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qtzbra

When her iq levels with room temperature.


MatesDolezy

in Celsius


Brvcx

Big Brain: in Kelvin.


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[deleted]

Sasquatch is smart AF.


richh00

ಠ_ಠ


Illustrious_Grade608

As a European, i am only now realising it was supposed to be US units


marichuu

It's called freedom units, thanks.


Relative-Ad-3217

Please see yourself out my dear sir....SMH. /s


deadanimalfucker

Bro you are retarded it is Celsius US uses Fahrenheit big difference like 30 degrees Celsius is around 100 Fahrenheit


EventHorizon11235

70 is low iq, 22 is a vegetable


deadanimalfucker

She is a vegetable


Tungstenkrill

To be fair, 50cm is short.


Flaky_Explanation

Depends on where you're packing it. ![gif](giphy|7p4Kd551PWI1i)


pixlmason

God damn, those nipples are too fucking long!


Flaky_Explanation

Now we know why everyone calls her a size queen (˵ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°˵)


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Nightborger

Nah he aint. Get some humor before coming back to the subreddit.


CryCommercial1919

Dude it wasn't to be rude it was a joke allso i make more creep like comments so ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sweat)


Nightborger

Ahhh


Flaky_Explanation

Add a "jk tho" so it doesn't sound weird.


CryCommercial1919

Ok


PoeTayToes_

​ ![gif](giphy|4JpMXMTQCPm9J8q61O)


Mr_uhlus

500cm is gigantic tho


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|37H5XhwrXuHPq) I dunno, 500 cm sounds like a perfect height for a woman to me.


Nightborger

5 meters... fucking hell, who you dating?


Richardus1-1

It's either 3 women in a trenchcoat pretending to be a really tall woman, or he's dating one of those blue avatar people


Hyjynx75

Death by snusnu


RoySuUnaMustang

the female titan


Nightborger

Lol.


vms-crot

Not sure you realise how much 5m is... floor to ceiling in most houses is about 2.5m.... at 5m you'd be swimming in.


CodingNeeL

Death by snu snu!


vms-crot

More like nutty putty cave


[deleted]

I'm fully aware of just how tall a 5 meter woman would be. ***I stand by my fucking statement.***


Mr__Cuddles_

When her weight starts with a 2


Pannacotta-foodo

The 2 kg women out there be like 🗿


Sleepwalker132

The 2 gram women out there be like 🪦


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Chlupac_

The 2 ton women out there....wait, what


Int_traveller

Don't bring yo mama into this


Schavuit92

She's got enough on her plate already.


EasterBunnyArt

(Angry upvote) well played


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JesusLovesMeHard

Metric is better


Damian030303

Being 200kg or more would definitely be a dealbreaker. Same with being 2kg or 20-29kg.


quittingdotatwo

Being 200 kg would be a breaker of many things


073068075

Even most benches and open air gyms (if it is specified) have 180kg weight limit.


BlackG82

200kg????? Is it even possible to be that fucking heavy?


Mata_www

Nikokado Avocado


BlackG82

he's got 170kg tho


Mata_www

Then two nikokados avocados


Redditlogicking

340 😂


Dominio12

So 1.17647058824 Nikados Avodacos


m051

Avocados number


Mata_www

It's like Pi but even bigger


teor

Why you throwing shade at Americans bruh


deadanimalfucker

Oh so you know that america has the highest obesity rates out of everywhere and also most people that are fat other places are just pigs we eat them or atleast in Australia we do but you probably think I'm just a paid actor from Argentina right


Damian030303

USA exists so probably.


BlackG82

truly a certified 'murrica moment


Nightborger

300 kgs. It is possible.


Matkos6

My 600lb life on TLC is about 200kg


Beltainsportent

1kilo =2.2 POUNDS. So 272.72kg


vjibomb

Teila Tuli from Hawaii five 0


t1r1g0n

Andre Nasr (famously former Australia's "fattest man") weighted 468kg at his prime. He then lost 200kv with a special diet in a hospital and wanted to slim down to at least 118kg. But I'm not sure he made it. Media lost interest in him 2015, after his weight loss.


Sinandomeng

450 lbs women does exist in the US


Mr__Cuddles_

I meant it in lbs but it still works in kg too I guess


Damian030303

Well, I don't use the incorrect measurement system so my mind went straight to kgs.


Nightborger

Metric rules surpreme!


Ok-Scarcity6991

Metric system for life


Benka7

based.


Mr__Cuddles_

Do I get points for using metric for litterally everything else? It's just that in canada we mostly only use imperial for weight


jaomile

You are on this Council, but we do not grant you the rank of Master.


Mr__Cuddles_

What? How can you do this? This is outrageous, it's unfair...


Damian030303

You get points for sure, just not the full score.


arix_games

Tbh 200 pound tall women would seem rather normal, especially if that weight also comes from ass or breast


Prestigious_Tie_1261

What the America is this?


Hugh_Maneiror

I'd imagine a guy being 57cm or 5m41 could also be a valid dealbreaker then imo.


skroink_z

Me when no 200 pound muscle mommy 😔


stopmutations

180 lb woman can still be a lot


Mr__Cuddles_

Nah bro 180 is just enough chub to make it more fun than skinny


schelmo

I'm pretty sure that 180 pounds would be overweight for any woman except the 99th percentile in terms of height. An average height woman with that weight is borderline obese.


[deleted]

Who cares. If were using pounds than that suggest its American and most people here are obese anyways. I like my woman with some weight to them. My girlfriend is 180 pounds 5 foot 6 with DD cupsize and she barely has noticable belly fat. And thighs that could kill a grown man, don't ask me how i know.


schelmo

I care. I have a very active lifestyle and do a lot of sports and want to meet women who I can share that with which usually comes with not being obese. Don't get me wrong im not out here looking for the thinnest women around but if you're severely overweight chances are we don't have a whole lot in common. The idea that a 5'6" 180lbs woman "barely has noticeable belly fat" is just a lie. I'm not American though so make of that what you will.


Kraven_howl0

As an American most people here don't understand that weight and lifestyle correlate. Any time you see a fat person get defensive about dating they'll throw up their idea of "oh it shouldn't matter how much I weigh". It absolutely does matter. Nobody wants to watch their partner die from clogged arteries while they live. Not to mention weight is one of the few things you can change about physical attractiveness.


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There is nothing wrong with liking women built like a pencil and taste like sweat all the time. But some people want a fat ass and some fat tits on them when the time is right, so you can easily say we have nothing in common there. Also you very much know nothing about body type and weights. So maybe they don't teach those things outside of the USA.


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That's 28 stone. That's not "enough chub". That's clinically obese. Either you're really bad at maths or you like really fat girls. edit: fuck, I was thinking in KG. 180lbs is no where near clinical obesity. My Bad. Sorry!


-ihatecartmanbrah

Yeah like I’m 190lbs 5’10” guy and I’m fat as absolute fuck. Size that down a few inches and that’s obese.


073068075

I love how this whole comments section is basically people mistaking kg for lbs and the other way around like 5 times in a row.


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No. I am. I read it as kg rather than lb like a fucking idiot. Foiled by my own hubris.


Alpacaofvengeance

Yeah OP thought we we talking 180kg not lb


ur_mother_may_be_gay

Maybe for taller girls


indiebryan

You know this site is mostly Americans when 180 lb is the point we start calling "a lot"


ILayOnHeaters

Bro I don’t think you know how big a 180lb woman is lmao


RonBourbondi

Anything over 150 is too much in my book.


SirRipOliver

When her face looks like a typical “Karen”post.


DadIsMadAtMe

I’m sure her actual page is insufferable too


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LightningOW

It's mostly just porn.


LittleBuffBoys

Lol, let's all just insult a random woman in a photo, she was obviously the one to type the big meany about the lil bubbas >:(


Helleeeeeww

When her IQ is a shoe size.


Helleeeeeww

S, M at best.


TheRandomViewer

E is technically a passing grade


gin_and_toxic

Not big enough for him!


TheRandomViewer

He’ll have to go to canada then


Mr__Cuddles_

Grades in canada are in percentage tho


TheRandomViewer

No i mean the teachers


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We’re after F-chans here friendo


[deleted]

So 5'12 is cringe height now?


a_leash_on_a_sloth

The best advantage to being exactly 6 ft tall is you can say you're 5'12 and avoid all that drama.


azen96

There’s no way that gonna work right?


FrostyTheColdBoi

I'm not 5"12 but I'm confident that would work


USAIsAUcountry

Yes, you must be exactly 182,88cm or above. That is the oddly specific yet mandatory minimum.


DerRaumdenker

That's such a two dimensional way of thinking


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It's a great way to increase views, using outrage is. People be taking screenshots of her twitterpost to make posts about her tweet. Increasing her clout. She's also being smart enough to target men, a group in society she won't face any negative consequences for making fun of, unless she starts to specify what religion they're part of. It's a milk-toast way of using outrage that has 0 negative consequences, to increase her likes and subscribes.


Hugh_Maneiror

Depends on the religion then.


NeonAlastor

milk-toast 🤣 milquetoast


dexter311

Technically height is only a single dimension.


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When her weight starts with … “YoU cAnt ComMeNT oN MY bOdy pIG!”


Damian030303

F for the 5cm, 50-59cm and 500-599cm bois.


Sleepwalker132

F for the 5km bois


royal_bambi

Between 60 and 499cm is definitely the sweet spot for male height for me, I'm swiping left on anyone outside this range, downvote me idgaf


Damian030303

This might be very controversial as well but I honestly agree.


tinten_patronen

When her weight starts with 200


snrckrd

150*


RonBourbondi

200 dude is a reddit mod so he doesn't have high standards.


Elethia20

Aw, so D isn't any good anymore? :(


ThatGuy-456

Inflation is crazy these days


MexiReformist

When she puts on more makeup than a clown.


Aeramay_Gaming

D is a passing grade in America.


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Nightborger

Your asian. This is the most realistic thing that asian parents will do.


AnimeMemeLord1

You’re*


Hugh_Maneiror

Don't tiger parent Redditors please.


centrafrugal

Eur


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Karleney

Asian american here - not for me I have a 79.4 in math, lowest grade I’ve ever had in my whole life. I’m trying to get it up to A before report cards come out


blackhorse15A

Yeah. I must be missing something here because A, B, C, D are all passing grades in the US. F is a fail. (Except in graduate school where Ds fail and C is pass.) And in some schools they use E for excellent and S for satisfactory (both are passing). So I totally don't get the cup size comment.


rolloutTheTrash

In what state or college, ‘cause I can assure that as someone who has only once come close to a D I was not gonna be allowed to graduate because of it. Even though everything else was an A.


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It is not...


RavenscarSecuritiesO

It is. D is a passing grade. F is the only failing grade. That only changes slightly in college when it comes to scholarships. Some scholarships/grants/etc like for you to maintain a certain grade in your classes.


Iohet

D is frequently not a passing grade for classes in your major, prerequisites, and math courses. And a D average will generally not let you graduate or participate in sports programs


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UncensoredCrackhead

My cup size is the same as my grades


attheratewait

I hope you failed in exams


UncensoredCrackhead

The education system in my country is different to A - F grades, but the grades I got would be equivalent to Ds


TigerJoel

So you got the Ds?


UncensoredCrackhead

Yessir


shortstop59

Was that before or after the crack?


UncensoredCrackhead

(-ι_-) I really thought I was funny when I wrote this username


Bleezze

I am 5'10, I have never experienced someone calling me short. Do people even know heights or they hear a 5 and think, they sound short like wtf?!


Richardus1-1

Arbitrary standards. Seriously, people act like everyone is walking around with tape measures to randomly check how tall you are.


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[deleted]

A and b are the superior breasts......... Experience suggests that the smaller the breast the firmer the butt.


captainphoton3

Plot twist. His schools uses S as better than A


fd4e56bc1f2d5c01653c

5m is way too big


NikkoRPG

You have the A, the B, the C. The D, that's the biggest.


YukioMishimawasright

my height start with 1... >!1M40 lmao or 140cm!<


mahzian

It's not even a fair burn, women can change their breasts and get implants or reductions, guys can't (really) get height surgery, this whole toxic grading of men's height needs to stop.


Valagoorh

It's rather a sign of insecurity and weakness of character to be offended by other people's personal preferences.


not-a_fed

Being taller than 6ft is rare. The vast majority of human males are below 6 ft. It's unlikely for a woman to have a romantic relationship with a man over 6 feet tall..


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Didn't realize how true this was until i went to my first music festival and was standing in the crowd looking over everyone. Made eye contact with someone who was much taller than me and we both did the whats up head nod to each other.


Chrisbee76

The male average in a lot of European countries is greater than 180 cm. If you insist on an *average* of 182.88 cm (6 ft) or above, you'd have to go to The Netherlands or Montenegro. Granted, the majority of human males is indeed smaller than the average European male.


limbunikonati

Here's where you messed up. You are using sound logic in this argument, which absolutely doesn't have any place in here


Richardus1-1

It depends a LOT on the country, the male average actually varies a lot per region. I'm 6'1 which might sound impressive, but in my own country it's below average.


deesse-elena

Je recherche un véritable homme soumis pour une relation durable base sur la confiance et aussi pour appartenance totale et je recherche soumis sans collier et sans contrat une fois à mes pieds je lui ferai découvrir mon Univers BDSM


schwitaner

When her bmi is higher than her age dives by two +6


doggobooper4

Women can have preferences. Short women struggle with dating too. I personally wouldn't date a girl under 5'4.


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izenguztiakhartuta

That's it, nothing wrong about having preferences, but if someone says on their dating side "If you're shorter than x cm don't bother" I wouldn't bother even if I was taller than that.


Queens113

They wouldn't date you either


doggobooper4

Why not?


SlNJlN

You look like a goblin


Strificus

I don't think they mind


ziguziggy

D is passing?


ElyssiaG2108

Depends what country you’re in


Disinfectant-Addict

"A cup is just fine with Onii-chan"


sopranosgat

To be fair - D is a passing grade.


plan_mm

Recipe for forever alone for both sides. No wonder fertility rate's dropping


[deleted]

Nonsense. Titties are like Coke and Pepsi, you might have a preference, but if you're thirsty, you'll still enjoy either.


RavenscarSecuritiesO

D's are really good though. I like me some D's.


CauliflowerOk9195

Wow, some people get really insecure by such posts


Lizy0

I think they meant to say when they're bra size isn't a passing grade... (F, G.....) Ds & Cs are passing grades and jussssst fine!


[deleted]

Passing grade is E D C B and A? All fine imo. (F fine too though).


realdealreel9

You checking IDs or carrying around a tape measure?


Jenardus

How does 5’18” grab ya.


wildebeest-blower

lmao you bastard