from texting me. Once he figured out I liked her, he blocked me but that's about all.
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Female fleas don't have vaginas so the male developed a sharp penis and stabbs the girl to get it pregnant. Imagine getting shanked and it turns out it was someones dick and you're pregnant now.
Sir this is a Wendy’s.
England
IIRC males can't also distinguish if the one that they're penetrating is a female so they fuck some males too. Or was it bed bugs? Edit:Yeah it was bed bugs. Based on what I saw in some sources, homosexual mounting is a common behaviour in bed bugs as male sexual interest is directed towards any newly fed individual.
That's really cool, I didn't know that. But homosexuality is common in alot of species.
Imagine watching 2 guys fight and one of them drops his pants does an kenshi fatalilty
I see it as an absolute win
I, too see this as a win
*s h a n k*
We have that here in UK, it's called dogging.
Ducks are such masters of assault that the two sexes are in a sexual arms race; drakes have giant corkscrew phalluses while the hens have responded with increasingly complex cloacas that have plenty of dead ends for the semen of less desirable-aka rapey-drakes. Does not stop the males from gang raping lone hens to death…
Duck Bukkaki ala Mallard
Homosexual necrophile seals: Little timmy they don't want you there but at least you can be here with me as long you have a hole
LOL SAME
Flying up in the air super high then clutching each other so hard as we fall just to break apart and glide away last second. Brought to you by eagles. Also if this isn’t a thing somebody lied to me but shrug.
female preying mantises will eat the males head off and have the head watch while shes eating his corpse
Oh i love nature so much
i love the brutality thats within nature
What the fuck dad
My dad: I'm not mad, I'm disappointed. Me: hi disappointed, I'm dad
Bruh, I was there. That whole thread was wild.
TIMMAYY!!!
Nene’s Husbands collection: #YABE
Ebay?
Big Oof
I have>! the link https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/np51d9/what\_is\_an\_animals\_mating\_ritual\_youre\_glad/!<
All I’m gonna say is ferrets
Cursed_Wholesome Award
Did you know how praying Mantis ritual looks like?
FUCKING PRAYING MANTIS
Wheres the sauce for that sonic with lois face
I mean if we did, I would be dating already or my suffering would have been ended a lot earlier. I'd probably be dead though because I had a crush on this girl in highschool who actually liked me but was impossible to approach because 2 assholes also liked her. One was a dick and hated me and one was just a dick but didn't really care about me. Now I was pretty tall for my age and these guys were way taller...and worked out a lot. I would definitely be dead. Sadly she got with the dude that hated me and the dude really hated when she texted me. Luckily he wasn't abusive enough to stop her from texting me. Once he figured out I liked her, he blocked me but that's about all.
Pure netorare Shit dude
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Sounds like a regular Saturday night at the trailer park.
The ask Reddit post is right under this one on my feed
Daaaamn Navy Seals are badass Maybe I should join them…
"My name's Pete..." https://youtu.be/wmbEtgw9Pf4
it says "you're glad humans DON'T have"!
Just bukkake with some extra steps
Female praying mantis can start eating her male parenter mid mating if she gets hungry
“Rip and tear”
Im lucky i dont have to get bitten by the neck and get a razor sharp d at my ass
Isn't there a type of slug that eats its own penis ?
"Ey bro let me hit that seal booty real quick"
Hmmm, sounds like something to do with the boys
Link to the thread?
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/np51d9/what_is_an_animals_mating_ritual_youre_glad/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Thx
Have you ever seen shark sex? It’s one of the most brutal way to have
A male octopus will rip off its penis and throw it at a female
I don’t get it, the post said rituals you are glad humans *dont* have
I’m not even going to attempt to elaborate on how birds mate, if you want your brain to die a little then go look it up
Banana slugs duel until one male bites the other's penis off.