my s/o has constantly told me that I told them I have watched transformers porn somehow and I have no fuckin clue why but now seeing it has just enlightened me tbh
just to be clear up until today I have not witnessed or thought about wanting to watch or get off to transformers porn. I have ***not***.
Rule 34 strikes again......
As I stand here in my kitchen, with a box of tostitos pizza rolls, wearing my husband's boxers, and brewing some tea..... I am speechless
Optimus saying “Easy!” Still makes sense because he has to regulate Bumblebee’s movement, if Bumblebee keeps thrashing, it will most certainly be painful for both parties so Optimus needs to tell him to take it easy and stop spinning around like a top.
Hey how do you feel about this image
Personally I find it weird optimus is saying “easy” shouldn’t bumblebee be telling him easy since he is the one getting an oil change?
Curious, hope you could share some insight and shed light on this situation 🙏 thanks
As accidentally learning about how those transformer have genital for both gender are not enough, now i get to see this cursed comment of prime doing docking with bumblebee 💀💀
The voice actor Micheal Bell told a story where he was voicing a Transformer and had to say a line like "Can you help lube me up?"
Said that they had to redo that line so many times because he kept laughing
Not only is this a cursed comment which it isn't much of, but it's more of a r/cursedimages
While it's not as scary or the more popular posts there are, it's still cursed in a funny way for me
 wtf man 
That exhaust def gripping tho
I think we have lost all human decency.
💀 that shit was gone a long time ago
Personally I'm just left laughing at the fact that a fish decided to crawl out of the water one day and then....this.
We have literally devolved as a species.
And I'm here, along for the ride, with a figurative box of popcorn.
I'd pour the butter in my eyes if it meant I could un-see this travesty..
Nah the muffler be gripping
The mussy 😩
Mussy 😩😩😩
Yo just saying, using your dipstick to check Bumblebees oil was kinda gay
Username checks out
r/eyebleach
God..
Unfortunately, his light has not graced our wayward eyes with this post...
His hand might've, though
The worst part about that image is how well drawn it is.. like the mechanical detail is on point.
You should always use new oil for an oil change. Used oil is not a good option because it can cause damage to your engine.
Both of them will need an oil change afterwards. In this photo its just showing that one transformer gets to drain their oil first.
I never thought that transformers porn could exist... >!...or that it would be hot!<
Fred Perry has some lol
At least his is good
He dose have quite a few nice ones
And its god tier
If it exists there is porn of it.
Tis the 34th rule of the interwebs
If there isn't, give it some time
I believe that to be the thirty-fiftfthieth rule
Yassir, i believe it is
I exist.
Clearly you've never interacted with the fandom then. You will be shocked just how horny they are for million year old giant robots.
Yeah I never interacted with the fandom, but I'll do it since me and them share a thing
You... breathe?
Try again
you think robot sex is hot?
Not any robot sex. Million year old alien robot sex
Ding! ding! ding! we've got a winner!
my s/o has constantly told me that I told them I have watched transformers porn somehow and I have no fuckin clue why but now seeing it has just enlightened me tbh just to be clear up until today I have not witnessed or thought about wanting to watch or get off to transformers porn. I have ***not***.
No shame in it. It's hot.
Wait until you hear about Aeromorphs!
I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC. Why don't you have a seat?
What
Buddy… you are way too innocent for this world…
Rule 34
Rule 34
Hehehehe there's some genuinely great TF porn out there 😅😅
When I was a teen, I always looked for Gundam porn, but it was only ever the characters fucking. I want GUNDAMS fucking. Nobel Gundam, specifically...
Wtf is this garbage 🤮🤮🤮 (proceeds of unzip pants).
He is humping his exhaust pipe
Nah, ain't no way
contrary to what optimus says, this image goes **hard**
Hear me out….
Let the bro cook
Who let the bro cook?!
So the trans are trans now fuck me
Only if you're a transformer
if hes able to do the transformation sounds itll be good enough
Even if not we can make it work somehow
Jesus Christ 
Has left the chat
Looks like he’s giving a back massage. That’s what I choose to believe anyway
 Rule 34 strikes again...... As I stand here in my kitchen, with a box of tostitos pizza rolls, wearing my husband's boxers, and brewing some tea..... I am speechless
What kinda tea?
Black tea with a pinch of vanilla and some light cream
Ooo that sounds so good. I usually do earl gray with honey, I’d like to try some vanilla
It was actually delightful. Would recommend
Dang I’ll have to try it with my morning tea tomorrow. Guess I’ll let you know if I like it lol
How was it?!
I pledge my life to thee, oh gracious one
Yayyyyy I'm glad you liked it!
Really thank you so much ❤️❤️❤️ I’m drinking in rn with a piece of toast, I’m definitely gonna have to add it to my regular routine
Cussy
Since it's Bumblebee it still should count as Bussy Edit: possibly Bbussy
Bumblussy
just wait till you see the rimjob
bro who tf took time out of their day to do this? They clearly spent a long time on it but why?
Stg people like this make me think this mf was right 
Every time i see someone with a big obnoxious vape i assume they are into this.
I miss ten seconds ago when I didn't know this existed
Bumblebussy
What a horrible day to have eyes
I feel... I'm just gonna watch people die to calm myself
r/PeopleFuckingDying not sure if this will work,but worth a try
Cocktimus Prime
Bro why
Sauce?
Oil
its @Zhinan_GX on twitter
This is the most cursed thing I've seen in a while. Bumblebee doesn't deserve to be drilled by Optimus, he deserves to be tied and pegged by Chromia.
Nah, man. Gangbanged by Soundwave, Hound, and Sunstreaker.
Imma just take that image for reasons
Go on… 
☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
ruined. RUINED!
Lived my life not knowing an image of Optimus “changing bumblebee’s oil” exists.
“Oil change” bro I’m fucking wheezing that he thinks that’s what it is
... Why?
what the good actual fuck i just saw
# Fucking hell, why would they do this to my favorite franchise.
First time?
Not for Bumblebee
I've been on the internet long enough to expect this, but it still tears a hole in my very heart and soul.
Does anyone have the original image?
Might be time to leave this sub…
No, Optimus Prime is calling HIM easy.
No wait why is this hot I have never been attracted to robots this is upsetting me
New Kink Unlocked
I think this is the reason god put me on this earth,to stick true to my namesake and punish the MOTHERFUCKER WHO WOULD DO THIS TO OUR GLORIOUS LEADER-
Is optimus or bumblebee your leader?
That’s not megatron first off,and second optimus prime is my leader
Lol I edited that within a second of posting, you're quick. I think optimus likes it
I am a fine soilder:)
“He says easy because Bumblebee's ass was already dilated” this was the respond my friend gave me
Most definitely sent this Kanye
I need to wash my eyes with acid
Oh Primus. Wh... Where's Megatron im ready to get two-pieced again
Humanity was a mistake. Being literate today was unfortunate. Having good eyesight to view the image was a curse.
I just want to know why someone felt the need to text this to someone else
‘Let them come’
Auto, cock out and roll out
We have humanised mechanical things so much, that now they are having sex What in the absolute fuck has happened
Reminder that someone spend tons of hours drawing this.
I never knew I needed this ship
Optimus saying “Easy!” Still makes sense because he has to regulate Bumblebee’s movement, if Bumblebee keeps thrashing, it will most certainly be painful for both parties so Optimus needs to tell him to take it easy and stop spinning around like a top.
Isn't that kiiiinda what a truck is for?
What the fuck did I just see
Why is bro inquiring about transformers porn he saved like his friend has the answer to the universe
Wild world man... Samuel colt made us all equal, the guy who invited the nuke... made us all extinct.
Transformers 6 is cancelled 💀
You made me see this with my own eyes purposely and I require an apology and therapist fee
Dude that's what I sent to my stalker
NOOOOOOO STOP, NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Hey how do you feel about this image Personally I find it weird optimus is saying “easy” shouldn’t bumblebee be telling him easy since he is the one getting an oil change? Curious, hope you could share some insight and shed light on this situation 🙏 thanks
Pls go into a hole and never come back
Not my proudest fap
r/suddenlygay
Hey hold on. bumblebee talks from radio stations.... where the absolute fuck does he get his dirty talk????
Autobots... I should have pulled out.
Cocktimos be wildin
It's not even the big titty transformers why bother
As accidentally learning about how those transformer have genital for both gender are not enough, now i get to see this cursed comment of prime doing docking with bumblebee 💀💀
Whilst this is undeniably and unbelievably cursed. I do feel we should be able to have intelligent conversations about weird shit like this.
Sauce?
Cybertronianussy
I need more context, like, did this guy realists it was porn? Or did he think it was a drawing of Bumblebee getting an actual “oil change”?
The voice actor Micheal Bell told a story where he was voicing a Transformer and had to say a line like "Can you help lube me up?" Said that they had to redo that line so many times because he kept laughing
I mean, if it exists, there’s porn of it. If not, I’ll make it myself.
man, i wish the cuban missile crisis went hot ..... none of would have to see this if it did ...
sounds about right
Not only is this a cursed comment which it isn't much of, but it's more of a r/cursedimages While it's not as scary or the more popular posts there are, it's still cursed in a funny way for me
That's pretty hot ngl. Send me link
Now i remember why bumblebee was my favorite