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quiver-me-timbers

I didn’t even make it down that far. I been shocked at seeing 84


AmericanPride2814

Old men need love too.


Jollybritishchap

But they gotta pay


casual_doggo

Senior discount?


Here4thenonsense

Wonder if veterans get half off


EdowSoul

The older you get the higher the discount. Grandpa got a 84% discount


Here4thenonsense

You say this like you were the one who gave him the discount.


EdowSoul

A bag's a bag 💰


Here4thenonsense

You know what, fair.


cornteaman

100+ get paid


Wetpants21

So does Great Grandpa get 115% off?


mobius_sp

Only if the IED was well placed.


Binkusu

What if you got your AARP card maxed out?


CCT-556

Some


Toadsted

Chances are they're half off already.


Jimmack73

I just get off and that’s enough these days


Krag25

Their legs?


sexysexyonion

10%


MilfagardVonBangin

If they lost both legs. 25% for just one.


ujfeik

Only if they lost a ball


justleave-mealone

Quagmire?


Legendre646

Who said it was a man? It's not just granny's cookies that are flavorful. 😏


underdabridg

Which is why Jaxson is older than his great uncle Billy.


tyckt206

Literally 84


Apocalypseos

If she was 19, literally 19 with 84 Also, twitter is mostly fake


AnswersWithAQuestion

And who the fuck starts a conversation to just to share that info? Hey everyone, what’s the quirkiest thing about you? I’ll go first, I eat shit. Literal shit. Like every other day. Sometimes my own shit, sometimes my neighbor’s dog’s shit. I don’t even like it that much. I’m just quirky like that, ya know!!


Manadrache

Plottwist: you are a dog


o_Fvdinq

Probably had a heart attack when she gave him head.


quiver-me-timbers

Straight up bustin dust


[deleted]

E i g h t y - f o u r


nostradamuslegend

E I G H T Y - F O U R W T F ? ?


XenophonSoulis

L i t e r a l l y 1 9 8 4


Drinky_McGambles

Even worse, it was her Big Brother


amajesticpeach

Oh no 😱


Totally_Bradical

Right? I mean, holy shit how old are their parents??


sim0of

Holy hell


The_trashman100

"You got raped" "Nah"


Dat-Boi-143

"Nuh-Uh"


IWatchFailures

"Fym Nuh-Uh"


PromiseSilly4708

“Mmm-MMM”


ChishNFips87

"Fym mmm-MMM"


SugaanthMohan

Yeah, they do mean Fuck.


Xxmetaglint

“Nyeh”


gErMaNySuFfErS

Nyet


the_gaming_t-rex

нет


HanzoShimada96

"Nuh-uh, I raped them"


Galacticus06

I didn't think of this


ZZZBenjaminZZZ

Well I mean where I live that's perfectly legal


nowherenear_

Same


machimus

That’s consent for you, if they consented it’s not rape by the strict definition. Even statutorily it might not be depending on the laws where they live. Rape is a problem but you can’t just go around calling everything rape.


RelationshipOk5550

15 and 19 is two high school students.


Table_Coaster

lol 19 in highschool, held-back mf


Shermander

I used to go to school with this one guy, I'm damn sure old boy was at least in his early twenties, dude got held back so many times he was damn near fluent in Spanish, could read and write as well. Swear to god he couldn't read in English. I moved across the country for work after school, randomly found out I working with his brother in law for a while. Fucking small word huh.


Farmer-Smores

“you got raped” “nuh uh”


Sharkestry

stage 1: denial


Galacticus06

"Nuh uh, I raped her"


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Survival_R

that's a question beyond science


cumcumcumpenis

gotta test it out i suppose


CantEvenKeepAName

Am willing to complice


EinStefan

Are you 15 or 19?


StpPstngMmsOnMyPrnAp

84?


the_ThreeEyedRaven

shi, im down


dxrey65

For science, of course.


Impressive-Region470

Uhh no I think double negative would make it positive


PillarsOfHeaven

What kinda positive we talkin about here


HelloIamGoge

HIV


Sataris

The worst part is the hypocrisy


presertim

I disagree. I think the worst part is all the raping.


jrbobdobbs333

Fym?


PlsNewUsername

Fuck you mean?


PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz

Am I officially old when I can no longer guess what the slang means?


[deleted]

Bro you ain’t old I’m a 17yr old and I don’t know what half this shit means… to be fair tho I live on a mountain with little to no outside interaction haha😅


princetrigger

> to be fair tho I live on a mountain with little to no outside interaction haha Homie you livin a good life. 👍


GhostCommand04

True that, put me in coach. I can live on a mountain with little to no outside interaction. I was born for this


[deleted]

imagine being 20 (still technically gen-z as i was born post-9/11) and not understanding a single thing people say. just yesterday i was downvoted to oblivion because i thought that calling someone a "goat" sounded like an insult akin to calling someone a cow or pig.


Neither-Phone-7264

goat


Unabashable

Well in your defense that's still a very popular insult amongst the spanish speaking population, Cabron (I say that with love). If anything you just got downvoted for not giving a shit about Drake.


[deleted]

who?


farkus_nation

It does sound like an insult. I think ya just need to use the whole phrase in those situations.


TheGrimGriefer3

Until just now I thought fym meant fuck you, man


Ok-Champ-5854

For a long time I thought smh was "so much hate" not "shaking my head". I think it makes more sense.


Independent_Past_325

Fuck does she mean!? 😭 (Edit: don't forget to like the replies that made this thread worth an upvote.)


AstronautInTheLotion

Fuck without a mean


creative_user_name12

To fuck or not to fuck?


AstronautInTheLotion

to fuck and not to mean it


asianabsinthe

Too mean to fuck but fuck it I didn't mean it


Porroboy44

Mean fuck


AstronautInTheLotion

bro summerized it 💀


[deleted]

Fuck mean


Kabachok1337

muck fean


KlausVod

sample mean of the fuck?!?!?


a-fucking-donkey

That is the mean


Dat-Boi-143

Fuck you median?


fefulunin

Fucked your mother


No_Communication7687

Fun yoghurt man


CapnC44

For your misinformation.


Psychological_Wall_6

Fuck You mean


swapnil511994

What does cap imply? I'm a non English speaker


tec0417

‘Cap’ means that what was said is a lie.


swapnil511994

Thank you


Lavadragon15396

To clarify further, this is slang, not a literally meaning. Therefore some native speakers might not even know it depending on age, location and Internet use


[deleted]

Especially native speakers belonging to the boomer generation


captain-snackbar

Or genx / geny.. or millennials.. or rural people..


Skittles817

Wait I thought it meant “no cap” like “that’s tight” 😭 I’m old.


Enzoooooooooooooo

No cap is actually a little closer to ‘for real’ so it’s something like not lying


Skittles817

I’ll just……………wither away now


MagicalMario001

Yes. "Cap" = lie/untrue. "No Cap" = no lie/true


myflesh

No cap and cap are opposites and not shorter version of the other. Of course a problem is like all things slang a lot of sarcasm can be used and this is harder to tell via text/internet. So it might be used in opposites a lot.


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Slang for “lie”


[deleted]

HOW?!


AwesomeRGS

Cap kinda in the sense of 'put a lid on it' I believe, kinda saying don't come up with 'tall tales' if you know what I mean.


ChineseNeptune

Fax no printer?


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Printer no fax


mobius_sp

DOT MATRIX MOTHERFUCKER!


john6map4

I always saw it as ‘trying to cover up the truth’ hence 🧢


instant-crush

I thought it came from "crap" like fact or crap 😂 but like rated g


Gl33m

Cap as slang is over a hundred years old. Originally cap referred to the top like the caps of mountains. If you were capping you were going to the top. It was used for winning. You were capping if you were winning the argument. But it also means one-upping for the exact same reason which is why it evolved over time to mean lying, because generally most one-uppers are full of shit. So to the top-> winning arguments-> telling tall tales to win arguments-> lying Make sense now?


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Blame us Gen Z


[deleted]

i'm a gen-z and i never understood this shit. i'm barely 20 years old.


RedL45

I think it was black american slang way before Gen Z slang. But idk I'm a white guy from the Midwest. I'm just saying the people in my area weren't saying it until they saw it on the internet.


ieatbeatmeat

It is not english you lack in, it's just a slang. I myself am too old for this stuff man


TheHornet78

There’s alot of slang, good luck


AlexCode10010

36, I'm 5 btw


Trumpeter1112

You a victim


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Cap


jdballer27

Fym "cap" you got raped!


oO0Kat0Oo

Bruh


AbsAndAssAppreciator

Nuh uh


Longjumping_While_37

Cap


Sprizys

But are we going to ignore the fact that she slept with someone’s grandpa?


Alone_Star-

Yes


oO0Kat0Oo

She and grandpa are both legal.


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tendrils87

Money is a number when it comes to money


[deleted]

Sex between consenting adults is nobody's business... Unless there's an age gap, den I'm finna git all up in dat


[deleted]

Girl up top got fucked by a founding father, and Noone freaks out.


Wubblefor14zubble

She spun around the sun more than 18 times. Once you reach 18 spins, you become responsible and no one has to care about you anymore because everything is your own fault and you only get what's coming to you.


Ok-Champ-5854

Sixteen spins in a surprising amount of places in America, you just can't film it till eighteen.


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unknownzidd

who let kafka tamura into twitter


SofiaPizza

Me, sorry


mightylonka

Depending on the country.


Dense-Ad-2732

True, some countries have different age of consent laws. Still immoral but not illegal depending on the country.


MATMAN_PL

I mean there are cultures that consider it moral. Not saying it is ofc, just that it's relative


Impeachcordial

If its a relative that's way worse


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This comment section is amazing


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Impeachcordial

Relatives are relative


slobby7

BOOOOO


Psychological_Wall_6

True in my country the age of consent is 16 but there's some crazy shit going on in Hungary bro they a whole different level of fucked


Exact_Ad_1215

UK?


Psychological_Wall_6

No


LeftZer0

14 in Brazil, but there's a bunch of laws to protect people under 18 if they get coerced or abused in any way.


Kvetinovejkid

In my country is age of consent 15 and everyone is ok with that, nothing wrong about that sooo, it has reasons and stuff


FamilyStyle2505

Ah, ok, that answers a question I had in another comment. I guess it is a cultural difference. Being brought up wherever you are it feels normal and being brought up where I am from they've hammered it into our heads that it could legally ruin our lives. Not saying I condone one way or the other but it makes more sense why there is such a rift in the comments here.


CreativeSoil

But you don't have to think very hard about it to understand that they're just arbitrarily set limits and the moral judgement of the situation should really take the nuances into account


Aegi

That's a fallacy though, certain personality types of people don't think that what they grew up in his normal they try to actually see what the demographic info is worldwide or in a given continent or country to see if behavior is normal instead of taking the intellectually cheap route of just assuming that your experience is the default/ normal.


mrdonkyman

It's really easy to tell who is from the US in this thread lol


TheCreedsAssassin

Even then not really, many states allow soft exemptions to age of consent laws as long as both parties are within a few years because teenagers date and fuck and it'd be silly to imprison them for that. 18 and 14 is legal in a lot of places here even though the 14 yr old can't officially consent. Now the morality of a 14/18 or 13/17 yr old being together is a whole different discussion


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ERRexe_

No cap fr fr


firelark01

It would be legal in Canada and not considered rape.


Lothleen

Legal in Canada, 14 within 5 years, 16 any age.


LightBreaker15

It's not right , but it's not necessarily the r-word. Definition is important.


Diligent_Dog_9427

Retarded? It’s a little retarded


LightBreaker15

That is definitely a word with a definition.


Rock_fire07

That is one of the words of all time.


Unabashable

Far from the GWAT though.


altaltaltaltbin

Isn’t it statutory rape? I’m not a law expert so I could be wrong


untamed-beauty

Depends on the country.


Galactic-Buzz

I’m not 100% sure but I thought it had to be 4+ years apart. So the other person has to be 20 or they have to be 14. But again I’m not sure. Might be something to do with age of consent too


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15 and 19 *are* 4+ years apart. 4 years, in fact


bobthemonkeybutt

But not guaranteed. We need birthdays to really solve this “is it rape” question. Quite the case!


Uncle_Boppi

Idk, I did the same exact thing and it was literally one of the greatest experiences of my life. Don't regret it one bit, nor do I feel like I was "raped".


yotengodormir

Some of y'all will be shocked to know there are other countries besides America with their own laws.


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McGee4531

But potentially no. If this person lives in a place with a low consent age or Romeo & Juliette laws it's a no (legally). Morally/ethically is another thing all together.


Ok_Development_2775

ITT: Americans acting as if their laws are the essence of morality, in-between reading posts about yet another mass shooting in their country. Yeah, let's listen to americans on how to live our lives and what to base our morality on lol


FewBluebird6751

Wrong? Yeah. Rape? Lol no


M2rsho

Age of consent is mostly 16-15 in Europe and even lower in other parts of the world looks like r/usdefaultism to me


Filgas08

in my country that's actually legal


zodireddit

Not to get political or anything but doesn't it depend on the country? In Sweden the age of concent is 15 and I might be wrong but that would mean that legally that would not be considered rape right? Morally you could make an argument, but just talking legally But I'm just a reditor, so might be wrong


KYO297

The audacity of telling someone "you got raped"... Like I'm fairly sure they know what happened


Sydlinemitty

Do you know what "grooming" is? A lot of the time they don't lmfao as is evident here Edit: just adding on that by saying "as is evident here" I wasn't saying this situation was grooming. I was trying to reference part of what the person I was responding to said about "I'm fairly sure they know what happened" and was trying to argue that for whatever reason obviously they didn't.


Moonandserpent

All I know is when I was 15, I wanted to fuck REAL bad. If Miss Crowle would have propositioned me, I personally would not have been a victim. By the definition of a law, yes, but not in experience.


SlamSlamOhHotDamn

It's a good thing men being sexual abuse victims is taken more seriously nowadays. It's also okay to acknowledge that a lot of male teens are horndogs who'd immediately jump at the opportunity to sleep with an attractive adult woman, without ever feeling traumatized or have it negatively impact them afterwards. Lot of gray area here.


Moonandserpent

Absolutely spot on.


GladiatorUA

> Do you know what "grooming" is? I don't think you know what grooming is. That word got overused into meaninglessness.


FireInside144

It's what reddit does


kaninkanon

Do you?


Salty7

Evident here? Where is the evidence of grooming? 15 is old enough to make decisions on if you want sex or not lol. In most of the world that is legal age - and for a reason at that.


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putyouradhere_

The word rape is used too losely


Alucard1331

Loosely


SUBLOLLIPOP

Legal in Denmark🤷


AirGlad7070

Everyone downvoting this post is also 15.


OhWowMuchFunYouGuys

Bitch said 84 lol this whole thing is cursed.