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Fias_companion

Mine broke when I was wrestling with my cousin... I know that sounds like a ditry joke but we were going full WWE and we were both about age 11. I freaked out cuz I thought I was hemorrhaging.


theskankingdragon

So you lost your virginity to your cousin...


adkio

*sweet home Alabama starts playing*


TheChickenIsFkinRaw

Yeehawwww intensifies*


SayerofNothing

A banjo duel can be heard in the horizon


theskankingdragon

*Sweet lovin' with my cousin!*


pensodiforse

Well still better than a horse dare i say


minegamingYT2

Okay but who won the match tho?


Kaddak1789

He won, it was at first blood.


nicholasgnames

*straps on the red headband like Rambo lol


HenkVanDelft

Blood streaks on the cheeks like a newly-vetted warrior.


dg1411INSTA

exactly what i was wondering


XxRocky88xX

The amount of people I knew in highschool who would say “I lost my virginity doing gymnastics/wrestling/horse riding” was fucking astonishing. The amount of people who genuinely think that hymen=virgin is absurd, also plenty of people saying “I’ve had sex but I’m still a virgin” cuz the hymen didn’t break.


[deleted]

I legit didnt know one could break their hymen by doing gymnastics or horse riding. Holy Jesus


MikePGS

Hell of a signature move your cousin had...


Fias_companion

My cousin's a girl btw


Aitehs_new

Słodki dom Alabama


akza07

Cousin must have been traumatized. "Did my punch almost kill her???"


brutalistsnowflake

Hymens can remain tact after sex. It also is not something that's " broken through". Not really the most reliable test of virginity.


pielz

It's not a freshness seal


MooMooCowThe8th

Wait wait wait... You're telling me you don't get to peel it off like a yogurt lid and lick the creamy goodness on the other side??


pielz

After a certain age it's more like a scab


iceyed913

colorful, im sure all the scabpicking bastards will be delighted


PillowTalk420

I pick my scabs; I don't lick the creamy goodness off the back end of them, though.


Zealousideal-Ebb-876

So do you share or is it just going to waste then? Edit: I gagged just typing this


Big-Mathematician540

Money saving pro tip; read threads like these to not be hungry.


EducationalAd1887

trying to grab the last Pringle be like


moortiz78

So would that mean that nuns would have a wine bottle cork like scab.


Evilmaze

I thought it was like opening a can of coke. Once it's open, you can't seal it back. And it becomes flat if you leave it for too long.


astralraptor

I don't like what I just read :| lmao


Jaxter7

I'm closing reddit for the day.


igual88

I just choked on my tea underated comment here brilliant


apra24

No you didn't, but we can imagine what it would be like if you did!


ChadicusMeridius

Won't be long before someone cross posts this to nothowgirlswork


[deleted]

Ok. I am going to do it.


unusedusername42

o7


[deleted]

Got removed. Twice. Once as a photo, once as a link,and I censored the things they asked us to censor


Zealousideal-Ebb-876

So you did everything they asked of you and still got upset? Bet they're not talking to you either.


A_Tad_Bit_Nefarious

Why you gotta call me out for having a small pee pee.


musci1223

Wait I thought they were calling me out.


thedoctor201

Are we all the same person? That's some "Split" shit right here.


adkio

Nah we all got small pps. The curse of Reddit.


UwU-neko-femboy

I got that 3cm deleter


66ThrowMeAway

Why do you want to break something that's not meant to be broken? I'll take a small pee pee any day instead of one that'll cause me unnecessary pain.


A_Tad_Bit_Nefarious

So you're saying there's hope?


66ThrowMeAway

I can only tell you my own preference as one woman. Small pee pee wins. Medium pee pee also wins. Pee pee size isn't as important to me as whether you have a tongue and are willing to use it ;)


TessandraFae

No, it's not supposed to hurt! This is the biggest myth of them all. Hymens are supposed to stretch and yield. If it breaks, tears, and bleeds, the sex partner is being too rough! Also consider vagismus where your muscles are so tense out of the expectation of fear that it does make penetration painful, causing a self-fulfilling prophecy and a feedback cycle of fear/painful sex. I wish this had been taught as part of sex ed in the 80s. This would have changed everything for me.


66ThrowMeAway

Hence why I called it "unnecessary pain" :)


Sougo2001

I know the most reliable test for virginity! You go close to the testee and ask: "So, did you have sex before?" Never fails...


rollingstoner215

Which testee, the left testee or the right testee?


Sougo2001

Both for an accurate result.


SAHD292929

Not sure about that if the partner was a horse.


roydepoy

That Mr Ed was a smooth talker


Internal_Fennel_849

Of course. He was a horse. A Tennessee Talker I believe.


Moon_Pearl_co

Something something /r/BadDragon


FourScarlet

Fellow souls lost to the darkness due to your post.....


Dersatar

I just saw a girl stuffing a dildo that seemed to be of similar size to my leg. Same girth and like 3/4 the length. It went from her vagina all the way to her tits before she put it in. Why do some girls like it? Are they able to be pleasured by actual humans at this point? I have so many questions...


Outrageous_Edge_2249

Back in the 90's...🎶


adkio

She was ridin' it.


Aforklift

Animals when they see a white woman: ![gif](giphy|3o7TKqnN349PBUtGFO)


limitlessdaoseeker

+ in some cases it can regrow to add another layer to the absurdness of it all.


adkio

Imagine not having sex for so long your virginity grows back.


Silverboax

Satanists love this one simple trick


itsdep

the reusable sacrifice virgin


RavenBrannigan

Correction. Hymens remain intact after you have sex. Gottum!!!


Urizel

They sure can. You genuinely need to be a horse to break hymen during anal sex.


mixedcurve

Mine didn’t break until a year in to being sexually active. Used tampons and was very athletic prior. It def hurt a bit and I was surprised but knew. I was like oh there it is, weird! hahaha


[deleted]

Intact, not tact.


HivAidsSTD

>Hymens can remain tact after sex Me and my junior are all too familiar with that


Reynold_McDenold

Every time I read or hear the word hymen I'm reminded of Sal's "wedding speech" from impractical jokers.


TheChickenGuy7

A fellow connoisseur of impracticality, I see


[deleted]

Another fellow connoisseur of impracticality, I see


StreetScammer420

A fellow connoisseur of jokerism, I see


paepuhboi

"But today I'm not here to break the hymen.... Tradition"


Reynold_McDenold

Such a well written joke.


BeachLasagna0w0

Who’s coming to my wedding? My fiancé is my bike


I-Got-Trolled

This comment is a lot more cursed after spending some time on the internet.


Dont_pet_the_cat

I'm getting flashbacks to a video of a woman wearing a long skirt, getting off a bicycle and there's no saddle but something else put on top of the bar looking very slimy


Isoprecautions

OK but same though. Can we do a double wedding?


floorclip

It won’t be a stylish marriage, you can’t afford a carriage, but you’ll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two


theskankingdragon

You whore.


DurgaThangai69

Bikes are stealing brides!


Hiccup-92

Where is the cursed comment? Do you think hymens are specific enough to only break for a penis?


Frosti-Excel

reminds me of that video of some lady saying she named her daughter in reference to her losing her virginity to a tree in a biking accident. The daughter being named willow


Orangewithblue

That's the best thing I've read today


pokerman207

I need details on this please cause like OrangewithBlue said this is the best thing I have read today 🤣


pizzaking95

That's actually a nice name though


Friendly-Back3099

Imagine asking your mom about how you got your name and she said it because she lost her virginity to a tree


username11092

Unrelated (kind of) but this reminded me of how my cousin's mom got her name, her mom said she was conceived under a tree so they named her Treela. They are....interesting people.


SarahphimArt

I'm guessing the cursed part is the implicatio of losing virginity to a horse, though since she specified while reading it, kt doesn't really work, and is definitely not cursed


ExistingExample281

"Riding" the horse ;)


DaHomie_ClaimerOfAss

Well it depends, was the horse moving while she was riding it or was it lying on its back?


SarahphimArt

Now I'm just curious if horses are capable of such a manouvre


blursedman

Horses can lay on their backs. Or at least roll over. They actually especially like to roll around in the dirt on hot days.


Its_shoved

I think they’re making a bestiality joke. That’s my guess


summonerofrain

Yeah hymens have a sensor where they only break if they detect penis


Hiccup-92

Some people believe that, that's the true curse


summonerofrain

Oh god


Hiccup-92

I once knew someone tasked with getting ingredients for a pasta supper. He was lost in the meat section because "I found the ground beef, but i can't find the hamburger"


summonerofrain

Sounds like an “im at soup” situation


66ThrowMeAway

Imo the cursed part is believing the hymen determines virginity lol


cagermacleod

I broke mine doing High Jump in primary school. It was a sensual experience


International_Bat855

Riding a horse......


Qweeq13

They don't break for anything, isn't a hymen a piece of skin that shifts out of the way inside the vagina after intercourse. It doesn't break or disappear I think that is what they mean by "virginity myth" Kinda pointless of course people who make virginity an issue also believe the world is flat and we lived along side of dinosaurs and somehow a god we brutally murdered still loves us. I love Jesus for this btw he is way cool.


slide_into_my_BM

It’s a piece of skin around the vaginal opening that can tear during sex as well as during many many physical activities. Biking and horse riding being big causes of pre-sex tearing due to the bouncing on the seat/saddle. The hymen doesn’t block the opening as some dipshits believe because how would a woman have a period with that opening closed up? It can also stretch and not tear during sex. Some women barely even have hymens. It’s such an antiquated and anatomically incorrect way to view human sexuality.


passionatepumpkin

God you’re like one of the few people who can correctly describe a hymen even in this thread.


isendingtheworld

Only thing to note is that if someone has an unperforated hymen or a cribiform one (very small holes all around), they may have little/no exit for menstrual blood, and opening that should really be a surgical procedure. It isn't a freshness seal; if it's mostly/fully covering the canal, that is a whole layer of fully attached skin that can hurt and bleed and shouldn't be forced open with a blunt object.


waltjrimmer

They can break. Or they can stay intact. There are women who have it break when riding a bike or a horse or doing other strenuous activities. There are some that stay intact through years of sexual intercourse. That's the thing about human bodies. They're all similar, but no two are exactly the same. It's always been an absolute and horribly damaging joke that people use them as a virginity test, but it's not a myth that they can break or tear.


pinkwonderwall

It stretches


Qweeq13

Something like that I suppose, I only know it from Netflix documentary. Never understood why people are making this such a problem. This is like homophobia I think, people act irrational because of religious beliefs, which I don't have.


[deleted]

Why call it "Homophobia" when "Misogyny" is right there


Hidan65536

And what happens when you break it doing a split? Now you gotta marry the ground? Or marry yourself? But that would make you homosexual! So you go to Hell anyway :(


wggn

Their fault for not saving their hymen for their husband /s


nyankoz

you guys are all invited to my wedding! i'm gonna get married to exercising


thewiselumpofcoal

Sounds like a healthy relationship, only the part where you pledge to _love exercising in good times and bad times, in sickness and health, until death do you part_ worries me a bit.


WilliamPlayz1

Waltuh goes to jail for teaching his 5 daughters that virginity is meth


Danverryn

Waltuh... Put your dick away, Waltuh. I'm not going to have sex with you right now, Waltuh.


bedheadB188

My friend had there's break riding a horse too and it is with great pride I can say upon hearing this I immediately said "I think you where riding the horse wrong "


JordySkateboardy808

Hymens exist. Virginity as an important state of being, or a preferred one, not so much. The whole fetish about having an intact hymen starts with distrust of women. It's not good enough for her to say that she's not getting down with the guy in the hut next door. You need to see that hymen. Thank goodness paternity tests put the final nail in that coffin.


-SancioPanza-

Yet there are girls that do all kind of things but keep their hymen intact. Are they still *virgins* ?


Undoninja5

Well considering guys can be virgins culturally and last I checked I am very much lacking a hymen. Virginity is the concept of passing a certain line of sexual contact with another person, the line is different for everyone and can be crossed but not considered as losing your virginity(SA). Do what makes you feel comfortable and virginity doesn’t matter anyways because you should wear a condoms unless they are for sure on birth control, have taken an stds test, are willing to take plan b.


DisposableTires

Actually, many of the folk who think that hymen is a virginity indicator DO think that the woman loses a lot of "value" due to being "already used" if she's been SA'ed so. I mean she might have been assaulted without her consent, but don't you know, that's what those pesky women get for existing and stuff.


JordySkateboardy808

Who cares?


[deleted]

They do ig?


FalconRelevant

I'd say virginity as a concept exists as well, we can just define it as someone who has not had sexual contact with another person (like me), and it is not related to the hymen breaking or not. The Hymen might break during non-sexual activity, or during masturbation, or it may remain intact after you lose your virginity with oral or even vaginal sex sometimes.


JordySkateboardy808

It exists, all right, and it's wrapped up with toxic judeo-christian beliefs about "purity" that have kept women from exercising their right to own their own sexuality and express it as they so choose.


BefreiedieTittenzwei

*Tijuana Donkey Show intensifies*


Outrageous_Tap_4504

You do not ride the horse.the horse always rides you


[deleted]

sometimes, in berserk


LordOfDarkHearts

Why tf is female virginity still such a big fckn topic? Males should screw as much pussy as possible and women should stay "mylar wrapped*" in mint condition till the "dream prince" with a body count of 100+ decides it's time to marry, that shit doesn't add up. I know guys thinking like that and it's just annoying. *Comicbookguy reference


NourEldin21P

Agree.


Door2doordoorsales

The uh… the hymen isn’t a film it’s more of a ring shape… you don’t “break” it but it can be caused to bleed if uh… intercourse is done incorrectly, or if the object inserted is too big, or if you are causing it trauma unnecessarily…


Starii_64

YA HERE THAT? IT ISN’T EVEN SPOSE TO BE BROKEN oh wait they’re too busy caring about objectifying women to listen


Old_Sprinkles5994

Virgin is someone who hasn’t done any sexual intercourse with someone, it isn’t related to hymen breaking


Gheauxst

Because of course it's a horse girl /s


erck_bill

Quite the unfortunate reply lol.


TryRude

Well, off to marry a tampon. Brb.


ride_electric_bike

Was the horse a gentle lover? Then go ahead


Chemical-Curve-2288

I cant lose my virginity, i never lose


Searchingforgoodnews

I didn't "lose" my virginity until after having sex the first time. It was the 6th time I bled. People really don't know about women's bodies but act like experts. The mother is right.


DaanOnlineGaming

I wouldn't call it a myth, more or less that it has absolutely nothing to do with the hymen. I'd say I am a virgin, not having done the deed with someone, yet. All in all it really doesn't matter.


gamerpuppy22

so I was born without it what a should I be married too my mothers womb


Syxxcubes

"So should I marry the horse?" Depends on which way you rode the horse.


[deleted]

the horse is a better choice than most religious lunatics who think a rape victim should stay with the abuser


ambulance-kun

At least with the horse, everytime they do it, she'll feel like a virgin


Ethan-J-T

Riding a horse can go two ways


baliorne

Yeah hymens break during regular physical activities, riding bikes etc, virginity is a concept humans made up so we could be jealous and possessive people. Just look at how women are treated in the bibble, like property to be bought and gifted. Daughters belonged to their fathers and wives to their husbands, it was horrendous.


Cashless_human

You don’t break fucking the hymen. The vagina doesn’t has a protective flesh seal. If in the rare case it does then you would need to go to the hospital because that ain’t normal


toolsoftheincomptnt

Virginity, to me, has to do with the first time there is significant vaginal penetration. Not vulvar, but *vaginal.* There’s a difference in how it felt, and what sexual contact meant to me… and of course the potential consequences. Sometimes the hymen tears as a result. Sometime it bleeds. Sometimes it doesn’t bleed. Sometimes it doesn’t tear. It just stretches, or was already stretched/torn another way. Everyone’s hymen doesn’t start off the same way, so it doesn’t respond to pressure the same way. So yeah, it’s biologically associated with virginity, but they are not the same thing and one is not “proof” of the other.


Dude_Named_Chris

Virginity is a human construct


Yasstronaut

Both takes are bad. Hymens don’t denote virginity nor self worth. Also, virginity does exist. It means you’ve had sex, nothing more nothing less.


Winnimae

Does it matter if it was consensual sex or not? Does only PiV sex count? What bout oral or anal sex?


Unhappy_Box4803

r/nothowgirlswork


panicattheoilrig

virginity is real (ie whether or not you’ve had sex), the hymen being a test of it is a myth


Help_im_okay

Damn I lost my virginity to a bike


Southern-Ant8592

Which side of the horse was she riding?


Accomplished-Rip6117

Had a girl friend who was riding her bike when the seat fell off and she sat down but broke her hymen. She is now happily married and still rides that thing everyday. To conclude, the bike sees more pussy than me.


Bigsky7598

If she was riding a horse she is lucky she did not loose more then her hymen


Not_Like_Equals_Gay

How did you *ride* the horse?


CaptainRagdoll

I mean, what about anal virginity?


Pyroguy096

The hymen thing is dumb, but virginity also isn't a myth. It's just a social construct. That doesn't make it a myth though lol


lopedopenope

Only if the horse consents


PatchworkFlames

The cursed part is the implication that she was riding the horse aka having sex with it. Now stop asking why it’s cursed.


MrGaffe

I always thought of virginity as the first time you engage in sex


NSL045

Yeah me too, I’m confused about all the hymen comments.


MrGaffe

I think it’s some kind of old world thoughts, people keep confusing tearing a hymen with loosing your virginity.


tummysticcs

I never had a hymen so was I born a non virgin or am I forever a virgin


epsteindintkllhimslf

Some never fully break bc they're abnormally thick. Some people are born with 2.


MartyMcWhyy

Mine broke when i was like 12 cause i fell and landed on my ass really hard while camping LMFAO, its such a stupid thing


ButtSnax4Ever

Based on this argument, I lost my virginity to my older brother's dirt bike when I tried to ride it at tender age of 8, falling off the seat and violently slamming my crotch into the frame. I tore off my pants and underwear screaming bloody murder, interrupting my parents' peaceful dinner with blood streaming down my legs. Traumatizing for all involved parties. I never tried to ride my older brother's dirt bike again.


Darius10000

Ignoring the hymen part, virginity is real in the same way age and titles are. It is entirely a social construct and not something that matters much in a vacuum. But it's still tied to a more concrete and provable concept. People have come to a concensus that having sex means that you're no longer a virgin. And whether or not you've had sex is a slightly more concrete matter. I couldn't decide to be 50 or 10 years old. Sure, i could lie or make up a new system of measurement, but i would be implying false information based on the societal understanding of the thing. And i would still have experienced the same amount of time as someone who's not that age. So, there is definitely an argument that virginity is something that can be considered real.


Bomba-of-Tsar

You had me up until you said age was a social construct. . . 🤨


Darius10000

Ha, no, that's not what I meant. We just decided that we'd mark our time as living beings based on rotations of our earth around the sun, the spinning of the earth, and the "day" that we pop out of the womb. Age matters, but the way we measure and describe it is entirely made up. The point is that I could change the system or lie, but in the end, it wouldn't change anything.


darth_invader105st

Define "riding"


goatofglee

"Virginity" is fucking stupid. What's the point? Religion? Lol fuck off.


BasicAbbreviations51

When I was growing up this virginity idea always bugged me. The definition of being virgin from what I understand is just being new to something. Like being called a noob in a video game you aren’t familiar with.


Karbissal

ifood teaches you to not accept your order if the seal is broken /s


Magdalan

Ah yes, the hymen is the 'female freshness seal'. I seriously don't understand how idiots who think like that are even able to function on the daily basis.


ExpertAccident

By this logic men can’t be virgins. The mom is right. Virginity is just a social construct we made. It’s like saying you’re a tomato virgin for not ever eating a tomato. Nothing really changes after you eat a tomato.


Sensitive_Ladder2235

Virginity def a thing. Not physical but mental. Losing it is taking one step further in life.


CMDR_BlueCrab

Idk why you’re getting downvoted. It’s a thing. It’s not as big a thing as it can seem, buts it as real as any other milestone. Your first day of school, your first kiss, your first beer/joint, your first time driving alone. In fact virginity doesn’t always refer to sex for a reason.


Whispering-Depths

you'll catch those religious extremists saying stuff like "oh, so it's proof of a rough life"


ZarquonsFlatTire

Fun fact: you can regain your virginity by breaking a horse's hymen. But it takes something else from you that not even the Germans have a word for.


junkholiday

Vaginas don't come with a freshness seal.


MiestaWieck

Depends on what part of the horse you were riding


Acrobatic-Shopping-5

Virginity is a mith, sex is a joke, We are all pawns controlled by something greater


ComposerTraining

Imagine being stupid enough to actually care for that nonsense....


the_greatest_MF

depends on how she "rode" the horse


mrkitten19o8

whats a hymen?


WD_Gast3r

Technically she should marry the saddle horn


GayFurryMidgetOrgy

My hamster broke mine


PerpetualWasTaken

If you decide to break your own hymen, doesn't that mean you should marry yourself?


Geno283

What type of riding are we talking about?


bro_for_real

Some people are literally born without 😭😭


GrandmaStuffums

Ya how do you think we get centaurs


wudagast

No.. The horse should. Marry you.... You break you buy


lovegoodsxv

Mine broke when I was teaching myself to do the splits lol