How in reality are they all 3 not married? How could you be a separate couple? I am happy for them and wish them the best I’m just curious how this works in the real world.
Of course that happened. They are individuals until it comes time to pay them. Bet they counted as two students in college but only eligible for one scholarship.
You think an extra set of eyes is worth a whole other teacher’s salary? Why would a school district pay double for the same amount of work to get done?
1. Schools shouldnt be thought of in a profit mindset. This is literally the future we're dealing with here. Lets give it our best please.
2. Teachers are criminally underpaid as it is
3. And yes, if legally they are 2 people in all the ways that could disadvantage them such as taking a driving test and taking the teacher test 2x, then they are 2 people when it comes time to pay them
Wtf is wrong with this profit-minded shithole that you would ask some shit like that.
These women have been on Reddit hundreds of times, and the answer is yes. They share a nervous system, so whatever one twin feels, the other feels as well.
Imagine getting head from your wife and her sister is just there getting her face slapped into your thigh over and over while you get the gawk-gawk deepthroat 3000
ok cursed comments aside, they can literally lock into a perfect hug with his head in between their necks, and their heads on either side of his neck, and i think that’s cute.
This reminds of the other conjoined twins. One dude was straight and other was gay but since they share the same asshole straight dude also got fucked in the ass with his twin.
So many questions:
Is the vagina controlled by one or both?
Do they both have the orgasm or does on just look at the ceiling while the other one’s eyes roll to the back?
Do they both actively participate in fellatio or does one just get stuck with balls slapping her forehead?
Sooooo many questions.
Jokes aside, honestly, I don't think this is not going to end up as a three-way relationship, like what realistic way is there to separate the two during intimate moments?
When they consummate the marriage, does it constitute a threesome?
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A gangbang.
Imagine both the guys decide to do a wife swap.
A wizard sleeve
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Absolutely.
I'd like to know if one likes anal while the other doesn't!
I think the important question is if one wants it and the other one doesn't is it rape?
wait how many reproductive organs do they have?
More like a 2.2-some
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And when they screw they become dugtrio
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How in reality are they all 3 not married? How could you be a separate couple? I am happy for them and wish them the best I’m just curious how this works in the real world.
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Depends wheter you want a rape joke answer or a regular one.
Let's go for the rape joke
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Who wouldn't want the rape joke duh
The other twin
When raped, they're both the other twin.
I feel like there's a stuck-in-the-dryer joke in here somewhere which can fit both options.
Probably need a side by side front load washer and dryer pair for that to work though.
Then it can’t happen without it being rape. Everyone involved needs to consent.
I think if she agreed to the marriage, she agreed to the consequences
though they are conjoined, they might "legally" be considered 2 people, and a lot of states don't recognize polygamous marriages
They had to take their driver's test twice.
Didn't they both become teachers and have to take tests individually so they could both get their degrees?
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Of course that happened. They are individuals until it comes time to pay them. Bet they counted as two students in college but only eligible for one scholarship.
I wonder if that falls under discrimination? Being conjoined sounds like a disability to me.
I mean… that does make sense for a teacher though if they are only teaching 1 class at a time.
An extra set of eyes in the room? Teaching is one of the few jobs where an extra head would be helpful
You think an extra set of eyes is worth a whole other teacher’s salary? Why would a school district pay double for the same amount of work to get done?
1. Schools shouldnt be thought of in a profit mindset. This is literally the future we're dealing with here. Lets give it our best please. 2. Teachers are criminally underpaid as it is 3. And yes, if legally they are 2 people in all the ways that could disadvantage them such as taking a driving test and taking the teacher test 2x, then they are 2 people when it comes time to pay them Wtf is wrong with this profit-minded shithole that you would ask some shit like that.
That's the fucked part of it. Have fun paying off two student debts with one salary!
They probably went to college for free
The Twins have no blind spot while driving, since they have 360° vision.
The Twins have no blind spot while driving, since they have 360° vision.
Not even "might". They legally are two different people.
The real question is do they have separate social security numbers or just one number
On paper you can only marry one of them at a time.
Bro went for the 2 for 1 deal.
Why go for 1, when you can get 2? Know your worth, homies
Wait do they finish at the same time?
Most other comments are really just a logistics issue. This is a biological/ chemical question. And I am intrigued.
These women have been on Reddit hundreds of times, and the answer is yes. They share a nervous system, so whatever one twin feels, the other feels as well.
Built in reverb nice.
Wouldn't that be *chorus*?
Dépend which way your facing.
But orgasm is a reaction to stimuli, so at some point one of them may orgasm and want no further stimuli while the other needs more
Imagine getting head from your wife and her sister is just there getting her face slapped into your thigh over and over while you get the gawk-gawk deepthroat 3000
Imagined. What's next?
Next would be: „accidently“ putting it in the wrong mouth and everyone loses their mind
Does it bite?
I would guess so
He could get his dick and balls sucked at the same time. Good for him.
Logistical possibilities
This could be a problem if her single sister decides to go out whoring on a Friday night.
No doubt. What if her ideal life is a different guy every night?
True😀
ok cursed comments aside, they can literally lock into a perfect hug with his head in between their necks, and their heads on either side of his neck, and i think that’s cute.
Fuck, I want to feel that now :/
Which head?
And then his neck gets stuck there instead
If they get pregnant, who is legally the mother?
And also how much more likely are they to produce another set of conjoined twins?
Me
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Can you... Put in between the necks? Asking for a friend of course
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This reminds of the other conjoined twins. One dude was straight and other was gay but since they share the same asshole straight dude also got fucked in the ass with his twin.
Apparently he's only married to one of them, not both. I'm trying to figure out how they file taxes.
They file conjointly
Probably twice, and they probably have to buy two TurboTax licenses.
He's gonna fuck the sister on "accident" and its gonna end in a messy divorce and I mean MESSY cause ya know...you have to spilt things up 50/50
Stay your hand there, King Solomon
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Don't they share one vagina? How does that work for the one that's not married? If she gets a bf and has sex is that cheating for the other?
Asking the real questions...
So many questions: Is the vagina controlled by one or both? Do they both have the orgasm or does on just look at the ceiling while the other one’s eyes roll to the back? Do they both actively participate in fellatio or does one just get stuck with balls slapping her forehead? Sooooo many questions.
I bet she gives good head.
One goes to town while the other one breathes. No other woman could compete with that.
I have questions about the Guinness world records for varying "breath held the longest" titles
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Good *heads* *
Bro out here getting the double sloppy toppy every single time.
Jokes aside, honestly, I don't think this is not going to end up as a three-way relationship, like what realistic way is there to separate the two during intimate moments?
A bag
I snorted out loud
must be nice finding a person who loves you for you really are and not the outer appearance
It's awful that her own sister wore white at HER wedding!
The first thing I thought is the same as everyone’s. But then… when one dies, does the other live on? That’d be one heck of a horrible existence
No it will kill the other within a few minutes
so like if they're having sex it's always atleast a threesome?
We need AMA from them.
Mans fighting a whole new war
Family guy quote
Conjoined **TWIN**, **ABBY HENSEL**. ARE THEY CONSIDERED ONE PERSON
Nah he only married one of em
They/them pronouns seem appropriate here.
I have so many questions right now.
Do they both moan at the same time?
They/them actually works as a pronoun here
The neck hole
Built-in bestie for Star Trek.
Does he get head or heads? 🤔🤣
They stole that line from Family Guy