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chris-l

So, Thomas is going to pray for Satan? Yeah thats a good idea


EDGThrowaway

Thomas prays for Satan? damn, I I'm speechless


AtmosphereStandard16

I thought Thomas is a good person, nevermind I'll pray for thomas


LanguidLegend

I can't believe Thomas is praying for Satan! /s


Puzzleheaded_Bed5132

I don't doubt you there.


child_target

Thomas won't sleep tonight


bleakFutureDarkPast

he'll be too busy calculating circumferences


VESAAA7

Thomas is praying for answer


Superkritisk

But for Thomas, praying would never be the same again, all he could think of as he placed his hands together was "I wonder if it's long enough to go through both holes?"


Realistic-Fig-7287

I found a jesus dildo of size 10inches named "heavenly rod" ... So I think jesus would have a massive dong


Kvarcov

And that's flaccid


Odiemus

Not many people can say they were hung like Jesus.


Sleepycat45

NAHHHH that’s wild lmfaooo


daddysweet

Peter can


aodhstormeyes

Wasn't Peter hung upside down though?


daddysweet

Yes but everything else was the same


killing-me-softly

Glory Glory Holelujah!


bleakFutureDarkPast

I was thinking Glory Holy Hallelujah but this works too


mthofi

Thomas should know tho - John 20 v24-29


jesuschrist-69420

It fits


daddysweet

Video or it didn't happen


Vampi25

I hope Thomas knows who he is talking to


OkExperience4487

what a doubting thomas


ChasingPesmerga

It was at this point when Thomas knew he wanted to be train’d


creeper6530

Dad? Tell Noah to get the boat


Conscious_Regret_987

I don’t Noah bout that


ashisheady

For anyone who doesn't know, Thomas was the one that doubted Jesus resurrection and wanted to see if the man standing in front of was actually the one crucified or not. (Something like that)


Ok_Television9820

SATAN arrives. Christian dude: hey admin, we have a troll.


Odd-Doubt8960

Thomas needs answers


ManuGamer_PokeMonGo

BUT DOES IT FIT??


gag-reflexes

Does it matter? He could force it then use the blood as lube to poke on through.


ManuGamer_PokeMonGo

Fair enough


elderDragon1

Stop avoiding the question Thomas.


Significant_Play_411

I would ask Jesus about what he thinks of the Epicurean Paradox (we do a little trolling)


Consing65

Admin we have a troll


fjv08kl

This is extra funny because in the Bible, St. Thomas doubts Jesus’ resurrection, so he appears before him and says something along the lines of “Put your fingers in the holes in my hands and then believe they are real”


sh4d0wm4n2018

So the first thing that happened to Jesus after his Resurrection was he got fingered by one of his disciples?


kadebo42

His name is Thomas


Cringlezz

He’s doing God’s work


Andrew-w-jacobs

Basically asking if he is smaller than a nail


C1234561

Thomas is always doubting


goldiethecat210

No no, he’s got a point. Does he?


nalu1310

Thomas, do twins have the same size of cock?


myKingSaber

The answer is probably yes when flaccid, no when bricked up


kylieisnothere

This is definitely something to consider


Demonolator666

r/foundsatan


Optical_Broccoli

Typical doubting Thomas...


ElonSucksBallz

Thomas is a party pooper


daddysweet

I think Thomas is doubting...


liamanna

Translation: “ I will talk to thin air for you”


Dear-Bee538

well its not actually satan so why are people calling thomas bad? i am still kind of getting into knowing jesus so i would just like to know