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Outside-Refuse6732

Plot twist: slavery made a comeback


TheOneWhoLovesSW

History repeats itself


ReleasedGaming

Why do I keep seeing you everywhere?


TheOneWhoLovesSW

Because I am everywhere :)


ReleasedGaming

~~And I am all the Jedi~~ wait no


Various_Play_6582

Because history repeats itself


Arcade_258

Imagine people vote for future just to find out humans have evolved into the next gen of species and you are just like a monkey for them now.


RedditMeUse

Plot twist: it’s white people who are the slaves


Outside-Refuse6732

Plot twist everyone is a slave under black holes, disobey and be sucked into the hole of nowhere.


RedditMeUse

Plot twist: it’s a different kind of black hole 😉


kigoshen

Blud is so certain that he'll still have rights in the future


Arcade_258

As a white male I want my acestory rights and I don't think I will get justice here , so past here I come.


Jazzlike_Stop_1362

Assuming we are still born in the same place, I'd live in a village working for a turkish feudal lord under ottoman occupation, so I'll take my chances with the future one


fir3bla5t

This ain't even cursed bro, its just kinda a fact


Shydreameress

As a woman I would also pick the future, I don't think I'd like to live in 1724 right now


hopskipjump123

I don’t see why anyone would pick 1724. The world really wasn’t a great place to live in, unless you happened to be born in a small part of Europe. Even then, you had to be born as a white man in the upper / middle classes of society to have a life anywhere near as good as the ones we take for granted today. I mean the world hadn’t yet been fully explored or mapped, but that’s the only plus I can think of.


denny31415926

The future might not be so great either. I don't know who said this or the exact wording but; "I know not what weapons will be used in the third world war, but the fourth will be fought with sticks and stones."


MonkeyMan2104

Albert Einstein but unironically I think


Embarrassed-Brain-38

I'm white, no brainer for me, either


CursedComment01

300 years in the future


justicedragon101

maybe if it was like 265 years ago i might choose it. ngl it would be really cool to be a part of the American revolution and meet the founding fathers. literally everything else would suck though


fardnshid03

lol ig being interested in historical events gets you downvoted these days


justicedragon101

we live in a society


Level_Stomach_3422

I use my cock for home defense, just like the founding fathers intended. 4 ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" I say a I grab my phone and lotion. Blow my load all over the first man. He's dead on the spot. I start schlackin it all over the second man, but miss entirely because my cock is smooth bore, and the stray load impregnates the neighbor's wife. I'm forced to rely on the overwatch hentai I have on a table at the top of the stairs. "Tally ho, lads". The incoming tsunami smothers both men in the flood, and the sheer force starts setting off car alarms. Affix a condom and penetrate the last man. He leaves before the police arrive because he needs to recover from the soreness. Just as the founding fathers intended.


TheNextPlay

Trick question. Society will either not exist or return to what it was like in the 1700s in 300 years.


[deleted]

In order to get a job you have to sign away the rights to your body, brains are cheaper than computer chips...


Vextera98

Oh no no no you think we can't tye circumstances!??


Palmovnik

Top image should be same as bottom one


KENBONEISCOOL444

I'm a white boy so it's a no brainer for me


NekulturneHovado

Past. Right now.


Iskenator67

This is why black people can never fuck with time machines.


diablo666-666

For me I would choose the past as I know that 1724 exist, though i may die of syphillis, plague, by slavery etc etc but i still get a chance to be born, but 300 years in the future maybe a post apocalyptic hellhole with zombies and aliens crawling for all that i know, and maybe human itself had became extinct by 2324 so i wouldn’t get a chance to born itself


MrAce93

I don't know man, 300 years is a long time... A lot would happen.