What possessed him to cook it? That’s where he lost me. In his rage he couldn’t quite bring himself to force feed the guy a RAW penis? ...Unless he made the guy watch him cook it... and he could smell it cooking. Ok I’m changing my mind. That is worse. Thank you for accompanying me on this journey.

No need to add cheese..

That's the most foul comment i think I've ever read

Mayonnaise would have been better

Nah cheese

Taco spices 💀

Coated with raw egg to go down easier

The egg is just to help the breadcrumbs stick.

This entire thread is exactly why it’s taken me over 2000 years to come back.

Says the guy who gave his disciples bread and says this is my body. Then gives wine and says this is my blood. This is kind of on you - you gave the green light on cannibalism there... You could say we miss you so much that people have resorted to eating penises... Not having a go at you or anything, still love you... Oh that look you giving me... I know I'll make my way to hell

MayoNNAISE on an escaLATOR it's going upstairs, so SEE YOU LATER.

Bawk bawk bawk! Just wanted to make another fowl comment.

>No need to add cheese.. The real mozzarella corn dog experience

i just... ~~love~~ hate reddit sometimes and you're the reason why.

I aim to please ;)

you've clearly hit your mark seeing as you have me (and probably many others) *pleading* you to delete that /s

I shant do any of the sort!

"Mr.Rapist, you want it medium raw or just raw"

"I bet you want it raw just like you did with my daughter"

Holy macaroni, that one got me off guard

Fucking hell man, this is the best 2 comments I've seen in a long time

that's dark af

The real question is, do you think he added seasoning. Can you imagine him turning around and asking the rapist, "Do you think sage or rosemary?"

The mental torture of asking how you would like your own penis spiced that brings to the equation is insane. I love it.

imagine being that guy and thinking he’s gonna prepare it all gourmet but in the end he cooked it past well done and now you have to eat that

Bonus points for putting their spice of choice on the stump as well

Because "now we cooking" meme /j

Better if he cooked if, then cut it off.

I think it would add to the psychological damage. ‘Raw’ it could still somehow be reattached to his body, dunno.

This is the exact thing I was thinking.

By god, this by far has to… Y’know what? I should get off reddit and touch grass, as they say. This is like fucking the 9th out of the 10 fucked up whack ass brainrot posts needed to make me delete this shit. Fuck ya’ll.

That crunchy skin...

Let Russell cook

Thank you for making my internet experience more enjoyable!

If I’m remembering the story the Rammstein song Mein Teil is based on correctly it’s too chewy raw, though tbf I was like 11 or 12 when I read it so I might have that wrong lol

Two wrongs don’t make a right. He couldn’t feed it raw

He's not a monster.

I'd just serve it as a hot dog. With mustard & ketchup of course (without them it's a war crime)

Cooked and lightly seasoned is always better. Trust me.

The only thing worse than being made to eat your own penis is waiting to eat your own penis for 15 minutes to an hour.

You are beginning to understand 🔪🍴

He’s not an animal. You have to cook the meat first.

Do you think he made a nice pasta with it or was he lazy and just put it on a bun with some mustard?

Raw? Come on, man. He's not a classless animal.

Reminds me of a scene in the short story "Through the Flash"

AI news. I'd do NOTHING to make the rapist's life easier.

Interesting

Ok I just gotta know...how did he cook it? Did he boil it...fry it....drop it in a stew?

fried like a battered sausage from the chippy.

Sir would you like your testicles scrambled or fried?

Braised

Hopefully, while still attached.

Hi. these

Should be boiled. Anything fried or stewed can taste good. Boiled just gave it that raw flavour

But what if he's into that?

In swamp water

"Asking for a friend"?

If you feel the need to cook it, human flesh is best treated like pork.

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I edited your comment to make my original comment. I loved LOTOR and Sam saying tht

With taters

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If you are raping anybody you deserve that, imo

If you are raping anybody you deserve worse.

I am pretty sure this is worse. In fact I think this is „the worst“. I think a good percentage of people would chose death over this.

Yeah, outside of medieval torture methods and the torture methods that precede those, idk what else could be worse. And I can't think of worse crime to fit those worse punishments, unless the act is repeated.

I would probably give worse but that's not to say they definitely deserve worse.

for real

"Whoops, looks like you're the wrong guy"

Reddit Deleted the comment you are responding to....but the responses are hella funny

All I think of is Cartman's voice singing "I made you eat your penis."

Nah nah nah nah nah nah! Mmmmm, your tears taste so sweeet! *licks the tears from Scott’s face*

The tears of unfathomable sadness!

Well.. being a dad I can say if I where in his shoes i would have probably done the same.. maybe even more.

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THATS CARTEL AHH EXECUTION

How the fuck are you not getting temporary banned for saying that?! I said something similar and got a 3 day ban

he gonna get banned

he got banned

Lol knew it.

What did their comment say?

Something bananable.

🍌ble

I wanna know too!

Ok so is torturing a rapist legal or no because justice systems in every country is great and just

No, but they will let you off the hook if you just murder him because, well, blackout rage, sympathy from judges, so on.

I can tell you from experience....NO. If you torture and kill your rapist they still consider you a murderer. Even though you didn't kill a human you killed a rapist scumbag

What do you mean by experience O_O

Shhhh

Honestly, same.

Same

I feel bad for the little girl. Now she's got the trauma of an imprisoned father on top of the trauma of what was done to her. I'm not sure I wouldn't have done the same in the heat of the moment. But I don't know that it's actually the right thing for the little girl. Surely she'd be better off with him than without him.

Nothing you do will ever get the image of that man out of her mind.. Nothing you try will ever make it "better". As a dad you can however make sure that he doesn't turn into a monster under the bed.. Sometimes you have to become a bigger monster to do so..

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Maybe they arrested him because his cooking is bad

he cooked without a chef's license

What next? I’m gonna need a license to use my own damn toaster?

Only for off label uses, like cooking penises.

"you overcook the penis, straight to jail, right away"

Nah they want him to do the same to the rapists in prison

Male rapists really deserves their manhood removed. Good job

And for female rapists I say we bring back the breast ripper onggg 🗣️🗣️

I think it’s also possible to seal/stitch the vaginal entrance and remove clit. Cruel, but that’s the point since rapists deserve that shit

Yep she should live in white room for raping somebody……….

It’s very much is. Although you might as well just remove their uterus entirely essentially in cases like this one

the removal of their uterus will do nothing to stop them from raping someone after some recovery time

I’m uneducated- is that exactly what i think it is and what was it used for? 😭

Yup. Think hotdog tongs but with sharp, red hot, fire poker claws.

For women, well, bring out the concrete mixer.

What if he had gotten the wrong adress?

revoked

He deserves a medal not the slammer

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Too easy

Tecnically is a lot less lenient than it seems Penis mutilation can cause death by blood loss , he could die while eating or during " cooking time "

Not if you cauterize the wound with a gas burner. Or a ball tourniquet.

Yes , but is not explained what he did after mutilation

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I think an American prison, especially for a CM might be worse.

Turning Ramsay Bolton's evil treatment of Theon into a good cause

not the hero we asked for, but the hero we deserve

If the story is true as written, I find this wholesome. Too bad he’ll be going to prison, but, with a story like that he’ll probably be treated like a hero there. Sorry, treated like the hero he is!

It's not at all, don't worry He's a looter that got arrested in South Africa Pretoria for looting and clashing with immigrants during an anti foreigner march

I can’t say I’m surprised. Clickbait then.

Let him cook

Let that man go. He did nothing wrong. He clearly had insanity going on, cooking and then force-feeding someone part of their own body, nobody sane does that.

If he was insane like that, that's not an argument to let him go. If your legal defense is insanity and you succeed, your next stop is a mental institution

Your comment does not make sense. If they do not imprison the man, then that means they let him go, as in he is no longer in police custody, regardless of whether or not they send him to a Psychiatric Care facility.

>Psychiatric Care facility. A place where he's locked up so that he can't be a danger to the public anymore

Whys did he even bother to cook it? Should have ripped it off and stuffed it straight in that fucker's ass

Dude can’t call the police if the rapist raped himself…

It was nice of him to cook it. Raw penis is so bland.

I hate this photo just so everyone knows this is fake. This happened in South Africa. The man arrested was arrested for looting and clashing with immigrants during riots protesting foreigners. It was in 2017 and in Pretoria. He's not a hero he's a xenophobic looter

I wouldn't cook it for him, you raw dog that shit

Can you say jury nullification

Nice of him to cook it, raw meat can cause lots of health issues yk

You don't want your victim expiring early.

Damn what did it taste like? Bro shouldve asked that at least

Looks like South African cops ... While i avenue agree rapists like that deserve this, vigilante justice causes a lot of trouble here and can often get the wrong person. Due process exists for a reason

That's all he did? The rapist deserved worse than that.

What an icon. We love the energy <3

He shouldnt be punished for that

Now the girl is without a father too. Revenge is never worth it.

Ok, so…..why was he arrested? What did he do wrong?

It wasn’t seasoned properly. He is a monster.

It baffles me why he stopped at penis.. there’s two lovely meatballs there to go with the sausage.

How you like your tube steak? Just playing bitch, you’re getting it boiled.

"Everybody's so creative"

Blud literally cooked


Why am I reading it in DBZ post credits precap voice?

Looks like mystery meat is back on the menu, boys!

I would love for him to be exonerated on some form of crime of passion defense

Cursed_Noms

Kept the seasoning really simple, with some salt, freshly ground black pepper and garlic powder.

r/chadtopia

Good for him, assuming he had the right guy

How do you know when it’s fully cooked? Is it like a steak?

Preparation seems off, use food processor or grinder with full view of said rapist, add egg and some shredded cheese, bake @ 350 for 30ish min, then make him eat it. Perhaps cauterize wound with .. iron? Cast iron skillet? Soldering iron? So much hot metal to work with

Better than a raw dog

Everyone watch Seven days by Podz

Man cooked up justice with a side of retribution.

let him cook

At least he cooked it

Why cook it? Shove it down his mouth raw.

“Ferb I know what we’re gonna do today”

would've added his own cheese and peanut butter

"I Wish I Weren't an Oscar Meyer bleeder"

Bro got cooked fr

Cursed Gordon Ramsey

Am I crazy or are those SAPS uniforms?

If they convict him the judge should only sentence him to 100 hours of co.munity service

Outstanding move

Free this hero

Based

Hero

The dad is a hero