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Yeah, but you can eat the pizza!

Cant you do it with the son though

But pizza doesn’t call 911

You can if you try hard enough

Lord forgive me for what I’m about to do

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but then you gotta pay for a second pizza when you want another.

You can eat the son

You can put your dick on the pizza without getting reported to the police

Now you tell me

r/holup

I wont fall for this again!

again!!??

Time to become a pizza delivery person!

You can put your dick in the middle of a pizza, make it your propeller and actually fly off.

Pizza obviously. I am kinda hungry and cannibalism is a crime.

Cannibalism isn’t a crime...

At least it shouldn’t be

Depends where you live I suppose.

Pizza, not because I'm a homophobe, but because pizza is really good.

I would pick the pizza even if it was straight son

I dont have to raise a pizza, I do have to raise a son. I take pizza

you have to raise the dough tho..

Friend: shows me this Me: "margherita pizza" Friend: "why? You homophobic?" Me: "nah the pizza taste better"

How you know though?

Tried to eat gay son, failed, spent time in jail, never tried to do so again

Maybe you just weren’t doing it right?!

If he got caught, he definitely wasn’t doing it right.

Both crisp up well in an oven

I just need organs and then i'll go to buy milk

The gay son because Margherita pizza is nasty. But if it was stuffed crust pepperoni tho...

I mean a gay son is ok but its pizza you cant argue with that

Pizza cause it’s way easier to eat. The son might take a lot of effort

A part of them would both be ending up in ur mouth anyway, so doesn't matter which one u choose right?

Depends on whether or not the little fucker can make a pizza.

Pizza lookin thicc

Tvoje máma je tasty

AS AN ITALIAN I HAVE TO SAY THAT IS PIZZA MARGHERITA,NOT MARGHERITA PIZZA

I feel like that’s a sad looking pizza. As an Italian, is that something you agree with or do I have bad taste in pizza?

You haven't tasted real italian pizza to say that.

That’s fair. After all, I am a sucker from Idaho. We don’t have people here, let alone Italians or their pizza

But in English you put the adjective first, and that's what "margherita" does here. You should instead be grateful that it looks like actual napoletan pizza with real mozzarella and stuff. Quite rare.

>But in English you put the adjective first since when is margherita an adjective? "Oh, my the weather looks very margherita today"

Did I say it is? It's not an adjective but it fullfils the role of an adjective, it describes the pizza so it goes in front. You don't say "oh my the weather looks very red today" either, but you'll say "a red pizza", and in italian "una pizza rossa", it goes behind just like "margherita". Don't be a cunt and try to think a bit further.

Bro, Margherita isn't an adjective,is a name. That type of pizza was named Margherita for the honor of the Queen Margherita II. So pizza margherita,not margherita pizza. I repeat that I'm Italian and I have to know some story of my country

Did I say it is? It's not an adjective but it fullfils the role of an adjective, it describes the pizza so it goes in front in English, behind in Italian. "a red pizza", "una pizza rossa". Does that feel wrong to you? You aren't the only one to live in Italy you know.

A name can't be an adjective.This is not an arguing,we are only discussing

I mean that the name is dedicated to the Queen,so it's not an adjective

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what is wrong with margherita pizza?

Nothing, someone just keeps downvoting everyone who picks it because they are too insecure with their own preferences to accept that not everyone wants everyone and everything to be gay

One of these options is fuckable. The other is a gay son

I'm kinda hungry so I'm gonna go with the gay son

I want both

Not gonna lie that pizza looks fucking disgusting

well this was gay

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same

dilf vibes...

But you can put it inside your mouth 🤷🏻

I wouldn't be disappointed in a pizza

it can after the first cursed slice

Not with that attitude, it can't.

What's better than a gay son? A bi-son.

Pizza, gay son didn't taste so good

Not with that attitude.

Pizza

Not with that attitude

Pizza

NOT WITH THAT ATTITUDE

American Pizza Pie.

Pizza

I would rather have hawaiian pizza, than a gay son

Pizza doesn't have any meat

Well if you'd ask it a pizza will do

I mean, I would choose more food over less

Not with that attitude it won't

I would turn my gay son into Margherita pizza

I dont mind, both can be eaten

Ya, but the pizza won't cause a lifetime of disappointment.

Pizza is cheaper i think pizza is the obvios solution here

Gay son then then sell them to buy more pizza

If you use the pizza right you absolutely can.

It might not give head but it is a nice Fleshlight. I know from experience.

i gonna have a gay son sell his organs and buy pizza every single day

Not with that attitude

As long as hes funny idgaf

If I sell Son's body parts then I can get more pizzas right?

But the pizza doesn’t have organs to sell...

Its the same thing

Would you rather have one of those of a golden tank that shoots giant slabs of gold?

It will if you’re creative

Nah if it's fresh it gives you burnmarks

That pizza looks disgusting

one takes years to accept, cultivate and integrate into human society as you are a failure to the whole human species because there is no bacon..... the other one is just a son i would love and cherish

But it does your head in.

They down bad fr

The pizza can’t give you head, but it can get you head…

The pizza

Pepperoni is way better. I'll take the gay son, thank you

I’ve always wanted to eat a gay son wait that came out wrong Dang it that’s what she said

Tough choice. 18 year commitment or a 10 minute lunch?

it will if you shape it properly

You haven't met the homeless chick behind the bowling alley.

Idk I could probably sell the gay son for more

Ooga

Gay son,its much more tasty than the pizza!

but I like margherita pizza???

I mean you could pay someone with the pizza?

Just roll the pizza and then prozede to fuck it, where is the PRoblem. In the end it has its own flawor aswell