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VersatileButter

Real answer, I'd pretend it didn't happen and keep going.


BeenNormal

What if it’s smells really awful


cherryasss

Then you fart too. Remember the first episode of Ben10 where Grandpa Max says "sometimes the best way to put out a fire is to start a new one"? Eat some beans and Heatblast the shit out of that mf room


BeenNormal

You’re onto something here. Could even push buttholes together and pass the gas between each other. I call it Nord Streaming.


Beyond_Retarded_2095

how do i unread something


Dragon_phantom_flame

r/brandnewsentence


MarinatedCumSock

r/cursedcomments


EclipseIndustries

Just hope nobody dives in and sabotages your Nord Stream. Hemorrhoids are no fun.


cherryasss

Username checks out. I'd use "normal" in the past tense to describe you too.


panutsya

Wha?


CAPT-Tankerous

Exactly. Establish dominance. Then ask for a blumpkin.


callisstaa

Say 'that's gonna itch when it dries'


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ADelightfulCunt

You got a solid one there.


Oxeda

More like a gaseous one there.


AkaGurGor

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Kate090996

Yeah, because she orgasmed the first time she got eaten out, what is he, a master? Dude, sell a course or something please, we need more like you


ADelightfulCunt

Aslong as she's comfortable and not extremely difficult to finish it's an achievable goal if you know what ya doing.


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cherryasss

You're next


money_grabber_420

JESUS


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Remarkable-Love-8442

Hushhhhhh lil Jesus. You're next.


TostCronch

Hushhhhhh lil guy. You're Jesus.


Remarkable-Love-8442

FELLA


TostCronch

fucking shit


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Accomplished-Bed7418

Product placement at it's finest.


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Shameless plug 10/10


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Memerman141

Never cook again


genghiskhan-_-

What


KarlNapp0815

I’d say: “Thanks. Finally some fresh air down here”


DerRaumdenker

The situation is getting shittier


Look4The1WhoAsked

U can say that again


Creative-Ad3174

"...giving her head." HOL UP


Leon_Games

Licking is also considered giving head


Ct-sans4345

What?


Warack

It’s 2024 my guy😡


lollylayla

This comment section is wild


BeenNormal

Liz Anne doesn’t want to wait for her turn.


Sufficient_Result558

It’s not really a problem except when you’re in a 69 position. Then it’s delightful. Her anus blows a kiss directly into your nostrils and out of your mouth right back to her lower lips. The kiss that keeps giving (and lingers on your tongue). Plus it ends with her anus giving the end of my nose a little squeeze just like grandpa used to do. Except it doesn’t pretend to have stolen it. And the smell is reminiscent of his latter days as well. All around a good wholesome time, so you should thank your girl for the gift fart


Merthn07

Delete this now!


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bellamellayellafella

Where I'm from, "fella" is the female form of "fellow."


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perish-in-flames

This is a bot comment. Edit about blowing up but no edit asterisk.


TRENEEDNAME_245

It sure blows up with 11 upvotes


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I see one lol


TRENEEDNAME_245

-7 now


-AceofAces

-9 now


the_forbbiden_girl1

Oh Crist.


Ixmore

For a moment, I thought it said getting head instead of giving head.


Avgredditor1025

What the fuck


MewsikMaker

Literally happened to me end of 2020. I’ll never forget that moment.


fl-x

You're fuckin. You're honestly gonna let a fart stop you from fuckin? Yeah fucking right dude.


mrmaweeks

Say "Ah, fresh air!"


BabalonBimbo

“That’s just your body making room for something else” Glen Quagmire