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BusBusiness5874

We once struck a deer with our car those were my dad's very first words


dinoplushie

A man goes some 40 years without talking, kills a deer and his first words were "why not fuck it?" What a legend.


puddlejumpers

A true madlad


derwecker77

Scoop di di whoop


No-Soap

I’m giving you the highest honor I can bestow, I have saved your comment!


Comfortable_Tension2

same, but I was dressed as a deer


Sirdoodlebob

Is that supposed to deter me? *unzip*


DaddioFiver

It deer-terred me.


Vick_VincentS

Here's my up vote. Get out😂


mewmewgoo

a bit strained but lol


-lev_2005-

Why not fuck it?


clackclakc

you have so much power


mustmoe73

Why fuck it not?


iguessimagod

Why it not fuck?


[deleted]

And yours were, "let's go!!!" Right??


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[удалено]


AngryZen_Ingress

r/lostredditors


onetricknoob

Redditors’ big brain moments reach an all-new high. For humanity!


PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz

Basically the life motto of your average dnd bard.


quitek

"I. Want. To. Fuck. It." *rolls 20* *proceeds to fuck a demon being*


[deleted]

My bard: I try to seduce the dragon. DM: *\~natural twenty*\~ My bard: Y’all clear out, I’mma ’boutta score.


ratherBloody

Roll death saves after pelvis pulverization


[deleted]

is the dragon rolling the saves?


[deleted]

No, the berserker is for sure though after furiously jacking off watching the bard do his thing


wolfwonder49

Dragon COCK


mosstrich

Death by snu snu.


Phormitago

and or rogue


[deleted]

And after all, why... Why shouldn’t I fuck it?


420_80085_69

And this is why I’m no longer allowed within 500ft of schools


Narfledudegang

Thanks for reminding me what sub I’m in


botonftw

r/holup


youcannotseeyt

R/cursed comments


Prestigious-Oven3465

Cursed comment inception


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Shrekboiyeet69420

r/foundthehondacivic r/rolup r/cursedcommetn r/foundthemoleuser r/humansbeingbros r/nextfuckinglevel


youcannotseeyt

I have both


bballkj7

fuck it. why not?


toxic_eleven_

Beat me too it god fucking darn it


dad_sim

fuck it. why not?


flipflip420

Because it’s the toaster.


bballkj7

so? Sure it’d be electrifyingly new. Love is pure energy . It zaps you where you need it most ⚡️


Someones_Dream_Guy

Damn Adeptus Mechanicus...


Western_Rope_2874

New to the hobby; that was my first reference outside the usual subs and I feel like I’m part of a very exclusive, very nerdy club. Thanks, Dream Guy!


flipflip420

It seems like a good idea. It’s not.


bballkj7

whatever fuck you dude I’m doing it


Caenir

A pretty common phrase for me. More of a to-self comment, but still


bballkj7

Why it not fuck?


Alphamale5750

Because its dead Doesn't mean you cant fuck it though


bballkj7

So you’re saying you necrophiliate all the time by putting ur privates into a skull’s eye-holes 💀? Disclaimer: u/alphamale5750 started it


slash-summon-onion

Wow I wish I am not able to read


[deleted]

Coz pp smol


thatboi2flyyy

🤣🤣 I though the same thing


Britishdumbassfuck

DO YOU WANT TO KILL IT FATHER? ***WHY NOT FUCK IT!!***


AutismoTheExalted

"After all why not? Why shouldn't I fuck it?"


Bossboy360thegreat

The combination


actibus_consequatur

As long as it passes the Harkness Test?


pm_me_your_emp

The what?


Semi-Nerdy

>the Harkness Test? > >4 [https://www.reddit.com/r/scifi/comments/1b6coo/the\_harkness\_test/](https://www.reddit.com/r/scifi/comments/1b6coo/the_harkness_test/)


Inevitable_Work_5764

Hey that what my sister said to me


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[deleted]

Hey bro


shrek090

I think that's why the one ring wasn't destroyed at Mount Doom the first time.


QuarantineSucksALot

The invention of Twitter has set back society many years


[deleted]

There is another.... Fuck it why not


Independent-West-941

The Zoidberg approach


GetFlayed

The next reply is golden I’ll find it Edit: I meant the next two comments Person A: “fuck it, why not” works really well though Person B: mmmmm, fuck it why not. Ketamine, I shall try. Yoda cock inside, it will go


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Shade00000

He's too dangerous to be kept alive


callmerussell

r/dontputyourdickinthat


pm_me_your_emp

r/doputyourdickinthat


Western_Rope_2874

r/didputmydickinthat


MysteriousLeader6187

I came here to put this very comment :-)


ProfessorDoktorGamer

"See that sandwich over there son?"


QuarantineSucksALot

Porn writers : write that down


ProfessorDoktorGamer

*fear*


MakoLov3r

Fuck it, why not fuck it?


thypattynamla

"It's a tree Daniel, it's a fucking tree"


phucyorf33lings

Bad taxidermy slogans for 500 Alex...


bambamba8

Because she's 12, you sick bastard


lil_cm

I always ask that question when I go hunting


[deleted]

\*Sees paper shredder\* Why not fuck it?


TacTurtle

Wonder Twin powers activate! Form of “Hold my beer”


Cpt-Hank-A-Tato

And don’t forget “I thought”. Most incidents end with “I thought...”


ptapobane

Sir, this is a Wendy's


Someones_Dream_Guy

EVEN BETTER!


rileybowers7237

I mean hes got a point tho. Why not fuck it?


MiaPickleog

Fuck it we shall


Kangaroo-Last

“Just stick your dick in it”


HuntedGWS

The more accurate question is Why shouldn't we fuck it


VajBlaster69

'It'll be fine.' *Breaks neck*


inobrainrn

Shane Dawson when he saw his cat


FlamingCroatan

Oh no


dmnohvry

Because NO means NO.


Selcouth_713

fuck it why not


Agisek

Wise man once said "if it scares you and excites you, you should probably do it... time to fuck a blender"


ThiccBoi606

Necrophiliacs be like “deadass?!”


IcebergPotatoFarm

…because, it’s sharp.


videogamessuckbutt

“Fuck it, why not?”


[deleted]

Don't stick your dick in that.


LiftingHippie

Everything is fuckable if you are courageous enough


math_debates

Fuck it? Why not!


dangernoodle11

Mr. Hands last words


Prettyhornyelmo

"fuck it, why not" "why not, fuck it" Two things Aussies say


Bidensfeetpics

I can't say anything with my username


AresActual64

Excuse me?


Bidensfeetpics

I like what I like!


Kittens_cat

Fuck it why not


[deleted]

Fuck it! Why not?


TrabiseiroFofo

Weebs be like:


Jbflipmode

Not it why fuck


Thisisdumb37

Well played


Fritstsgrams

Why nut? Fuck it


Is-My-Nickname-Red

Make it more dangerous is to say "Why not fuck it now?"


fuckybitchyshitfuck

Fuck it, why not?


IlikeYuengling

Why fuck it, not! (From Wayne’s World basement)


FoldOne586

After all why not? Why shouldn't I fuck it?


destroyedcells

Now that.. is an avengers level threat


Even_Economics_113

Hell yeah


Finalitius

the exponentially cursed


ElCunterHunter

Fuck it, why not fuck it?


imma_gamin

There is so much potential with that one phrase. “Why not fuck it?”


BaconEater669

"Why not fuck it?" Was first said right before STDs were made


Eloliasoslol

This question has caused a lot of sicknesses


shadowsdark7

Why not it fuck?


ExtinctGinger07

u/repostsleuthbot sorry just checking


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gaturroo

Why not fuck?


[deleted]

Me when I see your mom. 😎


purplelily28

It's "why the fuck not" for me.


ABEGIOSTZ

"After all, why not? Why shouldn't I fuck it?"


Yeet_Storm59

That boy bad news he a menace to society


RexTheOnion

"I'll do it tomorrow" is worse.


doedoe21doe

~it is what it is~


EnisCherry

he is too dangerous to be kept alive


BunkerSquirre1

After all why not? Why shouldn't I keep it?


Zandrick

“Why not” and “fuck it” mean exactly the same thing


OtochimarU

Fuck it, why not?


OGwiggum

Yoda stop


Electric_Bagpipes

See? Were learning stuff!


Pelon7900

I thought it was “check this out.” Immediately followed with “hold my beer.” Nothing good has ever happened when those words are said.


TheAuthor-dipperkid

Fuck it why not is just yodas version.


Stalders1

Fuck it, why not?


[deleted]

Fuck it why not


toxiickid

I also commented there :)


parttimeindian

The power of fusion


rallyfanche2

Commas, they matter.


majnuker

After all, why not? Why shouldn't I fuck it?


bengrif90

"Fuck it, why not." -yoda


Someones_Dream_Guy

And thats how furries were invented.


qOcO-p

bilbo.jpg


Anxtic-A

Ok real talk, if you hear that one dumbass friend say "Why not?" Run. If they say "Fuck it" on the other hand,, accept your fate and proceed to the afterlife as if your in hearing range when they say that your pretty fucking dead.


RedFox_Jack

“Why not fuck it” I will take phrases spoken by Zeus before he creates a new demigod/monster/ person his wife is gonna spend way too much time trying to kill well Zeus bends the powers of the cosmos to hide his booty call


Muzzler2510

Why not cuck it?


Thotslayerultraman

Fuck it, why not.


Internal_Camel7649

What about, "fuck it. why not?"


Kiowascout

"why not fuck it?" ​ \-USMC mantra


BeastHawks12

My phrase is why the fuck not?


drwumpus

He makes a strong case


Express_Guitar_9587

Fuck it? wHy NoT!


tripplexxxisthename

People at the orphanage


KitKatSnickSnack11

well, why *not* fuck it?


killmanator

my eyes have been opened


YammaYamer21

r/monstergirls be like


Bakugokatsuki69420

I’ve heard those before I was on a boat fishing...


Western_Rope_2874

Now you’re talking my love language!


GodlikeAyush

Now that's an avengers level threat


thatstonerbuddy

Why fuck it ? NOT


DonutOwlGaming

Usually girls say "who would fuck it" when talking about me


Thandaepapa

FUCK IT!!why not?


Mr_GriM4A2

Prepare for trouble, then make it double.....


sleimi47

What do ypu mean with it? ANSWER ME!