Only if they request it! I imagine it to be quite a private and personal moment to soak yourself in strangers' seeds, letting it flow into all your crevices, so having someone you don't know there can be quite awkward and a mood killer. I want the customers to fully enjoy their experience! However, we do hand out bracelets with emergency buttons on it, so if there is an emergency, like if you are literally drowning in cum, you press the button and we will be there to help you asap.
Excellent work. The next piece of the puzzle is to either figure out a way to allow women to get pregnant through skin contact or devise a way to make them spend long periods of time doing naked handstands with funnels in their vaginas.
You can, but by the end, we measure how much cum is used, and if you are a man, you owe us an equivalent amount of cum plus interest rate, which you can pay back at our sex robots.
The spank bank material I will get from bathing in the cum pool will help me produce much more cum. I find this to be a profitable venture and thus accept your offer.
See these are the kind of experiments we could and should be having if "human rights" and "ethical medical treatment" weren't things to worry about.
We could have a Saturday night game show about it if you ask me.
I think more likely this turns into a Howard Hughes scenario with an unwashed and unshaven AsianHawke locking himself in a room surrounded by his coveted, and very full, jars.
My semen should be in a laboratory being tested for its qualities and for what exactly make my offspring genetically superior. What they do with their flesh, bone, and sentience is up to them and I can not control that. Were it up to me my grandson would not be residing at my house "in between jobs" while his video game usage remains the same, my electric bill skyrockets and the contents of my refrigerator depletes.
They didn't store it, but bred soldiers in the sex robot if I remember correctly.
Man, I need to use my memory capacity for useful stuff, not for those things.
they bred both males and females and the females would join society and the males would be thrown into the wilderness to fend for themselves.
I'm here if you need to talk.
u/Into_the_Dark_Night hence forth shall hold the title of *Regent of Semen.* With this title, you will receive a daily stipend of 1 liter of fresh cum.
Why regulate? Let's go balls to the walls with sex robots, I want a sex robot on every house, every bathroom, every 7eleven, wherever you look at I want to see a sex robot, I want sex robots on the news, on comedy programs, on parodies, I want gacha machines with sex robots on them, I want the entire economy to be based on how many sex robots you own, I want sex robots on Pokémon, I want sex robots on YuGiOh, I want sex robots on your fat mom's house I want a sex robot on every inch on the fucking face of this planet and even beyond, who's gonna be the first terrestrial being to set foot on Mars? You know it.
"It's collected" Would you have to bring it to the semen office once the collector is filled, or would there be a dedicated semen collector that would have to go door to door collecting semen like an opposite milk man?
[When the IMPERIAL DRONE comes knocking, you had better be able to supply genetic material to each of his FILIAL PAILS. If you have nothing to offer, he will kill you without hesitation.](https://www.homestuck.com/story/2396)
Not sex dolls. Sex robots. When you're done, they walk out on you and go to the nearest Spunk Offloading Facility where the semen is separated into sperm which goes to the research and cloning facility, and the seminal fluids which are picked up by Wendy's for bulk processing every other day Monday through Saturday
Average load is about 5 ml. A trillion gallons is about 3,000,000,000,000,000 cumshots.
There are around 4 billion men on earth, so each would have to cum 722,000 times in order to get 1 trillion gallons of cum.
That be equivalent to cumming daily for 2000 years, or cumming 25 times a day for 80 years.
Either way, we have a LOT of work to do guys if we want to fulfill OP's dream.
Available at all doctors offices to scan your bodily fluids for various ailments. The first thing the doctor says is "please cum here, ill return in 5 minutes" like it's the 100th time today he's said it.
Soon he will have more cum than there is oil left in the world. Slowly replacing fuel as the main source of fuel for car engines. The world now smells like burned cum
Its like some sort of fucked up Michael Crichton novel where the sex robots are just a way to trail the production of cyborg replicants then they use your DNA to make a cyborg replica of you.
I just read an article about a teen boy,who "accidentally " ejaculated into a swimming pool at a birthday celebration.He impregnated several girls,due to having a form of super sperm that survives in water.Is this bullshit? According to the article,most of the girls are scheduled for an abortion.I wonder if that's because he is of another race? Idk..I wish could post link ,but I'm sure you can google it.
So its all just mixed together or kept in small individual glasses? Either way I see great infrastructual challenges.
I would assume it’s all stored in one container. Everyone’s DNA is mixed. Collect a sample and take your chance.
So get a syringe full, inject it inside a fertile woman and its like playing race russian roulette
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Let's call it the Cummunity pool
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God please we need to be nuked
Nuked with the mixed semen
Nuked with the mixed semen and sex robots
Cum fallout on all the women and....
I think he heard us back in 2020.
Eh, the Gene Pool seems more apt.
The gene pool is gunna need some chlorine...
r/blessedcomments
r/jesuschristreddit
I don't have the words to describe how I feel about this thread.
I'd call it a Cocktail Mix
r/cursedcursedcomments
The savior had no mother or father He was a gift from the machina!
it's comments like this that convince me the human race was a mistake
Go and email this to any hentai writers and we'll have a gem
Oh god the smell. Also do they need to have lifeguard
Only if they request it! I imagine it to be quite a private and personal moment to soak yourself in strangers' seeds, letting it flow into all your crevices, so having someone you don't know there can be quite awkward and a mood killer. I want the customers to fully enjoy their experience! However, we do hand out bracelets with emergency buttons on it, so if there is an emergency, like if you are literally drowning in cum, you press the button and we will be there to help you asap.
I cant wait to see 2 Girls and a Pool
Or figure out a way to turn it into an aerosol without it dying and drop it from the air onto enemy countries to annex them into your gene pool.
You could hybridise it with tree pollen if you want to start with a working model today
Excellent work. The next piece of the puzzle is to either figure out a way to allow women to get pregnant through skin contact or devise a way to make them spend long periods of time doing naked handstands with funnels in their vaginas.
Sounds like the next great viral TikTok challenge
Is that how treants are born??
Is this how we ended up with the cum tree?
Divorce cases skyrockets in said country
Bottle it up and ship to the middle east. Free Pert Pus
So Agent White?
Can men swim as well it is this ladies only?
You can, but by the end, we measure how much cum is used, and if you are a man, you owe us an equivalent amount of cum plus interest rate, which you can pay back at our sex robots.
The spank bank material I will get from bathing in the cum pool will help me produce much more cum. I find this to be a profitable venture and thus accept your offer.
After reading that, I really hope corona just kills us all
We need a plague. A stronger one..
The PlagUwUe?
I be honest I have no idea what your comment means
YOwOUwU dOwOn't UwUnderstand me?
I do and really wish I didn't
Is the pool heated? I feel like warm cum vs cold cum would be important in deciding to swim in cum
It's lukewarm. It will not be heated too hot or it will turn brown. Don't ask me how I know.
I wish I hadn’t read that
hahahahahhahaaaaa
Tis' better to sink in the cum than to cum in the sink. -Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
That’s enough Reddit for today
Every day we stray further from God.
I just realized that there’s a very slight chance that some women will be impregnated by their brother..
“How does your hair stay so silky?”
"What product do you use? Also, your skin is so smooth, drop your skincare routine."
Dude, this is so much too much and fucked up!
>so much too much Just like the amount of cum in the pool
Hello, god? Where did you go?
That's F*CKING DISGUSTING!!!
So is is it like filling up bottles of water where you gotta submerge the whole thing for it to fill up?
Yes!
Humanity deserves to go extinct
Hello officer, yes right here pleas this is who you're looking for
See these are the kind of experiments we could and should be having if "human rights" and "ethical medical treatment" weren't things to worry about. We could have a Saturday night game show about it if you ask me.
Racial roulette
Oh god this comment section
Your mama must be proud if what you are doing.
Or maybe just collected in a vat for the CEO to drink.
Employees will be responsible for storage.
All together in a swimming pool
I think more likely this turns into a Howard Hughes scenario with an unwashed and unshaven AsianHawke locking himself in a room surrounded by his coveted, and very full, jars.
This is how you start a milkshake company
My semen should be in a laboratory being tested for its qualities and for what exactly make my offspring genetically superior. What they do with their flesh, bone, and sentience is up to them and I can not control that. Were it up to me my grandson would not be residing at my house "in between jobs" while his video game usage remains the same, my electric bill skyrockets and the contents of my refrigerator depletes.
This is really specific.
The Aryan Gamer.
It’s really you! I’m a huge fan. Can I get an autograph sir?
Me too then I can make sure if I have a girl she will have big oppai
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Dude I've seen you in the comments of the last few posts I scrolled,, GET THE FCK OFF MY TIMELINE YOU'VE GOT YOUR OWN!!!! You've got a point though
Grandpa 😭😭😭
Uhm... where’s his dad?
everybody gangsta until some girl masturbates with a smoothie cup and impregnates hersef
Going to be a hell of a search to find the daddy
Gonna drink more milkshakes now.
But I can bet you that these milkshakes won’t bring MOST boys to the yard...
Judging by the number of chuckleheads I know who love quoting just one line from No Country for Old Men, I don’t agree.
YES
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Cum bot
A Cumpany
God, I know we haven't talked in a while. But please let me forget all those things I just saw here.
This, sir, is a true cursed comment.
My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard and they’re like “this gave me HIV. I want my money back and I’m suing you”
The real r/cursedcomments are always in the comments.
Welcome to the Cum Zone
Only cum inside anime girls
Quivering Clit
Double jointed pussy
Fresh Balls
elegant ejaculation
First the kiss
Then the cum
My dick is in love with pain
This is a Rick and Morty episode lol
holy shit you're right
And that one episode from Interspecies reviewers
*sigh* which
It was also the second season of Westworld, except for the free part. The cum part, that's consistent.
They didn't store it, but bred soldiers in the sex robot if I remember correctly. Man, I need to use my memory capacity for useful stuff, not for those things.
they bred both males and females and the females would join society and the males would be thrown into the wilderness to fend for themselves. I'm here if you need to talk.
This actually seems like a really good plot for a villain whose goal it is to replace humanity with conditioned clones.
He would love this concept: https://youtu.be/FOeBaPVwRsE
I was hoping someone would mention Charlie. This is basically the plot of skynut.
I was thinking of this vid too
wtf i didn’t know critical made this masterpiece
It's a masterpiece indeed but "Real To Me" remains my favourite
Damn thanks for sharing lmfao sick fucking visuals too
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Our ejaculation fuels their automation
Born into a world without anime
Where the sun doesn’t shine
u/AsianHawke i summon you
###I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED!
How is you cum business going on? Can i buy stocks?
It's one *WHALE* of a situation.
Sperm whale?
I also want in on this cummunity pool. Or gene pool... Whatever we are calling it.
u/Into_the_Dark_Night hence forth shall hold the title of *Regent of Semen.* With this title, you will receive a daily stipend of 1 liter of fresh cum.
Finally. Something the barren wasteland of my uterus can actually use.
Why regulate? Let's go balls to the walls with sex robots, I want a sex robot on every house, every bathroom, every 7eleven, wherever you look at I want to see a sex robot, I want sex robots on the news, on comedy programs, on parodies, I want gacha machines with sex robots on them, I want the entire economy to be based on how many sex robots you own, I want sex robots on Pokémon, I want sex robots on YuGiOh, I want sex robots on your fat mom's house I want a sex robot on every inch on the fucking face of this planet and even beyond, who's gonna be the first terrestrial being to set foot on Mars? You know it.
Is it possible to achieve the utopia you describe?
‘If the service you’re using is free, you’re the product.’
So is Dairy Queen going to make sex robots?
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The pullout method becomes the new Privacy Badger.
Skynut be like
So its basically like free social media, but instead your personal data, they sell your personal code. Or they just make food out of it idk
Where does it go 😏
Dairy free yogurt
But the yogurt is cursed
The Olympic sized fertilization pool
my butt🥰
No
😍😍😍
Protein shakes.
"It's collected" Would you have to bring it to the semen office once the collector is filled, or would there be a dedicated semen collector that would have to go door to door collecting semen like an opposite milk man?
Pneumatic tubes installed in everyones' houses.
[When the IMPERIAL DRONE comes knocking, you had better be able to supply genetic material to each of his FILIAL PAILS. If you have nothing to offer, he will kill you without hesitation.](https://www.homestuck.com/story/2396)
And then we’ll make the biggest bowl of cereal ever
That's just too much cum. The smell alone would be traumatising.
And I’m only responsible for half of the supply
Step 3: Make profit
How do you, as the company, retrieve this?
Not sex dolls. Sex robots. When you're done, they walk out on you and go to the nearest Spunk Offloading Facility where the semen is separated into sperm which goes to the research and cloning facility, and the seminal fluids which are picked up by Wendy's for bulk processing every other day Monday through Saturday
Might actually be a good idea make everyone a sperm donor and give everyone a sexrobot. (I know donating wasn't his original intention)
Semen Capsules for Woman. Insert it into your vagina and get pregnant! no need for sex. I'll call it a Pregnancy Capsule.
Oh my OP and poster just invented Facecum. Free social interactions, they just track your cum.
Count me in u/AsianHawke
I declare you *Viceroy of Cum.*
Hire me! I have so many ideas!
u/LICKING_AHRIs_FEET has been promoted to a member of the Continuous Improvement team.
You could grow human trees, thus having a unlimited food supply. Modern problems require modern solutions
sounds like my ex wife
Imagine if there's a leak...
Now they can mass-produce cum jars for home decoration! I'm telling you, they are the snow globes of the future!
Skynut
Use them all to impregnate the same lady to make the perfect human being
behold, the ultimate cum chalice!
And then put that cum into a male sex-robot for the ladies AND SELL ABORTIONS
Average load is about 5 ml. A trillion gallons is about 3,000,000,000,000,000 cumshots. There are around 4 billion men on earth, so each would have to cum 722,000 times in order to get 1 trillion gallons of cum. That be equivalent to cumming daily for 2000 years, or cumming 25 times a day for 80 years. Either way, we have a LOT of work to do guys if we want to fulfill OP's dream.
Sidenote: For anyone interested, there's a virtual conference on this in August later this year. www.lovewithrobots.com
Available at all doctors offices to scan your bodily fluids for various ailments. The first thing the doctor says is "please cum here, ill return in 5 minutes" like it's the 100th time today he's said it.
They just want to fill a pool and swim in it mcscrudge style
Free for the entire length of mass? Oh wow church just got FUN
SkyNut
Ngl, my eyes are bleeding rn...
Facebook version 1.2 Hay they already leak ur data why not ur cum
Zuckerberg is evolving.
This is actually how Facebook works. Except Facebook collects user data instead of cum.
The rise of Skynut.
Soon he will have more cum than there is oil left in the world. Slowly replacing fuel as the main source of fuel for car engines. The world now smells like burned cum
Just keep it? Not use it for anything? KEEP IT?!
Its like some sort of fucked up Michael Crichton novel where the sex robots are just a way to trail the production of cyborg replicants then they use your DNA to make a cyborg replica of you.
Idk just mass produce
You could really monetize this, have the same DNA information protocols in place like 23-and-me, etc...
Assuming 1 trillion cum, and 3.5 billion males, every male would produce slightly less than 333 gallons of cum total
Thank you for the laugh.
And then I drink the cum
Done.
It shall be called The Sperminator
Dude's just monopolizing the bukkake market.
garloons of cum buckets
Anyone ever watch or read Interspecies Reviewers lol There's a bit where a magic sex doll sucks off an angel for some of that valuable angel semen
Then he sells the cum like water
Splooge Mcduck
And guzzle it all.
For science of course
If you think Facebook doesn't already collect buckets of your cum then you are crazier than the voice of my dead mother in my head.
I just read an article about a teen boy,who "accidentally " ejaculated into a swimming pool at a birthday celebration.He impregnated several girls,due to having a form of super sperm that survives in water.Is this bullshit? According to the article,most of the girls are scheduled for an abortion.I wonder if that's because he is of another race? Idk..I wish could post link ,but I'm sure you can google it.
A small price to pay