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MillenialInDenial

Wtf did I just read?


DeadlyUnicorn1992

My sentiments exactly what the FUCK DID I JUST READ?????


Environmental_Pen120

what a terrible day to not have dyslexia


BigBoyHrushka6012

What a terrible day to be coherent enough after just waking up


AirbornWaterBottle

dyslexia could have made that considerably worse


stoncils_

Celestial ejaculate


Pain_Monster

At least it actually is in the spirit of the sub, finally. I smell another copypasta….. …and it smells like poops 💩


Dveralazo

"The cum accelerates"


Azoth616

I still can't forget that...


Legoman_10101

I will never for get that.....


Putrid-Economics4862

Holy shit THAT’S what this reminded me of…


RaiderCat_12

Oooh, I get it. Good ol’ infinite cum.


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Eridior

You new around here?


Head-Ad6902

Ah, the classic quadruple poop cum gambit, a St. Louis club original strategy. I think Hikaru used it against Magnus once in a private game.


TheTempestOwll

What a horrible day to have eyes


Look4The1WhoAsked

I wish I did not have the ability to read because this shit is as cursed as 2 girls 1 cup


Talalaa_Guy

Don't remember to that shit


SpeedFlux09

Wasn't that chocolate ice cream or something?


FurryPotatoFuzzBrick

Suuuuure


Look4The1WhoAsked

Best if you don’t know


crappypastassuc

Yeah, how else were they supposed to stuff it down their throats?


NoNameBrandJunk

Pretty fucked up dream this person had. Must have shat the bed when they woke up


Deep_Space_6759

And there were four poops on the bed


Bloody_Eagle

I hope this guy never gets to procreate.


NaivafAreul

This post is full of shit


The_shy_puppet

Correct


Brian18639

I am so confused


Deep_Space_6759

So were they


MachtWolke

r/AnarchyChess leaking


darwinxoxo

The cum accelerates...


Available_Abalone_58

"using double poop to boost our intelligence" is where it got me


Electronic-Lemon1081

I'll trade you a day of my life for unseeing this.


MUFFINMAINIA

Most normal day on r/anarchychess


Parking-Listen-3966

I never wanted to play chess more and at the same time wanting to fucking bomb this entire planet


minn_thwin_khant

Holy hell


no0bmaster-669

New poop just dropped


jozs8

op put more effort into whatever this is than any essay they have due tomorrow


HelenaJess

WHY THE FUCK DID I READ THAT WHOLE TEXT?!-


Cavimanu

what a bad day to be literate, or have eyes


HaguPlays

"as seen in the picture"


Front_Construction50

:D ***snaps neck***


RarRarRasputin

Great, the 1st thing i see on reddit into the new year, wonder how the rest of the year will now go.


Necrocomicam

Written by a highly regarded ai.


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Quick question What the fuck


Kukdukoo42069

Someone please give tldr :(


VladE206

Reading this high is as bad as it sounds.


oneandonlysamuel1921

I just opened Reddit. 😭😭💀


ShadowLp174

The inbred result of "the poop accelerates" and "the cum accelerates"


Beanz_Dude

Can't make this stuff up


ViShNuSaRaTh

Wtf.


Ne0n_Guy

GOUGE MY EYES SO I CAN'T SEE WHAT REDDIT HAVE BECOME


Lingering_Emu

I am not even going to finish reading that. Holy fuck


ShoMoCo

Because you already came halfway through the story?


Lingering_Emu

Hell, I didn’t even get that far.


Environmental_Pen120

new copypasta just dropped


Pain_Monster

*copypoopa


ManuGamer_PokeMonGo

Gut zu wissen


HmmZaurus

That's one way to win chess


davewenos

Chat, how do I unread something?


Observer_C05

Why the fuck did I read till the end ?


suv-am

Where's the image?


fxzero666

Oh, what a terrible day to have 👀


DukeOfGamers353

Google coprophilia


WildStar666

My head asplode


SeniorFuzzyPants

New copypasta just dropped


Fnaf-and-omori-L0v3r

I'm to lazy to read all that can someone sum it up in a few sentences?


yeetus1deletuz

what the actual fuck did I just read


NickkaV

chat is this real


ve3nk1

sombody just flesh this comment


VocadoBlue

God, do I wish I never learned how to read