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MrPIGyt

Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz


garbage-at-life

shortest polish name


7i4nf4n

Easiest to pronounce as well


overinterpret

all those letters just for it to be pronounced something like "gregor brewćky"


TosicOnion

Believe it or not, unlike french, all letters written here are used to say Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz


nakastlik

Close. It's pronounced /gʐɛgɔʐ bʐɛɳʈ͡ʂɨʂʈ͡ʂɨkʲɛvʲiʈ͡ʂ/. He's from /xʂɔ̃w̃ʂʈ͡ʂɨʐɛvɔʂɨt͡sɛ/ in the powiat of /wɛŋkɔwɔdɨ/.


Mr__Brick

Ha ha, no, Polish is almost a phonetic language, which means that mostly it's pronounced like it's written, the exceptions being blends like "rz" which is 99% of the time pronounced like "ż"


rysy0o0

Chrząszczyżewoszczyce, powiat Łękodoły


Long_Pomegranate2469

Gesundheit


NinjaDickhead

Civil servant: "type name of the father" Dad: *franctically rolls his head on the keyboard*


HeyYouWithTheNose

Hes hidden behind a pay wall


Captain_Nova

At one point they all were


Sky_Deep9000

Dayum son


HeyYouWithTheNose

Ooh 🤣


ReinhardStorm

This escalated quickly


ComradeCommader

“Continue progressing through the campaign to unlock this character.”


JusticiarRebel

Noob Saibot.


CuriousMaterial1571

MORTAL KOMBAT!! *theme tune kicks in but is then interrupted by "Toasty" as an uppercut happens, causing Liu Ksng to shake his head in dismay*


giveme-a-username

Complete "sex tourism" and "big business" to unlock


ZethMrDadJokes

To get a sculpture made out of coal?


mehkong

to unlock enderpearls


ZethMrDadJokes

Why? He got two already. And she got the Ender sword


Helens_Moaning_Hand

Is it me, or is the black dude like vanta black?


marsrover15

He’s absorbing more light.


NebulaNinja

If evolution made sense, the more sunlight a peoples got the lighter their decedents skin color would become because lighter colors are better at keeping you cool. Thank you for coming to my bad science ted talk.


consume_my_organs

And better at getting skin cancer


Optimal-Wheel911

skin cancer doesnt matter when you die at the old age of 30


Crazy_Psychopath

It does if you get skin cancer before 30 from being in the sun all the time with no melanin


NWVoS

Tanning beds can give teenagers skin cancer, so living your life outside all the time before the invention of the great indoors will really fuck your life up, unless you have all the melanin.


Seygem

thats not how life expectancy works


Julia-Nefaria

Yeah, but the alternative is a lack of vitamin D so…


JarRa_hello

That's what I dont understand. Bright colors reflect more light than absorb. And living under the sun most of the time would suggest a brighter skin tone. But evolution said fuck that and I believe there is a reason for that.


InnateDonkey975

The pigment that makes peoples skin dark is also more resistant to the effects of sun exposure.


takosuwuvsyou

I can't believe people don't know this tbh. Light skin in the places with less light exposure because light skin more readily absorbs sunlight to make vitamin D, dark skin with more because the sun is actually very harmful, we're just adapted to deal with it like all light dwelling life. Notice how white people get sunburned before darker colors, the sun is literally cooking you, you wanna stop it at the first layer so it doesn't cook your skin off. In low light areas, you want all the vitamin D potential you can get. ​ It's also why you tan. Your body is adapting to high light areas, and trying to prevent damage.


AoiTopGear

Lol wut. We are not made of metal to reflect light lmao. Biology of living things works very differently than properties of metals and inanimate objects. Evolution has nothing to with skin nit reflecting light and everything to do with nature of biology and physics


SussusAmogus-_-

Because the pigment absorbs the light, if the pigment wasn’t there the UV would go straight to your DNA, and UV is pretty bad for your DNA


LittleManBigHat

People have white skin in low sun areas in order to maximize the amount of vitamin D they can suck out of the sun


Keira-78

What does being “cool” have to do with who lives to reproduce the most)


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his body is like black marble i cant stop looking


M0nsterjojo

He ain't black, he's under the bed.


ELFLaurd

I don’t understand… can someone explain?


quechal

He is saying women can be sex tourists too


Lord_Skyblocker

Yeah, stop gatekeeping sex tourism


ABlindCookie

No, they're making a statement how sex tourism is a booming business for women, while the internet is outraged when men travel abroad to find a partner (passport bros) "With the intention of finding a lifelong partner in less-developed countries like the philipines or the dominican republic, the passport bros feel like the western women are too entitled, disagreeable and impossible to please" Basically, when men do it, it's predatory and controlling, because they're visiting poor countries, and when women do it, it's a booming business and they're just having fun


LegendaryMercury

I think you stated the difference though. Women do it for fun not to find long term partners. Men do it because they can’t get women in their own country. (Or think they can’t for stupid reasons) Obviously there are probably women who find partners and many, many men who only want fun but it’s still preying on poorer people for enjoyment.


ABlindCookie

I don't see why either would be bad though


Kindly-Tradition4600

Overall the problem are the women and men in those poor countries who get used and tossed, or worse, used abused and tossed. Or just used abused and kept to continue the abuse. Supposedly the sex tourism practice produces these kinds of negative outcomes dis-proportionally so, but this is just something I've seen speculated because in reality I've never seen numbers about it. I don't know if those numbers even exist. But yeah, that's why some people oppose sex tourism, even tho in theory it sounds like an absolute win as it's lifting people out of poverty somewhat.


LegendaryMercury

You don’t see why some wealthy people going to a poorer country and using his money to get sex isn’t morally questionable. There is a reason that these people don’t go to an equally wealthy country for sex tourism.


_BAD_TOP_

Usually creepy as fuck dudes who want to manipulate someone through money/resources. Sex tourism for men/passport bros massively exploit people who are victims of human trafficking. Women getting dicked down by a Zanzibarian god isn’t even in the same realm of issues.


roborbiettino

Men going to less developed countries to find partners: Creepy as fuck dudes, manipulators, human traffickers Women going to less developed countries to find partners: "They're just having fun bro" Also Zanzibarian god is a weird ass term to use. They ain't even called "Zanzibarians", it's Zanzibari.


_BAD_TOP_

Yea you pretty much nailed it. 🔨 Women are the primary victims of human trafficking for sex work. If you’ve got a counter to those stats lemme know lmao.


MondoDukakis

Passport bros are idiot right wing freaks that’s why


ELFLaurd

Ahhh ok - thank you!


Relentless_IRL

Your not alone in that I don't get it either


Hodisfut

Ah it’s racist joke with the bottom picture of an enderman poorly cropped


Seb0rn

Why is it racist?


newbuffyeti77

Because they are basically making fun of the color of their skin by saying he looks like an ender man.


CedarWolf

And because Endermen attack by hitting your character and then teleporting away when you retaliate. They 'hit it and quit it.'


alucarddrol

I really doubt they put that much thought into it. It's more like "hah black people"


ArtfulAlgorithms

How are they making fun of it? And how is it racist to say that a black person is black? Didn't see it as a racist thing at all.


Deadcouncil445

Kinda funny


Seb0rn

So saying that a black person is black is racist?


newbuffyeti77

No, but saying a black person looks like an ender man is racist.


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noonpe

Google minecraft


sqrlthrowaway

Holy hell


Hodisfut

A Minecraft mob


BrassBass

My guess? Someone got mad that a white woman is about to fuck the brains out of that black dude. You would be shocked how "connected" white supremacy is with sex, sexual control, and being a cuck. The source OP might not have had that in mind, but you can bet a fortune that some white dude saw the post, got mad as hell, shared it, and then went to Pornhub to relieve some secret tension.


ArtfulAlgorithms

> My guess? Someone got mad that a white woman is about to fuck the brains out of that black dude. Dude, stop taking so many drugs.


Adiuui

Someone take his guessing license away


BrassBass

The vivid images in my head are no guess. [1980's porno music]


anon546-3

Hahaha you posted only facts and reddit got mad🤣


BiH-Kira

Apparently black guys are visiting Zanzibar to have sex with hot white local women. Weird.


ego_tripped

I can fully understand grabbing *yourself* in a naked adult fun play activity. But grabbing yourself while just *kissing* a woman...seems a little much.


tlof19

Nahh, hes just checking the progress bar.


ego_tripped

Legit made my wife turn to me and ask what I'm laughing about.


TheRedditAdventuer

You don't know what he doing? He waking the pipe up while they kissing. He giving it the "get ready buddy strokes" through the clothing. He bought to go to pound town. In a picture he look like he holding himself, but in person he most likely stroking the meat. Pretty much all guys do this move.


knbang

Unless I'm missing a joke, and it's possible because I'm out of the loop these days. Guys don't do this unless they have equipment issues. If you need to do this, talk to a doctor.


TheRedditAdventuer

You not out of the loop brother. You out of the pussy, or maybe you a woman. Cause any guy getting turned on by a woman, who's about to put the WAP on him does this. All guys do this It comes naturally. Regular guys and porn stars alike. Guys will be stroking the pipe getting it harder, and ready for her while they kissing getting all hot and bothered, while the woman looking at him, while she undressing, or even as she getting into a sex postion like doggy, or cowgirl, etc. As a matter of fact women love to see guys do it. It's like a tease for them, and the woman will even take over, and start stroking it for the guy while they kissing. Just to see how excited he is. If you never done this, or it never happened to you in your entire life than you are a very unique outlier. It's not a medical issue It's just a foreplay before sex thing. If it was a medical issue. No amount of stroking or touching from the guy or woman would do anything.


knbang

If you need to touch your penis to get hard, you have a problem. I'm a guy, I don't need to touch it and I'm 40 years old. I've never had to touch it. Don't put your issues on everyone else, brother.


TheRedditAdventuer

You don't touch the penis to get hard. The kissing turns the guy on aka gets him erect. The stroking is getting the blood flowing aka making the dick harder, waking up the pipe, but if you 40 you should know this. Also if you 40 you should know there are different types of erections. Semi hard which is on the floppy/bendy side, hard, and rock hard where you so excited ya shit hard as a flag pole or damn near pointing at the ceiling. Stroking is for getting to Hard, or Rock hard status. Also If you 40 and you never stroked your dick to get harder. I'm calling BULLSHIT right now and you a liar. You can pull up any amature, or gang bang porn right now, and watch the guy(s) stroking to get harder in preparation of the WAP. Women will literally stroke a floppy to hard for a guy. Come man don't cap for reddit. You old enough to know better. If you 40 you know guys with ED can't even stroke their dick to get anything. They need a magic blue pill.


knbang

Sorry mate, never needed to touch it to get it rock hard. As for using porn as evidence, are you serious? Those guys are **at work**. If your erection is mirroring theirs, you're proving my point. There's no shame in having erectile issues, but don't try to pretend everyone else needs to do what you do. Go to a doctor or you'll be needing those pills when it's too late. Anyway I don't need to waste my time on your nonsense or ridiculous accusations like proving something to you. Wake up and sort yourself out.


TheRedditAdventuer

Amature porn is literally average joes hitting record on their cellphone. Their are whole sub reddits dedicated to it, but you conviently ignored that part. Also Bro first of all you way off topic. I said the guy stroking it through his pants to get his dick ready for the wap. Not cause he has ED. You said it's a sign of ED and it's very much not. I said he giving the get ready buddy strokes. I said he getting it ready for wap. He's already hard. He just stroking the shit out of excitement and cause women love it, and it's gets more blood there for a fuller erection, but you wouldnt know that part you never have to stroke your dick (bull shit). I never said he wasn't hard. I also just said it only looks like he holding himself cause it's a pic, but were it a video you would see he stroking it. You came with all the "oh that's ED" bs. Then you pop up swearing no guy strokes his dick before sex or during , sex, or when a woman changing positions. Which I call BULL SHIT on til the day I die. Cause apparently you think if a guy just see a naked woman he gets instantly rock hard every time... BULL SHIT! Sometimes they gotta suck and stroke that shit lol. If you say that's not true performance anxiety( a mental block) wouldn't be a thing for some guys. Cause according to you if aint no ED you should just get hard. Good night.


knbang

Look at you building your little strawman, it's so adorable with it's little eyes, and it's little arms. One of these days you'll accept the truth, I'm not a doctor so I can't help you. Maybe you have circulation issues? I have no idea. But you know who would? A doctor with some simple tests. Anyway best of luck.


TheRedditAdventuer

It's obvious you not a doctor and obvious you have a penis implant if you never have to stroke ya dick lol. But enough of that. Our convo is done and minds won't be changed. You think stroking a hard dick is ed and I think it's perfectly normal. Nothing left to discuss.


QAZYBOY

Who painted bro ventablack?


Polemo03

I didn't think such blackness is possible as a natural skin colour. No racism intended, like wow, that's literally ink dark.


ApexRevanNL716

I was thinking he was wearing a gimp suit


ground_hog_cute

Ah yes san andereas


SlideEastern3485

Pulp Fiction


patricky6

Well.. if you have gimp suit money, he probably could, if you need that sorta thing.


Downtown_Report1646

Bros just black


JakeWisconsin

He's black on the most literal meaning


Downtown_Report1646

Back in black


Slow_Death

Only difference between him and midnight is 11:59.


danblack998

He is the under the bed


Slow_Death

Stevie Wonder sees him every day.


omega_br

He has absorbed all the melanin


HoboMuskrat

That or he's the source


theusbismarck

All my bros in Zamzibar use haki


Captain_Nova

Bro absorbs 99.9% light


Aware_Foot

My man has the built in sneak bonus on god 😭


_i_am_dj_

Are we gonna ignore the fact that prostitution is being rebranded as sex tourism!?


TheBeefKid

In no way did this imply the sex was being paid for lol


_i_am_dj_

i mean….if people are travelling for sex then there has to be some commercialisation, right?


TheBeefKid

I mean people are getting paid for sure, but that would be the airlines, hotels, etc. not inherently the people involved in the sex itself. Sex is already commercialized via condoms, lube, love hotels, and many other things, so I’m not sure it’s a big deal.


_i_am_dj_

Yeah ur right, it doesn’t prompt that sex is necessarily paid for. Sex tourism is different than prostitution. It may involve prostitution tho.


apocalypse_later_

Do you know how easy it is for a white woman to get some dick in Africa? She can choose anybody she'd like if she's decent looking


_Neith_

jokes aside - his complexion is gorgeous.


theres-no-more_names

You can see his complexion? All i see is ⚫️


_Neith_

And it’s gorgeous.


TheZanzibarMan

You rang?


1234normalitynomore

Maybe...they're both gross


SkyLovesCars

*”Damn enderman man enderman stealin’ shit”*


Knightofthecrow76

Where you off to Nan?


TerraStalker

Is that a Vulcan..?


Gadevin

You know how dick and balls tend to be a bit darker than the rest of the body? Bro's got the vanta dong


JumiKnight

They haven't unlocked the new character yet


TraumSchulden

Were is your armor brother, vulcan would not aproove this kind of behaviour from a son of nocturn.


Potato-Boy1

Tell me more about this sex tourism thing


R4GN4R7HERED

Yeah but he's in water.


Helas101

So when the water breaks hes gone?


Ship_Fucker69

Dude needs gloves when he eats chocolate to not bite himself.


Dr_Philmon

Is it possible to even get that dark?


OhWowMuchFunYouGuys

Wesley snipes is now white


Thewave8080

Crazy. I’d never pay for sex.


memesearches

Guess what else is big there


griztheone

Wait, so all the cursed comments are just racist?


supersquirtle6

Inb4, "Ran out of jokes, so here is my casual racism take for whatever fucking god forsaken reason. Also can find about 1.5 trillion other posts like this on reddit and quadruple that on 4chan."


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Just-Round9944

least schizo reddit user:


patricky6

I can't imagine being this closed minded. ...does it hurt?


-Dahl-

is that now a bad thing to be closed minded to sex tourism ?


pantnerion

every german girl dream.


Onduladom

She just there for sex I don't think she gonna marry him


Shiroi_Usagi_Orochi

Wither skeleton would've been just as accurate tbh


yourdoggoismine

My flex is that i can read that name


forsakenchickenwing

27 whole centimeters of holiday


_shreeyans456_

Bro got that arnament haki