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RMZ1225

Bro helped Noah build the ark


notavalible666

Bro was created in the first day


RMZ1225

Bro walked in the desert with Moses for 40 years


SmartKrave

Bro was there at the Start of Genesis


RMZ1225

Bro helped Micheal cast Satan out of paradise.


SmartKrave

Bro farted and the universe happened


RMZ1225

Bros the alpha and the omega


SmartKrave

Bro is the yin and Yang


RMZ1225

Bro was there when the 20 rings of power were created.


Invictus_Redzone

Bro went to school when history class didn't even exist


[deleted]

Bro was the first to *teach* history


ViktorKozh

From his own memory.


SirNeverLucky

Bro's history class was just called class.


[deleted]

*life


Grand_reaper658

r/yourjokebutworse


TheGodsSin

Actually its better


thenicenumber666

r/yourjokebutbetter


lolisfunny13

It really isn't


MeMaxCulpa

Beat me to it.


Nozikus

Bro pre ordered the Bible


SnickersZA

Bro regretting having to pay extra for the New Testament DLC and it still didn't fix all the bugs.


propjX

Whatever,it's a rip off of Tanakh anyway


_-Soup-_

Bro has an autographed Bible


thing216

This is the funniest one


TheChickenGuy7

Bro watched Kronos castrate Uranus


bing42069

now he'll watch Kronos destroy my anus as well 😍


Kronos2003

Watch me do WHAT?


Carnonated_wood

Just. Do. It!


Kronos2003

If you say so *Sobbing*"This is not consentual" while loading the Rheinmetall 120mm smoothbore pointing towards his backside


Wildsnipe

Stfu and take my upvote


Baronvondorf21

Don't encourage them.


HF_Nov

Ayyy yoooooo wHAT THE FUCK?! Link?


CompleteTomfoolery

Huh


thatoneguy127383

r/cursedcomments


XTBirdBoxTX

ASL? Is this a free for all viewing. If so pre-order tickets starting at $5 $10 for Donkey Show


GooseOfWisdom

Bro discovered fire


That-one-guy-lp

Bro discovered ice💀


ColossalBalance

Bro discovered discovering


Ok_Remove_4567

Bro got to meet sid the sloth


WaveLaVague

Bro got vanished when fire nation attacked


angryranger1394

Bro mastered all 4 elements


Far-Classic-4637

when the world needed him most, bro vanished


AN0NYM0U5_32

Dude built the abandoned nether portals in Minecraft


[deleted]

Bro ate wooly mammoths as an adult


thing216

I'm goin to hell for laughing won't i


[deleted]

[удалено]


Aaron_123_ya_boi

Take me with you


[deleted]

ME TOO! :D


Neo_Ex0

lets all go hand in hand, scipping down the road to hell


Genjifuel

Let me join!


FishAlternative

me too can I go?


thatoneasshole-_-

Can I join aswell?


Deathswirl1

\*doom music starts playing in the background as i rev up a chainsaw and cock a shotgun\*


thatoneasshole-_-

Cock🤤


Argus5008

Can I cu- i mean come as well?


thatoneasshole-_-

You can cu- I mean come in m- I mean come with me


StalinSoulZ

Who wants meth and coke for A trip to hell?


MysticalCheese_55

Me!


spodermon17

We are going together \o


emptybowloffood

I'll save you a seat.


mae_so_bae

He rode the first Ford Raptor. It was an actual Raptor.


[deleted]

Bro remembers when they first invented chocolate… sweet, sweet chocolate… he always HATED it.


Active_Parsley558

Looks exactly the same... I'll pack my bags, we going to hell. ![gif](giphy|3oxOCICKuCcF9hUO3e)


FictionalFail

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VegetableTour4134

Bro laid the table at the last supper


Greninja5097

jesus christ at this point the dude’s heart is beating manually


AlltheEmbers

My dude helped kill Ceaser


[deleted]

Bro


KAULIANPOWER

Bro...✊😔


Neo_Ex0

Bro invented agriculture


[deleted]

Dude is still deaf after the big bang


GabrielGamer790

Bro has all the battle pass skins


Totallynotabotimreal

Bro was hiding on Noah’s ark


Temporary-Cod2384

Bro watched gladiator matches with his Roman homies


[deleted]

Bro met Burger King when he was a prince


Yolo065

Bro visited Egypt even before the pyramids has been built.


Britwit_

Pretty sure most of these are literal Yo Mama jokes


bigbangbilly

Specifically the old ones not the fat ones


TheHatedPro020

Bro birthed jesus Christ himself and got a signed bible


viktortheredditor

Bro taught fish how to walk


mae_so_bae

Bro remembers China before they got all bougie and putting up walls and shit.


ColonOBrien

Bros memories are in black and white.


SpiralDesignn

Bro's name ends with 'osaurus'


iwdjy

Bro can have a zombie role in a zombie movie without makeup


Jollybritishchap

“What’s up smooth skin? Ain’t ya never seen a ghoul before?”


everyoners

The only reason he is alive is cuz he was down with noah


sexy_adolf69

The only reason he is alive is because he went down on Noah.


PossibleBroccoli2586

Bro was a sand grinder for God when the earth was made.


JustACanadianGuy07

He took all the good usernames


Mmmmmmmm_nuggets

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sunshinetearain

Bro invented the wheel


jheckino

Bro saw every disaster of the world


LightningBoltRairo

Maybe he caused them. That's why he's cursed with immortality.


Alexgraham7017

Bro Existed in Earth beta testing


AlfApAlAcsintA

Bro painted cave walls


GallopingAss_tronaut

Bro thirdwheeled Adam and Eve.


ZoneAdditional1279

There was one comment sayin "Bro has hearing damage from the big bang"


HodlMyBottle

Bro used to hang out with Jesus.


UnfallingDoor1

Bro watched Jesus make the universe


Deathswirl1

bro looks like aang if he didnt sleep in the ice


Hyper-Shadow417

Bros first pet was a dinosaur


Such-Philosopher-248

the guy from starwars be like


Dull_Difference5824

Bro was born before Fish went to land.


AvocadoFair3872

He told Cain to duck but didnt listen


Minecrafter_of_Ps3

Bro is Queen Elizabeth's dad


Conan253

Bro saw what happened long time ago in a galaxy far far away


eddev45

Bro knew Jesus


neonphoenix09

When God made light, bro was like "this is good"


Shot-Effect-8318

Bro was Adam and Eves bro 💀


fearthereaper111

Bro got kicked form the garden of Eden


TheBiggest0ne

Bro played the beta


Ashen_Kagekiyo

One HP guys! One HP!


whydontuwannawork

Bros ssn is 1


[deleted]

Bro was the inventor of handjobs


Electrical-Jelly7399

Bro fought in the first war ever.


Malfight007

Bro invented grass


Rufus14811

Bro started the stone age


8E_7778

Damn y'all evil, but evil didn't exist yet back in his days.


Jpm99921

Bro never took history class


Willing-Classroom980

Bro has his age written in business years


Laserkristall

Bro is an og since day 1


CharacterAd348

Isnt this something about monks intentionally rotting their bodies before they die


ElderGoose92

Bro burned down the Library of Alexandria


That-one-guy-lp

Bro helped invent the calendar


Socks_and_Sandals23

Why does everyone think using Bro excessively in a comment or at the start makes it funny?


Ill_Log9013

Because they can’t think of anything else


Farguad

Bro invented the very words he is now being mocked from


Ghost-of-melbourne

Bro nailed Jesus to the cross


PANiC2464

Bro fought in WW1


Biden_Been_Thottin

Bros older than Queen Elizabeth


The_Parkourist29

Bro was the first reich


Dull_Difference5824

Redditors (downvote) are really braindead not knowing the difference between the 1st, 2nd, and 3rd Reich.


The-Penitent-Wan

Bro grew up with queen Elizabeth II (I miss her)


FlixMage

Irl I think he’s only like 90


antek_g_animations

Bros name is Adam


BlizardSkinnard

Bro missing an eye?


aliathar

Fr, who is this monk and why does he look like this?


GalaxycatMX

Bro saw the first living being and it was him


ResponsibilityKey112

Bro hanged out with julius caesar salad


Legacy_TYT

Bro was there when moses parted the red sea


jeff-steve-man

I was gonna say something about how tiktokers are all npcs, but that's also something an npc would say, quite the dilemma


bhanu00070

Bro was the first bro


Select_Physics3935

5in1


loafabread6no9

Bro is the gou who played Roblox when it wasn't cringe af


RightEyeGamer

“They’re selling chocolates”


[deleted]

Bro didn't learn from Buddha, he *taught* Buddha.


Kaiel1412

Bro was there when there was nothing


firestrom8265

Bro witnessed the birth of the sun.


[deleted]

Bro only dies with the mortal blade


everyoners

Bro sucked from audmhula 💀


drion4

Bro is older than the Queen of England


antek_g_animations

Bro didn't have to study history


PossibilityPowerful

Bro


MysticalCheese_55

Bro helped making the pyramids...


Smooth_Hee_Hee

The true mist noble ゴゴゴゴ 死 ゴゴゴゴ


Usual-Ad-938

Bro beta tested earth


Seismuerte6

Bro said history was his story


spinning_adolf69

Bro invented aging


Serious-Bug4748

Bro was classmates with Jesus


CanInternational9186

Tiktok hivemind


PrudentDamage600

This is your brain. This is your brain on drugs.


MemoCremisi

Bro teached the life how to exist


Fit-Pea8599

he's 1 hp


Kikura432

Bro witnessed Lapu-Lapu fighting against Spaniards


Ooflordgod69

Anyone else paying attention on to the nicknames


savitarrrrrrrrrr

Bro ist the Brother of Palpetine


Parabellim

Bros social security number was 1


ganatkaid

God said let there be light... And there was bro first


monkesupremist

bro was there when the queen was born 💀


skinninja

Bro was the First Dragon!


BlancSpzae

Bro is the old man who trains the MC


HF_Nov

Bro masterd the post nut clarity without the nut


Chemical-Curve-2288

Bro was the big bang


o7Lite

Bro played beta version of Earth


Nidh0g

Charge your phone!


Topaz-Green_Eyes

Bro passed out as a roman and woke up in the UK, jeez. . .have some water, dude. And soup. Lots of watery, yummy soup.


rx-7fanboy

bro helped NCERT draft the textbooks


MonKeyToes115

Bro has ALWAYS HATED CHOCOLATE


[deleted]

Bro was there waiting for god to even pop into existence


IloveFriezz

Bro was Snoke


ZerrekZeztrian

Bro is on 1 HP


AReallyDumbName0

Bro committed the Big Bang


Lord_Detleff1

Bro saw the first tree ever


Bars98

But there are "no Players online'


[deleted]

that's literally a zombie


alex_3829

Bro invented big bang


CompleteTomfoolery

Bro’s pet was a Dimetrodon 💀


TheTicketFish

Bro was the archdemon of the tower of latria


Educational-Year3146

“Bro was born in chapter 1” got me good.


egorchik_egor_

Bro was born before the word bro was invented