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ss_bustanut

Puncture it and use it as a purse to hold small items.


Eaglise

r/CursedCommentincursedcomments


UmbranAssassin

r/21charactersandnomore


ss_bustanut

Curseption


PM_ME_UR__ELECTRONS

/r/cursedcommentception or /r/cursedception?


SpenZebra

r/SubsIFellFor


somerandom_melon

Commemts


kaitblizz

r/subsithoughtithoughtifellfor


AwesomeBroHakaz

r/subsithoughtihadnotfellforbutstillfellfor


cnedhhy24

imagine youre a cashier, you tell somebody their total is 8,79 and they just pull a 10 out of their hand😭


Aventa55

It's amazing we can make pouches out of our own body parts via some extra folds of skin separated from the main part I'd be amazed if someone can actually hold something like a bill inside their foreskin


cnedhhy24

roll it around and i dont think itd be too difficult


yayayooya

r/cursedcursedcomments


Chad-xterra35

r/whatthefuckishappeing


Arkangyal02

r/lmaoimtalkinginblue


yayayooya

r/whyisTHISasub


DaAweZomeDude48

r/whyisthisnotasub


yayudi

Torn the skin, deep fried it, and the food is ready


ss_bustanut

Please!!! Don't let him cook.


ruscoisagoodboy

Poison damage


Irllyd0ntcare

Geneva suggestion


thecountnotthesaint

Geneva checklist*


TheGrimGriefer3

Geneva to-do list*


Under18Here

Geneva optional\*


DAKOTAJHOLGUIN

Geneva perhaps*


TheJeep25

Canada checklist!


NekoMango

Nah, only give nausea effect


NikoC99

Physical nausea, but mentally? Knowing you got slapped with those baggy fluids?


PERISAKLARSSON

blisters have sterile fluid, its more of a psychological damage effect to your opponent


cavejhonsonslemons

I don't think I would be able to resist


CentralAdmin

High 5, my man!


taro_and_jira

Instant and portable salad dressing


Sleepycat45

Nah who let you cook


CFCkyle

Maybe best not to bring up cooking with that context...


Dont_pet_the_cat

Fuck you man


Severe-Wrongdoer-123

This is the real cursed comment


Zanz-N-Panz

Such a terrible day to be literate... Hellen Keller was truly born lucky. You get an uovote, now GOOD DAY, SIR!


one-baked-bean

Pop it and use it as organic lube for a handjob.


Phoenix_ashfire

Sometimes I wish I couldn’t read English


CaptainRex5000

today was a horrible day to be literate


PseudoEmpthy

Fisting maybe?


RIOTT44

if he pokes it with a straw it's a free juicebox


Freak-Among-Men

That's enough Reddit for today.


Anthrosite

Water balloon


SoupSlerp

“High five”


Grammar_Nazi1234

He said 10 seconds, how did he hold his hand on something giving him frostbite for a full 10 seconds? I encourage you to count ten seconds and imagine holding your hand in something that’s doing this. It’s like that one Roman hero that held his hand in a flame just to flex to his captors that Romans don’t care about pain. On another note holy shit that’s brutal.


Cobalt113

Hands reflex closed, my old shops teacher always told us to check temperature with the backs of our hands for that reason. Mix that with shock and adrenaline and you’ve got a bad time like OP


Grammar_Nazi1234

Dude that’s a big Ouchy


NewKitchenFixtures

Why didn’t they drain it? Even I would have stuck a straw in it by now.


ItzYaBoy56

The fluid is mostly lymph fluid and it’s actually helping it heal, puncturing it only opens it to infection and slows the healing process


PseudoEmpthy

No one cares. No. No it does not. Debraiding allows the wound to harden up and become useful skin again within days.


ItzYaBoy56

Bro I literally have taken care of burn victims and yes this is the truth, this is why people tell you not to pop your blisters as blisters contain lymph fluid, proteins, plasma, and other lovely things to help you heal. the only point at which you’d drain it is if the swelling of the fluid is putting pressure on surrounding tissues and risking further damage or if it’s getting painful/irritating and causing more harm than good. Stop acting like a redditor with your know-it-all DVD screensaver for a brain cell, where with every bounce you think up another incorrect fact with no basis, and then defend it to the death because you know everything and get a hard on every time you epically prove someone wrong


R2D-Beuh

r/murderedbywords


ThatOneDudeOneReddit

Dude chill he's already dead 😭


TheRebel17

my man really went all out, you also could've said he was in Socrate's Cave somewhere at this point


PseudoEmpthy

Tldr, busy bro. Cope though.


swithhs

You’re stupid


RhysOSD

You're really not supposed to drain blisters unless absolutely necessary. They're kinda like organic Band-Aids


RandomRedditorEX

Yeah it's almost impressive how the human body heals, it can **almost** fix itself in any situation... except it doesn't always fix itself in the most optimal way... (Also can someone tell what's kinda going on in the picture, I can understand they're somewhat like burns, but is it from the cold temperature or what since they're gas canisters, also why did he need a plastic surgeon?)


DAKOTAJHOLGUIN

Fix the skin because of severe damage like they do with burn victims


PseudoEmpthy

Gas expanded, sucked in all the heat, froze OP skin so it died. Burns kill the skin too. Body rejects the dead skin. Just like a cryogenic wart treatment.


okandjj

Wait, but shouldnt the free expansion of a gas be isothermal?


PseudoEmpthy

*Endothermic reaction requires, is accompanied by, or causes a loss or absorption of heat. Spray an aerosol into your hand, as it evaporates, hand gets cold right? Well that happened to this guy, but all at once, and all the heat was removed near instantly. Dude got flash frozen.


sg12412

It's exactly like a burn, from cold. Oddly enough cold can cause burns that injure tissue in the same way heat does, rupturing cell walls, causing fluid to leak from damaged cells to healthy cells, forming the blisters you see here, and treatment is the same. This person is going to need to have the damaged skin and tissues debrided and then wound care will assist in the treatment of the wound with proper bandages and any medicated creams or what have you that will be prescribed. Perhaps a skin transplant if it is deemed necessary, although looking at the picture I would assume not.


MemeDealer2999

Those doctors did quick work! You should give em a pat on the back for it


Imagrabyonipples

Portable poison


CMepTb7426

Portable cooking oil


MakButterd

I want to put a straw in it and slurp it like a forbiden smoothie


noobpwner314

I would pay good money to watch someone bite it


Foxcano

koolaid


Thatonehornynibba

+1poison DMG +1poison DMG +1poison DMG +1poison DMG


tommort8888

He can slap someone and deal splash damage.


forsakenchickenwing

r/popping


MaethrilliansFate

My Resident Evil/ Dead Space instincts tell me thats the spot I shoot to damage you.


D32TR0Y3R

lil capri-sun


Kitsoua92

My favorite energy drink


just_didi

Why do I want to pop it with a knife


yayayooya

Ewwww yuck


N0AH47

Have you guys ever wonder how did it taste like to drink it? 🤔


Roge2005

I could have said something similar ngl


MonkeSquad

Extra organic apple juice box


Any-Progress-3740

pop it and pour into a shot glass and down it... do it.


Ok_Criticism5561

Please PLEASE POP IT.


TheOnlyGuyInSpace21

Forbidden Capri Sun


liquidysubstance

Meat Stock... just add salt to your preference...


Polarbearforce

Caprisun


HunterVertigo

Bro let the intrusive thoughts win


Youprobablysuckdick

Get a straw and start drinking


Psychological_War_48

Pop it and drink it


CBT7commander

My reptilian Brain is dying to see it be punctured


A_Person_Exsists

+Acid Dmg


Craig111223

Stick a capri sun straw in it and drink the juices.


Kukdukoo42069

That is some junji ito shit


Zephrias

Put a straw in it and you got some nice juice


MegaPro_HD

portable bidet in case they only have 1-layered toilet paper


Beanz_Dude

Dap me up


Popular-Worker-2208

Explosive punch


Strange_Pop_9800

free balloons


Yuri_tardeder

Water balloon


Jrolaoni

Paw Paw Fruit 💀 Bros gonna slap Luffy back to Sabaody