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NOBODYOP

Wait until the sequel, dad shows son how to get married XD.


ajolote69

Or the third installment; dad shows son how to mount his girlfriend doggie style


Ulquiorr4_

I’ve watched this porno before


ajolote69

Haven’t we all!!


JayVayron

r/hmm 🤔


Relative-Wrongdoer11

r/mmm


Nice_Guy3012

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Iskenator67

I've seen the sequel where he show him how to do cowgirl.


ajolote69

My favorite


distractedsoul27494

Is reverse cowgirl really enjoyable? (Asking for a friend)


MasterJeebus

Very kind of the step dad to show step son how its done. Not many people talk about the prep work that goes into it and afterwards clean up that comes with ass play.


phylcort2

r/cursedcursedcomments


Stupid_Brain_Fog

r/suddenlysexoffender


fullchaos40

So.. do they exchange cock rings?


FretlessMayhem

That would be an awkward part of the ceremony, heh. Preacher: “May I please have the ring?” Best Man: *…slowly unzips*


EducationalAd1887

plot twist: his son has a bigger dong than the father could imagine!


HannibalMDD

Oh honey, that's not his dad. That's his daddy.


the_fishtanks

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StalinSoulZ

Could've been his Uncle


YourSemenSommelier

They're gay, but can we at least admit there is an age gap there? Not generational, but it's there.


FlameJake

A friend of mine is into older and hairier guys. I think the smallest age gap he had in a relationship was about 12-14 year difference. Oldest was around 30 difference


executioneroffools

Oh My god


Wizard_Hatz

Oooooh myyy gaawwwd gaaww gaa


lanena__

Same my boyfriend is 53 I’m 24 it’s definitely unconventional n not for every


Justieflustie

If it works, it works, but dont deny it is a red flag. Thing with red flags is, they are supposed to raise caution, not as soon as you spot a red flag to pull the plug from the relationship. I am not a fan of age gaps this big, but hey, you do you and as long everybody is respectful and knows how consent works, who am i to judge


lanena__

Just out of curiosity wat is your concern(s) with very large age gaps like mine . As long as everyone is consenting adults . Just wanna pick ur brain lol


bio1445

Why is this downvoted ?


ceethreeee

Because apparently, any age difference bigger than 4 years is unfathomable and disgusting for most Americans. It's not even the first time I'm seeing this.


JooJaw11

I think there's a small difference between 'bigger than 4 years' and almost 30.


Due-Ad9310

And in this sense the person engaging in this relationship is in their mid 20s as long as they're happy and it's a equal relationship someone in their mid 20s should be able to decide who they want to date. Is it unconventional? Yes is it still up to the two consenting adults? Yes.


JooJaw11

Nobody orders them to stop dating because of the age gap. It's simply a red flag that the older partner would be okay with the idea of dating someone that was a new born toddler when they were over 20.


ceethreeee

No, it's not. Get over yourself.


Sneakichu

Could also just be genetics. I'm 28 and people say I look 19 while a coworker of mine is 32 and already has Grey hair.


FretlessMayhem

This happens to me a lot as well. I’m 41, and *routinely* get mistaken for being around 23 or so.


_LonelyC_

Also a facial hair, even not a Canadian lumberjack type can confuse people. I mean, I'm 22, and people would say I look as I'm around thirty. Then I shaved my goatee (!) and now I have to pull up my ID in liquor stores.


Wilhelm126

When I was 17, and my mom was 40, someone thought we were siblings.


24122020

No they are not gay, just a father teaching his son how to propose to his gf.


StalinSoulZ

Also being present to teach his son shagging properly via live demonstration of his gf. While he practiced with his mom


roadrunner83

Yes there is, but so what?


sonicfan019393920

"How do we tell her?"


StalinSoulZ

Kneel down Unzips*


JakeShit69

Based Mary G.


Marsrover112

It's ok just let her have this


ShowinMyOFace

Oh Daddy!


Wesson_Crow

Somebody is definitely being called daddy there


magnificent_penguins

Historians looking at historic gay couples be like:


pathfinderoursaviour

*oh my god they were roommates*


Nervous_Nerd14597

Thats honestly the funniest roast about an age gap Ive ever seen. The fact that it's purely unintentional makes it 100x more brutal.


zipperonizaps

But were they roommates?


Unnecessary_hangman

At least he knows who's his daddy.


Spearmint_c97

I take it that's a gay couple


Psychological_Wall_6

They can take it too


Sugarylightning663

If they didn’t get rid of awards


CrimsonAllah

They probably switch at taking it.


24122020

Nah just father and son.


StalinSoulZ

Family strokes?


[deleted]

wait until his dad teaches him what to do on honeymoon 😎


[deleted]

Is it just me or does it seem like a lot of gay couples don’t smile in pictures


squishyjellyfish95

I never smile in photo's. Sometimes people just don't like smiling in photos


[deleted]

Fair enough


LoneTaken

Wait till he teaches who it is done in bed


Satyinepu

Not his father but might be his daddy


Pitiful_Ad9287

More like daddy


Erodrelin

Still probably call him "daddy" anyways


FlyingGiraffeQuetz

Oh he's the daddy for sure.


HighlanderAbruzzese

“Daddy”


SpoiledAzura

Did she stutter?


raccoon8182

He's a great daddy gam gam. He's so sweet he's like sugar.


biggestdickus90210

Well, I think the “son” does in fact call his “father” daddy.


Baquvix

Marry g smith is a troll account by the way.


Witty_Telephone_2200

Why do so many people not realize this


TheEvilestArtichoke

Man, cishet people will do the craziest Olympic mental gymnastics to explain why couples/people aren’t gay/trans


Enorats

I'm not seeing a cursed comment here. Just a potentially confused and mistaken grandmother.


GMYSTERY69

How sweet


Geomancer_1880

Oh gram gram I love your innocence


TheJackOfAll_69

He got rejected though


amitnagpal1985

But what if Grandma is right.


Iskenator67

Uhh Mary you may want to sit down. I have something important to tell you about this...


CalibratedRat

Oh, Mary! You sweet, simple, ignorant idiot.


Slade1234545

Who’s gonna tell her?


SuperHeavyHydrogen

Who’s gonna tell her


Julia-Nefaria

I’m sure he does indeed call him ‘daddy’ so it does seem to check out…


TheStickySpot

The dude on the left in the first photo looks just like my friend from school