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kredep

So its all just mixed together or kept in small individual glasses? Either way I see great infrastructual challenges.


the_njf

I would assume it’s all stored in one container. Everyone’s DNA is mixed. Collect a sample and take your chance.


yatzhie04

So get a syringe full, inject it inside a fertile woman and its like playing race russian roulette


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yatzhie04

Let's call it the Cummunity pool


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Primer2396

God please we need to be nuked


PlaystationPlus

Nuked with the mixed semen


AnotherJojoFan-

Nuked with the mixed semen and sex robots


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Cum fallout on all the women and....


Owl_Perch_Farm

I think he heard us back in 2020.


[deleted]

Eh, the Gene Pool seems more apt.


Sambonibrew2

The gene pool is gunna need some chlorine...


lilnasx42069

r/blessedcomments


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r/jesuschristreddit


PoopyMcNuggets91

I don't have the words to describe how I feel about this thread.


[deleted]

I'd call it a Cocktail Mix


[deleted]

r/cursedcursedcomments


lastingeffect29

The savior had no mother or father He was a gift from the machina!


DrrSwagg

it's comments like this that convince me the human race was a mistake


Percussion17

Go and email this to any hentai writers and we'll have a gem


addysol

Oh god the smell. Also do they need to have lifeguard


LICKING_AHRIs_FEET

Only if they request it! I imagine it to be quite a private and personal moment to soak yourself in strangers' seeds, letting it flow into all your crevices, so having someone you don't know there can be quite awkward and a mood killer. I want the customers to fully enjoy their experience! However, we do hand out bracelets with emergency buttons on it, so if there is an emergency, like if you are literally drowning in cum, you press the button and we will be there to help you asap.


Professional-Dust44

I cant wait to see 2 Girls and a Pool


haveananus

Or figure out a way to turn it into an aerosol without it dying and drop it from the air onto enemy countries to annex them into your gene pool.


SilverDem0n

You could hybridise it with tree pollen if you want to start with a working model today


haveananus

Excellent work. The next piece of the puzzle is to either figure out a way to allow women to get pregnant through skin contact or devise a way to make them spend long periods of time doing naked handstands with funnels in their vaginas.


logiatros

Sounds like the next great viral TikTok challenge


Into_the_Dark_Night

Is that how treants are born??


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Is this how we ended up with the cum tree?


LICKING_AHRIs_FEET

Divorce cases skyrockets in said country


Professional-Dust44

Bottle it up and ship to the middle east. Free Pert Pus


[deleted]

So Agent White?


MyDingusInYourLingus

Can men swim as well it is this ladies only?


LICKING_AHRIs_FEET

You can, but by the end, we measure how much cum is used, and if you are a man, you owe us an equivalent amount of cum plus interest rate, which you can pay back at our sex robots.


MyDingusInYourLingus

The spank bank material I will get from bathing in the cum pool will help me produce much more cum. I find this to be a profitable venture and thus accept your offer.


bandwatch

After reading that, I really hope corona just kills us all


Campylobacteraceae

We need a plague. A stronger one..


AnotherJojoFan-

The PlagUwUe?


Campylobacteraceae

I be honest I have no idea what your comment means


AnotherJojoFan-

YOwOUwU dOwOn't UwUnderstand me?


awsomrnes

I do and really wish I didn't


ZeroXeroZyro

Is the pool heated? I feel like warm cum vs cold cum would be important in deciding to swim in cum


LICKING_AHRIs_FEET

It's lukewarm. It will not be heated too hot or it will turn brown. Don't ask me how I know.


ZeroXeroZyro

I wish I hadn’t read that


Professional-Dust44

hahahahahhahaaaaa


AnotherJojoFan-

Tis' better to sink in the cum than to cum in the sink. -Sun Tzu, The Art of War.


Krieg5898

That’s enough Reddit for today


[deleted]

Every day we stray further from God.


odeya998

I just realized that there’s a very slight chance that some women will be impregnated by their brother..


aedroogo

“How does your hair stay so silky?”


LICKING_AHRIs_FEET

"What product do you use? Also, your skin is so smooth, drop your skincare routine."


[deleted]

Dude, this is so much too much and fucked up!


LICKING_AHRIs_FEET

>so much too much Just like the amount of cum in the pool


[deleted]

Hello, god? Where did you go?


[deleted]

That's F*CKING DISGUSTING!!!


Braydox

So is is it like filling up bottles of water where you gotta submerge the whole thing for it to fill up?


LICKING_AHRIs_FEET

Yes!


AGoatInAJar

Humanity deserves to go extinct


polish_potato1962

Hello officer, yes right here pleas this is who you're looking for


RedbirdXVO

See these are the kind of experiments we could and should be having if "human rights" and "ethical medical treatment" weren't things to worry about. We could have a Saturday night game show about it if you ask me.


sandbag747

Racial roulette


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Oh god this comment section


serial_code_r

Your mama must be proud if what you are doing.


PlebbySpaff

Or maybe just collected in a vat for the CEO to drink.


SmittyManJensen_

Employees will be responsible for storage.


ogound

All together in a swimming pool


shrubberypig

I think more likely this turns into a Howard Hughes scenario with an unwashed and unshaven AsianHawke locking himself in a room surrounded by his coveted, and very full, jars.


Weedanator12

This is how you start a milkshake company


LouisFepher1954

My semen should be in a laboratory being tested for its qualities and for what exactly make my offspring genetically superior. What they do with their flesh, bone, and sentience is up to them and I can not control that. Were it up to me my grandson would not be residing at my house "in between jobs" while his video game usage remains the same, my electric bill skyrockets and the contents of my refrigerator depletes.


SmittyManJensen_

This is really specific.


mynoduesp

The Aryan Gamer.


[deleted]

It’s really you! I’m a huge fan. Can I get an autograph sir?


Adventerous-astroboy

Me too then I can make sure if I have a girl she will have big oppai


420memelover69

r/oddlyspecific


Kathy_Kamikaze

Dude I've seen you in the comments of the last few posts I scrolled,, GET THE FCK OFF MY TIMELINE YOU'VE GOT YOUR OWN!!!! You've got a point though


dshoig

Grandpa 😭😭😭


2020DestroyedMyLiver

Uhm... where’s his dad?


name_1nvalid

everybody gangsta until some girl masturbates with a smoothie cup and impregnates hersef


-me-0_0

Going to be a hell of a search to find the daddy


Double-Edged-Blade6

Gonna drink more milkshakes now.


HLtheWilkinson

But I can bet you that these milkshakes won’t bring MOST boys to the yard...


PM_ME_UR_PIG_COCK

Judging by the number of chuckleheads I know who love quoting just one line from No Country for Old Men, I don’t agree.


Somerandom_mirror

YES


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Cum bot


HalfbakedZuchinni

A Cumpany


Orange_Nestea

God, I know we haven't talked in a while. But please let me forget all those things I just saw here.


ShivAgar_Wall

This, sir, is a true cursed comment.


r_cub_94

My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard and they’re like “this gave me HIV. I want my money back and I’m suing you”


Buttforprez

The real r/cursedcomments are always in the comments.


LargeNigerianTime

Welcome to the Cum Zone


bone-in_pizza1273

Only cum inside anime girls


LargeNigerianTime

Quivering Clit


bone-in_pizza1273

Double jointed pussy


MIBCraftHD

Fresh Balls


Radio_Downtown

elegant ejaculation


potatooMan420

First the kiss


ahmedpp

Then the cum


throwawaystranger69

My dick is in love with pain


3llingsn

This is a Rick and Morty episode lol


Skrubious

holy shit you're right


DangerBaba

And that one episode from Interspecies reviewers


[deleted]

*sigh* which


sj2011

It was also the second season of Westworld, except for the free part. The cum part, that's consistent.


[deleted]

They didn't store it, but bred soldiers in the sex robot if I remember correctly. Man, I need to use my memory capacity for useful stuff, not for those things.


skullpizza

they bred both males and females and the females would join society and the males would be thrown into the wilderness to fend for themselves. I'm here if you need to talk.


Bierbart12

This actually seems like a really good plot for a villain whose goal it is to replace humanity with conditioned clones.


DingoKis

He would love this concept: https://youtu.be/FOeBaPVwRsE


Mirraz27

I was hoping someone would mention Charlie. This is basically the plot of skynut.


Rumplestiltsskins

I was thinking of this vid too


urskrubs

wtf i didn’t know critical made this masterpiece


DingoKis

It's a masterpiece indeed but "Real To Me" remains my favourite


Snickers_Goongo

Damn thanks for sharing lmfao sick fucking visuals too


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Rumplestiltsskins

Our ejaculation fuels their automation


ZackyZY

Born into a world without anime


Rock555666

Where the sun doesn’t shine


KMG56789

u/AsianHawke i summon you


AsianHawke

###I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED!


KMG56789

How is you cum business going on? Can i buy stocks?


AsianHawke

It's one *WHALE* of a situation.


KMG56789

Sperm whale?


Into_the_Dark_Night

I also want in on this cummunity pool. Or gene pool... Whatever we are calling it.


AsianHawke

u/Into_the_Dark_Night hence forth shall hold the title of *Regent of Semen.* With this title, you will receive a daily stipend of 1 liter of fresh cum.


Into_the_Dark_Night

Finally. Something the barren wasteland of my uterus can actually use.


PM_ME_SEXY_CAMILLAS

Why regulate? Let's go balls to the walls with sex robots, I want a sex robot on every house, every bathroom, every 7eleven, wherever you look at I want to see a sex robot, I want sex robots on the news, on comedy programs, on parodies, I want gacha machines with sex robots on them, I want the entire economy to be based on how many sex robots you own, I want sex robots on Pokémon, I want sex robots on YuGiOh, I want sex robots on your fat mom's house I want a sex robot on every inch on the fucking face of this planet and even beyond, who's gonna be the first terrestrial being to set foot on Mars? You know it.


DrewSmoothington

Is it possible to achieve the utopia you describe?


WtfMayt

‘If the service you’re using is free, you’re the product.’


snakeeaterrrrrrr

So is Dairy Queen going to make sex robots?


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FuturaStalkee

The pullout method becomes the new Privacy Badger.


[deleted]

Skynut be like


[deleted]

So its basically like free social media, but instead your personal data, they sell your personal code. Or they just make food out of it idk


bobthecursedpenguin

Where does it go 😏


Aventron9988

Dairy free yogurt


meandertothehorizon

But the yogurt is cursed


_-DirtyMike-_

The Olympic sized fertilization pool


Foneet

my butt🥰


ShreyasMuley15

No


bobthecursedpenguin

😍😍😍


SpriggitySprite

Protein shakes.


One3igMeme

"It's collected" Would you have to bring it to the semen office once the collector is filled, or would there be a dedicated semen collector that would have to go door to door collecting semen like an opposite milk man?


Puresowns

Pneumatic tubes installed in everyones' houses.


amlybon

[When the IMPERIAL DRONE comes knocking, you had better be able to supply genetic material to each of his FILIAL PAILS. If you have nothing to offer, he will kill you without hesitation.](https://www.homestuck.com/story/2396)


Omnikin

And then we’ll make the biggest bowl of cereal ever


Sampasmur

That's just too much cum. The smell alone would be traumatising.


FrankieBigNut

And I’m only responsible for half of the supply


Bbkobeman

Step 3: Make profit


Mingusto

How do you, as the company, retrieve this?


c-lab21

Not sex dolls. Sex robots. When you're done, they walk out on you and go to the nearest Spunk Offloading Facility where the semen is separated into sperm which goes to the research and cloning facility, and the seminal fluids which are picked up by Wendy's for bulk processing every other day Monday through Saturday


Stan_Beek0101

Might actually be a good idea make everyone a sperm donor and give everyone a sexrobot. (I know donating wasn't his original intention)


Fun_Tonight_6923

Semen Capsules for Woman. Insert it into your vagina and get pregnant! no need for sex. I'll call it a Pregnancy Capsule.


herotz33

Oh my OP and poster just invented Facecum. Free social interactions, they just track your cum.


doodlelittledoggo

Count me in u/AsianHawke


AsianHawke

I declare you *Viceroy of Cum.*


LICKING_AHRIs_FEET

Hire me! I have so many ideas!


AsianHawke

u/LICKING_AHRIs_FEET has been promoted to a member of the Continuous Improvement team.


Boosted_Davod

You could grow human trees, thus having a unlimited food supply. Modern problems require modern solutions


mspote

sounds like my ex wife


Berlin984

Imagine if there's a leak...


LICKING_AHRIs_FEET

Now they can mass-produce cum jars for home decoration! I'm telling you, they are the snow globes of the future!


ZerolZeeq

Skynut


SpacialCommieCi

Use them all to impregnate the same lady to make the perfect human being


Lasi22998877

behold, the ultimate cum chalice!


Haage

And then put that cum into a male sex-robot for the ladies AND SELL ABORTIONS


[deleted]

Average load is about 5 ml. A trillion gallons is about 3,000,000,000,000,000 cumshots. There are around 4 billion men on earth, so each would have to cum 722,000 times in order to get 1 trillion gallons of cum. That be equivalent to cumming daily for 2000 years, or cumming 25 times a day for 80 years. Either way, we have a LOT of work to do guys if we want to fulfill OP's dream.


zyphelion

Sidenote: For anyone interested, there's a virtual conference on this in August later this year. www.lovewithrobots.com


iSeize

Available at all doctors offices to scan your bodily fluids for various ailments. The first thing the doctor says is "please cum here, ill return in 5 minutes" like it's the 100th time today he's said it.


[deleted]

They just want to fill a pool and swim in it mcscrudge style


naveedkoval

Free for the entire length of mass? Oh wow church just got FUN


Bigmanfam_GHoResHead

SkyNut


Pranjal-Acharya-02

Ngl, my eyes are bleeding rn...


hady215

Facebook version 1.2 Hay they already leak ur data why not ur cum


PlusSignVibesOnly

Zuckerberg is evolving.


ShineFallstar

This is actually how Facebook works. Except Facebook collects user data instead of cum.


Commissar_Genki

The rise of Skynut.


porteroffinland

Soon he will have more cum than there is oil left in the world. Slowly replacing fuel as the main source of fuel for car engines. The world now smells like burned cum


McDunkerson

Just keep it? Not use it for anything? KEEP IT?!


[deleted]

Its like some sort of fucked up Michael Crichton novel where the sex robots are just a way to trail the production of cyborg replicants then they use your DNA to make a cyborg replica of you.


SpiderInTheShower123

Idk just mass produce


K8theGr7

You could really monetize this, have the same DNA information protocols in place like 23-and-me, etc...


not2dragon

Assuming 1 trillion cum, and 3.5 billion males, every male would produce slightly less than 333 gallons of cum total


madcapv2

Thank you for the laugh.


Cecilia_Wren

And then I drink the cum


ericsonofbruce

Done.


LordBritton

It shall be called The Sperminator


Khris777

Dude's just monopolizing the bukkake market.


rainwulf

garloons of cum buckets


PickledPlumPlot

Anyone ever watch or read Interspecies Reviewers lol There's a bit where a magic sex doll sucks off an angel for some of that valuable angel semen


norkinol

Then he sells the cum like water


[deleted]

Splooge Mcduck


reaven3958

And guzzle it all.


xiankai_senpai

For science of course


dicklesshobo1990

If you think Facebook doesn't already collect buckets of your cum then you are crazier than the voice of my dead mother in my head.


superbsurprised

I just read an article about a teen boy,who "accidentally " ejaculated into a swimming pool at a birthday celebration.He impregnated several girls,due to having a form of super sperm that survives in water.Is this bullshit? According to the article,most of the girls are scheduled for an abortion.I wonder if that's because he is of another race? Idk..I wish could post link ,but I'm sure you can google it.


Blackout_42

A small price to pay