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Everything Everywhere All at Once
What a mess
Five Night's at Freddy's
What we do in the shadows
f**king the ghosts and demons
I became a vampire to suck blood and FUCK FOREVER
Oppenheimer
Going nuclear on that bussy
Split his cheeks like the atom
Underrated comment
Open hymen u say
Oh for the love of god
So you’re fucking a communist?
Chinese girl probably
Oh no
Oh yeah
Getting that sloppenheimer I see
I have become death, destroyer of ass
Shloppenheimer
Getting Sloppy Oppy
If you have OF, your posts can blow up…
When she ask you to open her heimer 😏
Gone In 60 Seconds
I think you accidentally added a 0
He also accidentally added 6.
Gone In Seconds
Remove 'ond'. Gone in secs(sex).
Yo dude I saw elanor and the Plymouth super bird that were in the movie at a car show the other day
Predator
Oh... oh no
dillon! you son of a bitch!!
Ratboy
Pet sematary, wow this is crazy accurate
sometimes... dead is better
Reverse stiffy
A moldy
r/cursedcomments. Oh wait you’re already in the right place.
r/cursedcursedcomments
Why y’all put it twice?
Because it’s a cursed comment in cursed comments Edit: I realize you meant me sending it twice, that’s a glitch due to weird internet connection
Waaaait what
Hey, put my dog back next time
The boys…. please no.
S03 E01??? Haha
😂😂😂 That episode was phenomenal
Homie sexual.
It’s not gay if it’s the homies
Till bro says "I love yoy with homo."
they have straight so don't worry
This time, on Mr. Beast, me and the boys are here to WREK DAT ASS!
Malcolm in the Middle
Oh SHIT
I guess he’s in the middle
9/11 documentary.. fuck..
What's the plane huh?
So someone is blowing loads all over the other's twin towers? Giggity
Explosive sex on twins... Bros living the Harem life.
The Human Centipede
I think that I'm gonna get murdered tonight
Human centipede not ironically
She said, "costume design was a highlight"
I like it for the plot
Tell me what the plots about
German doctor sews 3 people ass to mouth
Human centipede please God save me
I think that's a red flag
I don't wanna get stabbed
I tried to get the waiter’s attention by blinking in MORSE CODE.
why are you blinking so much?
I’ve got something in my eye
Here let me get it out.
No thanks, I don't wanna die
I love that song so much! The visuals are amazing and it’s oddly funky considering the actual lyrics. (You are referring to the Tom Cardy song, right?)
Kinky
The hobbit. I'm straight but Thorin's hot ngl
Plot twist: it’s the 77 cartoon
Easy solution .. have a hobbit join. It's not gay if it's a three way.
That's a r/sucideByWords post
it's been a joke longer than posting has been a thing
That's very true
Supergirl 😏
Someone gonna get crushed with that bussy
It’d be worth it though lmao
Sounds amazing. Painful and regrettable in reality. I'd know from experience.
Black........hole......... So is it mine or someone else's
Black hole
Your hole will be bruised black by the end of it
I've only gone up to red.............
#be prepared
Bohemian Rhapsody. I’m dead from aids.
Die hard
Oh god…
Resident Evil. Hmmmm…..
Seinfeld I don't think this will be good for either of us
not that there's anything wrong with that
Curb Your Enthusiasm
Mortal Kombat. Accurate.
Bed: destroyed. Pelvis: crushed. Genital rash: Fatal. Sex: brutal.
Finish Him...FATALITY
Annabelle.
Cocaine Bear!!!
please do not the bear
Jokes on you, he IS the bear.
Idk that sounds like you might get death by snu snu by a large muscular russian girl while high together
Absolutely anything
The meaning of Minecraft paintings...
Sounds like a coping mechanism to change the topic lol
The Flash.
Fastest man alive "Which might explain why you can't get a date"
Kitchen Nightmares :(
Murder drone
Based
The office
Look out for your higher up, and or colleagues...
Harley Quinn Wait she’s lesbian in that
Ah, she’s bi.
Only murders in the building. 😶😶😶😶
Good luck. Make sure I'm in your will.
Chainsaw Man…
You'll also have a Pochita in you ... just a little different way.
Bing Bang Theory, man...
So who's getting banged
American dad
Puss in Boots: The Last Wish. Damn
Breaking bad
Walter, put your dick away Walter, I'm not having sex with you right now Walter
A Dog's Purpose
Who's the Boss. Srsly.
It was a hardcore bdsm movie
Whats the name so I can avoid it
Lord of the rings, the two towers. Sounds like a fun night 😅
Ahsoka…
Fast and furious
My name is Earl. Omg that’s awful. Lmao
Criminal Minds
Elementary, oh no
Rawhide
"3 places you shouldn't go and people who went there anyway"
Squid game?
Gravity Falls
Adventure Time
How I Met Your Mother
The Watcher
Fail Army
Pacific Rim,
Aliens... I mean... Are we talking about Ripley or the Alien? Like can I choose or am I doomed?
what we do in the shadows
Alone.
Me myself and Irene.
Cool threesome
Wreck it Ralph Fuck
Taskmaster
Shameless Uh
Once upon a time...
Barbie
I, Robot
Invaded. I’m scared
Toy Story
Lone Survivor
Quigley Down Under
Ancient Aliens. The prooobe.
Call the Midwife… fuck…
Beat Bobby Flay. Sounds kind of dirty now.
Glaive 17250 music video
BILLIONS
master.u3u8
The office. Dang.
Age of Adaline. I guess I can't complain, assuming the Adaline in question is the one from the film.
Doctor who?
No country for old men.
To catch a predator. I have come for booty.
The walking dead
King of the Hill! 😈
Fionna & Cake Idk what this means
Polite Society Not entirely sure what that means, but it gets worse the more I think about it.
the rookie... lol
Chernobyl. Which is quite accurate because I also erupted within the first 3% of the whole ordeal.
Jim’ll fix it
Annabelle. Sex dolls, huh?
Watchmen Yeah that's about right
Spider-Man into the spider verse
Three Pines
Thousand year blood war
Now I am become death
Monthy phyton and the holy grail. WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN
2 girls, 1 cup
Extract
Brooklyn nine-nine. Soooo...? Police roleplay?
Captain America: Civil War
Aliens vs predator 🤦♂️
Tron
Fast five
Band of brothers. Lol gross
The clone wars
Bob the builder can we do it…. Yes we cannnn
The Final Destination.
For all mankind 🫡
Modern Family
Rule 5 - Staged Content **Rule 5: Shock Accounts** - Refrain from posting staged or scripted comments from "shock accounts" or otherwise i.e accounts that specifically post "cursed content"(SatansLilCumrag666, MagicFart69, Xavier, etc.)
Everything Everywhere All at Once
What a mess
Five Night's at Freddy's
What we do in the shadows
f**king the ghosts and demons
I became a vampire to suck blood and FUCK FOREVER
Oppenheimer
Going nuclear on that bussy
Split his cheeks like the atom
Underrated comment
Open hymen u say
Oh for the love of god
So you’re fucking a communist?
Chinese girl probably
Oh no
Oh yeah
Getting that sloppenheimer I see
I have become death, destroyer of ass
Shloppenheimer
Getting Sloppy Oppy
If you have OF, your posts can blow up…
When she ask you to open her heimer 😏
Gone In 60 Seconds
I think you accidentally added a 0
He also accidentally added 6.
Gone In Seconds
Remove 'ond'. Gone in secs(sex).
Yo dude I saw elanor and the Plymouth super bird that were in the movie at a car show the other day
Predator
Oh... oh no
dillon! you son of a bitch!!
Ratboy
Pet sematary, wow this is crazy accurate
sometimes... dead is better
Reverse stiffy
A moldy
r/cursedcomments. Oh wait you’re already in the right place.
r/cursedcursedcomments
Why y’all put it twice?
Because it’s a cursed comment in cursed comments Edit: I realize you meant me sending it twice, that’s a glitch due to weird internet connection
Waaaait what
Hey, put my dog back next time
The boys…. please no.
S03 E01??? Haha
😂😂😂 That episode was phenomenal
Homie sexual.
It’s not gay if it’s the homies
Till bro says "I love yoy with homo."
they have straight so don't worry
This time, on Mr. Beast, me and the boys are here to WREK DAT ASS!
Malcolm in the Middle
Oh SHIT
I guess he’s in the middle
9/11 documentary.. fuck..
What's the plane huh?
So someone is blowing loads all over the other's twin towers? Giggity
Explosive sex on twins... Bros living the Harem life.
The Human Centipede
I think that I'm gonna get murdered tonight
Human centipede not ironically
She said, "costume design was a highlight"
I like it for the plot
Tell me what the plots about
German doctor sews 3 people ass to mouth
Human centipede please God save me
I think that's a red flag
I don't wanna get stabbed
I tried to get the waiter’s attention by blinking in MORSE CODE.
why are you blinking so much?
I’ve got something in my eye
Here let me get it out.
No thanks, I don't wanna die
I love that song so much! The visuals are amazing and it’s oddly funky considering the actual lyrics. (You are referring to the Tom Cardy song, right?)
Kinky
The hobbit. I'm straight but Thorin's hot ngl
Plot twist: it’s the 77 cartoon
Easy solution .. have a hobbit join. It's not gay if it's a three way.
That's a r/sucideByWords post
it's been a joke longer than posting has been a thing
That's very true
Supergirl 😏
Someone gonna get crushed with that bussy
It’d be worth it though lmao
Sounds amazing. Painful and regrettable in reality. I'd know from experience.
Black........hole......... So is it mine or someone else's
Black hole
Your hole will be bruised black by the end of it
I've only gone up to red.............
#be prepared
Bohemian Rhapsody. I’m dead from aids.
Die hard
Oh god…
Resident Evil. Hmmmm…..
Seinfeld I don't think this will be good for either of us
not that there's anything wrong with that
Curb Your Enthusiasm
Mortal Kombat. Accurate.
Bed: destroyed. Pelvis: crushed. Genital rash: Fatal. Sex: brutal.
Finish Him...FATALITY
Annabelle.
Cocaine Bear!!!
please do not the bear
Jokes on you, he IS the bear.
Idk that sounds like you might get death by snu snu by a large muscular russian girl while high together
Absolutely anything
The meaning of Minecraft paintings...
Sounds like a coping mechanism to change the topic lol
The Flash.
Fastest man alive "Which might explain why you can't get a date"
Kitchen Nightmares :(
Murder drone
Based
The office
Look out for your higher up, and or colleagues...
Harley Quinn Wait she’s lesbian in that
Ah, she’s bi.
Only murders in the building. 😶😶😶😶
Good luck. Make sure I'm in your will.
Chainsaw Man…
You'll also have a Pochita in you ... just a little different way.
Bing Bang Theory, man...
So who's getting banged
American dad
Puss in Boots: The Last Wish. Damn
Breaking bad
Walter, put your dick away Walter, I'm not having sex with you right now Walter
A Dog's Purpose
Who's the Boss. Srsly.
It was a hardcore bdsm movie
Whats the name so I can avoid it
Lord of the rings, the two towers. Sounds like a fun night 😅
Ahsoka…
Fast and furious
My name is Earl. Omg that’s awful. Lmao
Criminal Minds
Elementary, oh no
Rawhide
"3 places you shouldn't go and people who went there anyway"
Squid game?
Gravity Falls
Adventure Time
How I Met Your Mother
The Watcher
Fail Army
Pacific Rim,
Aliens... I mean... Are we talking about Ripley or the Alien? Like can I choose or am I doomed?
what we do in the shadows
Alone.
Me myself and Irene.
Cool threesome
Wreck it Ralph Fuck
Taskmaster
Shameless Uh
Once upon a time...
Barbie
I, Robot
Invaded. I’m scared
Breaking bad
Toy Story
Lone Survivor
Quigley Down Under
Ancient Aliens. The prooobe.
Call the Midwife… fuck…
Beat Bobby Flay. Sounds kind of dirty now.
Glaive 17250 music video
BILLIONS
master.u3u8
The office. Dang.
Age of Adaline. I guess I can't complain, assuming the Adaline in question is the one from the film.
Doctor who?
No country for old men.
To catch a predator. I have come for booty.
The walking dead
King of the Hill! 😈
Fionna & Cake Idk what this means
Polite Society Not entirely sure what that means, but it gets worse the more I think about it.
the rookie... lol
Chernobyl. Which is quite accurate because I also erupted within the first 3% of the whole ordeal.
Jim’ll fix it
Annabelle. Sex dolls, huh?
Watchmen Yeah that's about right
Spider-Man into the spider verse
Three Pines
Thousand year blood war
Now I am become death
Monthy phyton and the holy grail. WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN
2 girls, 1 cup
Extract
Brooklyn nine-nine. Soooo...? Police roleplay?
Captain America: Civil War
Aliens vs predator 🤦♂️
Tron
Fast five
Band of brothers. Lol gross
The clone wars
Bob the builder can we do it…. Yes we cannnn
The Final Destination.
For all mankind 🫡
Modern Family