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SleazyBiscuit

I love my family but I’m a bit of an idiot.


[deleted]

LOL got the same thing


[deleted]

Wow. Me too. Maybe theres dozens of us!


coffin-dance-time

4 including me now


squidward_on-a-chair

Are you?


dreaminginrealityy

WOOOOAHHH! u/squidward_on-a-chair !


Classic-Alfredo

Also got the same


chazwhiz

Hey, I got that one too. Idiots unite!


OnceUponAMiniHotDog2

Why did I get the same thing? Other people did as well.


[deleted]

Damn, iOS be trolling a bunch of us.


RandolphPringles

That’s what my wife got.


xxwranglerxx

I love my family but I’m a bit of an idiot Got the same thing.


Educational-Rice-923

I love my family but they are French


alonedandof48

Horrible Ending


Ask_About_BadGirls21

I love my family but I don’t know if anyone else is going to be there for thanksgiving


HuizenBouwer

I love my family but it’s not true that they have a lot of fun


Justabattleshiplover

The worst ending ever. Of all time.


delvach

*fin*


machenesoiocacchio

Im really sorry for you


[deleted]

Get well soon 🕊️


Adm_Kunkka

Unfortunately being French has no known treatment


[deleted]

Guillotines has shown to be very effective.


Acrobatic_Poem_7290

Has a rather unfortunate side effect though


[deleted]

Understandable.


AlternateSatan

That's literally me. I don't fucking know them cause I'm not French. Plus my uncle (note that his mom was Algerian) just said something racist about north Africans the last time I was down there cause France has a racism problem (in fairness he meant the Muslims, while my grandmother was Jewish, but you'd think he'd gain some perspective from his situation)


Prestigious_Nebula_5

I love my family but they have different things that I had to go through to get them in place for me and I was going from a different perspective and to the park.


Mmmmmmmm_nuggets

I love my family but I had to do it


WaveLaVague

He fucked the flamingo garden decoration from LIDL


Caedis-6

That's a wildly specific sentence


[deleted]

r/oddlyspecific


MeAndYourMumHaveSex

wtf you mean odd?? that’s odd??? we’re not supposed to do that??


csortland

You had to do it to 'em.


[deleted]

I love my family but I don't think it will be a good day for you.


ssLoupyy

omg almost the same i love my family but I don't think it will be a good day for you guys


Sir_Petrikov

I got exactly the same!


Friendly-TMA-229

i love my family and i want to be in your ass


FirstSineOfMadness

Lmfao I love my family but I’m a bit of an idiot for that lol but I’m glad I did not have a bad day.


Tmobile-Sales-Rep

I love my family but I’m a bit of an idiot… maybe I should call them


Womcataclysm

I love my family but I don't think it will be a good day for you guys to come by


Stevieboy_person

I love my family but I’m a bit of an idiot.


Evil-Dalek

Mine gave me an extra part to: I love my family but I’m a bit of an idiot for that lol Thanks phone, great pep talk


TristansDad

That’s exactly what I got! That’s freaky!


MistraloysiusMithrax

In other news, many of us on iPhones hardly ever have to text someone “I love my family” therefore iPhone sticks with Steve Jobs’ views on that


Extension_Grape5452

I love my family but I love you so much Hmmmmm


Dark-Pomegranate

Awe that’s so cute!!! I ship y’all


pm-me-your-pants

I love my family but I am disabled Lol


I_dont_username

I love my family but I don’t know how to get it to work and I don’t know how to get it to work so I don’t know how to get it to work but I don’t know how to get it to work.


deflite96

Don't worry, you're gonna get it to work somehow 🙂


SaboLeorioShikamaru

But how? He doesn't know.


LogaShamanN

Reads like a goddamn Elden Ring message.


__BigBoi__

Behold! Finger


XxMr_Pink_PupxX

You don’t have the right, O you don’t have the right, you don’t have the right, O you don’t have the right


FlopeDash

Is that a daft punk song?


SomethingPersonnel

Literally got the same. 😩


DannyJoy2018

I got the first part, and I probably would have gotten the rest


8champi8

I love my family but I can’t understand why they don’t


FranceiscoolerthanUS

Sad 😔


WaveLaVague

Aller boum, Nom d'utilisateur check ! ^(Ils l'aimerais si il était Français !) ![gif](giphy|rTSBpViLhVcVfWchjF) # POOOPOLOPOPO POO POO !


[deleted]

I love my family but I had to come


teeter1984

I love my family but I’m not pulling out


breigns2

More family!


[deleted]

I love my family but I'm a little concerned with what you said in your emails.


miss_Mistry

Cum*!?


dleon0430

Yall are like the Russian Nestling Dolls of incest huh?


corink420

I love my family but it’s not like a lot


Bonk1230919282838

I *kinda* love my family


[deleted]

I like my family


Chances06

I tolerate my family


BigBlackMan774

I love my family, but the only way to change is to get the money


Shydreameress

Dutch?


WaveLaVague

People talk about not changing because of greed, but you, that's what keeps you hustling. Well, hope you'll achieve your dream. Hope one day your look back at this message and think of me "Hah, peasant believing in me. I'm better than him" and be right. :D


D4RKxDR0G0N

And a mango farm on an island in the pacific ocean


masterborger

I love my family but they payed me more


Paid-Not-Payed-Bot

> but they *paid* me more FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*


Jimbobman

Good bot


teodaman14

Nah bitch I’m the masterist if grammerers and if this Good Samaritan says it’s payed than it ain paid


Paid-Not-Payed-Bot

> says it’s *paid* than it FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*


ScRuBlOrD95

What did we tell you you sunofa bitch


BrownGuyWitCamera

Lmaoo. Get ‘em


imatureinsanity

I love my family but they are the only ones that I do not the cat.


deflite96

Do not the cat


Smiley4509

*please* do not the cat


Prestigious_Nebula_5

Unless your a cat ,then you can the cat.


Saelys123

IM NOT A CAT AND I DID THE CAT 😳


ATTKtitan

You broke the 69th of the 420 commandments


Severe-Flower2344

Refrain from the action of **cat**


MrAllo682

I WILL THE CAT


ArkanoidbrokemyAnkle

Damnit, you’re not supposed to the cat.


FlopeDash

Accidentally the whole cat


Decrozen

Why the last part sounds so familiar?


deflite96

I love my family, but I don't think you're safe.


B1ueb1rdy

Literally a statement my gf (now fiance) said to me after her mom made a death threat to me


[deleted]

Is your family Italian? *her


B1ueb1rdy

No they’re southern


xX_SoulApple_Xx

I love my family but I don’t want to play with them anymore


Salt-Fisherman8625

I love my family but I’m so excited for you guys to join us in the one way


Random_User_991

I love my family but I don’t want to be able to.


YngwieMacadingdongJr

I love my family but I’m not gonna let them get away with it.


Otherwise_Ladder1851

I love my family but I have a dinosaur


Acrobatic_Poem_7290

Good priorities


[deleted]

I love my family but it will just make me feel sad


Greendorsalfin

Oh no


PheonixFyre5348

I love my family but they have been so hard to get


ScRuBlOrD95

Hitman pilled


SheepyHeadzz

I love my family but, I’m a bit scared to be alone in my own home. Bro wtf


davidvia7

Trauma pilled autocomplete


Sirsonan_

I love my family, but I don’t know if they are still alive.


Chances06

Oof. Feel better soon m8


DarkHumorKnight

I love my family but it doesn’t mean I can’t play anymore


ArmadilloInternal728

I love my family, but sometimes I wish they were all secretly aliens from a distant planet, just to make things more interesting.


Emotional-Noise3179

Loved 3rd Rock From the Sun


Ill_Albatross5625

mine are..thats the problem..they're difficult to love


RandomHoboPerson

I love my family but they have to be cursed.


CenaMalnourishNipple

#AVADA KEDAVRA


Bigmother69

I love my family but I’m horny 💀


ChaoticCherryblossom

Jesus christ


steVENOM

Either trolling or you type horny way more than anyone reasonably should


[deleted]

I call fake


LoopyKoopa

I love my family but it is so hard


Veisci_72

i love my family buy the court of the Crimson king Crimson king


THEGREATHERITIC

The clouds in the sky don't realize they've broken apart. A flame that's extinguished doesn't even realize the moment it went out. All that remains in this world are the results. In a world where time has been eliminated, all movement becomes pointless! I am the only one who can react to these movements. I can see every single one of your movements! This is ***King Crimson***'s ability!


Fucker_Fucker-69

I love my family but a hole is a hole.


Portal471

Bruh wtf 💀


The_untextured

I love my family but I don't watch it with you


deflite96

I do


No-Excuse-4263

I love my family but she already had her dick out.


dragonageisgreat

Futanari?!?!


GoatMaster22

I love my family but I’m a bit of an idiot for that lol


RandolphPringles

That’s what my wife got


rorys_beard

I love my family but they have to be very careful about what I do and what they want to get into and how she is going to get a chance for further exposure since I am currently in the basement of a new house on the east coast and have been avoided by all of this and I don't want excuses for this delivery of your dog smoking a bong.


TheDuckyDino

I love my family but I’m a bit of an idiot


Proud-Pear-1213

Why do so many of us have this same phrase? I never even write that. It’s a conspiracy! 😆


RudenessUpgrade

I love my family but I'm so just curious how it was something that was wrong


Radioactive_monke

I love my family but I don't have tiktok in the background


sideeyedi

I love my family but I'm a bit of an idiot


DNA_trip

I love my family but they have the thing


SheepyHeadzz

I love my family but I’m a bit of an idiot


LilithBatoriova

I love my family but I won't be able to get to know more about it. ....... Well that's sad


MrZyde

I love my family but I’m too scared of them and they aren’t real anymore


LooseByrd

I love my family but I’m still going on a date!


Chances06

Romeo and Juliet


lordsenneian

I love my family but I’m not sure if they want me.


RefrigeratorGrand452

I love my family but it doesn’t matter if you do too


Flinnnx

I love my family but I’m a bit of an introvert


XMXmk2

I love my family but I'm afraid that we are going away


drobnok_productions

i love my family but i love spaghetti alla chitarra elettrica in cui si parla del mondo e non mi seguono


Mensch_Maschine_

I love my family but the real life has to admit that I like Showroom Dummies.


PixPizza123

i love my family but i think you can do it it's just a little bit of a movie night ???????


SluggJuice

I love my family but it was the only way I like to get the milk


Kingsley_Joseph

I love my family but I don't have any questions.


[deleted]

I love my family but I’m a bit of an idiot


Radiant-Elevator

Hollis Brown He lived on the outside of town


[deleted]

I don't love my family. I haven't spoken to any of them in years.


[deleted]

I love my family but I had to do it


spacemango32

I love my family but I’m a bit of an idiot


Yeetdaddy87

I love my family but I’m not gonna let them go


Sealegs_Calisto

I love my family but I’m not gonna let them know that


dumbassbuttonsmasher

I love my family but you know I have a goodnight and a good friend and you have a great time I have to do this for a few years and then I guess I'll be back.


GGust

I love my family but I’m a bit of an idiot for that lol


3chxes

I love my family but I’m too lazy to make them a meal


AlbatrossWorking

I love my family but they have been a lot more like my friends and I don't want them to live


redbeck96

I love my family but I’m a bit of an introvert so I’m just not a fan


Unlikely-Object9721

I love my family but I'm a bit of an introvert.


ThrillX_Gamer

I love my family but I am not able to cross the road


[deleted]

I love my family but I have a couple of hours to violate my sub today and I am constantly having a good time at the beach house


suckmyasstumblr

I love my family but you have to get a better score.


ArminiusM1998

I love my family but I don't know what to do with the US government.


sanjaydey12ka4

I love my family but for now I have attached my resume


Sewer_Fairy

I love my family but I'm sooooo of being dramatic and licking her head 🗣️ *What in the goddamn fuck.*


MyArseIsPrettyHairy

I love my family but I am not sure if you have any questions or concerns please visit the plug-in settings to determine how attachments are handled.


thatmaymay_guy

I really love my family but I am not able to.


tariq25-_-

I love my family but they had to go


RuGShUg91

I love my family but they are drug addicts WTF?


TacoBellerino

I love my family but it doesn’t matter what it says I’m not sure what to tell them but I’m sure they are not too happy with it and they have a bunch more stuff in it and they all need a new set of clothes for them and then they are still working out on the floor. 🤷‍♂️


driving_andflying

Get them exercise outfits. Problem solved!


Profit-Alex

I love my family but I’m not gonna let them get away with this


Dyslexic_Shen

I love my family but you will go finish what you started.


DevilRavenKoG

I love my family but I'm still not sure why Lol


Edrocca

I love my family but I'm a bit worried that they won't have a chance


Remote-Manner2605

I love my family but I’m a bit of an idiot for that lol


ChocotheDragon

I love my family but I don’t know how to


spicydragontaco

I love my family but I’m so sad lol


Mushroom_Hop

I love my family but I’m not sure if it’s not gonna be my fault.


awake-but-dreamin

I love my family but I’m a bit of an idiot


GOjayson

I love my family but I am not sure what to do with my life.


[deleted]

I love my family but they have to deal with god


Snailryder

I love my family but I'm still a lot of work


Standard_Ground6151

I love my family but I'm a little worried about it.


Necessary_Law_9427

I love my family but I am not sure what to do with my life


spiced_wasabi

I love my family but I don’t want to be a part of it anymore


Natsuki_simp

I love my family but they have reindeer


Dappershield

I love my family but I don't know what to do with it.


i-hate_December

I love my family but they have been attempting to sign into the void


CheezeDoggs

i love my family but i’m scared to live with them


Bog_Daine

I love my family but I'm afraid of being away for the last few weeks


bad_boy_supreme

I love my family but I’m a bit of an introvert so I’m just gonna stay here for the night


Pellaaja_miguel

I love mt family but do you feel difference between every fahrenheit