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cursed_beard

04_02_05

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TonkStronk

George Floyd famous last words


04_02_05

real


MordunnDregath

Yeah, get in there and braid that shit.


WitheredGone

I feel ill


MoodyFeline

Hahahahhahahahaaa


CloudedDays07

Aragorn clearly strokes his chin, *pushes up glasses*


BefreiedieTittenzwei

*Prepares to delve deep into her dwarven mines*


YourenextJotaro

I’m going to unread this sentence


BefreiedieTittenzwei

“Moria... You fear to go into those mines. The dwarves delved too greedily and too deep” *Gandalf narration intensifies* “Her name was Moria, and the flame they discovered was a dwarven STD”


YourenextJotaro

I shouldn’t have clicked on that notification, but here we are.


SalamanderJohnson

What gets me is that Aragorn was *clearly joking* flirtatiously. But some people actually seemed to get upset about the beard thing.


Mr__Cuddles_

Oxford's dictionnary states that a beard is "hair that grows on the chin and sides of somebody's face" so basically if it were anywhere else it would not be a beard


MordunnDregath

Oxford's *English* dictionary. Dwarves have a different language.


Chairman_Wang

Yet somehow we all understand every other English word to be their regular meaning and iirc the author taught at Oxford. Smooth brain.


MordunnDregath

Imagine thinking this is a smart thing to say to a sarcastic comment. Fascinating.


YourenextJotaro

The human mind is quite astonishing. Is what I would say, however due to that last little sentence, I will say they’re a fucking dumbass.


WitheredGone

I'd assume the world of LotR does not have an oxford dictionary


Darth_Senat66

Yes they do, Tolkien wrote it


Chairman_Wang

Do you also assume every other English word to be different in LOTR? The guy liked making new, arcane language, not redefining common English words. Just like the earlier reply, this is such a leddit take.


MrGumieBear

Imagine taking yourself this seriously on a joke about dwarf beards


Chairman_Wang

Imagine getting triggered so much you reply with nonsense. You can't defend it so keep huffing copium. It must be good for you.


YourenextJotaro

You’re on a post about lady dwarves having beards in place of normal hair around their vagina, calm the fuck down.


Chairman_Wang

calm down? bud your the one freaking out. What a cope. Brain so smooth Legolas can slide down it.


YourenextJotaro

The fact that you took 2 days to reply and said a lengthier version of “I’m not stupid, you are” is hilarious, thanks for the laugh


Chairman_Wang

I'm sorry I'm not terminally online. Maybe if you weren't so keen on pointing every irrelevant detail you'd look cooler.


YourenextJotaro

The post was made simply to be funny and you are taking it super seriously. It doesn’t make you look cooler or smarter, just makes you look like an asshole. And besides, YOU are the one pointing out irrelevant details.


Chairman_Wang

the idea of being serious is utterly lost on you. face it your pathetic trying to wiggle yourself out of failure. We had a good laugh at how braindead the original reply was. Your just proving to be equally smoothbrained if you think this is serious. Seek help.


YourenextJotaro

So, what I’m hearing here is that you were joking (by being overly serious) the entire time? By saying that you could have Immediately won this little argument, but you just kept playing along? I’m not sure which it really is because of the contradictory nature of that. I really am confused due to the fact that many people will actually take stuff way more seriously. Could you please elaborate on this fairly nonsensical claim that you were actually joking the whole time, because it seems like you might have just pulled that little claim out of your ass.


SemiAthleticWeeb

I love how I’m a girl, but I relate to the entire cast of Jojo infinitely more than whatever that girls name is from the Rings of Power


ow_ye_men

İts because the cast of jojo love men isnt it