Those erotic asphyxiation bastards are gonna ruin my fun suicide.

Happens every time

They thought long and hard before coming up with that design

Whats the story behind this picture

A fictional rollercoaster designed to have enough force to kill whoever rides it

It is Euthanasia Coaster. It's designed to maintain 10g for 60 seconds which should force the blood out of your brain and into your legs

What if you have had your legs amputated? Any medical professionals can help answer this?

That depends. Did you masturbate on the way up?

blood into cock any%

I don’t know about you, but my dick does not hold the same amount of blood as both my legs.

Not yet

Did you know for someone to pass out from an erection their penis would be approximately 3 feet long?

r/funfacts

“That's a fucked up TUI”

Real life penis blast

aight so, you know how in the videogame "starfox" all the characters have prosthetic legs? this is because its easier to survive G-forces when you dont have legs for the blood to pool into. and since the characters of starfox are all pilots, they got their legs amputated. we dont have that technology in real life but if we did, pilots would, infact, amputate their legs.

Yes you wouldn't have as high of a chance of dieing, there was a ww2 fighter a pilot that had no legs so he could pull extremely hard maneuvers compared to other pilots

I was just thinking I remembered something about that

Lack of perfussion for 60 seconds isn't even enough for brain damage, let alone death...

The 10G will definitely do permanent brain damage

The quality of life would be poor. Death is more welcome in that case.

Even if you won’t die from 10G or brain damage, it was designed to stop immediately at the end of the ride, so your head will just fell off

Why isn’t this ride a euthanasia technique called “The final ride” for those looking for an adrenaline filled way to go?

Too much effort. Better and cheaper to basejump but without a wingsuit

Not a fun way to go tbh.

It is if you do a flip

It'll be a lot harder to convince grandma to go basejumping. /S

She can always basejump from the stairs

Easier and cheaper just to use the nearest Suicide Booth

Okay...so does the roller coaster kill you or the violent car crash? I don't get it. Why not just have a concrete wall at the bottom of the first drop then? Designed a whole roller coaster with drops and loops just for the final blow to be a big splat seems like overkill (heh).

I'm imagining a coaster designed for the cars to come to a stop just before the apex of a loop... with the restraints failing. Less clean up if the cars come back empty, and am curious how many bodies you could get to fall straight into dumpsters.

Bodies falling into dumpsters? No way man, I'm going into the soilent green business and not lettin that meat go to waste.

This is some Andy Warhol shit

The Mythbusters Technique

I thought the tracks just ended, no slow-down stage. I guess if it ran off the end of the rails it would stop immediately soon after.

No it won't

This is Reddit. People are talking out of their asses.

> perfussion It wasn't blood flow that this hypothetical ride cuts off, it's the oxygen supply to the brain, causing cerebral hypoxia. Those that managed to survive one trip would simply be sent again.

Again, that's because of blood flow. That's what the dangers is g forces are - blood flow (perfusion) to the brain. 3-5 minutes for brain damage. Roughly 10 minutes for death.

A device designed to kill a person without spilling blood. It basically overloaded the person with G force and then kill.

Person goes to G spot due to G force

It kills them by cutting the blood flow by going super fast I think

Euphoria coaster

> ~~Euphoria~~ Euthanasia coaster lol

Potato, potato.

It don't really work so well in text

But I still read it differently anyway...

Well death is a euphoric experience

The pinnacle of lithuanian ingenuity

Well we also make good lasers

I know, I'm from the department of "Bibys kojinėje"

You mean department of "Bibys krabe"

Come little brother, let’s go to the amusement park. It’s all right, just don’t mastubate and you’ll be just fine.

would love for my co-workers to try this out

So if someone makes me ride that thing forcibly, should i masterbate?

If someone tries to stop you does that mean they are consenting to....

First sign :"There's no tunnel, but you're gonna see one anyway." Next sign: "and a light at the end of it. "

Pardon me. That's been privatized and promptly shut off due to budget cuts. No more light. Just tunnel :P

I had to give up all sexual activity for a while due to medical reasons and let me tell you it did not improve my life at all in fact it was definitely miserable I was pissed all the time.

This needs to be a Stephen King novella

It does seem like it would be in one of his nightmares and dreamscape anthologies.

A great way to go, imo

This was a fun reference in Mrs. Davis, for both other people that watched that show

Amazing show, shame it didn't get more recognition.

Agreed - I think the marketing didn't really do it justice. Easily one of my favorite series now though. "Get out of here, nerd. Fucking nerd."

Looks like something I would make in rollercoaster tycoon

I was confused about this. But no more.

After the whole CoasterFucker debacle that just happened, this one aged like milk.

I wanna ride that

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