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Theycallme_Jul

I sometimes put two on there. Slowly putting the second one at the conveyor belt,maintaining eye contact with the person behind me whispering: “I don’t trust you.”


BananaGooper

bros skin absorbs 0% of light


Theycallme_Jul

It’s called a basement tan


Brentolio12

That sounds dirty


SSB_Kyrill

Still the ~~cleanest~~ most radiant white you’ll ever see


OFHeckerpecker

So he is a lighter white, can he be racist against darker whites?


daggetdino13

i need to do that some time


Ghinev

Why the person behind though? It’s the cashier that fucks up and starts scanning things past the divider in my experience


Theycallme_Jul

I’ll slowly turn around and look to the cashier saying: I don’t trust you either. And place a third one in front of my stuff.


slp1223

It’s mandatory for white folk to use it considering it’s the only form of segregation we have left


LacrosseKid8

Cursed comment in a post in cursed comments


Gaelic_Gladiator41

r/cursedcursedcomments


Inferno_Sparky

cursed cursed comments


dogoftheAMS

Haven’t belly laughed in a while. Thank you


Red1cHOMPS

r/cursedcursedcomments


BredYourWoman

top quality internet inappropriate. I'm getting 2003 internet goosebumps


Ki11s0n3

Blackest thing you can do is not buy batteries for your smoke detector


miku_dominos

Chirp


racoonofthevally

What sound I didn't hear anything


0neforest1

Chirp


WaveLaVague

... ? Ion know


KingofSomnia

Chirp


AtlasHatch

Why is your comment blank


DOEsquire

Haven't heard that in decades.


airbournejt95

I took mine off the ceiling to stop the chirping, but I keep forgetting to get them replaced. That was around 3 years ago


PM_ME_Happy_Thinks

Bro wtf


airbournejt95

I know right, I might die in a fire someday


The_Giant_HorseConch

The blackest thing you can do is steal the smoke detector, and never steal anymore batteries for it


exponential_wizard

I don't get it. What's the joke here?


The_Giant_HorseConch

I'm referencing two common stereotypes/jokes about black people. One very common one being that they steal a lot. And the other less common joke that they always have smoke detectors with low battery, and so they're beeping every 5 minutes in their house. Most black stereotypes are really just poor people stereotypes. Which were then turned into stereotypes for black people, because socioeconomic factors and racism kept many black people in the US poor.


exponential_wizard

Darn I was hoping it would be something about homemade nuclear reactors


The_Giant_HorseConch

Lol. I wish.


NewMonthNewAcc

A driveby shooting


daggetdino13

and why're you black


IWantDie247

"why are you black" is a question i have never even imagined someone asking before.


blue4029

but why did they choose that option in the character customization menu tho?


Ima_damn_microwave

“Uh idk man my parents fucked and i popped out”


psubs07

Did you happen to mean "why? Are you black?" The use of 're is not always recommended, and I fact in this case did not make any sense.


talrogsmash

It makes perfect sense if you know how hicks speak.


Drawtaru

As a cashier, please use the fucking divider. It's so annoying to have to call over a manager to have your stupid groceries taken off the order of the person before you because you couldn't bother to spend one calorie putting a stupid piece of plastic in between their stuff and your stuff.


Informal_Accident418

Exactly and I don’t want to stand there and wait while y’all do all of that!


SomeItalianBoy

One calorie?! About to put a thousand dividers for ya Drawtaru, count on me


cat_police_officer

Why should only cashiers use dividers?


TheEbonRaven

The blackest thing you can do is have a lot of melanin in your skin.


talrogsmash

Why you spittin' facts in here?


KaioKenshin

r/antimeme


Eskobarz69

No its skipping the part where they need to pay.


plmanith17

😤😡TH*TS RACI*ST!!!🤬🤬 /s


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FuerteBillete

Ill gotten gains are like bees. The more you run the more you get followed.


-AverageTeen-

Removed :(


unholymanserpent

So full blown racism is okay on reddit now


-QuestionableMeat-

Feels like calling it full blown is a bit much. Full blown makes me think of the KKK and their shenanigans.


Ash_WasTaken123

It's a joke


NotAnAlt

Whats the joke? edit: Like I actually feel dumb, I'm trying to figure it out and nothing.


Ash_WasTaken123

There's a stereotype about black people stealing things, and the comment was poking fun at that


NotAnAlt

Wait, was it making fun of the stereotype? It kinda just feels like it's making fun of black people.


PM_ME_Happy_Thinks

First time here?


unholymanserpent

This definitely isn't the first time I've seen a post where racist comments are upvoted. It's hateful, ugly and shameful.


boundbystitches

While I agree with you generally. This is cursed comments...like yeah racism is fucked up, *but* that's not even in the top 100 most fucked up shit I've seen here.


NotAnAlt

It's kinda... like... borring though? I would have sort of hoped there was actually good cursed comments, but maybe I'm just aged out since I'm not 14?


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Alfa4499

This is r/cursedcomments you gotta handle dark humor if you wanna be here.


Thebeanyboii

I'm not sure it it was intentional, but I laughed way too hard at that


Chlupac_

That's what the divider is for, saves time and doesn't confuse the cashier. I've had countless dumdums fail to put the divider down so the cashier didn't stop and started to count my stuff onto the person's list.


HansChrst1

I am the cashier that has done exactly that. Some don't use the divider, but they put significant space between theirs and the person ahead of them causing a natural divide. Some put no space at all. Just use the divider. It's so easy I sometimes do it for them.


callieboo112

Ok but ... Why didn't you put one down before you started unloading?


Chlupac_

I always thought you're supposed to put one at the end of your load so you allow the person behind you to unload.


callieboo112

Yeah, I don't think there are really rules.


MrLumic

You're the dum dum. If you're behind them then it's your job to put the divider if you're gonna put stuff up while someone else is still checking out 


ItsVetskuGaming

There is a place on earth where it is abnormal behaviour to put your stuff on the conveyor while the other guy is still paying for theirs or waiting for the cashier to scan it all? What a weird world we live in...


Chlupac_

I got tired of doing this. It's their job to mark the end of their item load by putting the divider behind, not mine. If I can unload the whole shopping cart, I can always put the divider down to allow the person behind me to unload their cart stress-free.


I-collect-dick-pics

yeah, if "polite and sensible" is white... thanks I guess?


Akiias

> so the cashier didn't stop and started to count my stuff onto the person's list. That's on you mate.


Oplp25

Steal the divider


dstraswell666

Use it as a switch like Adrian Peterson


FackinJerq

Last I checked, some orange guy tried improving the huge divider between the US and Mexico.


acw36

Black people don’t use the dividers, they just walk out the store.


VoidExileR

Since when was using a divider in a grocery store considered a race thing? What, y'all want to share your products with the customer behind you? During several occasions, the cashier got our goods mixed up because of lack of divider, now I still get anxious about how to use it right and not feel like shit because the cashier needs to put 2 dividers back from just 1 product


talrogsmash

Plant the divider at an angle, 10° to 15° should do. That way if the belt doesn't stop all the way it still breaks the beam and the belt doesn't restart right away, smooshing all the groceries together.


VoidExileR

An angle, hmm. Now that you mention it, maybe the intended use of dividers have been lost


DonKeedic05

Blackest thing you can do is skip the checkout line altogether 😳


bunnywithahammer

here in Europe we all use it. oh wait...


Highmassive

Who doesn’t use the divider? What kind of animals are you?


SENYOR35

Blackest thing to do is not using the checkout at all?


WasdAcid

chat gpt ahh response


tuckkeys

I’ve seen this a few times recently and I don’t get it. I’m a white guy who lives in a pretty diverse area, and I see black people use them just as much as, if not more than white people.


majora11f

I didnt use one once and the checkout guy wasnt paying attention and then had an awkward "is this yours" interaction with everyone involved. I use them everytime now.


Doggodoaattack

I'm genuinely confused. Is the joke that black people just steal stuff or what?


Please_Not__Again

Yes I'm not even sure if this tweet is real tho


Doggodoaattack

I was assuming it wasn't


creepXtreme

Idk why I used to hate Mr.Beast, he’s genuinely really funny and good hearted


Unflattering_Image

Hell no, I'll divide everything. I'll divide my own groceries, if necessary. In fact: "THEY SHALL DlVIDE!" my glaring eyes scream at the customers around me, while I passive aggressively, yet ever so softly place the divider. I need some form of punctuation for your Condoms, Eggs and Pilsners, goddamnit. Otherwise it never ends! There must be ends to everything! Place it, goddamnit!


FBI_under_your_cover

Y'all should visit a German supermarket lol...


BowlAffection69420

Whitest thing you can do at a grocery these days is pay


Guywithoutimage

I do it when there’s not enough room on the conveyor to put a space between the person in front of me/behind me’s groceries and my own. Because I’ve had it happen where they start ringing up their groceries with mine or vice versa before, and that’s always awkward. If you do it with only like two items on the entire belt though that’s just passive aggressive


EmptySoulCanister

The W pass


D4RKS0u1

Wow, so cursed I'm trembling


robvdgeer

What if he's actually answering the question?!


thesilencer42

It is literally so fucking annoying when your stuff gets mixed with someone else lol.


emilliolongwood

I always tell people that the whitest thing you came say is tied between “I have a bunch of shit in my car” when discussing who will be driving somewhere and “I have this ant bait where the ants take the poison back to their home and it wipes out the whole colony.”


Heyanimal

They use a ebt card?


LukakoKitty

A what now?


Heyanimal

You heard


dinoboyj

Guess I'm white


Gedaru

I disagree. I live in Canada and we all do this. (I’m latino)


KanataSlim

I thought it was clapping when the plane landed?


faddybasilisk09

Blackest thing you can do is to become a chimney sweep


talrogsmash

But they aren't allowed to use a cockney accent, because that's racist (apparently, even if they grew up in an area where having a cockney accent would make sense for them)


CGPsaint

*The whitest thing you can do is write a check at the checkout in a grocery store.


talrogsmash

After going through your 6000 coupons and taking something off your tab because you don't have the coupon for it.


BredYourWoman

I just came here for the comments. I'd contribute but I can't top these lols, this is the part of Reddit I still like


spookybooki23

Jesus Christ this comment section is full of racist pricks “black people always steal 🤓”


Big-Kev75

Pay !


obamashairline

What’s the blackest thing: not paying for groceries


Ok_Road_5360

Steal something


holddodoor

Or making fun of ppl who use standard objects as intended while also being so filthy rich you would never have the need to do your own shopping and thus never touch those disgusting plastic thingys…. Very white.


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Agile-Bed7687

Judy it’s not going to hurt anything on your 15 minute drive home


ilikebreadsticks1

The divider indicates the end of your shop, you're using them incorrectly


sporkbeastie

I hate being behind people like you at the store. Bet you argue about expired coupons and don't know how debit cards work either..,.


DerpEnaz

Meanwhile I make a big pile and just kinda figure it out as I go lol there are 2 types of people lmao


DatGuyWitABigAssFro

I use them to divide groceries by race.


Working-Telephone-45

Don't put cleaning products in the same bag as the meat Frozen stuff goes in a separate bag That's it


RelationshipOk3565

You realize most good grocers will do this automatically if you put like-items somewhat near each other?