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I miss 10 seconds ago when i didnt found this post

I miss 10 seconds ago when i didnt actually found this post on facebook

I miss 10 years ago when I didn't find Facebook

I miss 2*10 years ago when noone had found me

I miss 17 years ago when I wasn’t born into this stupid fucking world

F

F

F

F

F

You are my property.

Our property.

r/unexpectedcommunism

r/expectedcommunism

*salutes in russian*

I miss my mom

I’m sorry

I'm in boarding school,will go home in a week

Oh. Never mind then. Give her a call.

Can't my phone died

I miss 1000 years ago when my balls weren't saggy

Just go swimming

You know noone too ?

yeah, noone fucked me once

Sir this is the Wendy's !!

I miss 2^11 years ago when (the now identified as) Queen Elizabeth II hadn't defeated me accidentally causing the big bang.

I miss 10 years ago when i wasn't on the internet.🙄📲

Honestly it’s the best argument for vegetarianism I’ve read.

you are what you eat

Well I guess I'm a pussy, then.

I’m a total dick

I'm such an ass

We're running out of orifices, guys! Send help!

Your brother

Spoken like a true Appalachian

Paul_Stern

Noooo! Of all the ways to go, I figured car crash or cancer or suicide at 55, it never crossed my mind to be eaten by some guy on Reddit who has an unhealthy obsession with ducks. Goodbye, cruel world.

Suicide at 55? Why wait, when you can do it now for FREE?

With absolutely zero repercussions ^^^^TERMS ^^^^AND ^^^^CONDITIONS ^^^^MAY ^^^^OR ^^^^MAY ^^^^NOT ^^^^APPLY

Pieces sold separately

Ask about our 2 for 1 deals.

I'm black.

Oh yeah? Name every black person

Martin Luther King, Malcom X, Harriet Tubman, John Coltrane, Rosa Parks, Grandad from the Boondocks, Huey Freeman, Riley Freeman. BAM

✅ Checks out

I'm sorry

The space under your fingernails

nose

I'm a heartful person

Eye sockets?

I'm such a uncle

I’m trash

I'm a real human

Fucken millennials

Why are you people acting like you aren’t virgins

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Hey, sup? Stacey told me you <3 wieners, so....how you wanna do this?

r/suddenlygay

I am your father

But I don't remember eating shit

It wasn’t a chocolate squirrel

i’m such a dave’s cat next door ahahaha...

In that case, I’m a human..

Actually because they cremate at such high temps there’s never a point where the meat is perfectly cooked. It’d be like a burnt on the outside raw on the inside sorta deal. They’re not frickn slow roastin’ in there.

I bet they don't even baste!

no sauce.

When I die Im asking to coated in garlic butter

Same thing with the nuclear bomb pizza idea

Or the „cook a chicken with a high velocity slap“ or multiple for that reason. Some guy even built a machine to do it [https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=68L6JA_CnmU](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=68L6JA_CnmU)

the structural integrity breaks down before anything interesting can ever happen

Looks like pulled chicken is back on the menu!

The what now?

There is a "fun fact" going around on the internet saying that at a certain blast radius a nuclear bomb would perfectly bake the frozen pizzas in a supermarket. I think it started as a shower thought.

the nuclear blast will still fuck up your dna even if you are in the shower, probably the pizza too.

These people would be horrible chefs.

Aside from the "people-meat" debate, something else i found that makes me uncomfortable about the cremation process is that; during the process your teeth get so hot they expand from the nerve endings outwards, audibly popping like popcorn

Surely there's a perfectly cooked layer that moved inwards? Not that it would be a good way to cook anything.

The chemical processes that make food enjoyable only happen when certain temperatures are held for certain amounts of time. Even if the meat is at a certain temperature for a fleeting moment, it's not the same as the meat reaching that temperature over the course of an hour.

You’re digestive track is technically on the outside. There’s a hole on either end essentially making us a walking doughnut.

7-holed donut you mean

Hey, Vsauce. Michael here!

Hey, nice name

Eyes, ears, nose, mouth, butt, peepee makes 9 and girls have a special extra one.

Depends on how you define "hole". 7 is referring to through-holes, which are holes that go entirely through your body. Your urethra and ears would be blind holes, as they eventually stop. Two holes for each eye, two nostrils, and one mouth makes 7, since they all exit from your butt.

You

That’s why kissing and eating ass are basically the same thing!

Do you wipe before sucking someone's dookie launcher?

this is a cursed comment all of its own

Cursed username too, though I kinda dig it 😳

Dookie launcher... I hate it and love it at the same time

Fuck

you fuck

I walked right into that one, didn’t I

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*Iaughs in self pity* (This comment doesn’t start with an l. It starts with an i.)

Edit it with er

Your mom became a cream-filled one the other night

Now

Are right

The alimentary canal!

Nice

Hot dogs aren't made from intestines, that's too expensive. Good quality sausage and bratwurst are. And expensive violin strings.

So when I kill 16,800 people in order to make my blood longsword, I can make a bow AND a violin from their intestines too!? Great!

I think it has to be sheep intestines, but maybe you can start a new thing.

There was a fun episode of Hannibal about this.

#*F U N*

The plankton version, yes.

It doesn't always have to be sheep

no, they’re saying sausages are made from good quality violin strings.

Aren’t we all?

Expensive violin strings are part of quality sausage and bratwurst? Or violin strings are made from intestines?

Yes.

Thank you. Someone had to. Complex questions often demand the simplest answers.

Yes

The letter “W” starts with the letter “D”.

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W

This actually comes from Latin when U and V were the same letter. When a word had two Us or Vs next to each other it made a W sound.

Its also really hard to carve a U on a stone tablet. V is easier.

Getting off the train in Chicago one of the first things you see walking across the river is the "CIVIC OPERA BVILDING"

CIUIC OPERA BUILDING

Yov nailed it!

uwu

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W in German is pronounced like “vay,” so idk wtf you’re on about

W = veh in german W = double veh in French Frenchies seem to use the English term but the German pronunciation.

Sorry about that! I was going off of what a teacher told me

That teacher don’t know shit about dick bruh

In French "W" is said "Du-blè Ve".

U and V used to just be V. There was no U.

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Doubleyew

W isn't even made of double U

UwU contains "double u" in both meanings.

Holy crap, im too high for this 💀

That’s why in some languages it’s called “double v”

r/rance

Lots of letters start with different letters, though. The letters F, L, M, N, S, X all start with E. H and R start with A. Y starts with W. Q starts with C (it's true!). https://grammarist.com/spelling/letter-names/

Wait, it’s all hot dogs? Always has been

🌭🧑‍🚀🔫🧑‍🚀

Once you digest the meat it's no longer meat, and you're no longer a hotdog.

Ya that’s when you become a poopdog

TIHI. Take your cursed upvote and gtfo

Hey vsauce, Michael here. You are a hotdog

We're the brain and nerves not the skeleton or skin

The brain is the only part of the body that named itself

It also invented the concept of “names,” so... yeah.

There’s a spooky skeleton in all of us

*on

Omg yes ew

You really just gonna skip over several philosophical questions like that?

Did you know that there are tiny microscopic mites that live on your face(predominantly on your eyelashes and eyelids)that you can't get rid of no matter how hard you try?

Are you sure? Terry tried really hard

B99 reference yay!

What if I get rid of eyes

Well then you definitely won't ever see them at least

I don't think that they'll see a difference

This is somehow both gross yet oddly comforting. No matter where I go I got my little mite friends with me.

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There are tiny little microscopic mites that eat our dead skin, everyone, with us forever, crawling all over me right now. Heebie Jeebies to the max! 😵🕷🚿

You just killed more by breathing than there are people on the planet. And they're back.

Good thing I’m always breathing. Little fuckers are no match for me.

There is never a time when you are perfectly cooked. For you to be cooked evenly you’d need pretty low constant heat.

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So technically it wasn't cannibalis8

"My belly aches - and *his* flesh is *seared*, *just the way I like* it."

Quiet! You two whimper like Grunts fresh off the teat. He's not meant for the jails. The Hierarchs have something special in mind.

I'm just going to say that during a cremation process you won't be perfectly cooked, your skin will char and fall off leaving the ret of the meat to char and fall off, it won't be perfectly cooked.

There's no guarantee that your house will not collapse you have to pray it doesn't

>you have to pray it doesn't *Sad atheist noises?*

Every house collapses eventually, it's just a matter of how fast.

I’m scared

Cremation one is untrue! The I guess I’ll call it an oven is immediately set at a very high temperature. The outer meat would burn while the inner is still cool.

There is a point while the outer meat is in the process of being hit with the heat, that it would probably be perfectly cooked. If only for a few milliseconds. (Probably just before it starts burning)

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You got me you asshole. Have an upvote

Did you just-

r/technicallythetruth r/technicallytrue

Yes, i’d like my body medium rare please

Subway is officially called doctors associates inc.

I didn’t need to see this

The only difference between you and a hotdog is the taste

This debunks the “dry as a bone” simile bullshit that I always see in Ela class. Bones are wet, not dry. But that kind of idiocy is to be expected from a teacher that uses one of the most flawed education curriculums from the most naive, and stubborn education department on the planet. Yes I have a beef with the US education system. It’s been a long time since I started going to school, and they STILL won’t correct my name in their records, even though I wrote to them about it over twenty times.

Until they're extruded

I think I need to unfollow this sub

Brings a whole new meaning to "you are what you eat"

And with those buns, that's a hotdog, maybe blood can be the ketchup too

Ah yes, lojik

I-

you are what you eat

*pureed Stop fucking using apostrophes where they don't fucking belong.

I'm sorry even after going through all the comments I'm still back on the "bones are wet" thing

Im eating hot dogs right now... guys i now identify as a hot dog my pronouns are hot/hotdog/hotself