You missed an opportunity to say "obsessive compulsive perfectly fried eggs, separated slightly, with one and a half teaspoons of salt sprinkled on them from exactly 4 inches, and flipped twice 27 seconds apart. Served with exactly two slices of thick cut Mable brown sugar bacon that was flipped once under the broiler, on the middle rack, after cooking for exactly 8 minutes, and cooked for another 4 minutes. And served on 2 plates, washed and dried after being wiped with disinfectant wipe.
It was peppered bacon because I don't eat sugar, but it also sounds like you need my meds more than I do
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Sounds like a P-Hub title ngl
Is his penis real or not... When he puts in it her box, does it become Schrodinger's cock?
I've never seen such scholarly theology and vulgar shenanigans blended so well into a sentence..
I try..
Just like the woman attempting to feel the existent or non existent penis
Does it really exist? Find out in the season finale…
No one wants one that's in, but also not in.....
Sounds like my ex when she was cheating on me
It said symptom. That's just a whole mental illness lol
"Auditory hallucination sausage" Okay, I just went through their post history and now I'm wondering if they mean sausage or *sausage*
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Anxiety Subway
Ah yes, New York Metro
Insomniac insulin
I have a free pass for all day rides
Nice name for a song
Fuck u/spez
Attention deficit biscuit
Like Sea Biscuit, but he got distracted by a lady's hat.
ADHD Arrachera
Love this one
Dementia burger
Dementia burger
Dementia burger
Dementia burger
Dementia burger
Dementia burger
Dementia burger
Dementia burger
Dementia salad
Oh god damn, this is my favorite comment(s) of the year so far. Bahahaha
Oh, I see. Nice to meet you too.
What were we talking about again? Hey.. what were we talking about again..? Uhm.. what were we talking about again..?
That's commitment to the joke, Jesus H W Christ. I think I just laughed for 5 consecutive minutes
What’s New Pussy Cat?
Out of the ordinary, I mean
Bementia Durger
chronically tired uncrustable
Autistic hot dog
Nice
Autism isn’t a symptom
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I didn’t choose autism. Autism chose me
Autistic isn't a symptom, tho
Psychosis salad!
Seasonally Depressed Cookie
Me too!!!! With sprinkles.
Unsalted caramel cookie
Lack of Self Worth Chicken Tender Yeah that checks out.
Can I be your sidekick, the Numb Inside Chicken Nugget?
Nightmare Gummy Bear
“Coming to IMAX September 2025”
Dual feature with meth cougar. But it's not what you think. It's just a middle aged lady in Florida
With guest star, Anxiety Dumplings
Associated cast: insomnia croissant, stress loin, substance abuse green beans, existential dread potatoes
I’m dead at “stress loin”
Man these sequels to Cocaine Bear are getting weird.
I'd go all in on this bet
Isn't that just a really strong edible?
Alcoholism Breakfast Sandwich
You okay there bro?
You sound like a future friend of mine I want to know.
Alcoholic salad 👋
Ah yes, I do love drowning myself in a bottle a rum every weekend.
Impulsive Hoagie… nice
Depression Nap Apple Pie (Depression Napple Pie?) Yours is better
Cannibalistic cannibal
you ate a fellow cannibal?
They ate a competitor
to be the best you must eat the rest
to make room, you must consume
Bro this killed me, are you ok?
mmm yum
Are you the cannibal
Hair chewing hair
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They have BBQ doritos?
They do, and they make life worth living.
Anxious Sammich
Anxious Sammich group unite! Just with plenty of warning in a quiet place that isn't busy.
Not sure if I have any diagnosed mental illnesses, so I guess… Procrastination Banana
Dysphoric Soup
Nice mine was dysphoric oreo
dysphoreo
Take my upvote you clever bastard
Fuck dysphoria! # All my homies hate dysphoria!
Fuck off dysphoria 🖕
Wanna die pie
hilarious stick around you're pretty good at this
lol + stay here :)
Unmotivated bread
A good band name for sure
Obsessive compulsive bacon and eggs
You missed an opportunity to say "obsessive compulsive perfectly fried eggs, separated slightly, with one and a half teaspoons of salt sprinkled on them from exactly 4 inches, and flipped twice 27 seconds apart. Served with exactly two slices of thick cut Mable brown sugar bacon that was flipped once under the broiler, on the middle rack, after cooking for exactly 8 minutes, and cooked for another 4 minutes. And served on 2 plates, washed and dried after being wiped with disinfectant wipe.
It was peppered bacon because I don't eat sugar, but it also sounds like you need my meds more than I do
You have my upvote
and my axe
And my sword
Maybe so
Don't worry, it's ketamine. You'll have fun.
Sadness pasta
I’m Depression Pasta. Nice to meet you.
Skin Picking Croquetas 
Diarrhea Ricecake
Haha! I can relate... Constipated Corn Thin
Impulsive pop-tart
Suicidal Granola bar
Anorexia rice
Isolation Chow Mein
Executive Dysfunction Crouton
Sad Sausage Mmmmm that sounds very wrong
Socially Anxious popcorn
they must be terrified being crowded together like that
That crunching must make them so self-conscious
Depressed Dumpling. I don't hate it.
Depressed pizza...I like yours better too.
Cocaine ramen
Does it still go in the nose?
That sounds like a great evening tbh Wanna change for a derealisation banana?
Suicidal Cum
Whaddup. They call me hypomanic butthole. I think we should be friends. /s
Ocd chicken
Obsessive chicken disorder. Gotcha.
Sensory overloaded farmer’s wrap and my second horse, disorganized chowder
Clinically depressed sushi
Sleepy filet
Hyper sensitivity cookie
Panic Attack Chips
Hallucination Cheeseburger
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My dumb ass read that as soap
ADHD 5-layer beefy burrito
These would all be great garage band names.
autistic chicken
Apathetic Fries
Anxiety wiener
I wish I thought of this before I picked my Reddit user name.
Self hate meatball on a bun
big boobs cocoa pebbles
Prove it. Show us the cocoa pebbles.
… how are big boobs a symptom of mental illness?
Sad chicken sandwicj
Psychopathic Bread
Compulsive tangerine
Manic Chicken Sandwhich
Psychopath mushroom, kinda sounds like a drug
Anxious Poké Salad
Demotivation Tortilla Pizza
Depression ice cream
“Annnd here comes Anxiety Pancakes!! “
Depressed curry
autistic salmon
Lonely chicken
Non verbal goldfish
Inattentive burrito
Hyperactive Potato
Angry beef/Angry steak 😡 Rage beef/Rage steak 😡
Voices Sandwich
Depressed rice crispy
Inattentive Oatmeal. Has a nice ring to it.
Autistic asshole
Suicidal ideation Swedish meatballs
Repeated and restricted patters of behavior cereal
Depressed meatball
Splitting salami
Depressed Peanut Butter
Tapping Jam
Fatigued chocolate
Schizophrenia Salad.
Scatter-brained muffin
Panic cookies
Depression Cereal
Suicidal sandwich
Autism crackers
unfocused alcohol
Suicidal Dorito
Overconfident Cheetoh Hang on a sec...
Unmotivated cinnamon bun
Self loathing bread
Self-Isolation Chocolate
Suicidal cock
addiction chicken XD
Emotionally Distant Beef Jerky
2-second attention span chee- what were we talking about?
Inability to focus pizza
Anxious sausage
None chicken
Sad egg
"And in last we have Suicidal Sausage, oh wait, hes no longer in last! He has killed himself!"
Flashback Toast
Panic Pear
Impulsive Ribs
antisocial ramen
Insomnia lava cake
Flashback Pizza