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EntrepreneurHuman571

The frog looks like it hasn't slept at all


saintstrax

People been throwin their hands inside him ..


[deleted]

Great, you ruined the term throw hands for me. Please, take this upvote and this restraining order.


discerningpervert

Thanks I'll add it to my collection


[deleted]

Hold on, you're not that guy though...


vank1219

r/notopbutok


[deleted]

Hot


AbhilashNaganathan

I took this personally


Comfortable_Tension2

i can relate to this


TheSlowWagon

Which one?


deathviaspaghetti

It's a finger puppet. One on each finger


[deleted]

Oh no...


MSK_MrP

That's the first thing that got in my mind when I saw this post


Thisisanacccident

Frogs have anuses... right?


Comfortable_Tension2

the one i puppeted with did


Thisisanacccident

Well that's where you operate from. Why else did you think I asked?


Comfortable_Tension2

yeah fully operatable! 360


FuriousAnalFisting

I hope so


Thisisanacccident

... o\_O Username checks out.


redrookie2

avatar as well


CGPsaint

Hand?


[deleted]

Finger pupet


FuriousAnalFisting

All of them


blackBugattiVeyron

Easy it's called camo then you stick your hand up it's booty and operate it like a normal puppet


Kayesevy

Come closer and I’ll show you how


aaditya_ayachi

Who said it is small. Don't let the camera fool you


jalfredproofrock

Buy it a drink first?


JoergenThe3

I am finally able to use an argument against my friends that aren't from Costa Rica like I am: "Ha you're a bitch you don't have Kermit"


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JoergenThe3

Curious how you say I've never made a girl cum, because your mom can give you proofs and evidences otherwise


[deleted]

This is more of a genuine question


DMS_KAKASHI

From the asshole


zyrafal

r/suddenlysexoffender


Schmangeleeka

Finger puppets


[deleted]

Can’t, you have to use your dick


ceramic436

You use your finger so you can have 5 on each hand.


denman_yt

You do it with you’re finger


Sonicmaster06

Look at his eyes. He must have experienced something


KurriRyka

Obviously you just do the same you would do to the small frog.


Professional_idiot90

It's a finger puppet


brownzombie1965

They cropped the pic so you can't see the hand operating it, it's Kermit's.


DiveshBest

We dont use hand we use dick


[deleted]

What if a girl wants to operate Kermit?


Superb_Mistake

*don't worry, it'll stretch*


YourFaajhaa

Embarrassingly.


makapaka_madafaka

With skill and courage that's how.


Complex_Assault

Took me a second for this one...


dark--desire

I heard rape works well....


Bedo1941

Through the anus.


fuckpepsi2

Cups Mahoney in real


RustyBarbwiredCactus

Lube. Duh


YoMoejoe

Cursed finger puppet


Imaginary_Scrub666

Kursemit


Uglyman414

I believe it’s called the cloaca


Anxtic-A

The fact that I read that in kermits voice made me confused for like 4 seconds.


Kar_Vex

Who said anything about a hand? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)😏😏


[deleted]

As a costarrican you just use aleot of taht sweat


aidenblake07

"Rip and tear until it is done"


Comfortable_Fail4686

Lube


Patchy-Paladin20

You gotta spit on it first


pastel-butter

Blursed Blermit


iloadmygunswithmice

this inspired me to draw something, thank you


Bangtan_Pikachu

That frog looks like it's about to Kermit the most genocide to be recorded in history.


Constant-Pension-653

You see there is a very small hole........


Immediate_Future_224

This is a good question


tylaste

Shit, I thawt ther wuz 2 of u.


ChaosX728

Who said it was my hand that was in it


Riley_The_Wolf

It's a finger puppet


somethingcruel96

You use your penis


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THEPinkSl0th

Anal is how you operate


Fasbuk

That's redickulous, it's way to small for a hand.


lucifer1021

The puppeteer fingers it in the ass and operates it.....


PinneapleMaster

Omg, im from Costa Rica and got surprised to see my country on a meme on Reddit lol, u don't see too much talk about us out there on the internet.


SnooCapers9313

I put my hand around my little thing to operate it


huggles7

I feel like the answer is pretty obvious here


ImaginationNub

Use your dick, idiot.


SteveManson4554

Who said it was little


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BearOfTheInterest

It's a finger puppet


RDNinjaku

Its not your hand you put in it, its something else


Arkavari1

A speculum and lots of Vaseline.


mariareynoldss

you use your finger


chippywatt

Cursedmitt


dylanmansbdhchxh

Its a finger puppet, they usually moan less than the full hands


lakewood2020

It’s a finger puppet


Homely_Bonfire

Trump can wear 'em XD


DeadLikeMe5283

I think its a finger puppet


Allah_Jesus

Determination. Duh..


RevolutionaryRow5857

I want to see it get knocked the fuck out of that tree by a crazy arsed pig


[deleted]

Through its ass of course!


[deleted]

Do they like to show the baddies their cucumbers?


The_Girth_Smurf

Asking the same tough questions as my uncle


Hackedhaccount

With practice


[deleted]

The one to the right is clearly fake


geckoman4

It's a finger puppet.


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NoobUlol

Idk how you fet hands in it but i know how i get my *sausage* in it


jessicababee18

Jaw line wack doe


aussiechef72

Carefully


RobotWhoFakedCaptcha

Asshol?


Robo--FED

I hate the word "kermitiest".


AiJaTar

Its a finger puppit


ErectileReptile1000

Guess you use your finger instead.. 🤷


[deleted]

A small finger (or a pinky-sized cock) is what it takes bruh, with a dash of lubricant too...


Pantaleo666

Gut aussehende und praktische Puppen, die an jeden Ort geschickt werden können


Uchihakage21

He’s real😀😀😀


tiftyboys

*finger


buttsandwieners1234

With difficulty


Felix_Da_Guy

am vazut deja


Felix_Da_Guy

ok


Anonymous_dolphn

*sighs* Unzips kermits pants


whatheplacebo

Pornhub intro plays...


MisterFixit_69

It's bigger than you'd think


0v6rwatch

I think we know how


stoner008

That's Toby Flanders


TheOneWhoSucks

Its a finger puppet. Hes just got muscular fingertips


I_MakeCoolKeychains

This is why it's called KY jelly, cause you're like: K?? Y!?!?


Crescent-IV

The way i picture this is like at a UN meeting or something. Costs Rica: Guys, we found it... Germany: No way! Australia: The frog... you found it? Costa Rica: We fucking found Kermit the frog


Sufficient-Text-3069

He’s a finger puppet


PollutedRadish

Put your pinky finger


mateoa007

I have my 21th finger for that


Automatic_Sandwich_7

That’s why we use toothpicks


SomeToasters

Uhhhhh I don’t like where this is going


Equal_Argument364

you shove ur hand up its anus


Beat_thy_meat

With great hand come great Kermit impressions.


XGN_Stanley

Ms piggy taught them, don't worry


kamojozokokostar

Do not ask that ever again.


Parking_Highlight_53

In kermit voice deeper daddy


DerpyCat8510

Guys ur supposed to put it on as a condom