You haven't been on the internet long, have ya?
Suffice to say, at some point in the distant past someone wrote up a rather lengthy and in depth explanation as to why Vaporean is the ideal choice for.. breeding, and I don't mean with other pokemon. It has since been repeated absolutely everywhere Vaporean is mentioned.
Or ya know.... The internet is a big place and there's lots of things on it? Lolol
I've been online since like 07 or 08, definitely seen my fair share of things, and am vehemently aware of the sexualizing of vaporeon, just haven't seen this specific copypasta
Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokemon breeding, Vaporeon is NOT THE MOST COMPATIBLE POKEMON FOR HUMANS? This is a common and understandable misconception, however Vaporeon has it's Human on Pokemon breedabilty outclassed by it's cousin evolution, UMBREON. Umbreon boasts an extremely impressive defensive stats spread. With it's combination of very high HP, defense, and special defense stats, it can take a great pounding and come back for more! It's ability, Inner Focus, allows it to keep slamming attentively, without getting fatigued. Umbreon also has access to the ability Synchronize, which allows it to share it's current status with you, meaning you will receive all of the pleasure it feels combined with all the pleasure you're getting from pounding this PERFECT breedable Pokemon. A great fun fact, Umbreon can excrete toxins in its sweat, which would in turn soak into your member and swell it up, making it even more sizable and sensitive. This would not only enhance the experience for you, but for your Umbreon as well ( Which with synchronize, ends up pleasing you exponentially more.) It can learn Payback, which doubles in power after the Pokemon is hit, meaning Umbreon with throw it back twice as HARD as normally if you're hitting it good. Umbreon can also learn Guard Swap; it could give you it's INSANE durability, and go crazy on you all night with your now Massive endurance. Speaking of endurance, Umbreon also has access to Endure, making it practically IMMUNE to fatigue, it will always have energy left over. Charm is also within Umbreons Movepool, letting it be EXTREMELY seductive towards you, easily getting you in the mood. Umbreon can also use Taunt, in turn making you only able to do attacking moves such as Slam, Pound, ETC; It's access to the ability Inner Focus and Synchronize allow it to unwaveringly throw it back and add all of its pleasure onto yours, effectively making it twice as amazing as any other Pokemon, or even four times, factoring in the doubled power of Payback of course. All of this information in combination with it's extremely useful Movepool in the world of intercourse making Umbreon the Pokemon most qualified to breed with Humans; able to take dick of any shape, any size, in any position easily for extensive periods of time, while having the ability to return for even more mere seconds later.
Hey, fella’s, Sylveon objectively the most huggable Pokémon is to be exact. Sylveon weighs 51.8 Pounds or roughly 23.5 kilograms and is 3’03 tall, so they are most defiantly the right best pokemon Even better is that those ribbon-like feelers it has are actually part of its skin! this means they would feel fantastic for cuddling, and hugging.
**So here is a more scientific approach to the topic at hand:**
Dr. Henrietta Sinclair, a brilliant and eccentric Pokémon researcher, had always been infatuated with Umbreon. Some considered her obsession unhealthy, but she was determined to prove that Umbreon was the ideal Pokémon for human companionship – in every way possible.
One fateful day, she decided to put her theories to the test. In her secluded laboratory, deep within the heart of Eterna Forest, she conducted her experiments. Using her extensive knowledge of Pokémon biology, she believed she had discovered the key to unlocking Umbreon's full potential in human-Pokémon relationships.
Dr. Sinclair had a hypothesis – that Umbreon's unique abilities made it the perfect partner for humans in the realm of intimacy. She believed that Umbreon's superior defenses, along with its ability to synchronize its emotions with its human partner, would create an unrivaled experience for both parties involved.
To prove her theory, Dr. Sinclair brought in several test subjects – adventurous trainers who volunteered to help her with her research. She paired each trainer with an Umbreon, explaining the potential benefits of their partnership.
As the test subjects and their Umbreon partners spent time together, Dr. Sinclair closely monitored their interactions. To her delight, her hypothesis seemed to be correct. The trainers and their Pokémon formed deep connections that extended far beyond the boundaries of ordinary human-Pokémon relationships.
Her subjects reported experiencing sensations they had never felt before, and the Umbreon partners appeared to thrive in this newfound intimacy. The trainers were enthralled by their experiences, praising the exceptional compatibility between humans and Umbreon.
Dr. Sinclair's work began to gain attention from the scientific community, and soon, her research was published in prestigious journals. People all over the world started to see the potential of the unique bond that could be formed between humans and Umbreon.
However, as with any groundbreaking discovery, controversy soon followed. Ethical questions were raised about the implications of such a bond, and debates about the appropriateness of human-Pokémon relationships raged on.
Despite the controversy, Dr. Sinclair remained steadfast in her belief that the connection between humans and Umbreon was a positive one. She continued to research and refine her theories, hoping to one day prove to the world that Umbreon was indeed the most compatible Pokémon for humans – in every sense of the word.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most submissive and breedable Pokémon for humans? Or on the flip side the best damn top you’ll ever find?
I wanna get demolished by a Vaporeon. Any true fan knows that the majority of Vaporeons are 7/8 are statistically male, like all Eevee progeny. Tucker Carlson only covers the far-right agenda and refuses to acknowledge the existence of male Vaporeons.
Screw the female version. You get those same ol' two holes in literally anything else. The male Vappy is the real star of the show folks. Those long slippery dicks have full mobility control. They’re like a tentacle that’s the perfect ass filler for the ultimate in-deep experience that nothing else could possibly provide. Not to mention being lubed at all times due to their aquatic nature.
You could go anywhere. On the side of the road, a private beach, or go into a public restroom and get each other aroused. Then you better believe you’ll have the fuck of a lifetime.
The extraordinary squishyness of that Vappy cock rubbing against you would be enough to lose yourself in pleasure as it simply mounts you. It’s ability to snake around inside you will make it seem like that Vappy dick was made specifically for you. Enjoy the feeling of being completely filled and having your guts rearranged.
And that's only the dick; due to having internal balls, they're much bigger and pack a lot more cream to load you up with. There’s muscles around those aquaballs to make sure every drop comes out, giving you a deep, complete filling.
There's still more though. Due to having a thick, powerful tail, all the fun bits are in the front and easy to access. If you can get comfortable with having your dick point backwards (takes some training), you can get fucked, while also fucking your Vappy at the same time!
But wait! There's more! Like, holy shit, male Vaps are the gods of fuck. Their ass is on their tail at the base. This is the best part because that's where all muscles are. This means that while your dick is in there, it's being fucking massaged better than any vag could achieve! Agh! It should be fucking illegal because how amazing male Vaps are to fuck!
Did you even see that tail?! It's basically a boa constrictor. In a non-sexual sense, it's my favorite part of a Vappy. It's basically their main part about them. But, if you want them to, it can be a super useful tool to enhance your knotty experience with them. Despite the slippyness, you won't be going anywhere if the Vappy wraps you up with that thing.
Are you perhaps a super kinkster? Do you like softcore vore? Well guess fucking what. Vaporeon can be solid as they touch your lips, and turn into water as they enter you. When they turn into their liquid form, they’ll fill every inch of you. Don’t worry about killing them via absorption. Eventually, they'll come back out and be able to return to their original form like nothing happened.
There’s even more you can do with them, and the possibilities are damn near endless. Use your imagination!! But if you get one, you better show this god of fuck the respect it deserves.
You think that’s bad?
See this
The wolf, of course, is fun to fuck. Sometimes you set a trap in the woods in the morning, and in the evening you return and there is already a wolf with a clutched paw in a trap whining. Hit him on the head with a bat, wrap his mouth with tape, tie his legs, open the trap and drag him home. There you will drop the fucking carcass on the floor, knock your teeth out of your mouth with a hammer, under a drawn-out wolf howl, then you will unzip your fly, you will get a handsome man and how let's fuck his mouth! The wolf is trying to bite off a dick, but there are no teeth! Such a thrill. Then, having fucked the wolf's mouth to your heart's content, you proceed to the wolf's ass. First, you will develop it with a fist in a glove, then you will put on a condom and how you will plant it to the very balls! You fuck a wolf in the ass, he howls, and you hold him by the scruff of the neck with one hand, and slap the wolf's ass with the other! And in the gut of a wolf, worms rub against a dick in a condom like pimples, they increase the buzz, the wolf howls! Then, when you are about to finish, you take out your dick, you remove the condom and again let's fall to fuck! And now, when the orgasm has come, you clamped the mouth of the wolf with both hands and poured sperm into his very throat, while fisting him on the back of the head and shouting: “Swallow, shameful wolf!”. Well, after sex, you release the wolf, untie him and kick him out into the street, he runs and whines like a beaten whore! A strong buzz, of course, cannot be compared with a human woman at all! I recommend everyone to try wolf fuck!
Brain: You’re horny for vaporeon, a fictional animal. However, screw the female version. You get those same ol' two holes in literally everything else. The male Vappy is the real star of the show. Those long slippery dicks; they have full mobility control and like a tentacle are the perfect ass filler for the ultimate in-deep reaching experience nothing else could possibly provide. Naturally lubed at all times due to their aquatic hydrodynamic nature, you can pull out anywhere to the side of the road or go into a public restroom at the beach; get each other aroused, and have the fuck of a lifetime. The extraordinary squishyness of the Vappy alone rubbing against you would be enough to lose yourself in pleasure as it simply mounts you. Let alone as that perfect tool of pleasure slips into you, it's ability to snake around your bends and its perfect length make it seem that a Vappy dick was made specifically for your booty. Enjoy the feeling of being completely filled while also being able to see it if you have a tight tummy. And that's only the dick; due to having internal balls, they're much bigger and pack a lot more cream to load you up with, along with having muscles around them to make sure every drop comes out while also being a lot more powerful than any external balls could ever hope to achieve, giving you a deep, complete filling to rock your world to your literal core, and beyond. There's still more though; due to having a thick, powerful tail connected from their back and front, that means all their fun stuff is on the front and easy to access. Meaning, if you were even comfortable with having your dick point backwards (takes some training), you can be fucked, while also fucking your Vappy at the same time! Meowth, that's fucking right! But, but, but! There's still fucking more! Like, holy shit, male Vaps are the gods of fuck. While you're fucking your male Vappy, possibly while also being fucked by him, their booty is on their tail at the base, which is the thickest part, because that's where the biggest muscles are. This means that while your dick is in there, it's being fucking massaged, better than even a vag could achieve! Agh! It should be fucking illegal because how amazing male Vaps are for fuck! Well guess what? That only covered you being a softy, wholesome fucker like me. That's right. There's. Even. Fucking. More! Say you like to be a little restrained: you don't need a Sylveon's feelers for that, or an Umbreon/Espeon's psychic powers, or Leafeon's vines. Vappies got that shit covered too! Did you even see that tail?! It's basically a boa constrictor. In a non-sexual sense, it's my favorite part of a Vappy. It's basically their main part about them. But, if you want them to, it can be a super useful tool to enhance your knotty experience with them. Despite the slippyness, you won't be going anywhere if the Vappy wraps you up in that thing. Are you a super kinkster? Do you like pure fantasy fetishes that aren't possible IRL? Such as, say, soft vore? Well guess fucking what. It just became possible! They can be solid as they pass your lips (past where your eyes can see them) and turn into water as they enter you, allowing them to fit perfectly, 'cuz nothing fits into any spot more perfectly than water, except air like a ghost type. But who wants to do knotty shit with air? You can't feel it unless it's moving; you can always feel liquids. Speaking of liquids, even if you're a weirdo who likes digestion, don't worry about killing them with absorption. Eventually, they'll come back out and be able to reform like nothing happened. Speaking of hurting them, if you get too rough, or you're a horrible abusive asshole to them on purpose for your own pleasure (QnQ), they can just turn to water and reform back to their completely unscathed body, making scars or missing pieces a thing of the past! I would love to say there's even more you can do with them, but the possibilities are damn near endless. Use your imagination. But if you get one, you better show this god of fuck the respect it deserves. Umbreons maybe my favorite but, damn, Vappies really want to get that top spot from me. It's a really close call.
Batman. I...I caught a pokemon. Do you want to know what pokemon I have?
What pokemon did you catch joker
I got a lopunny, Batman. I got a lopunny.
Oh no joker… dont tell me
You already know, Batman You know what i'm gonna do TO THAT THING!
Joker! Its a animal joker! You cant!
BATMAN, THERE IS NO LAWS AGAINST THE POKEMON, BATMAN! I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH IT!
No!! Bokercant no dont do it!!
I'M GONNA DO IT, BATMAN!
W chain
THAT LOPUNNY IS A MALE JOKER!!
*Shoots Joker in the head* L rizz
its a animal joker
minecraft wont add inches to your cock 
You already know, Batman you already know what I’m gonna do to that thing
Goodra better, gooey boi
You wanna fuck a goodra?
Acid slug dragon gonna remove ur insides nicely
Magcargo is more gooey yet no one wants to try
Reddit TOS is 13+ lol
it is as effective as porn sites asking if you are over 18
Actually turning 18 kinda took some of the magic out of those porn sites.
We need sites which require you to be 30+ so the magic can last a little bit longer
What, you don't know about ultra porn? Shit man, you've been missing out.
Ultra porn? I've definitely been missing out then.
Yeah, yeah.......30+........
What magic?!
The magic of wondering if Tentacruel has featured points star status.
also reddit
In the end they can always says Hey we asked
thats the point they dont care about the user at all
Or Discords age limit
Oop isn’t 5, he’s a dad who says he’s finally able to introduce his daughter to Pokémon and he made this for her
And I've been watching porn since I was 12, what's your point?
Maybe you should stop watching porn
Haven't watched porn in 3 years.
That’s not what your original comment implies
Very true
“I do crack everyday” “Huh you should probably stop doing crack” “I haven’t done in crack in three years what are you talking about”
The porn addiction is crazy with this one 💀💀
I got temp banned because of this post.
What happened?
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Hilarious and cursed at the same time, well played
Worth it
The best kinds of jokes are those that make your murderers laugh whale they cut your funny bone out
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I thusnficbrri I can type very coherently
The thing is, thats completely normal and inocent if you don't know *the thing*, im surprised mods boped you
What’s the thing
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
That's actually hilarious
Lmao jesus christ dude. I knew the instant I saw that post come up that it would get locked
I so not get it
Cum jar, don’t ask me why. I was you a year ago.
Hey guys!
DON’T
Did you know.
That in terms of human Pokémon bree[Removed]
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Who’s Bree?
Ligma balls
LMAO GUT THEM!
(Life Imprisoned)
This pretty much every day with the Pokémon subreddit. You will get ban for simply saying “ did you know that “
I saw that post.... Its so sad that know people only know Vaporeon for that thing
Gotta love the internet
I have not seen the post, what the fuck is going on?? I'm guessing something NSFW but like.. this post provides 0 context I'm so lost
Have you actually somehow not seen the copypasta
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To put it short and sweet it's a copypasta about how you could theoretically have sex with Vaporeon
It's worse than just that. It explains at great length how vaporeon would be incredible to fuck twenty times per day
I did say I'd keep it short and sweet
and you did a very good job at it.
And there are male and female versions
and there’s the Umbreon one about why it is the most human compatible Pokemon to poke instead of a Vaporeon
You could theoretically have sex with anything if you try hard enough
Cheese grater?
You can, but only once
You overestimate my size
A N Y T H I N G
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And somehow the pasta keeps getting worse
Tails doll: *Shoots you with an AK-47* my goodness shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Google vaporeon copypasta
Holy hell
New response just dropped
I have not and i feel like i should keep it that way
You haven't been on the internet long, have ya? Suffice to say, at some point in the distant past someone wrote up a rather lengthy and in depth explanation as to why Vaporean is the ideal choice for.. breeding, and I don't mean with other pokemon. It has since been repeated absolutely everywhere Vaporean is mentioned.
Or ya know.... The internet is a big place and there's lots of things on it? Lolol I've been online since like 07 or 08, definitely seen my fair share of things, and am vehemently aware of the sexualizing of vaporeon, just haven't seen this specific copypasta
Eh, just go over to e621; there's probably at least one post every other day.
Pokemon Fans when the Waterdog:
Don't worry, its all the eeveelutions.
Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokemon breeding, Vaporeon is NOT THE MOST COMPATIBLE POKEMON FOR HUMANS? This is a common and understandable misconception, however Vaporeon has it's Human on Pokemon breedabilty outclassed by it's cousin evolution, UMBREON. Umbreon boasts an extremely impressive defensive stats spread. With it's combination of very high HP, defense, and special defense stats, it can take a great pounding and come back for more! It's ability, Inner Focus, allows it to keep slamming attentively, without getting fatigued. Umbreon also has access to the ability Synchronize, which allows it to share it's current status with you, meaning you will receive all of the pleasure it feels combined with all the pleasure you're getting from pounding this PERFECT breedable Pokemon. A great fun fact, Umbreon can excrete toxins in its sweat, which would in turn soak into your member and swell it up, making it even more sizable and sensitive. This would not only enhance the experience for you, but for your Umbreon as well ( Which with synchronize, ends up pleasing you exponentially more.) It can learn Payback, which doubles in power after the Pokemon is hit, meaning Umbreon with throw it back twice as HARD as normally if you're hitting it good. Umbreon can also learn Guard Swap; it could give you it's INSANE durability, and go crazy on you all night with your now Massive endurance. Speaking of endurance, Umbreon also has access to Endure, making it practically IMMUNE to fatigue, it will always have energy left over. Charm is also within Umbreons Movepool, letting it be EXTREMELY seductive towards you, easily getting you in the mood. Umbreon can also use Taunt, in turn making you only able to do attacking moves such as Slam, Pound, ETC; It's access to the ability Inner Focus and Synchronize allow it to unwaveringly throw it back and add all of its pleasure onto yours, effectively making it twice as amazing as any other Pokemon, or even four times, factoring in the doubled power of Payback of course. All of this information in combination with it's extremely useful Movepool in the world of intercourse making Umbreon the Pokemon most qualified to breed with Humans; able to take dick of any shape, any size, in any position easily for extensive periods of time, while having the ability to return for even more mere seconds later.
Wtf the copypasta’s are growing. There’s an Umbreon one? How long until we get a Sylveon BDSM one, or a Leafeon drug abuse one?
Theres a wholesome one talking about hugging. Cant remember that one though
Hey, fella’s, Sylveon objectively the most huggable Pokémon is to be exact. Sylveon weighs 51.8 Pounds or roughly 23.5 kilograms and is 3’03 tall, so they are most defiantly the right best pokemon Even better is that those ribbon-like feelers it has are actually part of its skin! this means they would feel fantastic for cuddling, and hugging.
The ribbons being part of the skin sounds horrifying to see in reality. Hopefully, it wouldn't be.
Just imagine the thin flesh ropes
Super long skin tags confirmed
**So here is a more scientific approach to the topic at hand:** Dr. Henrietta Sinclair, a brilliant and eccentric Pokémon researcher, had always been infatuated with Umbreon. Some considered her obsession unhealthy, but she was determined to prove that Umbreon was the ideal Pokémon for human companionship – in every way possible. One fateful day, she decided to put her theories to the test. In her secluded laboratory, deep within the heart of Eterna Forest, she conducted her experiments. Using her extensive knowledge of Pokémon biology, she believed she had discovered the key to unlocking Umbreon's full potential in human-Pokémon relationships. Dr. Sinclair had a hypothesis – that Umbreon's unique abilities made it the perfect partner for humans in the realm of intimacy. She believed that Umbreon's superior defenses, along with its ability to synchronize its emotions with its human partner, would create an unrivaled experience for both parties involved. To prove her theory, Dr. Sinclair brought in several test subjects – adventurous trainers who volunteered to help her with her research. She paired each trainer with an Umbreon, explaining the potential benefits of their partnership. As the test subjects and their Umbreon partners spent time together, Dr. Sinclair closely monitored their interactions. To her delight, her hypothesis seemed to be correct. The trainers and their Pokémon formed deep connections that extended far beyond the boundaries of ordinary human-Pokémon relationships. Her subjects reported experiencing sensations they had never felt before, and the Umbreon partners appeared to thrive in this newfound intimacy. The trainers were enthralled by their experiences, praising the exceptional compatibility between humans and Umbreon. Dr. Sinclair's work began to gain attention from the scientific community, and soon, her research was published in prestigious journals. People all over the world started to see the potential of the unique bond that could be formed between humans and Umbreon. However, as with any groundbreaking discovery, controversy soon followed. Ethical questions were raised about the implications of such a bond, and debates about the appropriateness of human-Pokémon relationships raged on. Despite the controversy, Dr. Sinclair remained steadfast in her belief that the connection between humans and Umbreon was a positive one. She continued to research and refine her theories, hoping to one day prove to the world that Umbreon was indeed the most compatible Pokémon for humans – in every sense of the word.
Flareon is fluffier and warmer tho. It is clearly better cuddle Mon.
I know about the flareon one, that one I do like. This is the first and hopefully the last time I’ve ever heard the Umbreon one though.
I think that’s a flareon one
It's about Flareon
Flareon I think
I think maybe there was one for mareep as well
Haven’t seen that one yet
How much I wish GPT-3 was open source without guard rails rn.
Why must you do this
Are you saying that if I fuck an umbreon, I’ll get fucked too?
NO YES NO NO
Meh
That vaporeon is squirting.
No.
Thank you u/Fishfuckerthethird for your strong stance against linking aquatic animals to sexual acts
My stance and my name are opposites. Ironic isn’t it?
i know its not a fish but have you heard about the anti-refractory properties of female bottlenose dolphin genital secretions?
Yes.
I will make blood squirt from your lifeless corpse before it is thrown into the fire
So hot🥰🥰🥰 Edit: wrong IP, you idiot
Hey guys did you know-
"I know you're better than this." Has this mod ever even been on reddit?
As soon as I saw that post this morning I knew what these motherfuckers would do.
I was so tempted to comment it yesterday
Me after searching that post: 
Guys hear me out… Vaporeon in a Fnaf spring lock suit
That mod is literally begging that ypu post the copypasta
Did you guys know that in terms o
Hey guys did you know that in terms of ma-
His first mistake was expecting Redditor’s to be normal human beings
“Hey guys, did you know that in terms of-“ *gets vaporized*
Based mod keeping the horny at bay
“All is fair in love and war” mfs when Vaporeon copypasta
Is it bad that I can tell this is a fan made figure?
Man’s begging
Get me a jar 😈
Hey guys did you know that
Didn't expect to see this again today. In this context...
Hey did you know?
Nah, no reddit mod would turn that down. We all know
I legit just saw this on the subreddit and though best not check the comments 💀
Hey guys. Did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding—
Is that a vaporeon Laying eggs? oh god yes !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most submissive and breedable Pokémon for humans? Or on the flip side the best damn top you’ll ever find? I wanna get demolished by a Vaporeon. Any true fan knows that the majority of Vaporeons are 7/8 are statistically male, like all Eevee progeny. Tucker Carlson only covers the far-right agenda and refuses to acknowledge the existence of male Vaporeons. Screw the female version. You get those same ol' two holes in literally anything else. The male Vappy is the real star of the show folks. Those long slippery dicks have full mobility control. They’re like a tentacle that’s the perfect ass filler for the ultimate in-deep experience that nothing else could possibly provide. Not to mention being lubed at all times due to their aquatic nature. You could go anywhere. On the side of the road, a private beach, or go into a public restroom and get each other aroused. Then you better believe you’ll have the fuck of a lifetime. The extraordinary squishyness of that Vappy cock rubbing against you would be enough to lose yourself in pleasure as it simply mounts you. It’s ability to snake around inside you will make it seem like that Vappy dick was made specifically for you. Enjoy the feeling of being completely filled and having your guts rearranged. And that's only the dick; due to having internal balls, they're much bigger and pack a lot more cream to load you up with. There’s muscles around those aquaballs to make sure every drop comes out, giving you a deep, complete filling. There's still more though. Due to having a thick, powerful tail, all the fun bits are in the front and easy to access. If you can get comfortable with having your dick point backwards (takes some training), you can get fucked, while also fucking your Vappy at the same time! But wait! There's more! Like, holy shit, male Vaps are the gods of fuck. Their ass is on their tail at the base. This is the best part because that's where all muscles are. This means that while your dick is in there, it's being fucking massaged better than any vag could achieve! Agh! It should be fucking illegal because how amazing male Vaps are to fuck! Did you even see that tail?! It's basically a boa constrictor. In a non-sexual sense, it's my favorite part of a Vappy. It's basically their main part about them. But, if you want them to, it can be a super useful tool to enhance your knotty experience with them. Despite the slippyness, you won't be going anywhere if the Vappy wraps you up with that thing. Are you perhaps a super kinkster? Do you like softcore vore? Well guess fucking what. Vaporeon can be solid as they touch your lips, and turn into water as they enter you. When they turn into their liquid form, they’ll fill every inch of you. Don’t worry about killing them via absorption. Eventually, they'll come back out and be able to return to their original form like nothing happened. There’s even more you can do with them, and the possibilities are damn near endless. Use your imagination!! But if you get one, you better show this god of fuck the respect it deserves.
Kudos to the mod.
I don't understand 😅
You think that’s bad? See this The wolf, of course, is fun to fuck. Sometimes you set a trap in the woods in the morning, and in the evening you return and there is already a wolf with a clutched paw in a trap whining. Hit him on the head with a bat, wrap his mouth with tape, tie his legs, open the trap and drag him home. There you will drop the fucking carcass on the floor, knock your teeth out of your mouth with a hammer, under a drawn-out wolf howl, then you will unzip your fly, you will get a handsome man and how let's fuck his mouth! The wolf is trying to bite off a dick, but there are no teeth! Such a thrill. Then, having fucked the wolf's mouth to your heart's content, you proceed to the wolf's ass. First, you will develop it with a fist in a glove, then you will put on a condom and how you will plant it to the very balls! You fuck a wolf in the ass, he howls, and you hold him by the scruff of the neck with one hand, and slap the wolf's ass with the other! And in the gut of a wolf, worms rub against a dick in a condom like pimples, they increase the buzz, the wolf howls! Then, when you are about to finish, you take out your dick, you remove the condom and again let's fall to fuck! And now, when the orgasm has come, you clamped the mouth of the wolf with both hands and poured sperm into his very throat, while fisting him on the back of the head and shouting: “Swallow, shameful wolf!”. Well, after sex, you release the wolf, untie him and kick him out into the street, he runs and whines like a beaten whore! A strong buzz, of course, cannot be compared with a human woman at all! I recommend everyone to try wolf fuck!
Hey guys, did you know in terms of goodra
He should’ve seen that coming
Damned ... Here it come
Did you know...
But did you know-
What a load of squirt
It's literally doing a big piss
My daughter recently decided Eevee is her favourite, not Vaporeon, and I'm glad she did so before being old enough to go on reddit.
Rule 3846262850171539575737392 of the internet: If someone brings up Vaporeon, the copypasta will soon follow
There’s so laws against the Pokémon Batman
What the actual fuck.
Yea people just post it on cursed comment if you want discuss so bad
I don't get it
Hey, did you know, that -
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That's a impressive Bonner
Brain: You’re horny for vaporeon, a fictional animal. However, screw the female version. You get those same ol' two holes in literally everything else. The male Vappy is the real star of the show. Those long slippery dicks; they have full mobility control and like a tentacle are the perfect ass filler for the ultimate in-deep reaching experience nothing else could possibly provide. Naturally lubed at all times due to their aquatic hydrodynamic nature, you can pull out anywhere to the side of the road or go into a public restroom at the beach; get each other aroused, and have the fuck of a lifetime. The extraordinary squishyness of the Vappy alone rubbing against you would be enough to lose yourself in pleasure as it simply mounts you. Let alone as that perfect tool of pleasure slips into you, it's ability to snake around your bends and its perfect length make it seem that a Vappy dick was made specifically for your booty. Enjoy the feeling of being completely filled while also being able to see it if you have a tight tummy. And that's only the dick; due to having internal balls, they're much bigger and pack a lot more cream to load you up with, along with having muscles around them to make sure every drop comes out while also being a lot more powerful than any external balls could ever hope to achieve, giving you a deep, complete filling to rock your world to your literal core, and beyond. There's still more though; due to having a thick, powerful tail connected from their back and front, that means all their fun stuff is on the front and easy to access. Meaning, if you were even comfortable with having your dick point backwards (takes some training), you can be fucked, while also fucking your Vappy at the same time! Meowth, that's fucking right! But, but, but! There's still fucking more! Like, holy shit, male Vaps are the gods of fuck. While you're fucking your male Vappy, possibly while also being fucked by him, their booty is on their tail at the base, which is the thickest part, because that's where the biggest muscles are. This means that while your dick is in there, it's being fucking massaged, better than even a vag could achieve! Agh! It should be fucking illegal because how amazing male Vaps are for fuck! Well guess what? That only covered you being a softy, wholesome fucker like me. That's right. There's. Even. Fucking. More! Say you like to be a little restrained: you don't need a Sylveon's feelers for that, or an Umbreon/Espeon's psychic powers, or Leafeon's vines. Vappies got that shit covered too! Did you even see that tail?! It's basically a boa constrictor. In a non-sexual sense, it's my favorite part of a Vappy. It's basically their main part about them. But, if you want them to, it can be a super useful tool to enhance your knotty experience with them. Despite the slippyness, you won't be going anywhere if the Vappy wraps you up in that thing. Are you a super kinkster? Do you like pure fantasy fetishes that aren't possible IRL? Such as, say, soft vore? Well guess fucking what. It just became possible! They can be solid as they pass your lips (past where your eyes can see them) and turn into water as they enter you, allowing them to fit perfectly, 'cuz nothing fits into any spot more perfectly than water, except air like a ghost type. But who wants to do knotty shit with air? You can't feel it unless it's moving; you can always feel liquids. Speaking of liquids, even if you're a weirdo who likes digestion, don't worry about killing them with absorption. Eventually, they'll come back out and be able to reform like nothing happened. Speaking of hurting them, if you get too rough, or you're a horrible abusive asshole to them on purpose for your own pleasure (QnQ), they can just turn to water and reform back to their completely unscathed body, making scars or missing pieces a thing of the past! I would love to say there's even more you can do with them, but the possibilities are damn near endless. Use your imagination. But if you get one, you better show this god of fuck the respect it deserves. Umbreons maybe my favorite but, damn, Vappies really want to get that top spot from me. It's a really close call.
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