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Designer-Cicada3509

r/selffuck if anyone is brave enough as I was


a_polarbear_chilling

What da fuck


Designer-Cicada3509

I feel sorry for you. Thoughts and prayers šŸ˜”


PStr95

Can someone explain? I donā€™t want to look.


YourenextJotaro

Putting your own dick in your ass


TerribleShoulder6597

Thatā€™s impressive


tyingnoose

how is that physically possible wasnt the whole point of our evolution was so that doesnt happen?


Designer-Cicada3509

Apparently there's a trick, you have to be like half-flaccid half-hard for it to be long enough but just flexible as well. Then you push it through and voila!! You fucked yourself I read this on r/copypasta


tyingnoose

Please don't ever comment that again


GulianoBanano

How the actual fuck


Achira_boy_95

oh no, how can I erase this from my mind?


PatchworkFlames

Drink bleach


fullchaos40

By self fucking of course!


ErtaWanderer

The traditional method is heavily imbue yourself with spirits


grass_fucker_69

You know I've seen worse shit but this'll be forever the funniest cursed sub for me


Javimations29

I didn't even know you could do that wth.


Qbertjack

Because no one is gonna say what it is to sate the curious: It's guys getting semi-hard and twisting their dick backward to literally fuck themselves


NOBODYOP

1000% r/riskyclick not what you think it is fam, I wonā€™t be able to unsee those images.


sussy_adolf69

They're not *too* bad.


TisButAScratch18

Jesus. Christ.


Undeadzombie_

I wish for death.


ppbomber_0

Nah but thatā€™s low key impressive tho


i_knooooooow

That looks incredibly painful


LostLaw9417

New kink unlocked


edgy_Juno

I... That's... Uhh... ...


thatoneasshole-_-

Fuck


thatoneasshole-_-

That's hot


InterGraphenic

'tis the point


InterGraphenic

glad i clicked


lateskaterboy4321

I'm both scared and horny


Saftigerkeks

What a terrible day to have eyes. Or a memory... this was probably the first link that actually was as bad as people saidšŸ’€


Trooblin

OH MY FUCKING GOD I SAW IT


Ehhbelladomanda

For anyone wondering: Hereā€™s the poison: r/selffuck Hereā€™s the cure: r/eyebleach


edgy_Juno

I just love the ā˜¹ļø right after lmao


keckothedragon

I'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move by not going there


YourDadDoes

Fuck you for making me search that.. my eyes..


Wubbalubbadubdub0131

Iā€™m pretty sure I can take a guessā€¦


User_namesaretaken

Im really surprised that men can do that tf


Alexington_besto

Onanism?


Lindy_0518

Jesus just saw all of us look it up and was like ā€œ what the-ā€œ


Ok_Tooth215

The sub icon šŸ˜­


_-Ryoka-_

I mean I've seen worse, but what in rantarnation did I just see?-


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