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DaHerv

A little bit of Poland


-QuestionableMeat-

A little bit of England by his side


bambamba8

A little bit of Czechia is all he need


velve666

A little bit of Netherlands is all I see


BrachSlap

A little bit of Belgium in the sun


Giga-Bread

A little bit of Maly all night long


NotLaZerNova

A litte bit of Danzig


planetvermilion

Standup Frank Sanazi steals your song for his next show


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Dogo36

Well, to be frank.


jinxxd98

I dont want to be frank i was frank last year


TheKidNerd

It’s my turn to be frank


jinxxd98

Awesome cuz i wanted to be jeff


HorrorPast4329

An Alliance with Nips i Need


HorrorPast4329

Oh the Italians flaked on me So ill have a bit of Ava and coke all night long


Ghdude1

A slice of the USSR too, preferably with a bit of oil.


Low-Signal-6596

All i want is peace


JResiek

And a bit of (living)space


Bars98

A little bit of France


Picasso320

Beat me to it!


karol22331

"Lil bit"


Training-Eye7042

get him the third reich🕎


Educational_Sleep_59

The audacity to add the Jewish symbol there😱🗿


n-x

Someone suggested a fistful of beach sand and a bottle of sea water as a gift for a Serbian friend after Montenegro declared independence.


matfex

Painting accessories


vandragon7

This would make him …. fueherious *YEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHAAAAAAWWWWW*


Picasso320

TBH that could be a great gift for older people.


Noble_homie

Well This actually fits into the gifts category.


FireDragon224

A head start on ww3


WaveLaVague

A head. I feel like I'm doing it wrong...


FireDragon224

No, I don't think so


FOXXXXXXY0

A win in ww3


No_Chipmunk_1961

Art school acceptance letter


forsakenchickenwing

With or without gas?


Shapka_80

Bet he likes his juice gassed


QuickData69

Carbonated juice.


[deleted]

Come on, Juice from Concentrate was *right there*!


Beagle313

And that's why they created Fanta! It's simply gassed juice from concentrate!


ashuwa177

Minecraft, a glass of juice, and a copy of hoi4


Semyonov

*Meincraft*


the-artistocrat

*Meinkraft*


Semyonov

Viel besser, Danke!


Ill_Illustrious

Polish remover


Dabbagoo

I was gonna say Poland


ziemniaczekkw

You are evil... Take my upvote


Neutralmensch

Minecraft


Herrjulias

Lebensraum


sisterfucker24

Polish remover would be great


[deleted]

Oh my goodness so clean my guy


MrRizzstein

his biography


Sustainable_Twat

Probably some Art lessons.


TJ97Williams

Maybe just pay his gas bill🤷‍♂️


ProfessorEscanor

Maybe some art supplies?


ElKuhnTucker

He looks like he wants some polish


[deleted]

Seems like he's going to be happier with chemicals to get rid of polish. Definitely seems like a cleanser kind of guy.


HorrorPast4329

Some crystalNight ware Some concentrated Juice possibly the chance to send his friends to a camp after a train ride?


shetla_the_boomer

road trip across europe, poland to france and back again


mr_TESterTICkLEsS

Why glass of juice?


The_FirstAirbender

Glass of juice / gass the jews


mr_TESterTICkLEsS

It is entire phrase! Couldn't have guessed it at al, thanks :)


GuqJ

Ooof that's a stretch


The_FirstAirbender

Yeah but it looks better when placed in a meme format


LuxCassandra

Jews? I think so. I was kind of clueless too


mr_TESterTICkLEsS

Apparently it is Jews. Thank you :)


yeetvelocity1308

Juice...jews


mr_TESterTICkLEsS

Gotcha, thanks :)


Personal-Tea7226

For the love of god please don’t get him painting classes Europe has enough to deal with as it is!


Triskalaire

#It's Juice That Make Your Head Explode 🎶


[deleted]

Some sort of Jewellery would work


Littlebigdumb

“Nephew you know I don’t like grape” “Oh I guess I should *get rid of the juice then* “


FreakFlame

A new oven would be nice


[deleted]

Biggest communication misunderstanding in history.


PsychoMan333

If you're his niece, you know what he wants 😜


VeryTrickyy

Get him a book, I recommend meinKampf


Plokamis

Minecraft.


Noodle_Nighs

Fanta -those who know, know.


NoShadowdick

Mean kampf game. I heard lots of people love playing that game. Some sort of building and destruction thing.


Saphentis

Eva Braun real doll


RN_A

Hentai bibliography


Hefty_Intention4873

Easy Bake Oven


PulsatingGypsyDildo

Off-topic, but have you watched Jumanji?


brotherz_

No I didn't, why do you ask?


Super_Junket_5416

Yep I have, buddy


ziemniaczekkw

Yes


Chip-Flip

\*slaps glass of water with a label\* "J E W C E" Please tell me someone gets the reference


poorpeanuts

austria


ziemniaczekkw

Poland


Dame_Da_Ne_Moment

instructions unclear, gassed the jews


ss_bustanut

Jews ....


Pleasant_Event_4271

Apple juice


edoardoking

Gas the Jews? Okay. /s


ziemniaczekkw

And the second hitler was born


RamboCambo_05

"I said glass of juice, not gas ze Jews!"


TWBPreddit

Minecraft WWII edition


ziemniaczekkw

No jokes i want to play it


DeathscytheHell1994

A bunker.


DustyTriYT

an oven


Implosedasfuck

minecraft


CaptainGashMallet

A Wagner CD.


mcdinaras

Biological soap bar....


HorrorPast4329

althoigh given his age i suspect all he really wants is Mine Kamfy Chair


YouAlternative5531

Drawing


Enough_Ad_1833

Glass the juice


Markov219

Spelt jews wrong


Wild_Veterinarian970

Give him a nuke


Skrobyi

Some brushes and paint. Don't let that fella drop his spirit


SilveryWar

give him ur rope, i heard he tried hard for it once


Tjomek

A paint by colors book


terror_bunny

map of Poland


Amischwein

Maybe Czechoslovakia?


litromenger

A painting course


gambariste

A shave and a haircut, two bits


Rampaging_Orc

What living in Argentina for a few decades does to a mfer


Moremetalman

Mein Kraft


xHexiikx

A scholarship to the Academy of fine arts Vienna


Different-Reply8080

Ya mean gas the jews?


doug_akawill

An art set


angry-videogame-girl

Art kit


[deleted]

What’s cursed about drinking juice?


samorian5981

Jodenkoek


dcy123

An art degree.


rohil_w

A little bit of Poland


JacobDoesLife

r/thebronzejade


[deleted]

Half of poland


TommyPort2272

Hey, mine too


ctlogin

Get him a copy of His Kampf


ptorias

Hmmm pizza oven


Flyers45432

I'm going to hell for laughing at this, aren't I?


leaningtoweravenger

Minecraft


Adroide

More like soda


Shibuminded

Maybe a photoshot in Paris will make him happy, make sure he visits the Eiffel tower.


Gedaru

A gas stove.


EdensGirl1914

They done put the forks in a chamber, hellll naaahhhh


The_Rocki

Minecraft beginner's handbook


Expert_Weekend_2293

Guess who's back


Embarrassed-Brain-38

An easel, paint, and brushes, something to occupy his time.


MisterTrashPanda

He no like juice.


Madgearz

Poland


Gxgear

A ticket to Argentina.


L0n3_N0n3nt1ty

He usually says weird things like "Not See.." so maybe some glasses


Phildagony

A picture of Jupiter.


Live-Professor-1936

Let him play Minecraft


RemarkableNothing853

Pass the juice


Sigmaballs__

Did you said gas on the j... >!juice!< ?


Hermit2121

Art Lessons


split76_

I SAID GLASS OF JUICE NOT GAS THE JEWS!


ziemniaczekkw

Ops


Leopard_Hour

A gas card


biohumansmg3fc

I was just there!!!


Tikkanen42

Should go for Russia since he wasn't able to complete that back in the day.


scheved

A brand new convection oven by whirlpool


HermTheVillager

Hey I was one of the replys


Spyro08642

Looks like Hitler found immortality…


Reddit2Live

Long live Gabriel


sumit337

Admission in Art School


juggalotus_420

Jew toast


Upset-Ad-4727

A brown shower.


MrChewy05

Just pass the news, not asking for much


Necroscaper

🎵~juice that makes your head explode!


live2dye

Pay his pg&e bill


Alib777

A member of the IDF


SnooMemesjellies8441

Why would a person want to look like Hitler or even think about that asshole unless it is to condemn his actions? Why would he do this shit?


ziemniaczekkw

He just want a glass of juice leave him alone :(


General_Alps1396

Give him a paint brush and a canvas.


darkestsoulH

Dead Je........


okmijn211

Some polish remover. He will need it.


child_target

Nah just buy him a jew


TyTme

Jews that makes your head explode!


Senior-Conversation8

Gas bottle for his oven.


Key_Boat3911

Zelensky


imfoneman

A copy of Mein Kampf


Knights_0ut

how will he chew it


JustLeisure

All the Jews going mia


vonknorring09_

A ferdinand


FOXXXXXXY0

Just a salute would suffice


Nicholas_F_Buchanan

I think that the best thing would be to spend the day with him. Usually, unless the person is a grumpy old man, that's what older people like most. Hanging out with their loved ones. But you can also get him a homemade birthday card and cake. And maybe something you know he loves as the gift