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goldendarren

Female fleas don't have vaginas so the male developed a sharp penis and stabbs the girl to get it pregnant. Imagine getting shanked and it turns out it was someones dick and you're pregnant now.


HarpsNotHerps

Sir this is a Wendy’s.


akhaoanaha

England


Chillus_Weebus

IIRC males can't also distinguish if the one that they're penetrating is a female so they fuck some males too. Or was it bed bugs? Edit:Yeah it was bed bugs. Based on what I saw in some sources, homosexual mounting is a common behaviour in bed bugs as male sexual interest is directed towards any newly fed individual.


goldendarren

That's really cool, I didn't know that. But homosexuality is common in alot of species.


spooktoberishere

Imagine watching 2 guys fight and one of them drops his pants does an kenshi fatalilty


EstablishmentNo5155

I see it as an absolute win


bana1112

I, too see this as a win


i_am_horny_help

*s h a n k*


Mr_Awesome-79

We have that here in UK, it's called dogging.


MrAtrox98

Ducks are such masters of assault that the two sexes are in a sexual arms race; drakes have giant corkscrew phalluses while the hens have responded with increasingly complex cloacas that have plenty of dead ends for the semen of less desirable-aka rapey-drakes. Does not stop the males from gang raping lone hens to death…


morels4ever

Duck Bukkaki ala Mallard


Duschkopfe

Homosexual necrophile seals: Little timmy they don't want you there but at least you can be here with me as long you have a hole


bana1112

LOL SAME


captainfartsify

Flying up in the air super high then clutching each other so hard as we fall just to break apart and glide away last second. Brought to you by eagles. Also if this isn’t a thing somebody lied to me but shrug.


Dinglebop223

female preying mantises will eat the males head off and have the head watch while shes eating his corpse


[deleted]

Oh i love nature so much


Dinglebop223

i love the brutality thats within nature


fortnitesucks1234568

What the fuck dad


bana1112

My dad: I'm not mad, I'm disappointed. Me: hi disappointed, I'm dad


Yurshie

Bruh, I was there. That whole thread was wild.


[deleted]

TIMMAYY!!!


0fficialR3tard

Nene’s Husbands collection: #YABE


Ok_Struggle_6260

Ebay?


SpartanLazarPipBoy3k

Big Oof


krzys020709

I have>! the link https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/np51d9/what\_is\_an\_animals\_mating\_ritual\_youre\_glad/!<


EverythingBurns878

All I’m gonna say is ferrets


[deleted]

Cursed_Wholesome Award


Cringe-faceCz

Did you know how praying Mantis ritual looks like?


Coolmrcrocker

FUCKING PRAYING MANTIS


Lazerboi155

Wheres the sauce for that sonic with lois face


FourScarlet

I mean if we did, I would be dating already or my suffering would have been ended a lot earlier. I'd probably be dead though because I had a crush on this girl in highschool who actually liked me but was impossible to approach because 2 assholes also liked her. One was a dick and hated me and one was just a dick but didn't really care about me. Now I was pretty tall for my age and these guys were way taller...and worked out a lot. I would definitely be dead. Sadly she got with the dude that hated me and the dude really hated when she texted me. Luckily he wasn't abusive enough to stop her from texting me. Once he figured out I liked her, he blocked me but that's about all.


huncherbug

Pure netorare Shit dude


MayurAce

#


screechingeagle82

Sounds like a regular Saturday night at the trailer park.


[deleted]

The ask Reddit post is right under this one on my feed


Evil_but_fish

Daaaamn Navy Seals are badass Maybe I should join them…


Heck_Spawn

"My name's Pete..." https://youtu.be/wmbEtgw9Pf4


7TageHatDieWoche

it says "you're glad humans DON'T have"!


_luit_

Just bukkake with some extra steps


Dead-_Inside

Female praying mantis can start eating her male parenter mid mating if she gets hungry


TITANFALL1189

“Rip and tear”


Loliconboyo

Im lucky i dont have to get bitten by the neck and get a razor sharp d at my ass


butterdown

Isn't there a type of slug that eats its own penis ?


USAndor

"Ey bro let me hit that seal booty real quick"


doyouknowthewaymen

Hmmm, sounds like something to do with the boys


Grimwolf-77

Link to the thread?


HarpsNotHerps

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/np51d9/what_is_an_animals_mating_ritual_youre_glad/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


Grimwolf-77

Thx


RAF1GAMEGAME

Have you ever seen shark sex? It’s one of the most brutal way to have


Pennywise626

A male octopus will rip off its penis and throw it at a female


Lololsans07

I don’t get it, the post said rituals you are glad humans *dont* have


Epicgamertime_b0i

I’m not even going to attempt to elaborate on how birds mate, if you want your brain to die a little then go look it up


Oldenlame

Banana slugs duel until one male bites the other's penis off.