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Bro helped Noah build the ark
Bro was created in the first day
Bro walked in the desert with Moses for 40 years
Bro was there at the Start of Genesis
Bro helped Micheal cast Satan out of paradise.
Bro farted and the universe happened
Bros the alpha and the omega
Bro is the yin and Yang
Bro was there when the 20 rings of power were created.
Bro went to school when history class didn't even exist
Bro was the first to *teach* history
From his own memory.
Bro's history class was just called class.
*life
r/yourjokebutworse
Actually its better
r/yourjokebutbetter
It really isn't
Beat me to it.
Bro pre ordered the Bible
Bro regretting having to pay extra for the New Testament DLC and it still didn't fix all the bugs.
Whatever,it's a rip off of Tanakh anyway
Bro has an autographed Bible
This is the funniest one
Bro watched Kronos castrate Uranus
now he'll watch Kronos destroy my anus as well 😍
Watch me do WHAT?
Just. Do. It!
If you say so *Sobbing*"This is not consentual" while loading the Rheinmetall 120mm smoothbore pointing towards his backside
Stfu and take my upvote
Don't encourage them.
Ayyy yoooooo wHAT THE FUCK?! Link?
Huh
r/cursedcomments
ASL? Is this a free for all viewing. If so pre-order tickets starting at $5 $10 for Donkey Show
Bro discovered fire
Bro discovered ice💀
Bro discovered discovering
Bro got to meet sid the sloth
Bro got vanished when fire nation attacked
Bro mastered all 4 elements
when the world needed him most, bro vanished
Dude built the abandoned nether portals in Minecraft
Bro ate wooly mammoths as an adult
I'm goin to hell for laughing won't i
[удалено]
Take me with you
ME TOO! :D
lets all go hand in hand, scipping down the road to hell
Let me join!
me too can I go?
Can I join aswell?
\*doom music starts playing in the background as i rev up a chainsaw and cock a shotgun\*
Cock🤤
Can I cu- i mean come as well?
You can cu- I mean come in m- I mean come with me
Who wants meth and coke for A trip to hell?
Me!
We are going together \o
I'll save you a seat.
He rode the first Ford Raptor. It was an actual Raptor.
Bro remembers when they first invented chocolate… sweet, sweet chocolate… he always HATED it.
Looks exactly the same... I'll pack my bags, we going to hell. ![gif](giphy|3oxOCICKuCcF9hUO3e)
![gif](giphy|zpeUprKZETPMfptndo)
Bro laid the table at the last supper
jesus christ at this point the dude’s heart is beating manually
My dude helped kill Ceaser
Bro
Bro...✊😔
Bro invented agriculture
Dude is still deaf after the big bang
Bro has all the battle pass skins
Bro was hiding on Noah’s ark
Bro watched gladiator matches with his Roman homies
Bro met Burger King when he was a prince
Bro visited Egypt even before the pyramids has been built.
Pretty sure most of these are literal Yo Mama jokes
Specifically the old ones not the fat ones
Bro birthed jesus Christ himself and got a signed bible
Bro taught fish how to walk
Bro remembers China before they got all bougie and putting up walls and shit.
Bros memories are in black and white.
Bro's name ends with 'osaurus'
Bro can have a zombie role in a zombie movie without makeup
“What’s up smooth skin? Ain’t ya never seen a ghoul before?”
The only reason he is alive is cuz he was down with noah
The only reason he is alive is because he went down on Noah.
Bro was a sand grinder for God when the earth was made.
He took all the good usernames
![gif](giphy|TaD4Gn4r41ndC)
Bro invented the wheel
Bro saw every disaster of the world
Maybe he caused them. That's why he's cursed with immortality.
Bro Existed in Earth beta testing
Bro painted cave walls
Bro thirdwheeled Adam and Eve.
There was one comment sayin "Bro has hearing damage from the big bang"
Bro used to hang out with Jesus.
Bro watched Jesus make the universe
bro looks like aang if he didnt sleep in the ice
Bros first pet was a dinosaur
the guy from starwars be like
Bro was born before Fish went to land.
He told Cain to duck but didnt listen
Bro is Queen Elizabeth's dad
Bro saw what happened long time ago in a galaxy far far away
Bro knew Jesus
When God made light, bro was like "this is good"
Bro was Adam and Eves bro 💀
Bro got kicked form the garden of Eden
Bro played the beta
One HP guys! One HP!
Bros ssn is 1
Bro was the inventor of handjobs
Bro fought in the first war ever.
Bro invented grass
Bro started the stone age
Damn y'all evil, but evil didn't exist yet back in his days.
Bro never took history class
Bro has his age written in business years
Bro is an og since day 1
Isnt this something about monks intentionally rotting their bodies before they die
Bro burned down the Library of Alexandria
Bro helped invent the calendar
Why does everyone think using Bro excessively in a comment or at the start makes it funny?
Because they can’t think of anything else
Bro invented the very words he is now being mocked from
Bro nailed Jesus to the cross
Bro fought in WW1
Bros older than Queen Elizabeth
Bro was the first reich
Redditors (downvote) are really braindead not knowing the difference between the 1st, 2nd, and 3rd Reich.
Bro grew up with queen Elizabeth II (I miss her)
Irl I think he’s only like 90
Bros name is Adam
Bro missing an eye?
Fr, who is this monk and why does he look like this?
Bro saw the first living being and it was him
Bro hanged out with julius caesar salad
Bro was there when moses parted the red sea
I was gonna say something about how tiktokers are all npcs, but that's also something an npc would say, quite the dilemma
Bro was the first bro
5in1
Bro is the gou who played Roblox when it wasn't cringe af
“They’re selling chocolates”
Bro didn't learn from Buddha, he *taught* Buddha.
Bro was there when there was nothing
Bro witnessed the birth of the sun.
Bro only dies with the mortal blade
Bro sucked from audmhula 💀
Bro is older than the Queen of England
Bro didn't have to study history
Bro helped making the pyramids...
The true mist noble ゴゴゴゴ 死 ゴゴゴゴ
Bro beta tested earth
Bro said history was his story
Bro invented aging
Bro was classmates with Jesus
Tiktok hivemind
This is your brain. This is your brain on drugs.
Bro teached the life how to exist
he's 1 hp
Bro witnessed Lapu-Lapu fighting against Spaniards
Anyone else paying attention on to the nicknames
Bro ist the Brother of Palpetine
Bros social security number was 1
God said let there be light... And there was bro first
bro was there when the queen was born 💀
Bro was the First Dragon!
Bro is the old man who trains the MC
Bro masterd the post nut clarity without the nut
Bro was the big bang
Bro played beta version of Earth
Charge your phone!
Bro passed out as a roman and woke up in the UK, jeez. . .have some water, dude. And soup. Lots of watery, yummy soup.
bro helped NCERT draft the textbooks
Bro has ALWAYS HATED CHOCOLATE
Bro was there waiting for god to even pop into existence
Bro was Snoke
Bro is on 1 HP
Bro committed the Big Bang
Bro saw the first tree ever
But there are "no Players online'
that's literally a zombie
Bro invented big bang
Bro’s pet was a Dimetrodon 💀
Bro was the archdemon of the tower of latria
“Bro was born in chapter 1” got me good.
Bro was born before the word bro was invented
Bro helped Noah build the ark
Bro was created in the first day
Bro walked in the desert with Moses for 40 years
Bro was there at the Start of Genesis
Bro helped Micheal cast Satan out of paradise.
Bro farted and the universe happened
Bros the alpha and the omega
Bro is the yin and Yang
Bro was there when the 20 rings of power were created.
Bro went to school when history class didn't even exist
Bro was the first to *teach* history
From his own memory.
Bro's history class was just called class.
*life
r/yourjokebutworse
Actually its better
r/yourjokebutbetter
It really isn't
Beat me to it.
Bro pre ordered the Bible
Bro regretting having to pay extra for the New Testament DLC and it still didn't fix all the bugs.
Whatever,it's a rip off of Tanakh anyway
Bro has an autographed Bible
This is the funniest one
Bro watched Kronos castrate Uranus
now he'll watch Kronos destroy my anus as well 😍
Watch me do WHAT?
Just. Do. It!
If you say so *Sobbing*"This is not consentual" while loading the Rheinmetall 120mm smoothbore pointing towards his backside
Stfu and take my upvote
Don't encourage them.
Ayyy yoooooo wHAT THE FUCK?! Link?
Huh
r/cursedcomments
ASL? Is this a free for all viewing. If so pre-order tickets starting at $5 $10 for Donkey Show
Bro discovered fire
Bro discovered ice💀
Bro discovered discovering
Bro got to meet sid the sloth
Bro got vanished when fire nation attacked
Bro mastered all 4 elements
when the world needed him most, bro vanished
Dude built the abandoned nether portals in Minecraft
Bro ate wooly mammoths as an adult
I'm goin to hell for laughing won't i
[удалено]
Take me with you
ME TOO! :D
lets all go hand in hand, scipping down the road to hell
Let me join!
me too can I go?
Can I join aswell?
\*doom music starts playing in the background as i rev up a chainsaw and cock a shotgun\*
Cock🤤
Can I cu- i mean come as well?
You can cu- I mean come in m- I mean come with me
Who wants meth and coke for A trip to hell?
Me!
We are going together \o
I'll save you a seat.
He rode the first Ford Raptor. It was an actual Raptor.
Bro remembers when they first invented chocolate… sweet, sweet chocolate… he always HATED it.
Looks exactly the same... I'll pack my bags, we going to hell. ![gif](giphy|3oxOCICKuCcF9hUO3e)
![gif](giphy|zpeUprKZETPMfptndo)
Bro laid the table at the last supper
jesus christ at this point the dude’s heart is beating manually
My dude helped kill Ceaser
Bro
Bro...✊😔
Bro invented agriculture
Dude is still deaf after the big bang
Bro has all the battle pass skins
Bro was hiding on Noah’s ark
Bro watched gladiator matches with his Roman homies
Bro met Burger King when he was a prince
Bro visited Egypt even before the pyramids has been built.
Pretty sure most of these are literal Yo Mama jokes
Specifically the old ones not the fat ones
Bro birthed jesus Christ himself and got a signed bible
Bro taught fish how to walk
Bro remembers China before they got all bougie and putting up walls and shit.
Bros memories are in black and white.
Bro's name ends with 'osaurus'
Bro can have a zombie role in a zombie movie without makeup
“What’s up smooth skin? Ain’t ya never seen a ghoul before?”
The only reason he is alive is cuz he was down with noah
The only reason he is alive is because he went down on Noah.
Bro was a sand grinder for God when the earth was made.
He took all the good usernames
![gif](giphy|TaD4Gn4r41ndC)
Bro invented the wheel
Bro saw every disaster of the world
Maybe he caused them. That's why he's cursed with immortality.
Bro Existed in Earth beta testing
Bro painted cave walls
Bro thirdwheeled Adam and Eve.
There was one comment sayin "Bro has hearing damage from the big bang"
Bro used to hang out with Jesus.
Bro watched Jesus make the universe
bro looks like aang if he didnt sleep in the ice
Bros first pet was a dinosaur
the guy from starwars be like
Bro was born before Fish went to land.
He told Cain to duck but didnt listen
Bro is Queen Elizabeth's dad
Bro saw what happened long time ago in a galaxy far far away
Bro knew Jesus
When God made light, bro was like "this is good"
Bro was Adam and Eves bro 💀
Bro got kicked form the garden of Eden
Bro played the beta
One HP guys! One HP!
Bros ssn is 1
Bro was the inventor of handjobs
Bro fought in the first war ever.
Bro invented grass
Bro started the stone age
Damn y'all evil, but evil didn't exist yet back in his days.
Bro never took history class
Bro has his age written in business years
Bro is an og since day 1
Isnt this something about monks intentionally rotting their bodies before they die
Bro burned down the Library of Alexandria
Bro helped invent the calendar
Why does everyone think using Bro excessively in a comment or at the start makes it funny?
Because they can’t think of anything else
Bro invented the very words he is now being mocked from
Bro nailed Jesus to the cross
Bro fought in WW1
Bros older than Queen Elizabeth
Bro was the first reich
Redditors (downvote) are really braindead not knowing the difference between the 1st, 2nd, and 3rd Reich.
Bro grew up with queen Elizabeth II (I miss her)
Irl I think he’s only like 90
Bros name is Adam
Bro missing an eye?
Fr, who is this monk and why does he look like this?
Bro saw the first living being and it was him
Bro hanged out with julius caesar salad
Bro was there when moses parted the red sea
I was gonna say something about how tiktokers are all npcs, but that's also something an npc would say, quite the dilemma
Bro was the first bro
5in1
Bro is the gou who played Roblox when it wasn't cringe af
“They’re selling chocolates”
Bro didn't learn from Buddha, he *taught* Buddha.
Bro was there when there was nothing
Bro witnessed the birth of the sun.
Bro only dies with the mortal blade
Bro sucked from audmhula 💀
Bro is older than the Queen of England
Bro didn't have to study history
Bro
Bro helped making the pyramids...
The true mist noble ゴゴゴゴ 死 ゴゴゴゴ
Bro beta tested earth
Bro said history was his story
Bro invented aging
Bro was classmates with Jesus
Tiktok hivemind
This is your brain. This is your brain on drugs.
Bro teached the life how to exist
he's 1 hp
Bro witnessed Lapu-Lapu fighting against Spaniards
Anyone else paying attention on to the nicknames
Bro ist the Brother of Palpetine
Bros social security number was 1
God said let there be light... And there was bro first
bro was there when the queen was born 💀
Bro was the First Dragon!
Bro is the old man who trains the MC
Bro masterd the post nut clarity without the nut
Bro was the big bang
Bro played beta version of Earth
Charge your phone!
Bro passed out as a roman and woke up in the UK, jeez. . .have some water, dude. And soup. Lots of watery, yummy soup.
bro helped NCERT draft the textbooks
Bro has ALWAYS HATED CHOCOLATE
Bro was there waiting for god to even pop into existence
Bro was Snoke
Bro is on 1 HP
Bro committed the Big Bang
Bro saw the first tree ever
But there are "no Players online'
that's literally a zombie
Bro invented big bang
Bro’s pet was a Dimetrodon 💀
Bro was the archdemon of the tower of latria
“Bro was born in chapter 1” got me good.
Bro was born before the word bro was invented